Bammy's Why's
Why is getting up early a pain in the rear?
Why I had a dream last night that I was super rich?
Why that really wasn't a dream, more like delusions of grandeur?
Why I saw a cutie yesterday while I was out but he was short?
Why at 5'9ish I'mma need someone to look up to?
Why I watched Employee of the Month on HBO over the weekend and why was it so funny?
Why when it was out in theaters it didn't look as funny as it was?
Chrissy's Why's
Why Bammy watching any movie that got Jessica Simpson in it?
Why anything she do, say, sing irk my nerves
Why i really have no good why's today my mind is all over the place so i can't think skraight
Why i got a feeling the day gon be long as hell
Why i need a sugar daddy ASAP!
174 comments:
WHY I DON'T REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO WHY ABOUT?
WHY I'M TYPE'N IN CAPS?
WHY THAT MOVIE WAS FUNNY THO CHRISSY?
WHY NOW THAT SCHOOLS BACK IN I GET TO WORK HELLA EARLY AND IT FEELS LIKE THE DAY IS NEVER ENDING?
WHY DO YOU GET PIMPLES IN THE STRANGEST PLACES?
WHY I'M STARTING TO GET IN A SILLY MOOD?
why imma go get me a snicker out this machine cause i am starving like a damn homeless doggie
why homeless doggies need love too
why a homeless man be having pets and shit
why i bet the dog be like man eff this shit today it's hot and all he gon do is beg till he get enough money for some wine and i am still gon be ass out looking for old churches chicken boxes and dranking water outta ditches
why i think my son killed the fish in the fish tank
why everyday i walk past it it's either a pregnant fish or a dead fish in that bitch
why i wanna know what my son doing to kill em tho, i am not sure if he over feeding em, dropping shit in the tank or what but he is a serial fish killer
WHY AM I THE ONLY WHYING NIMROD IN HERE?
WHY IS NIMROD LIKE MY NEW FAVORITE WORD?
WHY I WANNA GO HOME AND GO IN MY BED?
WHY CAN'T SLEEPING BE A JOB?
WHY DO WE NEED JOBS IN THE FIRST PLACE?
WHY I NEED TO HEAD ON AND GET ME A RICH OLD LIKE REALLY OLD AND REALLY RICH BOYFRIEND?
WHY DOES THE WORLD REVOVLE AROUND MONEY WHENIT SHOULD REVOVLE AROUND ME? LMAO
WHY THAT LAST WHY HAS ME LOL'N?
WHY DOES THE WORLD REVOVLE AROUND MONEY WHENIT SHOULD REVOVLE AROUND ME? LMAO
^^^^why imma just die offa that lmao right damn now
WHY IS MY SILLY HIGH GONE?
GONE LIKE THE MONEY IN DAME DASH'S BANK ACCOUNT
GONE LIKE THE FREE HBO I WAS GETTING
GONE LIKE YUNG BERG'S CHANCES OF GETTING WITH A DARK BUTT
GONE LIKE LL COOL J BEING COOL EVER AGAIN
GONE LIKE THE MONEY IN DAME DASH'S BANK ACCOUNT
^^^^^lmmfao why you messing with me tho
WHY THE SILLY HIGH IS STARTING TO COME BACK??
WHY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M IN A SILLY MOOD?
WHY IS VIVCA FOX HOSTING THAT GLAM GOD SHOW?
WHY WHEN I THINK OF VIV I DON'T THINK OF GLAM?
WHY WHEN I THINK OF VIV I THINK OF BOTOX?
WHY I SHOULD LEAVE VIV ALONE IT CAN'T BE EASY BEING A WALKING ADVIRTISEMENT FOR PLASTIC SURGERY?
WHY I THINK IF HER AND LIL KIM AND JOAN RIVERS GET TOGETHER THEY CAN PROBABLY MAKE A WHOLE PERSON WITH ALL THE FAKE BODY PARTS THEY HAVE?
why yung berg chain all over the damn place
why that shit is soooooooooo funny to me
why i bet his lil ass be crying and shit over it
why they had to kill ricky in boyz in the hood???
why they gotta kill the nicca who just got a scholarship???
why i'm still mad & hurt about that shit???
why Ricky had to die again in Anacondas???
why I feel all naked & ugly cause I 4got to put my eyeshadow on???
why i'm about to put on my eyeshadow so I won't feel all naked & ugly???
why I'm about to cut & paste all my why's from last week until I can come up with some more whys???
********last week*******
Why I just now start listening to Lloyd?
Why I like his music?
Why I want to print out some t-shirts & be the head of the Fan Club?
Why his hair look like Hawaiian Silky??
Why I wanna run my fingers through his hair???
Why I just spent 5 why's talking about that?
Why that dude from Pretty Rickey have only like 3 dred locks???
why this lady at work always listening to church on her computer?
why it's all loud...why I tun on my secular music to aggravate her?
why i'ma come back later with some more why's????
why i'm laughing my ass off @bahama going off on Vivica!!!!!
WHY ODARA HAS ME LOL'N?
WHY SHE CUTTING AND PASTE'N WHY'S?
WHY I SEEN'T SOME NEW CUTE NFL PLAYERS OVER THE WEEKEND?
WHY DOES MY FANTASY TEAM SUCK MOOSE BALLS?
WHY I'M LMAO?
WHY I BET MOOSE HAVE THE BIGGEST BALLS?
WHY DO REINDEER HAVE SUCH HUGENORMOUS A$$ES?
WHY I THINK I NEED TO STOP??
why imma leave yall alone cause ya nutz odara and bammy lmmfao
why bahama got me thinking about REINDEER's asses???
why they do have big asses???
why Santa Clause was probably hitting them from the back???
why I hope no kids read that crack on Santa Clause?
why is might scar them for life???
why bahama need to post some pics of the cute NFL players?
WHY IS MY RING TONE SEXUAL HEALING?
WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY TO ME?
WHY MY BOOBS ARE LOOKING EXTRA GOOD TODAY?
WHY I THINK A MAN MADE BRA'S?
WHY YOU ASK? CUZ ONLY A MAN WOULD WANNA PUT A WOMAN THROUGH ALL THIS PAIN
WHY I'M ABOUT TO GO DOWN IN THE DRUG ROOM (YEA WE GOT A DRUG ROOM) AND GET HIGH?
WHY I'M KIDDING? KIND OF
why i can't stand the booty smeilling girl @ the j-o-b
why i wanna slap her
why if i ever catch her outside the job i am
why the lil chinese man in the store wanna act like he don't know what the fuck a chocolate philly blunt is
why i come in there everyday for the same shit and everyday i gotta go round the counter and get the shit myself
why his store smell like old doritos and eggrolls
why imma slap his ass one day too
Why that dude from Pretty Rickey have only like 3 dred locks???
^555 Why is that really funny.
Why does Slim from 112 mouth look like he suck d*ick
Why I like his new song but can't stop the visual attacks when I hear it
Why I work in an office full of geeks
Why I wish they stop talking to me because even general topics sound boring coming out they mouth
Why they only highlight of my work day is blog searching
Why am I loving Jennifer Hudson's song Spotlight
Why does Slim from 112 mouth look like he suck d*ick
^^^^^lmmfatfo
AHAHAHA @ ODARA...
WHY REINDEER ASSES ARE LIKE BUTT PADS ON STEROIDS??
WHY ALL THE FEMALE REINDEER PROLLY BE DROPPING IT LIKE IT'S HOT UP AT THE NORTH POLE?
WHY SANTA PROLLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WILL ALL THAT ASS? LMMFAO!!!!
WHY I'M A TELL YOU THE NAMES ODARA
RYAN GRANT - PACKERS
WHY I GOOGLED THE OTHER GUY? WHY HE AIN'T REALLY ALL THAT CUTE SO I'M NOT GONE SAY HIM...LOL
Why I didn't realize Bammy is 5'9 dayum!
Why the GOP nominees holding there rally right by job
Why is it obvious I'm the only one in the office that don't care
Why do I wanna stand on my desk and raise my right fist and yell OBAMA mofos!!!
Why this a federal gubment job and I'd get fired lol if I do
WHY IS PSLL TRYING TO KILL ME??
WHY I'M LMAO??
why i wanna know why yall on a reindeer's ass lmao
why they ain't put granny ass in a home on the beverly hillbillies
why that is where her ass needed to be cooking roadkill all the damn time
why ain't nobody recognize that jethro was slow and needed to be in a special school or some shit
why the hell is chrissy talking bout the hillbillies?? lmao
**why ain't nobody recognize that jethro was slow and needed to be in a special school or some shit
WHy when you broke or in the hood AND mentally challenged you just get called crazy and thats it
WHy everybody had a dude in they neighborhood that really should have been on lockdown but they ran free and crazy
Why some of those people y'all cuzzins lol
Why I see a girl in the mall with royal blue, white and black braids.
Why I was staring so hard she mean mugged me
WHy I shake my head and bust out laughing. IF she don't know, I can't tell her azz
why i'm bout to start whying ?
why i'mma just say "no comment" to all previous whys up above ?
why bf thinks telling me "up jump the boogie" is gonna get me outta bed in the morning ?
why i had no words for him when he kicked it semi old school ?
why his ass got a cadillac chain cause he bought a 05 caddy ?
why i just shook my damn head at that grown ass kid ?
why negros jacking the bobble-mint twins out their language swagger all over the blogging world ?
why i'mma cut off my arm ?
WHy everybody had a dude in they neighborhood that really should have been on lockdown but they ran free and crazy
^^^^^^lmmfao why you so damn right tho
why i am proud to be one half of the bobble-mint twin coalition
why that up jumps the boogie shit would cause me to throw a jagged hard object @ hubby head if he ever did it to me in the A.M.
why hubby think turning the light on, the fam off and the tv up is gon motivate me to get out the bed
why that shit NEVER works
why i hate getting up in the morning
why i think i have slept half my life away
fam=fan
why these whys are on n poppin fresh ?
why i'mma why about this nigga i call my bf ?
why he peeps out the window every hour to make sure his baby is alright ?
why i'mma move it one night so he can panic ?
why i'mma videotape it ?
why i need to stop ?
why ice t suck donkey nuggets as a rapper ?
why I can't find no pics of RYAN GRANT w/o his helmet on???
why his ass looks like a reindeer ass in his football stretch pants?
why somebody burned some toast & got the whole office smelling like that?
why i wanna kick them in they damn chin 4 doing that?
@chrissy why I thought jethro use to ride the short bus too???
why mc hammer really think we believe he was tupac's homeboy?
why hammer wore them panties in the pumps & a hump video????
why suge knight been M.I.A. since he got knocked the eff out???
why i think i have slept half my life away
^^^
why i think you insist on proving we're twins cause i say that all the time !?
why i bet bosslady all up in mzp kool-aid that is why she ain't rolled throo here and dropped them why's on us
why i am already bored out my skull
why twitter is no longer addicting
why made nation is
why yall ain't got no sex convos going in there tho
why imma start one
why messiah ain't wrote no more lies about grown ass pizza delivery females who go round giving out random blow jobs to devoted customers
why i just feel like saying ape shit?
why i'm trying to work the computer keeps calling me?
why it's whispering Bahama..Bahama..you know you want me??
why i think i'm addicted to the internet?
why I would hate to imagine what the world would be like without the net?
why i think i'm also addicted to kit-kat bars?
why it's a good thing we don't carry kit-kat bas cuz i'd be in the candy room all day
why 504 ain't got no comment?
why when one of my co-workers walk the entire ground shakes?? no seriously
why i think i want a sub from quizno's for lunch?
why is it only 10;30 and i'm already thinking abount lunch?
Why I'm DEAD off all these why's?
Why I think I may need anger management??
Why I feel sometimes that steam is really goin to come outta my ears one day??
Why I got some why's for G's to Gents?
Why I'm still upset that my TJones is gone?
Why I woulda loved to see my boo up there crying (again) for his mama and her macaroni n cheese!?
Why I think they really call him Macaroni Tony in his hood, since Mac N Cheese is her fav?
Why I'm so glad that I've learned to bite my tongue?
Why if I didn't learn that I would be one hateful b*tch!?
http://stylerazzi.blogspot.com/2008/04/football-fashion.html Here's a pic of Ryan Grant. He's a sexy Sagittarius!!
why if bammy wasn't typing her address the nation speech up ^ there she would notice i commented not once, not twice but 3 times a ladah ?
why i know she better cope them whys ?
why is chrissy a fool!
why she talk so bad about messiah?
why i like his stories??
why they be funny though?
why i can't forget the part where he said he keep the condom in his sock for quick access?
why i think i have slept half my life away
^^^
why i think you insist on proving we're twins cause i say that all the time !?
^^^^^why we should get a cyber dna test on and poppin fresh in here
why bobble insist on taking me back to 1992 @ least once a week
why i am willing to go
why that on and poppin fresh killing me
why i want bobble to pull that prank on b/f and tell me how it turn out
why she gon have that man running out the house in his drawz talking bout who jacked my caddy
why bobble gon be adjusting the lens on her camera making sure she got it all on tape
why she then need to post it on youtube
why i gotta story bout stolen shit
why when i was like 13 i was waiting in older cousins truck for him to come out this married lady he was screwing house, lmao
why his lil sister my lil cuz was in the truck with me
why he left the keys in that bitch
why i started that ho and drove it all round that parking lot while he was in there screwing the married chick
why i dain't put the truck back in the same spot tho so when he came out he thought it was stolen
why his ass ran allllll the way home and told his momma and my momma my truck stolen and oh yeah the girls was in it
why the cops pulled up bout 20 mins later
why that lady husband did too
why i think bout that shit now and lmmfao
why i got my ass beat like kunta kinte over that shit
tis all ignore typos if any lol
why i was playing with some new make up i bought last night and made up my face before going to the gas station to grab a soda?
why a cute youngin was like daaaamn ma you married or what not?
why when i said yeah, he responded with- you wanna get to know a young home wrecka?
why he was cute and about 10 yrs younger than me?
why i wanted to hop in his pocket and ride on home with his cute ass?
why i got on that same work innappropriate/ in da club make up combo on this morning cuz i wanted to reenact that scene sometime today?
why it's okay tho cuz i know a bitch gotta rock a nude mouth and face with a bright eye look.
fierce. why i wanna drank in my hand now?
ms biggie shorty
why thank you PSLL i was just about to go look for a pix of him but i'mma need yall heffa's to back up off him...lmao
why bobble becky ann shirley corinna morris made me lol
why ms biggie shorty came outta nowhere and is making me LOL???
oh Dizzzzam!!! why Ryan Grant is sexy???
why when I get to work @ 7am...the bathroom is already lit???
why they didn't shit @ home...why they shitting @7am @ work???
why i got to work late...whyi'm still leaving early though?
why my coworker be cutting her chin hairs with scissors @ her desk?
why if they that long she needs to get a chainsaw???
why she look like big worm from friday??
why was that mean,,,why i don't care cause she evil?
why I miss messiah's lying stories too @chrissy????
why we only know what his d!ck looks like & not his face???
why chrissy got me talking about d!cks???
WHy I worked with a lady that was a married woman/ho/prostitute
Why this heffa husband pay for her to have an abortion and the baby wasn't his - his peter was snipped
WHy she pull a trucker off of 95 had oral sex performed on her and wnet home like it was nothing
Why she was having an ongoing affair with the same man for 6 years
WHy did they meet every Mon, Wed and friday religiously
Why I used to sit in the office taking notes cuz imma write a book about her lif
why my momma on the phone telling me about the neighbors?
why i am gonna share?
why she says one of them is outside cutting the grass with scissors?
why i can't type anymore cuz my eyes are filling up wth water cuz i'm laughing so hard??
Why am I LOL at Odara's entire last post.
WHy I don't and won't do any work today.
@ odara, why that prolly wasn't even his dick tho lmao
why eazy e sucked as a rapper
why my radio up loud as hell tho blasting his shit
why he sound dumber than ice-t
why eazy-e and ice-t on a duet
scare me
also @ odara, why ya co-worker trmming hairs that look like big worm killing me lmmfatfo
WHy she pull a trucker off of 95 had oral sex performed on her and wnet home like it was nothing
^^^^^^^why imma say ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lmao
why eazy e daughter was on sweet sixteen?
why i hated her ass?
why I'm *dead* @chrissy talking about ice-t & eazy e doing a duet????
why everybody in NWA had jherri curls????
why i bet if they sat on a sofa they would leave curl juice like on coming to america???
why i think one of my co-workers is one of them gay men who solicit sex in bath houses and dark alleys and shit
why he look like a serial killer
why he look like a gay serial killer tho
why he got mo switch in his hips than miss jay do on ANTM
why when he come down the hall i be wanting to say WORK IT BITCH!! real loud
why it take so much outta me NOT to say it
why i walked past his cube one day and he was listening to george micheal
why i was like oh what station is that
why he gon look @ me and say that is not a station i got allllll of micheal's cd's i am a huge fan with gleam in his eyes as he spoke it
why i died a lil that day cause his ass was sooooooooooooooo serious bout it....
Lol @ coming to America. She's your Queennnnnnnnnnnn to Be.....
Why when I found out she was molested it made sense @ Chrissy.
Why Lil Wayne get a piercing above his lip. SMGH
why i'm bout to GO ape shit on this roomate of mine?
why he has some stink smelling chips scenting up the whole friggin room?
why the smell is making me gag?
why i'm bout to Oust his ass into next week?
why i hope he got some mints ol french onion breath smelling chip eating bastid!
why i just go weigh myself to see if i lost those 2 lbs from this previous weekend, so i could estimte how much food i could get away with eating this weekend?
why i lost those 2 lbs, and i know i finna have me some beer, some chicken, some ice cream, some gummy worms, some banana pudding?
why my co-workers be like, you always eat sooo healthy, evertime i see you you've got an apple.
why i eat like that all week up till friday afternoon?
why i eat so much on the weekends i feel hung over on mondays?
why that shit be working tho cuz
i still haven't gained back the 30lbs i lost since january.
why this weekend i'm gone have me a love affair with some smothered chicken and mgd...
ms biggie shorty
@ odara why hubby kill me talking bout that girl on sweet 16
why he say her eyes are on either side of her head like a shark
why he like her ass ain't got that kinda money to be throwing parties like that
why he gon say ice cube and dr dre pitched in and threw the party for her lmmfao
why hubby ass be watching sweet 16 and hating like a mug on that shit
why he all like imma give our kids a party like that when they get that age
why am i like man please i wish i would
why i just want a car like them heffas be gettin on the show, hell i will take a used saturn @ this point....
why i think if somebody still has a jherri curl they should be arrested?
why chrissy's why's got tears coming outta my eyes....LOL????
why poprah got that one long ass tooth???
why she won't file that thing down?
why cousin harold had to die in menace II society???
why cousin harold was sexy as hell...even though he had like 2 lines???
why chris strokes not in jail for rapping immature & b2k???
why when I get to work @ 7am...the bathroom is already lit???
why they didn't shit @ home...why they shitting @7am @ work???
^^Why I deal w the same sh*t (no pun intended...lol) everyday??
Why this old bish who work across the hall is the culprit?
Why I kno she's the shitty one and when I see her I think in my mind "Hey Shitty"?...lol
Why I'm dead off PLL's whys?
Why I'm gone go'on and agree w PLL about not doin no work today?
Why everyday I come in here motivated to do some work, but the people here kill that motivation??
why anonymous "smothered chicken" sound real good?
why i'm hungry now?
why i'm probably gonna go to the soul food cafe 4 lunch?
why i want some red koolade too?
why he got mo switch in his hips than miss jay do on ANTM
why when he come down the hall i be wanting to say WORK IT BITCH!! real loud
^^^ Why I want you to say it and tell us what happend so I can die??
Why I'm bout to bless ya'll again w some why's about my G's to Gents??
Why Creepa can't read worth shit?
Why I wanna kno what acriditional conditioner school is??
Why Mr.Bentley look extra sweet when he was wipin them tears?..lol
Why I wanna say that can't nobody say that Shotta son ain't his?
Why the baby 4head almost bigger than Shottas?
Why I'm DONE!?
why did i have a snicker bar on my way to work this morning but now i don't know where it is
why did i stop typing & go to my car to see if i left it there
why does jennifer hudson look like an elf in the spotlight video
why do i stare at her boobs throughout the spotlight video
why is "inappropriate clothing" a topic discussed in our work meetings, but i wear a marilyn manson tee that says "babble babble bitch bitch, sex sex sex dont forget the violence"
why was i the one heading the meeting...while wearing that tee
why didn't anyone say anything
why imma keep wearing it
why i wanna go to this drug room with Bam
why do i feel nauseous whenever i see/hear/smell this one lady i work with
why do i sometimes smell her before i see/hear her coming
why she look like a "critter" to me
why i wanna watch the Critters movies now
why is this guy i work with in the breakroom canoodling with the chick that refills the snack machines so he can get some free snacks
why does he do that all the time
why does 504's bf have "up jumps the boogie" in his mental phrase list, lol
why bobble becky ann shirley corinna morris made me lol
^^^^
why that's my job ?
why i don't get paid tho ?
why it's volunteer work ?
why i gotta a eff'ed up story ?
why i parked on the other side of the woman who was in front me by the grocier ?
why i got out b4 her cause she bumped the car in front her when she parked ?
why she THEN proceed to get out & pull her seat back to tell "keisha" to get out the car ?
why she then said "where is keisha?"
why she said "oh lawd i think i left my child at home?"
why she yelled for the man who she let out b4 she parked "Pookie (i made that name up) where is keisha ?"
why i didn't hear him but she said "i done left my child at home. too much shit on my mind" ?
why i laughed so hard on the inside, it hurted ?
**why i eat so much on the weekends i feel hung over on mondays?
Why I do the same thing
Why do I really love food especially carbs
WHy a sister have an orgasm thinking about some french fries and a good roll
Why my co-worker ate an entire meal at Ihop: lemon cake pancakes, hashbrowns, omelet with cheese and ham!!!!
Why I couldn't eat because I was too busy watching her
Why I knew not to use the bathroom after her
Why that bish weigh 370+
"why when he come down the hall i be wanting to say WORK IT BITCH!! real loud"
^^^why I want Bam to do that & then come back and tell us about it
why she then said "where is keisha?"
why she said "oh lawd i think i left my child at home?"
why she yelled for the man who she let out b4 she parked "Pookie (i made that name up) where is keisha ?"
why i didn't hear him but she said "i done left my child at home. too much shit on my mind" ?
why i laughed so hard on the inside, it hurted ?
^^^^^^why i am literally sitting here in tears offa that shit.....
@mzpurp why I be looking @ people's shoes under in the bathroom stalls...so I can recognize the culprit & give them shitty looks???
hahahhahahah
why poprah got that one long ass tooth???
why she won't file that thing down?
^^Why I'm witcha on this one??
Why they always showcase that tooth like its special or somethin??
Why I think that tooth has its own reality show coming out along w Tjones and Princess Lily??
Why I'm DEAD and not returning off 504's why?
Why I woulda cried laughin if I was there?
Why I woulda screamed out in the parkin lot "WHERE THE HELL IS KEISHA??"...LMFAO!
WHY ARE ALL OF YOU CRAZY AND I LOVE IT!!!!LOL
why i wanna know hoe she just gon leave lil keisha lmmfao
why i keep pictuirng some big booty chick with that stressed look on her face talking bout WHERE'S KEISHA
why imma kill bobble for even putting that shit in here
why i don't understand how you just gon forget ya kid lmmfao
speaking of kids
why my son gon run in the bedroom last night and say "daddy said he want some cupcakes."
why i was like huh, go tell him it ain't none
why my son come back and say "mommy, daddy said he want somma YOUR cupcakes, can i have some too"
why i died and told aj nope and ya daddy can't either
tis all
why my son come back and say "mommy, daddy said he want somma YOUR cupcakes, can i have some too"
^^^why am i gonna laugh at that for the rest of the day
why i'm laughing @mzpurp...why I think that tooth won an olympic medal???
why big worm putting makeup on her chin now????
why lil wayne got his face pierced???
why it look like a whitehead???
why was kanye singing a country song on the vma's????
why maxwell going on tour & i'm about to stalk his concerts???
Why am I not blogging on my birthday??
Why haven't I planned anything yet?
Why does it feel like a regular day though?
Why are Maury's shows just nothing but DNA and lie detector tests?
Why do I miss Judge Mablean on Divorce Court?
why my ol pale ass, yard stick up the coochie walkin lookin ass supervisor had to wak by right as i sighed real loud while helping to schedule an old man's appoitment?
why she be lookin all xtra hard at me cuz she don't ever catch me doin right?
why she look like pinnochio, and she actually walk like she made out out wood?
why she walk like she got rheumatiod arthritis of the anus?
why when i see her, i picture pinnochio in shrek saying "i wanna be a real boy!"
why i can't get no props for my customer service skills, but my outfits,hair and make up be on point, and patient's and drug reps be complimenting that?
why can't i get points for that at review time?
why not- don't looking presentable be part of the job description anyway?
i need a raise for that fo real.
ms biggie shorty
@mzvirgo...why i'm about to wish you happy birthday all LOUD on twitter???
why she look like pinnochio, and she actually walk like she made out out wood?
^^^^^why this here is the end of all fa me lmmfatfo....
HAPPY B-DAY MZVIRGO!!!!!!!!!
Y I come in here and it's at 70 already.
Y it's gonna feel like a Homework assignment tryna read and play catch up with all this 'Wine' (play on words for Why'n)
why my son gon run in the bedroom last night and say "daddy said he want some cupcakes."
why i was like huh, go tell him it ain't none
why my son come back and say "mommy, daddy said he want somma YOUR cupcakes, can i have some too"
why i died and told aj nope and ya daddy can't either
^^^Awww! Why I love stories that include my boo!?
Why is hubby so crazy and my boo so cute?...lol
Why I'mma need BigWorm to STOP IT?...lol
Why Lil Wayne is just a lost cause to me now?
Why do I have my work all scattered on my desk like I've been workin hard, but my computer screen been on the comment section all mornin?
Why I'mma have to say HAPPY BDAY to MzVirgo?
WHy Imma need Jay Z to cut that baby afro off
Why he looks like an old ass man already
Why in 2 years Beyonce is gonna be mad she married that mofo
Why she better look at the bank account and remind herself again
Why do I have my work all scattered on my desk like I've been workin hard, but my computer screen been on the comment section all mornin?
^^^^lmmfatfo why mine is the same damn way
why its only 11 and its already 66 comments
why im in a good mood today
why im not at my desk doin some work
why when i pickd up my son from daycare yesterday he had a bruise under his eye
why nobody could tell me what happened
why i cussed the whole damn daycare out
why i brought him home and asked him what happened
why he told some lil girl bit him
why i damn near blanked out
why i went to the daycare this mornin and cussed the lil girl out
why when i finished cussin her out i took her in the bathroom and wore her ass out
why i dont ave no problem beatin other people kids
why thats the 2nd time i had to beat this lil girl
why i told them at the daycare to tell her parents to see me if they had a problem
why when somethin happen to my son all the hood come pourin outta me
why i dont have self control
awww....thanks.
Why are there too many dayum court shows on TV?
Why does every judge insist on being sassy, male and female?
Why I wish I had a freakum dress to wear on my birthday?
Why would I wear it if I have nobody to "freak" with? LOL
Why Bahama rather have a Tequila Sunrise and not a Bahama Mama drink?
Why don't I know what Chrissy drinks?
why she walk like she got rheumatiod arthritis of the anus?
^^^ Why I'm DEAD off this??
Why I think that would be REAL uncomfy for someone??
Why these yt people in here got BRICK HOUSE playin on the radio?
Why I am a BRICK HOUSE?
Why these men here don't have no shame, walkin out with they newspapers and magazines on hand?
Why these people get paid to sh*t all day??
Why was Weeds the best eva!??
Why I still can't get over them naming that baby Jimmy Jamm?
Why I want a Mexican mayor to grab my ass and spank it?
Why I think I'm gon cry when this season go off?
WHY I CAN'T HAVE BOTH MZVIRGO?? LMAO
AND HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! GOT YOU A BAHAMA MAMA COMING RIGHT UP
why i'm bout to trip mandii n. out & tell her i have both critters & critter 2 on dvd as we speak ?
why i'm bout to tell bobble that bf said maybe home gurl was in a hurry which is why she forgot keisha ?
why i then said must be right cause she didn't comb her hair either ?
why if she didn't care bout the hair that means she didn't give a WHAT about keisha ?
why mizzy p-funk ain't know that poprah bottom toof is the debil, a bully & plain ole intimidating ?
why i think it hypnotizes the judges to keep her there ?
why that would explain her being in the "spotlight" 3 times & still standing ?
why was i just staring at the word "morning" cause it looked like i spelled it wrong even tho i didn't
why does that happen to me so much
why am i stalling my trip to the restroom cause i want to stay caught up on everybody's whys
why does memphis have so many bats. and why they be out in the daytime
why i keep making a mental pictures of Odara's big worm lookin coworker
why i wish i was there to see this lady in person
Why was Weeds the best eva!??
^^^why was i freakin out like "omg, NANCY!" when dude told Ceasar she was the informant
why i can't wait til the next episode. why am i distraught over the season ending.
why did i go to bed wondering whats gonna happen to Nancy & her family.
Why should we be PROactive and immediately begin a bail fund for Cherish -The Other Folks Kids Beater?
Why would it be funny as hell if afterwards, Cherish's little man'd been like, "No not her!"
Why the little girl ain't haul ass after she bit Cherish's son and saw her coming in the daycare?
Why she ain't jump on the ground and fake a seizure or something?
Why Cherish porlly still'd whooped her ass...shaking and all?
why i feel the need to yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY MZ.VIRGO !!!!! TO MY FELLOW VIRGO !!! 504'S BIRTHDAY COMING OUT SEPT. 22 SO GO COP THAT ! MARK YA CALENDARS !
Why I'm asking what thell Weeds is?
Why Purps ears perked up when she heard "weed"?
why i'm bout to trip mandii n. out & tell her i have both critters & critter 2 on dvd as we speak ?
^^why am i jealous about that right now
why am i gonna go to amazon.com to buy em. and beetlejuice too.
why i drink grey goose like it's water mzvirgo
why the liquor store my number one destination come friday @ 5
why i wanna go beat them muthafucking daycare ppl ass where chay son @
why imma beat that lady ass @ my kid school she keep fucking with me
why i JUST cussed they ass out for the 2nd time this week for calling me telling me some shit my kids do or don't do
why i am bout sick of them telling me my kids outta uniform
why i told that bitch i ain't coming to get em, yall BET not change they clothes and why the fuck yall keep telling me they outta uniform cause they shirts ain't tucked in
why i told her ass it ain't a fuckin' private school my kids go to school in the fuckin hood so fuck a uniform
why i then told her from 7-3 Aj and Lex belong to the muthafucking city of dallas not me so stop calling me with that bullshit
why i think imma have to go and remind them ppl @ my kids school how ig'nant my ass is
why they prolly gon have to fucking translate what the fuck i say any gotdamn way
^why was i freakin out like "omg, NANCY!" when dude told Ceasar she was the informant
^^^^lmmfao why i just knew they was gon off her ass
why she wanna be in the drug business but STEADY telling on ppl
why her ass is dumb in that aspect
why if it were me id keep pushing my shit and stfu
why it's funny as hell chay chay beating non biological chil'rens ?
why i wonder what her momma gonna say/do ?
why i need mz p-funk to raise up off bobble's a.j. for the poh poh be knocking on her perv ass door ?
"why i am bout sick of them telling me my kids outta uniform"
Why they talking about 3x tshirts with Fred Flinstone banging Wilma doggy style and "Bust it Baby" written across it AIN'T considered standard mode of dress compliant?
why i wanna know who knocked up Bootz from flavor of love, so bad
why i'm laughing @ cherish beating the hell outta somebody else's kid???
why i would've done the same thing?
why i hope they don't have you on tape???
"why i told her ass it ain't a fuckin' private school my kids go to school in the fuckin hood so fuck a uniform"
Exactly why did Chrissy's PTSA presidential campaign go off track for the 3rd yr in a row?
WHY IS IT NOT FRIDAY AT 4:30PM YET?
WHY I STILL THINK WE NEED TO MAKE A PETITON FOR 4 DAY WORK WEEKS?
WHY MY SILLY HIGH AS LEFT ME?
WHY IT IS NOW REPLACED WITH A HUNGRY LOW?
WHY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NONE OF YOU'S IS TALKING ABOUT?
WHY I'MMA JUST GO ON A RANT ABOUT WHATEVER?
WHY IS REVENGE OF THE NERDS THE BEST MOVIE EVER?
WHY I WOULD DATE A NERD?
WHY I THINK I NEED TO GO GET SOME SUGAR SO I CAN GET SOME KIND OF HIGH?
why i walked in that damn daycare this mornin like the incredible hulk
why im lmfao at chrissy bout to release her inner hulk on her kids school
why i think everybody got some inner hulk
@504
why her momma bet not say shit cuz she can get it too
@odara
why i hope they have the shit on tape so they can replay it every time somebody think about fuckin wit my son
@mandii...why I wanna know who knocked up bootz too????
why i think her baby gonna come out rolling his eyes & popping his neck like her???
why i hope i NEVER see her ass on another reality show???
why i think buckey gonna throw her a baby shower...
why if she do I want her to stop wearing those jacked up lace fronts???
Why we got another Weed fanatic up in here Chrissy??
Why this was like the best season of all times??
Why Shot need to go'on head and get with it, check out Weeds on SHOWTIME!??
Why I'm dead here at my desk??
Why the biggest cockaroach eva just crawled all up on the gurl who work w me shoe??
Why she ain't kno that we got the biggest cockaroaches eva in this nasty ass office??
Why she jump up so fast??
Why I'm crying ova here??
WHY I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING HOME ON MY LUNCH CUZ MOMZ IS BABYSITTING MY NEW FAVORITIST COUSIN, AND IF AIN'T THE CUTEST LIL BABY IN THE WORLD
WHY IF I DO GO HOME IT'S GONE BE HARD TRYING TO COME BACK HERE?
WHY I DON'T REALLY HAVE MUCH ELSE TO WHY ABOUT?
why i want mzp office to exterminate
why if i was there i would go out on workmans comp
why i would sue if they wasnt tryna pay me
why i would be like its unsafe workin conditions
why i get chased by a fling cockroach when i was young
why i been traumatized ever since
*flying
Why MzPurp got Cherish talking about that damned flying roahc again?
Why she gone be ascared to go down the damn hallway?
Why that some roaches so damn bold they just be like "Fuck it Imma die one day anyway. I always wanted to touch Angela Bassett's ass and Meet the Brown's IS on...so here goes!"
Why the biggest cockaroach eva just crawled all up on the gurl who work w me shoe??
^^^why did we have a big asz locust in the office last week
why did it not die when the admin beat it with a broom over & over
why was it "screaming"
why did she step on it
why wasn't she as scared as i was
why yall bringing up flying cockroaches????
why those are my worst nightmare???
why I got chased by one too???
why do them niccas know how to fly????
why if I see one I spray the ENTIRE can of raid on it???
why I be hyperventilating???
why i think they have teeth???
why i need mz p-funk to raise up off bobble's a.j. for the poh poh be knocking on her perv ass door ?
^^^Why I can say what I want cuz I bought him from ChrissyAnn??..lol
why i wanna know who knocked up Bootz from flavor of love, so bad
^^^Why I ask the same question??
Why bosslady just pick up the roach when he was still moving??
Why bosslady gon wrap him in tissue and put the cockaroach in the shredder?
Why thats the most disgusting thing eva??
why i ain't even know bootz was pregnant
why i am still lmmfao over chay beating another kid ass
why i think imma need to call my sister and tell her i am stopping by for some zanex cause my nerves are just frayed damn it....
Why MzPurp and them really do got a BUG in they computer system?
Why them roaches be punching in and looking distressed & gloomyon Mondays?
Why they balling out of control when they get paid?
Why they quit working at 3 pm on Fridays?
Why MzPurp co-roaches be trying to get a union started?
"why i think they have teeth???"
Why is this the kind of shit that'll get you a padded room and a nice white buckleable jacket?
why p-funk walkin 'round here buying chil'rens ?
why i'm bout to ask her how much she'd pay for mines cause i'm sure i can make some adorable ones too ?
Why I'm DEAD off these cockroach whys??
Why I wanna hear what a "screaming" cocroach sound like?
Why SHOT need to shut it now??!
Why SHOT sound like he real pissed cuz Cherish talkin bout that cockroach again?...lol
{Why bosslady just pick up the roach when he was still moving??
Why bosslady gon wrap him in tissue and put the cockaroach in the shredder?}
^^^why did i make a mental picture of that scene & it freaked me out so bad, i blinked my eyes hard & shivered
why did i do that twice
why i have the feeling imma be here posting whys all day
why i need mz p-funk to raise up off bobble's a.j. for the poh poh be knocking on her perv ass door ?
^^^Why I can say what I want cuz I bought him from ChrissyAnn??..lol
^^^^^why this shit here have me flasjing back to keisha and where her ass is @ exactly
why my kids wouldn't allow me to forget they ass anywhere
why i lost my daughter in albertson's one time and i found her ass in the cracker aisle eating a box of cheese nips
why i never told her ass that tho cause she would never let me live it down.....
why the landlord of the bldg we own just walked in with his crew, and the lady looked like vera dimilo lmmfao
why i got 2 cats, and everytime somebody at work piss me off i think about putiing catshit in their coat pockets?
why i know i got some ziplock bags and plastic gloves at home?
why i know that don't none my co-workers know i got cats cuz i don't be talkin bout them bitches like they my kids or some shit, they they old pale asses be doin?
why i know if i brought "ye ol cat shit pocket affliction" down on these mofos at work i can't be implicated, cuz dar as they no i ain't got no pets?
why i keep it a secret just for thi purpose alone?
ms biggie shorty
why imma say ms biggie shorty need to be in that padded room shot was talking bout lmao
why imma aask bobble how her cats doing
why i bet they secretly can't stand you or ya b/f cause yall went off and left em during the storms
why yall ain't just put em in a cat cage and take em with yall
why our next door neighbors cat ain't got no respect for nobody shit
why everymorning his ass on my steps and look @ you like you wrong for telling him to get the hell out the way
why i be talking to the cat like he human tho
why i told his ass to go sleep on his own steps and stay the fuck offa mine
why i swear he looked @ me like bitch please
why when i get off from work tho he still on my steps chillin'
{why the landlord of the bldg we own just walked in with his crew, and the lady looked like vera dimilo lmmfao}
^^^why i just google vera dimilo & now i'm dying laughin over here.
WHY I THINK I NEED TO TAKE A VACAY DAY SOON?
WHY I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT YALL ARE TALKING ABOUT?
WHY I CAN'T THAT IT'S ALMOST THE END OF THE YEAR?
WHY I WANT TO GO IN THE BACK ROOM AND GO TO SLEEP?
WHY DOES IT MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN I SEE A CHICK USING A PEN OR PENCIL TO SCRATCH HER HEAD?
WHY I NEED A WASH AND SET SO BAD?
HELL WHY I NEED A PERM TOO.
..?cuz dar as they no i ain't got no pets?
why i meant "cuz they ass don't know i got pets"
oops, why i was trying to type fast so i could keep it a secret
and be their privte cat shit supplier/secret non admirer?
ms biggie shorty
why they fine thank ya !
why i'mma hafta leave for a while cause my arms hert ?
why i got the worst cramps of my life????
why i NEVER had cramps b4 & I think i'm gonna die???
why i got 911 on the speed dial???
why i don't think they would come if i told them i had cramps????
why i'ma be eating some chocolate in the ambulance on the way to the hospital???
Why I'm about to look @ that pic of RYAN GRANT again???
why i'm going in the bathroom to take a nap??
why my co-worker so fat she look like she eat sandwiches made out of weddding cakes and mattresses?
ms biggie shorty
why i lost my daughter in albertson's one time and i found her ass in the cracker aisle eating a box of cheese nips
why i never told her ass that tho cause she would never let me live it down.....
^^^LMAO! Why I think you shuld tell her??
Why that is too funny!??
Why I want a kitten and puppy so they can grow up like Milo & Otis?
Why I will NEVA forget that movie cuz its one of my favs?
Why I just told my boo that if I don't get somethin "up in me" by the end of the night I will be a unhappy camper?
Why I want 504 to go get her lil arms checked b4 they fall off?
why mzp need to STOP lmmfao talking bout something up in me
why i think bahama really went to the bathroom to take a nap???
Why Ms Biggie Shorty need to STOP??
Why did I just get a email from Rosemarie Boyle asking "How good is that kittyo under that mini skirt?"??
Why I don't even kno who this chick is?
Why I wish yahoo would get these spammers under control??
Why have I still not done any work all day?
Why am I sticking to what the f*ck I said earlier....no work for me today??
Why that lady in Celia's drug meeting gotta look so ddamn dirty?
Why I wanna kno what that laugh was about??
why it was power nap Odara
why i'm going home and i'm not coming back till AFTER 2 and i wish a muddasucker would say something...
why i'm gone
why i think bahama really went to the bathroom to take a nap???
^^^^lmmfatfo why odara ain't know bammy do that on a regular tho, she fine she will be back and refreshed watch....
Why I just went looking for one of my co-workers and this chick was under her desk for her lunchtime nap?
Why that's my lol for the day because she so black I couldn't see her azz!
WHy all I hear was "I see you" rofl
WHy am I so fuggin weak right now.....
Why I cut my direct tv bill down so I don't have showtime anymore..and I miss Weeds!
why this bitch in my lobby look like punky brewster and she irking me asking me who here and who ain't here ughhhhhh
Why these people who call here don't listen?
Why when I say "Do you want to leave a voicemail" do they proceed to leave their message with me?
Why they don't kno that I didn't literally mean a voice message??
@ Chrissy and Mz Purp, lets sing it all togehter...
I HATE YOU SO MUCH RII NOW!!
lmao singing right along with yall....
LOL! @ PLL....Nah I'm just gon give them the ol F U! the end!
Why I just want bosslady to cover her mouth when she cough?
Why she in here keep coughin n sh*t like she bout to die??
Why I hope she not looking for any sympathy from me?
Why I'm gon spray my side of the room with Lysol?
Why it ain't no ventilation in this lil room so she gon choke even more from the Lysol?
Why I don't care?
hell why I need me a suga daddy too
Why she in here keep coughin n sh*t like she bout to die??
^^^^^lmmfao why i just wanna ask where her bum knee baby girl @ to make yo ass laugh mzp
WHY MY SWEET TEA AIN'T EVEN SWEET THO BOOOOOO
why in thw whying hell did the why's die down?
why welcome eb!!!
why i am sick of this dude flirting with me in here
why he bi-polar cause one min he cool the next he all quiet and shit
why he ask for some of my lotion and it smells like apples
why he used that shit anyway
why i seen his girl and she a big bitch so if she come up here and kill me yall will know the deal lmao
Why the fluck I'm so late to Why Wednesday?
Why these prunes got my belly rumbling and my guts bubbling like toxic chemicals?
Why I split my innards dropping a deuce?
Why when I wiped it bled a little?
Why I called my doctor from the toilet?
Why my co-worker was in the bathroom too and asked if I was ok?
Why I tell her I wasn't who she thought I was?
Why she say she knew it was me from my shoes?
Why why I take my shoes off?
Why she put her foot under my stall?
Why did I stomp that hoe, tried to break her toes?
Why did I just daydream about stomping her foot, but really just kept talking to my doctor and ignored her?
Why my doctor can't see my for another week?
Why I'mma bust up in that bitch anyway and demand to be seen?
y when the cable guy was here i had to tell him sorry about all the porno dvd's lying around
y he told me that is was ok cuz he seen most of the ones that i had anyways
y did i want to eff the cable guy cuz he was so hot..
y the cable guy looked like he wanted to eff me back after i gave him a 5 dollar tip?
y the cable guy seemed like thats the most money he ever seen in his life
why do i have work to do even tho its wednesday
why don't i think i'm spossed to do any work on wednesdays
why my coworker just ask me to take him to the store & we're the only two managers here
why i been askin why questions in my head all day
why did i think it was gonna be an easy transition from relaxed to natural hair
why i wanna just get a short haircut & order a lace front from the wig crypt
why i think imma go ahead and get a short cut & wear a bomb asz sew-in weave
why i want Mr. Man to pay for it & he most likely gonna say no
Why the Cowboys better beat the Eagles this coming Monday?
Why I can't wait to see Marion Barber play?
Why I hope his ribs are healed before then?
Why can I not stand McNabb?
Why he look like his breff stank?
Why he look like he be drooling on his self in his sleep?
Why he look like his pillow smell like mildew?
Why I just be wanting to punch people?
Why am I so angry?
WHy I be so moody?
Why one minute I be all chipper and the next I ret to slapahoe?
Why my bf think I might be bi-polar?
Why I almost slap his ass too?
Why I know I'm not bi-polar, I just allow shit that shouldn't be affecting me to affect me?
Why bitches think just cause I'm not big as them that I won't go Kill Bill Vol. II on they ass?
Why I can imagine myself leaping from the ground and drop kicking them in they throats?
Why I just say "HI-yaj" and I got other people in my office?
Why I'm still eating prunes?
Why did I just read about a kid biting another kid under the eye?
Why I was wondering where the fluck the teachers was?
Why would I be ready to beat off in a kid's and her mama's ass if thay had happened to my baby?
Why folks raise bad ass kids?
why am i still sitting here staring off into space even tho i have work to do
why am i so upset about having to do this easy shiz
why do i hold my breath when i'm mad
why is formula 50 vitamin water so good
why didn't i eat some lunch
why am i about to pop this bag of popcorn instead of going to get some food
why this guy i work with think imma go on a date with him
Why Mandii won't just go on a date with her co-worker?
Why if she don't wanna go on the date, she could just give him some and call it a day?
Why she better be sloppy with it or he gone want some more?
Why she gone exceed his expectations and have him crying for more?
Why she gone have to call the cops on him because he stalking her?
Why she come home one day and find him sniffing her dirty panties?
Why she come to work and then find him sniffing her seat?
Why she then pepper spray his ass?
Why he say he pregnant?
why imma fall outta my chair laughing at Tangela's whys
why did her whys play out in my head like a movie
why would things happen exactly how she said they will
why imma say the baby ain't mine
why the dates gone match up
why imma tell him to get an abortion
Why I it take me the last two hours to read the Why's before mine and I had to stop and take a lunch break?
Why I love Weeds too?
Why I can't believe Nancy silly ass ain't thought about her family before she started snitching?
Why am I in tears trying to type thinking about all the previous funny Y's?
Why it take me so long to find this blog?
Why I need a swisher sweet and some Hen Dawgy Dawg right about now?
Why this drunk dude in the warehouse smell like alcohol all day and don't nobody say nothing to him?
Why last week he went home drunk and broke his neck in two places and he's still living, but embarassed as hell that everybody know his business?
Why it took me till now to say Happy Bday to MzVirgo (mine is 9/26)
Why I can't wait to get out of here and have myself a drink?
why i'm still thinking about this "pregnant" thing
why he gone take the abortion money, but have the baby
why he gone quit working here
why a year later imma come to work & he gone be sittin in my office with the baby
why he gone start crying & cause a scene when i ask him to leave
why imma start seeing "ch'sup" on my pay stubs two months later
why imma be a deadbeat mom
why i get a "bacne" pimple
why i wanna go home for the rest of the day now cause this bish hurt
Why I just pass out reading Mandii saying she's gonna be a deadbeat mom?
Why haven't I gotten any work done since starting to read this post?
Why I'm supposed to be backing up my coworker who's out today and I ain't did a dayum thing?
Why she have a nervous breakdown at work yesterday and they put her ass in the 51/50 clinic?
Why they should have put her ass there long time ago?
Why the reason why she have the nervous breakdown was because her bank account was overdrawn?
Why am I telling all her business?
Why I don't care I'm telling all her business?
lmmfao why yall STOOPID....
WHY I WANNA KNOW WHERE DA HELL NODAYS IS
Why Nodays is boo'd up and getting his cupcake on and forgot all about his blog?
Why I miss the hell out of his stories?
Why I work with some of the craziest characters?
Why are they sending around a card for the 51/50 lady?
Why I want to see what Hallmark got to say about Kerrrazy folks that will fit this occasion?
Why you can't smoke weed at work?
Why you can't smoke weed at work?
^^^^^lmmfao why i think the ppl i work with do.....
why i'm so proud of why wednesday ?
why is it 12 days to Gee-mas ?
da hell is gee-mas and do we gotta buy you a gift? lmao
Why I wanna go buy a dime bag and test your theory?
Why I figured if the warehouse dude can get drunk why can't I pick my poison?
Why they gonna fire me when they smell the smoke from the ladies bathroom?
Why I'mma bust out my cannibus card on them hoes like WHAAAA?
Why I just LOL'd at that last why?
Why I'm gonna go home tonight and dream of some more why's in my sleep?
Why I'mma bust out my cannibus card on them hoes like WHAAAA?
^^^^lmao why imma ban yo ass from ever commenting again in the why posts lmmfao
Why Mandii getting her wages garnished cause she ain't paid child support in 8 years?
Why she get pictures of the baby in the mail with her face glued in the family pic?
What the Baby got her name--Mandii Nicole Swanson Jr.?
Why the daddy went to the media talking about Mandii living a lavish life while him and his baby eating Vienna Sausages cold?
Why Mandii mail them so crackers to go with'em?
Why she ate a pack of the crackers out the box 'fore she sent'em?
Why the daddy be showing up at Mandii-mama'nem house?
Why Mandii's mama carry a picture of the baby and the daddy in her church wallet?
Why Mandii juss now want to get a maternity test for the baby?
Why the daddy refuse the test, talking about Mandii gone try to poison the baby and him?
Why am I DEAD at Tangela's ENTIRE comment???
Why Chrissy want to ban me when I'm puff puff passin?
Why Chrissy eff up the rotation?
Why Chrissy got super Snoop Dogg lungs?
Why Chrissy hand me back a roach when I just lit the blunt?
WHY am I LOL my ass of at my desk thanks to Tang and Mandii. The ride home will surely be pleasant!
why yes, a gift is acceptable on Gee-mas or Kwan504zaa
lmmfao why raider wifee killing me
why tangy finishing the job raider started and i am now dead...
Why errr-body dying up in this piece?
Why my stomach bubblin again?
Why my panties gone fit looser when I leave the bathroom next time?
Why I'mma have to flush 4 times to clean the bowl?
Why I like to wash my hands then fling the excess water on the mirror?
Why it look like I slaughtered a water balloon is that bish, and smells like rotten death?
Why I walk out like ain't shit going on in there?
Why?
LMAO!@Tangela's last whys
why i can't even look at dude with a straight face anymore
Why did I read that last comment?
Why is this Y Wednesday more addictive than a bowl of cocoa puffs?
Why are black folks lactose intollerant even with chocolate milk?
Why it's 1:56 pm and I still ain't did a dayum thing at work?
why i'm about to take a break when i only have an hour left and i haven't even done any work
why i still got the same three tasks to do that i had like 3 hrs ago
why i'm so irritated at that memphis post i read on TUB
why i keep reading that post & the comment i left on it
why Raider have to remind me that i'm lactose intolerant and can't drink chocolate milk anymore
Why I am mad I couldn't why at work, because the internet was down all day?
Why I had a thousands why that I saved for this week?
Why i know yall already whyed about Gents and I missed it?
Why imma be ready next week?
why i missed the rotation, Raider and Chrissy?
Why you ain't put in on this Grey Goose? (LOL - just kidding) puff puff pass...
Why is gas higher than my weed?
Why my weed man charging me extra now for delivery?
Why I wonder if my car will run off Crisco?
Why is weed in my budget like rent?
Why I sound like a really big weedhead in this entire post?
Why grey goose ain't show up with no pineapple or no cranberry juice?
Why I'mma have to send him back to the bar?
Why he ask for some money?
Why I'm giving him a mean side eye?
Why ION't even drink really, but just wanna lil sippy sip?
@ Raider
My bad, I got a bottle of GOOSE , a dime, and a cigarillo ;-)
"Why is weed in my budget like rent?"
Why its in my budget too?
Why I be like rent, power, weed?
lmmfao @ grey goose why that sound like my bills
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