It Could all be so simple.....

....But you'd rather make it hard... My co-workers irk me most days, either saying, doing, talking, or annoying me in some sorta way that make me wanna GO OFF on they ass, imma list somma them nuisances below, nod with me and talk about in the comment section cause i know yall gotta feel me on this here...

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*Do you really take it personal if i say good morning ONCE instead of 32 times like you do? Check this, go jump in a gotdamn lake, i said good morning once and i ain't saying the shit again till tomm fucking morning thank ya kindly...





*Why i gotta be an extrovert or anti-social cause i don't wanna go to Pappadeaux's with yall, or mofo Steak houses and shit for lunch? It ever occur to you that i am a broke ass female with two kids and can't afford that shit day in and day out. Or maybe i just don't like yall ass and would have to order @ least 3 drinks to get throo all them corny ass jokes yall tell and expect a nigga to laugh @...





*Do i come back there and tell you how to do your job? Uhhhhhhh HELL NAW cause i don't give a shit how or what it is you do, so please take the same note with me and ease on down the damn road like Mike and Diana did in the Wiz....





*I am on my cell @ my desk talking normal ass talk to whoever tell me why you feel the need to stop @ the door, look @ the non-existent marks on the wall, tie ya shoe, pick up imaginary lint offa the carpet, to eavesdrop my convo? Imma just start saying random off the wall ass shit like "yeah we gon rob this bank tonight yall betta be ready to buck these niggas so we can stab out..." i bet ya ass won't listen no' mo'.....





*I have no access to porn on this computer. Even if i did why imma look @ it @ work and i got all kinda Tom, Dick and Harry's looking over my shoulder trying to peep what i am doing? Would you be shocked if i had a spreadsheet up? Would it amaze yo ass if i was typing up a contract? How bout if i had a word document working on an outline bout that bank we finna rob, would that get ya ass out from over my shoulder?





*Is Oil of Olay body quench lotion really that new of a product for you to come throo here and tell me fifty-eleven times how good it smell? What is you smelling cause it smell like regular ass lotion to me?





*This last beef here really ain't with a co-worker, it is more so to do with the ppl who call here for my co-workers, never understanding when i say that this person is in a meeting, or that person is unavaliable and INSISTING that i page that person making me look like an ass cause they btich ass can't leave a gotdamn message on a voicemail, or call back in a fucking hour, i hate that shit, and i just wanna say KICK ROCKS... to all the ppl who do that shit.....