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Eff that saying SHIT HAPPENS...
Eff my phone for not working right
Eff it for being casual friday but ole boy that work here still got a damn 3 piece suit on looking like Snazzy P
Eff drinking diet dr pepper w/o eating anything then getting the damn shakes like a fiend
Eff this fool for thinking i care bout his life but STEADY telling me bout it
Eff headaches
Eff my toes they still hurt from my boots yesterday
Eff this lavender nail polish my baby girl decided i needed on my nails
Eff the double coat she put on em
Eff me for telling her i would let her do my nails with her lil nail kit
Eff the gay man @ the local dollar general for thinking he more of a woman than what i am
Eff hubby for giving our son the last cinnamon waffle when he knew i wanted it this morning
Eff Lil Wayne and his constant radio play ughhhhh nigga on every damn song
Eff this lady for womping me and blahing me to death
Eff me for breaking my favorite glass last night while washing dishes
Eff people owing me money
Eff me for even saying that shit cause i NEVER loan money out and i NEVER will
Eff the color sea green
Eff being too close to the age 30
Eff this loud ass raggedy ass pencil sharpner....
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eff bf for telling me that he'll wash my dishes last night if i fixed him a bowl of beans n rice
eff that nigga for leaving them dishes in the sink the same way they were b4 he made that deal
eff them dishes
eff my co-worker for constantly wonping bout nothing
eff him womping at me right now
eff these bassards for taking so long to work on our building so i can have my own office again
eff this shit mayne
eff anybody who think it's cool to leave dishes in the gotdamn sink when i already cleaned the damn kitchen for the night
bobble eff my man cause he did the same shit to me he said you put the food up imma get them dishes why i woke up them ho's still in the sink looking @ me like please clean me
eff it cause i left them dishes in that damn sink like his punk ass did
eff him for talking shit when i say nigga all you gotta do is wash ya damn plate and one, count em ONE damn pot and all this shit can be avoided simple meat head ass nigga
eff me for being in love with his D otherwise idda been left...
eff work...
nuff said...
eff working today
eff needy bishes
eff palin
eff yts's in general
eff cold weather
eff walking hyper ass dogs in the morning
eff talking to'em, i'mma start kickin they asses
eff being bloated
eff chrissy
eff lil punkie
lol eff both of ya'll
eff that fake em dee
eff tangy for talking bout she hate yt's but she dating bob,
eff me for making tangy yet another new name dr em dee rae raw...
eff that name cause it got a ring to it and imma use it from here on out, till i get another name lol
eff my chest cough
eff choking on the dick cuz I couldn't breathe out my nose
eff this fool for pushin my head down
eff me for trying to get freakin knowing I'm sick as hell
eff him for asking me to not to breathe on him
eff insensitive ass men
lmmfao eff dr rae ra em dee for evn telling that funny ass story
eff her for trying to suck cock knowing her ass my die in the process cause she can't breathe
eff her for putting her b/f in that situation he can't perform cpr on you when he tryna to bust a nut....
eff chrissy for not being a good friend and laughing at me
eff being sick
eff purpa nurpa
eff rae raw for saying i ain't a good friend when i know i am cause i am warning you of the dangers of giving head when you have a cold
eff being sick as well my throat still itchy and scratchy
eff purpa nurpa b/f and dem calling the cat cat lmmfao
eff bobble's throat cause mine is mucho better
eff bobble for taking my typo & using it for rae rae's nickyname
eff rae rae cause her new name is doktah chokeondicks
eff these pills I took to clean my urinz...
eff the fact that I've went and pissed 5 times in the last hour...
eff the lady in the bathroom tryna cover up the fact that she shittin
eff the fact that these old ass women come to work just to shit in the bathrooms...
eff the fact that they don't have lysol at they desk to bring in the bathroom w em...
eff them stank ass shitty oldies but goodies for thinkin that somebody really wants to smell the waste that is comin outta they bodies...
eff my bf for eff'n w me this mornin at 430 am EASTERN time...
eff him for turnin and leaving the light on when he knew I was tryna get my last lil bit of sleep...
eff him for cussin me out then tryna b nice...
eff him again for making me "get out of character" and cussing his ass the fuck out right the fuck back...
eff him cuz I was gon go over his house tonight and wait til he go out and come home all drunk so that I could take advantage of him...
eff him cuz I still might go over there, but for my benefit of course...
eff his stank black-palmed black bald head stank ass!
tis all...then end...lmao!
doktah chokeondicks
GET THE HEKK OUT NOW!!!!!! lmmfatfo bobble i can't deal with you no mo......
get it right, Lil Punkie, it's doktah chokeondick...there is no ESS, singular word: chokeondick!!!
eff lil punkie for having obese cats
eff raulo for sleepin on her head
eff lil punkie for allowin her cat to be weird like her
eff the bish yesterday for trying to 'jew' me on a got damn treadmill
eff this bish for wanting $150 for a 5 year old treadmill that I wanna buy for my dog to use
eff this bish for recapping the amenities it has
eff her for not knowing that I could give two fucks about an amenity
eff her for not knowing that I just wanna know if the muthafuka works
eff everybody
eff barracuda for asking me why TX did get her a cyber birfdae giff.
eff her for expecting to know what this nigga thinks
eff him for having her checking for him on the innnanets
eff dokotr dicks for even buying her dog a gotdamn treadmil bish getting more and mo' french by the day
eff chrissy for lack of reading comprehension
eff chrissy for not getting that i DID NOT buy him a treadmill, I was going to, but that bish got out of hand
eff Timmy for killing his new toy
eff him for biting the toys eyes out
eff him for eating the stuffing out the neck of the toy
eff his lil ass for being so destructive
eff dr,chokeondicks lmmfao lawd i can't even type it w/o lmmfao anyway eff the doktor for not realizing timmy destroying shit outta anger and frustration nigga need some poon, not a treadmil....
lmao @ the gay man at the dollar store
eff Palin for talkin bout some damn Joe Sixpack
eff her for not answering any questions like she was supposed to
eff her again for giving out a shout out on national tv
eff this whole presidential election for these theatrics
eff me for fallin alseep after that debate debacle
eff my bf house for bein hot and me not bein able to sleep in that looney bin
eff CAT cuz she was meow'n all by the bathroom door when I went to use it
eff her for goin outside too
eff that whole damn house again
eff barracuda for asking me why TX did get her a cyber birfdae giff.
^^
eff him for not knowing what he was getting homself into
lmao @ the gay man at the dollar store
^^^^^ that man think he be doin it no lie cause he got a few lil curls in his head and he stay popping gum and catch a tude when you wanna give exact change ole eye rollin ass hairy face ass fucker omg and when my kids go in there he kill me saying "HEY MISS LEX AND MR AJ..." yeah i know it's bad we gon in the dollar store on a regular basis they know our names but he hate me tho.....i think it's cause i am really what he wanna be, a woman lmao...
eff lil punkie for having obese cats
^^^
big boned
pleasantly plump
lol! @ you breakin' your favorite glass and the cinnamon waffle predicament.
This was funny. AHAHAHAHAHH
Eff the timezones.. you heffas are up waaay to early in the morning!
Eff me laughing so hard at Tangela's new nickname
Eff Sarah Palin and her Joe Six Pack winking silly ass
Eff not having sex - Mr Husband broke a bish off a piece last night :-)
Eff having to make an appt to have sex
Eff growing old...
eff the world
the end
EFF ME, just eff da emeffin ME for CRYIN' like a emeffa cuz I'm LAUGHIN' so hard!!!
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