Chrissy's Why's
Why i was shocked to come in and see Bammy hadn't started the why's yet
Why imma be in here why'n all damn day
Why i got all kinda random ass why's
Why i had a brownie for breakfast and i wish i had another one
Why that 90210 bullshit ass remake ain't gon last cause the acting and storylines SUCK
Why i know MzP prolly missed the g's to gents reunion and kesan lil midget ass socked some nigga dead in the jaw
Why i laughed
Why i think i say good morning @ least 389 times a week
Why Dawn and Q make me sick with all that lovey dovey shit but it's cute
Why this fool that work here gon tell me that my job ain't my house so i need to keep my shoes on
Why when i looked @ his ass he had a look on his face like damn i done fucked up
Why that look saved him from getting read like a book cause he really looked frightened which made me laugh
Why i got some goodtimes concerns i gotta tell bobble and she BET'S be ready for em, just a few tho not a lot.....
Why bammy gon be like DA HELL when she come add her whys cuase i done rambled for no reason....
Bammy's Why's
Why Chrissy was right..Da Hell
Why am I still trying to figure out why my roomate is eating bugles this early in the morning?
Why I don't have that much why's?
Why it's okay though cuz Chrissy got enough for the both of us, lol
Why I am seriously in love with the show Fringe?
Why I'm not going to be able to surf the web at all at least not alot in the next two weeks, cuz I'm going to be out of office most of those days?
Why i'm upset about that?
Why I know you all will miss me something terrible?
Why Chrissy gone be lost without me?? LMAO
Why that's it.
62 comments:
why you damn right imma be lost without you
why we already have a hard time coming up with post ideas as it is lol
why i gotta start thinking of some NOW....
Why that 90210 bullshit ass remake ain't gon last cause the acting and storylines SUCK
^^^^
WHY I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT ?
why i was gonna apologize to you bobble, cause i just can get into it ?
why i'm looking for the good times whys but i just don't see em ?
why you better get to whying ?
why this man called the office talking about he make 24g's a month?
why he tried to slip it in all slick & we wasn't even talking about money?
why deep inside i hate his ass?
why I wanna call him back & cuss his ass out then ask to borrow some money?
why i was pumping gas yesterday not paying attention & spilled gas everywhere?
why i was too embarrassed to grab my receipt & then sped the hell off?
why i think they might have me on tape spilling gas & come arrest me?
why kim kardashian was on dancing with the stars twirling to "baby got back" ?
why she still got a low score?
why that dude from pretty ricky posing butt naked like he look like ll cool j?
why he had that big hat covering his twigs & berries when all he needed was a baby bonnet?
wht t-jones tryed to give a sexy lok on gents last night?
Why Keason do a punk move on E-6?
Why I still laughed tho'?
Why Im ready for lunch already?
Why i wish the govt. when come and bail me out of my student loans, since they seem to be so forgiving lately?
why i even forgot about the why's?
why i'm so bored...
why i'm trying to get all my internet access this week since i won't be on for the next two weeks?
why i just sucked my teeth cuz i don't even wanna be bothered with this lady that is coming?
why she gotta be here for two weeks though?
why i'm taking my week vacay right after she leaves?
why is there a hoilday the monday after i take my vacay?
why i can't wait for this damn vacay?
why i got a credit card and i'm empty'n that bish? can you say shopping spree?
why i'm all excited now??
why he had that big hat covering his twigs & berries when all he needed was a baby bonnet?
^^^^
why ya'll need to ban odara for this foolishness lmao ?
why i got like 5 windows open?
why i think i'm addicted to the 'net?
why it's kind of sad?
why i didn't even remember kim k was gonna be on dancing show?
why it don't matter cuz fringe was on...
why on goodtimes last night james was getting an audit from the irs
why i was like da hell???
why i was like how you gon get an audit in the projects, what they gon take them damn salt and pepper shakers florida so crazy bout?
why i also noticed that wilon walked in the crib bobble and 1st thang out her mouth, "where ya old man @"
why i was like see, that's a clue right there they effing each other
why i then thought i bet that is why them kids had to eat oatmeal all the time cause james was giving all the money he made to wilona so she could stay fly....
why i wanted to slap flo cause her ass was making such a big deal bout that black Jesus painting
why micheal knew the Bible from the back to the front of it lil boy never went outside to play....
tis all fa now bobble
why that dude from pretty ricky posing butt naked like he look like ll cool j?
why he had that big hat covering his twigs & berries when all he needed was a baby bonnet?
^^Why I was thinkin the same thing??
Why it wasn't nothin sexxy bout that picture??
Why this lady think somebody gon get the dog hair off her suit??
Why she come to my desk w the lint roller??
Why I look at her like she was crazy??
Why I'm not doin anythang xtra for these fools?
why it don't matter cuz fringe was on...
^^Why I love that show?
Why I think I'm one of the detives tryna solve sh*t!?
Why each episode just gets betta and betta??
why i'm aching inside ? lmao
why flo irked me too bout black jesus ?
why they then wanted her to keep worshipping white jesus in the end ?
why did black jesus scare me ?
why i think if i'd seen that painting, i'd want it out too ?
why the IRS auditing people when they make 300 a year ?
why they got back on taxes, 17 cents ?
why michael did go out to play, why he was always toting that basketball ?
why JJ did go out to shoot some hoops ?
why that kinda was ass backwards, had lil short mikey shooting hoops & ole bean pole JJ inside irritating everybody ?
why i see why wilona never moved, cause james was paying her 22 dollars for rent in the projects so she can keep her wig game on point ?
why after james died did her wig game slack ?
why that's when the really weird nickel store ones came out ?
why flo stay friends with willy knowing james left her all his corduroy pants & plaid shirts ?
why tis all for now ?
why this what i be talking bout bobble we see shit other ppl don't see cause i noticed that too wilonas wigs got real dollar stor-ish when james died
why mike either had books or a b-ball in his hand
why that black Jesus was scary bobble ann, but why JJ's paintings never looked like some shit id' want in my crib
why i got a JJ paiting tho in my dining room and i loves it
why you wrong bout wilona rent tho, her shit was 17 a month
why she made the comment that her ex hubby was late on his alimony payments again
why i was like if this bitch getting alimony, got a job and tricking off with james why she in them gotdamn projects
why i am just glad these episodes DO NOT include millicent "penny get on my gotdamn nerves" woods or jackson if ya nasty or whatever the hell her last name was
why jj was talking bout sweetdaddy last night and said he was the same man who got shot 5 times and ran 7 miles to the hospital
why i thought is that where fifty cent got that get shot multipile times idea from...
tis all for now till you get back here with some mo concerns
why am i so fluckin happy i get to why wit yall??
why i have been sleepin on dollar tree?
why is shat really a dollar?
why i got some blue hawaiian punch sugar free packets(the kind u pour in water) for a dollar?
why i got me a breakfast hot pocket for a dollar?
why do i wanna go grocery shoppin in that bitch?
why they got namebrand shit?
why they got natures own bread?
why i'mma get some?
why am i whyn bout the dollar tree?
why I'm *dead* @ yall talking about james & wilona effing..hhahaa?
why thelma use to be dressing all snazzy when jj & michael only had two shirts.
why i still laugh hard @ that martin episode when the midgets whooped they asses?
why tommy still ain't got no job?
why my coworker be adjusting her raggedy ass wig?
why i hope one day the wind blow in the office & just snatch that shit off?
why i think it's been on there so long it might run the hell off by its self?
why i ordered my lunch all early...to make sure its here on time...???
why u ain't never lying bout the dollar tree ?
why i got big pretty blue-tiful vases for a dollar when they were 4.99 at walgreens ? same ones too
why i'm glad kali in here whyin???
why the dollar store like my second home too???
why i went to missouri & i swear they like the dollar store capital of the world???
why i bought a pack of socks & they had a hole in them when i opened the pack?
why i wasted $10 in gas to go return that $1 shit?
why thelma use to be dressing all snazzy when jj & michael only had two shirts.
^^^^that they had to share lmmfatfo
"why thelma use to be dressing all snazzy when jj & michael only had two shirts."
Why i thought that too?
Why I didnt know overton's face was messed up until the reunion show?
why I read that he got smashed faced and wrapped around a pole?
why imma stop drinkin?
why i know im lying?
why all i can think about is my hurting stomach?
Why i wish I had a nap time around 11:30 like preschoolers?
why i need a mid morning snack?
why it aint friday yet?
Why I wanna kno who Overton is?
Wht TJones lick his lips like that last night?
Why I'm friends w him on myspace now?
Why I'm gon really cop me one of them clocks w his face on it??
Why we got our lil company wide conference starting today??
Why on Fri we havin a snazzy dinner, where me and my boo gon get all dressed up??
Why we also gon get f*cked all the way up, at the companies' expense of course??
Why I'mma blow this yt's away when they see my sexxy purple dress??
Why I might have to post that pic for ya'll??
Why my unit is the business?
Why Umma be shakin the shit out the wig 'til it fall off?
Why if it ever fall off, I'mma leave it there and send Timmy to go fetch it?
Why he BET not slobba on my lace?
Why I can't wait to get it cut in layers?
Why I can't wait for my YT in-laws to say, "Gee, Tan, your hair sure grows fast!"?
Why I'mma smile and act like it growing straight from my roots?
Why when my mama-in-law ask me what I do to make it grow so silky, I'ma tell her I take pregger vitamins?
Why this hoe might get excited and thing I'm giving her a grandbaby?
Why I wish I WOULD get preggers and fluck up the masterpiece?
Why I really want babies but don't know how the hell they gone get here?
Why I'm scared of having kids but delight the thought of making'em?
Why I want my mama to be my surrogate?
Why would she probably do it?
Why she would charge me an arm and a leg?
Why I would tell her to suck it up--she already got a cesaerean section...what's wrong with a another?
Why I would wind up going to India where they charge only $2k for someone to have your baby?
Why would I bring the Indian mama back with me to teach my baby Hindu?
Why Hindu is one of the most well-known languanges other than Mandarin, English, and Spanish?
Why I'mm lookgin supa fly today?
Why bytches why?
@ mzpurp
from Living Single.
whay tangela need to go back to that mental hospital she escaped from lmmfao
why mzp done made friends with tjones and her next move is to convert him to a woman lover....
LMMMMMMMMMMMMFAO @ y'all whys
this is FAW DAMMITT FINEASWINE OTAY
WHY YALL GOOFY??
WHY I FRIGGIN FIT IN DAMN YALL
WHY I HATE DOGS TODAY MCDONALD'S TODAY RANCH DRESSING TODAY AND AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES ..A-FUCKIN-GAIN
ALL THE MONEY I SPEND ON SCHOOL ADDITIONAL SUPPLIES. I MIGHT AS WELL THROW MY LIL MONSTERS IN COLLEGE...HELL I AM BROKE!!!!!
Why I didnt know overton's face was messed up until the reunion show?
^^^^
why i forgot all about that damn reunion special ?
why i also forgot about some movie i wanted to watch on that channel like 2 saturdays ago ?
why i'm mad just thinking about it ?
why i still gotta cold?
why i need my cold to be gone for friday so i can get some sex from my boyfriend?
why i dont care if i have a cold or not for my momma wedding cuz i dont wanna be in it anywayz?
why my momma want me to buy a dress to be in her wedding?
why she act like she dont know that i have no money?
why im bought to put on some jeans and a busty top and call it a day?
why my momma told me i had to bring my big headed simple boyfriend with me to the wedding?
why i told my momma he aint simple..well sometimes he comes across as such
@ 504
U know they gon show it on tvone all weekend long LOL.
why i tryed to join the community but i changed my mind when i saw all the steps?
ummm... why i ain't come across this funny azz blog sooner than now?
why is this why shyt so dayam funny?
why imma be back thru here on a regular? lol
IT TIS ME FAW FINEASWINE DAMMIT!!
DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW ME!!!!!
WHY NOTCH THINK SHE THE ONLY BITCH BROKE....
WHY CANT NOTCH EMBRACE HER NEW STEP DADDY....LOL
why i'll be back in a little while, i have to train someone...
why i just walked my ass over here all late
why i missed u guys
why i dont really have much to why about
why i guess i'll do a lil more work now
why i had a sandwich and i feel like i just finished eating thanksgiving
why i wish it were thanksgiving
why thank ya grey goose cause i'mma set my timer event ?
why i wanna remember the movie tho ?
why i wanna bang-head-bounce in this bitch ?
Why Shot have sneaky suspicion that those Charmin tissue bears ain't really wiping they asses thoroughly?
Why they dancing around with shit hanging out they ass?
Why they let that little nasty ass one keep having dairy products when they know he will light up a bathroom.
LOL..faw..why it aint my step daddy but my real damn daddy..lol
why my mom is just renewing her vows..lol
why my momma tell everyone that she got married before she had children..but im 27 and they celebrating they 25th anniversary..lol
why my momma spending 15k to have another wedding?
why they needed to put her in the next episode of bridezilla?
why my momma said i was jealous cuz she getting married for the second time and i cant even get married once..lol
Why Shot think finding right man not Notch problem. Finding wedding dress that can support the twins....that's a problem.
Why Shot want to attend so he can pay Dj to play Cha Cha Slide continiously until Notch's big titties jump out and greet the wedding guests!
Two hops this time, two hops this time
Right foot two stomps...
{overheard} Mommy that woman's titty is looking at me!
why i cant be on da net like i want cuz the boss keep walkin by tryna catch me
why my best friend mad cuz i aint come to her birfday celebration
why i told her that it was a waste of my gas to come to her house twice in 1 day
why i asked her to watch my son once a week so i can go to school
why she say no
why she say its a waste of her gas
why i played the sympathy role
why i told her that imma tell my son she dont love him
why i put her on da phone wit him
why he asked her if she dont love him
why she gon be watchin him once a week now
why i be missin my son when im at work
why when i get home i wish i could send him back to daycare
why i changed my mind on that last why
why when i picked my son up yesterday he aint have no sneakers
why i had to wait 30 mins while somebody searched for his sneakers
why they asked me to help
why i flipped out on them for thinkin i was gon help
why they say he aint have the sneakers since noon
"why my momma tell everyone that she got married before she had children..but im 27 and they celebrating they 25th anniversary..lol"
Haaahaaahaaa
why my momma and daddy been just dating for ova 30 years?
why im shamed cause dont nobody believe they been bf and gf for that long?
why they acking so hood and they both got one foot in the grave?
IT TIS ME FINEASWINE DAMMIT!!!FAW DAMMIT DAMMIT!!
LOL @ NOTCH
I CANT SAY SHIT CAUSE I MARRIED MY HUSBAND 2 TIMES TOO... AND STILL WONDER THE HELL WHY........I KID..WHY I LIE LIKE YO MAMA TO MY KIDS AND MAKE THE THINK WE WERE MARRIES LONGER TOO...LOL
WHY I DONT WANNA BELIEVE THAT THEIR ASSES ARE JUST AS SNEAKY PLAYING INSPECTOR GAGET AND SHIT TRYNNA BUST ME SOME REAL SHIT...NOSEY M'ER F'ERS..
WHY GREY GOOS PEEPS ARE "DISTANT LOVERS" AND SHIT
TELL THEM THIER HIGH SCHOOL EVEN CLOSED DOWN...ALL THINGS SHALL CHANGE ...
WHY HE WONT MAKE YO MAMA AN HONEST WOMEN
HE GOT OTHER KIDS??
MAYBE YO MAMA DONT WANT THEM OTHER CHILLLRENSS TO HAVE A PENNY OF HER PATIENCE...SHE MAY BE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK....
OR,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, HE MAY DICK HER DOWN REEEEEEAL GOOD BUT HAVE BAD AZZ CREDIT AND SHE DONT WANNA HAVE SHIT TO DO WIT THAT.....
I WISH I THOUGHT BOUT THAT ISH...LOL
Why Cherish son sale his sneakers for dime-sack of gummie bears?
Why the teachers couldn't find his sneakers cuz his shoes was in Lil Arthur's Diaper Bag?
Why Lil Arthur be slaggin gummies?
Why he charge more the clear ones than the nasty orange ones?
Why Cherish's son trying to get in the game, 'cept Cherish be eatin his stash before he can get it to daycare?
Why he putting them in his special hiding place only for them to be gone or halfway missing when he wake up in the morning?
Why he mean muggin Cherish through the rear view mirror?
Why she be thinking he looking at her all lovingly?
Why Cherish son feel about her the same way Stewie feels abouut Lois?
Why when he get to school he be glad that she gone to work?
Why when she pick him up be acting a cot-damn fool so maybe she'll take him back?
why tangy got chay son slanging bears like he dough boy from boyz in da hood
why he 2 and got three cars tho, a camry with 22's, a old ass ford escort that is his slanging car, and a pimped out ford avalnche with a system in it and he stay bumping jeezy talking bout he got to get in tha kitchen and cook
why i been tryna to get my lightbulb head ass son down with chay rich boy sellin that ass son
why my son scary tho and only slang gummie bears to his older sister and chay's son's brother's and sisters cause he know they won't tell it
why me and chay be going to the mall spending all they langing money....
LMAO LMAO LMAO. Chrissy.
Why I didn't know that Cherish knew her son was slangin?
Why if her son knew she was eating his stash on purpose so that he couldn't come up and move outta her house, he would cut her ass?
Why her and Chrissy be in the mall buying Dior and Chanel, and they kids on the corner slangin bears?
Why, when it's time to pay rent, does Cherish's son pay in gummies?
Why the landlord be skipping down the halls after that?
Why he eat all the rent gummies up and come knockin on the door for more?
Why Cherish's son pistol whipped his crackhead gummie-ass with a TONKA truck?
Why did the landlord have lil tire skid marks across his face?
Why Cherish lil boy throw him three gummies and told him not to bring his cracked-gummie around there til next month?
Why when Cherish and Chrissy got back from the mall he was sitting on the floor playing with legos like nothing ever happened?
why chrissy and tang 2 damn fools
why my son gotta be mean muggin me tho
why he should be mean muggin his damn daddy cuz thats who be stealing all the singles outta his piggy bank
why everytime i pick my son up they always say to me i dont kno what u gon go when he go to school
why im all for the bear slanging as long as he keep bringin those stacks home
Why he putting them in his special hiding place only for them to be gone or halfway missing when he wake up in the morning?<---why that must be the reason everytime i come home he always go thru my pocketbook
why i thought he was lookin for treats
Why when he get to school he be glad that she gone to work?<---why that must be the reason he is always the one who lock the door behind me
why i thought he just liked lockin the door
Why he eat all the rent gummies up and come knockin on the door for more?<----somebody put her out now for that
Why when Cherish and Chrissy got back from the mall he was sitting on the floor playing with legos like nothing ever happened?<---why my son only 2 and was chillin n da crib by himself anyway
why i got him some new fly shit so he aint mind
why chay son beating the rent man with trucks and he got soilders fa that kinda shit
why i am waiting on the boys to get they shipment on cause i got my eye on a new louis bag
why my son said if chay son make him his right hand man he gon get me out that kia and into a honda with 24's and paint job
why aj older sissy walking round thinking she tha shit cause her baby brother slang bears
why she 10 wearing furs to school and carrying 100's in her hannah montana purse
why my son said if chay son make him his right hand man he gon get me out that kia and into a honda with 24's and paint job<--why chrissy son got dreams and shit
LOL...why I gotta get put out?
Why I'm just an investigative reporter trying to find out why young Black entrepreneurs fare better than their white counterparts?
Why I was juss trying to get the inside scoop?
Why Cherish's son agreed to let me chill with him undercover so I could get the real story?
Why was I his daycare worker for 6 months on the sly?
Why my notes in shorthand so the feds can't decipher them and use my work against game?
Why after I segment on 60 Minutes and Nick at Nite, I'mma destroy all the evidence?
Why did Cherish's son offer to pay me off to keep quiet, but I declined cuz I ain't no damn snitch?
Why he told me that whenever I need anything to hit him up?
Why I have young YT entrepreneurs trying to get me to give them tips to come up in the same?
Why I'm not telling them shit?
why tangy take this shit to a level that ain't even on this planet
why chay hating cause my son got dreams
why when me and her so was sitting up baggin gummies he told me his dream was to get his momma her own bidness so she can stop working for tha man
why i was like word word
why we sat down and got "high" offa some teddy grahams together after we was done bagging and i learned chay son deep when he on them grahams
why he told me some deep shit bout how selling gummies is really all a ploy by the man to brang us as a ppl down and the only reason why he in the game is to show da white man he can play it and play it well
why i think tangy the reason my son aint never got no shoes on when i pick him up
why she been tellin him to just get comfortable and act natural
why i couldnt figure out why they kept tellin me he kept takin off all his clothes as soon as i left
why when me and her so was sitting up baggin gummies he told me his dream was to get his momma her own bidness so she can stop working for tha man
why i was like word word <---im dead
why he told me some deep shit bout how selling gummies is really all a ploy by the man to brang us as a ppl down and the only reason why he in the game is to show da white man he can play it and play it well<---why chrissy was so high off dem grahams she aint realize that was her son talkin that shit
LOL.
Why I'm done wiff the boaf of you'z?
why another cop just got shot here
why he died too
why im savin up for a "good" gun now
why i be daydreamin about "shootin somebody dead"
why i think some fool in this city is gon be dumb enuf to try me
why i hope they til afta i get my gun
why if somebody do mess wit me i plan to empty a clip into they face
why i dont remember when i became so violent
why i think it was sometime around when my son was born
why i couldnt figure out why they kept tellin me he kept takin off all his clothes as soon as i left
^^^^
why chay can't spot the signs that her son been dipping in his own shit
why chay right me and my son be soooooo gone offa them grahams i have no clue who i be having them deep talks with
why r y'all so damn dumb?
why my niece gotta facebook page
why it say she was born in 89
why she only in 8th grade
why i be cyberlurking waitin for somebody to say somethin outta pocket to her
why i seen some girls standin on the corner lookin grown
why i thought it was my lil cousin
why i pulled over ready to beat the shit out of her and whoever she was wit
why i get out the car and realize she wasnt there
why them lil ass girls was lookin at me like i was crazy
why none of them said nothin tho
why i wish somebody did so i can beat the shit outta one of em anyway
why they would probably tried to jump me
why they all woulda lost cuz im bigger than all of em put together
why my lil cousin walk wit her butt poked out
why she so damn skinny it just look like a wrinkle in her jeans
"why it say she was born in 89
why she only in 8th grade"
why u need to mollywop her asS?
why u need to mollywop her asS<---why i ask my sis about it and she was like maybe she made a mistake
why i wasnt tryna hear it
why i told her dad
why he "handled" it
ITS ME FINEASWINE DAMMITT!!!! FAW!!
WHY WHEN I WALK WITH MY BOOTY POKED OUT MY BACK HURT???
WHY WHEN I AM GETTIN BOOTY IT DONT??
LOL
LOL.
Why Chay neice only 12/13 pretending to be damn near 20?
Why was folks still effing in '89?
Why I feel so weird when I hear about folks born in the '90's?
Why I be like "Lil ninja yo' ass was made during some KCi and JoJo?"
Why kids be so young these days acting all fast in the ass?
Why if mine ever try that shit, U'mma beat the black off they ass to the white meat from they daddy side?
Why they try to call CPS and U'mma beat they ass to the telephone?
Why I'mma call CPS FOR them?
Why do I have no tolerance for bad ass/fast kids?
Why do I not play with kids?
Why?
Why I just joined the why's at 3:46 pacific time?
Why I missed last Wednesday?
Why they expect me to work at the job? Hell I showed up didn't I?
Why my coworker gonna get recorded and put on youtube for her nonsense?
Why I missed whying with ya'll?
Why my best friend flew 3000 miles to go to a football game, but forgot my birthday is this Friday and she got plans?
Why am I wanting to throw a temper tantrum like a two year old about that ish?
Why everbody gone?
Why I'm gonna set my alarm clock for Why Wednesday next week?
Why my coworker got to copy everyone in the company when I mess up?
Why I reply back to all "and your point?"
Why I'm going to be fired come tomorrow morning?
Why if I do.. I'm coming back and getting revenge by taping her window with a spark plug (some ole gangsta ish)
Why I couldn't stop smoking weed?
Why I failed after only two days (day and half) of sobriety?
Why am I whying all by myself in here?
I AM FINEASWINE DAMMIT!!!AKA FAW
why i HATE YA'LL BITCHES...............JUS KIDDIN YOU KNOW I LOVE YALL
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