Real Chance @ Love Episode 1

Tuesday, October 21, 2008







We got a treat for yall today, lol we gon critique the VH1 show and debauchery Real Chance @ Love. We gon try to do a questionnaire on it every week while it is on, so yall betta be here every Tuesday so we can talk bout our new addiction. It will be in question format, so feel free to answer our questions in the comments section, or post ya own questions, and we will just get the ball rolling the 2DB way....HERE WE GO...





*Who all died when they named that one girl Stalker





*Who all died again @ the other girl being named Bay Bay Bay





*I wanna know why Chance acting like he a gotdamn star nigga u ain't shit





*Is it just me. or is that one girl who was talking to herself throo out the whole show i think they named her Lusty IS SHE CRAZY and they may need to changer her name to NUTTY





*I really feel like that is Real's hair, who with me on that.....lmao and you can't make me change my mind either those are alllll his lushy locks ain't no yaaky silky number 67 in his head damn it



*How they gone be trying to attract women when they got on more make-up than ALL them gutterbutt chicks that were there?



*I still think this is a cover-up and them ninja's are GAY!



*How come on all the rest of the "love" show's just about every damn body was U.G.L.Y but these limp wrist nimrods have a bunch of cute chicks?



*Why So Hood name fit's her perfectly?

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

milf, is rodeo's sister

and that house they in lol the same house they had them fools in on g's to gents

Bahama said...

Why i think they should have left Stalker on the show?

Who eles wants to know what happens why Real was getting arrested?

Why i wanna know if all of us had a chance to be on the show, which brother would we want to call our name?

504 said...

*Who all died when they named that one girl Stalker
WHY I DIED OFF HER DRAWN ON EYEBROWS ITSELF ? WHY I THOUGHT THAT NIGGA WAS IGNORING HER BUT I NOTICED WHEN THEY TALKED ABOUT TKO GIVING HIM A LAP DANCE, THEY FLASHED ALL THE CHICKS WHO KISSED HIM & HIS ASS KISSED HER


*Who all died again @ the other girl being named Bay Bay Bay
WHY I HAD MY MOUF OPENED LIKE WHUH ?

*I wanna know why Chance acting like he a gotdamn star nigga u ain't shit
LOL WHY HE ACTING LIKE BOBBY BROWN ?


*Is it just me. or is that one girl who was talking to herself throo out the whole show i think they named her Lusty IS SHE CRAZY and they may need to changer her name to NUTTY

I VOTE FOR "THIN LINE" OR "LYNN WHITFIELD"


*I really feel like that is Real's hair, who with me on that.....lmao and you can't make me change my mind either those are alllll his lushy locks ain't no yaaky silky number 67 in his head damn it
NAH HE GOT A GOOD PRESS N CURL TIZ ALL


*I still think this is a cover-up and them ninja's are GAY!
I STILL THINK THEM NIGGAS WAS ON THAT PHOTO SHOOT WITH STEVE HARVEY & HIS BOYS WITH THE COWBOY CURTIS HATS N SHIT...STALLIONAIRES=GAY SKRIPPERS


*How come on all the rest of the "love" show's just about every damn body was U.G.L.Y but these limp wrist nimrods have a bunch of cute chicks?
CAUSE THE CUTE SKRIPPAS TRYNA GET SOME SHINE


*Why So Hood name fit's her perfectly?
WHY SHE IRKS ME ?

WHY MILF IS STIFFLER'S MOM'S SIS ?

Bahama said...

WHY MILF IS STIFFLER'S MOM'S SIS ?

^^^ahahaha, ooh she does look like her

504 said...

Who eles wants to know what happens why Real was getting arrested?

WHY I THINK THAT WAS A SET UP TO SEE IF ANY OF THEM IS WILLING TO BAIL THAT NIGGA OUTTA JAIL WHEN THE GAY SKRIP CLUB IS RAIDED ?

WHY HE HIT SOMEBODY IN THE HEAD WITH A BOTTLE BUT NOT DA BRAT STYLE, ALL SISSY LIKE?

Anonymous said...

WHY I JUST KNEW BOBBLE ASS WAS GON TURN THIS POST OUT

this when i died tho fa real when he told that girl sitting on his lap that he smelled something skunky i was OVAH

why my daughter was like i feel sorry for them white girls in that house after ole gilr screamed @ the country chick

why i would NOT want chance to call my name he reminds me of that lil dog on the cartoons that followed the big dog around all the time yipping and yapping @ his heels n shit and the big dog wouls slap his lil ass out the way that is how i feel bout chance he need to be clocked in da head 24/7

Anonymous said...

WHY HE HIT SOMEBODY IN THE HEAD WITH A BOTTLE BUT NOT DA BRAT STYLE, ALL SISSY LIKE?

^^^^^why i was like da hell kinda flick he have in his wrist with that hit he just did looking all sissified with it i was just waiting on that nigga to yell STOP in his michael jackson voice and then run off like a lil punk....

MzPurp said...

LMAO!

Why So Hood irks me too?? The way she was all up on Chance..that sh*t was gross...

& Why I DIED when he said that gurl breath was SKUNKY!

the end...(i gotz ta cop the rerun!)

504 said...

WHY I TOLD BF THAT REAL DID THE GOERGE MICHAEL EYE ROLL LOL ?

WHY BF PLAYED THAT PART OF THAT VIDEO SEVERAL TIMES LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF SAYING WHO COULD PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS NIGGAS WAS GAY /

Raider_wifee said...

*Who all died when they named that one girl Stalker

It took me a whole two hours to watch the show in it's entirety because I kept pausing the tv and passing out on the floor.. hyperventilating and all.. shoot that mess HIGH larious!!



*Who all died again @ the other girl being named Bay Bay Bay

Oaktown represent!! ROFL...



*I wanna know why Chance acting like he a gotdamn star nigga u ain't shit

And frontin in the Bentley they know they borrowed from the shows producer.. DEAD!



*Is it just me. or is that one girl who was talking to herself throo out the whole show i think they named her Lusty IS SHE CRAZY and they may need to changer her name to NUTTY

That bish was nuttier than a squirrel's ass.. I'm sorry, but people that talk to themselves scare the crap outta me!



*I really feel like that is Real's hair, who with me on that.....lmao and you can't make me change my mind either those are alllll his lushy locks ain't no yaaky silky number 67 in his head damn it

When he laid down to get that massage all that luxurious hair was spread all over.. good God I'm jealous of that man's Mayne & Tail...

*How they gone be trying to attract women when they got on more make-up than ALL them gutterbutt chicks that were there?

Iono.. but that MILF chick needs to quit playing and just delete herself from the pack.. grown ass!

*I still think this is a cover-up and them ninja's are GAY!

FTFO!!

*How come on all the rest of the "love" show's just about every damn body was U.G.L.Y but these limp wrist nimrods have a bunch of cute chicks?

Did you see stalker?? OH.. MY... DAMN.. that chicks eyes were so far apart she could see what's in front and her peripheal at the same time!!

*Why So Hood name fit's her perfectly?

Anonymous said...

why they hair and clothes should be enough evidence for the world bobble lmao chance hair screams i am a bottom bitch and real hair screams i am a top bitch

why they look like gay ranch hands

Anonymous said...

When he laid down to get that massage all that luxurious hair was spread all over.. good God I'm jealous of that man's Mayne & Tail...

lawd wifee and i was look for signs of tracks i ain't see not nan his stylist needs to get an award

i wonder if it's gon come out on a show that that is not that man's hair watch one of them women gon run they hands throo it and he gon cut em....

MzPurp said...

LMAO @ Raider

& chrissy you are STOOPID!...LMAO! I totally agree tho...esp in that 2nd pic ya'll posted...Chance sayin "Shhh don't tell nobody!"...LMFAO!

Anonymous said...

them niggas so frooooooty lmao i still wanna convert real tho he can come back to the right side and i will accept him....

Anonymous said...

WAIT bobble why when they showed that clip of real hitting niggas with bottles i was like is that 12 pack he busting over the head, iono why that person looked like 12 pack to me.....tis all fa now

504 said...

bobble, i'mma need you to leave 12 pack outta this !

bobble why i can't get right with real ? that profile irks me ?

n0days0ff said...

Who all died when they named that one girl Stalker

^^^no ask me why i died when they named meatball.she was mad about it too and chance was steady yelling MEAT A BALL!! lol now anytime they do an i love money or something she gotta go by meatball

why he asked them to talk to him while he peed and they did it?

why real aint step up when promo tried to get him to put her on his team? he turned his head and said i aint in it

n0days0ff said...

i had to give this its own post but why them fools killed me at the end

real: sorry ladies your CHANCE is up

chance: and thats REAL yall gotta bounce

omg i think i died almost.if they do that at the end of every episode i dont know if ill be able to deal.sounding all rehearsed and shit.

Chey said...

awww man i missed the show ima try and catch it today cuz i know vh1 gon run the shit outta it

Anonymous said...

real: sorry ladies your CHANCE is up

chance: and thats REAL yall gotta bounce

nodays i just knew i was the only fool who peeped that shit i was like de fuck and they had it all set up to where the other brother said the other brothers name and chance was looking so serious with that s curl kit on his head i was like if that nigga get a match right now and strike it him and that fake ass barn are up in smoke damn it


why if 12 pack can get it from u bobble then real and his hair can get it from me....

n0days0ff said...

i was praaaying they didnt kick so hood off.she kinda slutty but she my type.

whats up with the girl who said humans are animals too.everybody just stopped and turned around like "fuck did that hoe say?"

why after being eliminated stalker tried to step off the stage all delicate? you know she felt so crunchy

why k.o. keep volunteering to knock somebody out?

why chance got so much azz the first night he lost track of lapdances?

504 said...

lol why when they first talked to the chick talkin bout animals, they showed real shrugging at chance cause they had no clue what the chick was talkin bout

504 said...

bobble, real's mouth irks me...looks like a puppet or something

Raider_wifee said...

whats up with the girl who said humans are animals too.everybody just stopped and turned around like "fuck did that hoe say?"
_______
DEAD!!!

Why they show the Yuk Mouth hoe with green clouds coming out of her mouth like dragon breath..

why Chance didn't take no prisoners and called her on that ish and that bish couldn't say SHIT?!

Why I can't wait to go home and watch it all over again and see So Hood make a dayum fool of herself again putting her leg on the dayum counter.. WTF?

Anonymous said...

why bubbles deep yall sleeping on her ass

and imma need nodays to go and get so hood and kiki ass cause i already don't like them footdraggaz

n0days0ff said...

why them fools nicknamed a girl her own name?

real: what your name is, harmony? from now on you gonna be harmony. why he was trying to hit high notes with her and they both sounded a mess

Anonymous said...

why he slung that gotdamn clock nodays lmmfao that was just wrong

n0days0ff said...

why that fool chance when he saw stalker started quoting bible scriptures or something

c: from way over yonder the devil spoke

i was like what thehells wrong with this fool?

why when so hood started riding him he started yelling rape?

why real always play like he looking for romance while he got two chicks on his lap?

Anonymous said...

why are my feelings hurt because i missed this show an i CANNOT stop laughing at yall's comments!!! OMG, i cant take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!

n0days0ff said...

why they was wrong for showing clips of that girl whostayed in the background and didnt say shit? chance getting slobbed up and she sitting quietly by the wayside

Anonymous said...

lmao nodays they had her looking so damn pitiful she gon get mad tho and yell IT'S TOO MANY BITCHES AROUND i whooped offa that shit

why her shorts had her looking like a go go girl or some shit and i know her snatch was aching to get out them thangs and i SWEAR her ass was out in the beginning of the show or it could have been the illusionl of them stank shorts iono.....

chrissy

Chey said...

why yall just turned this shit into a why wed?

Anonymous said...

why was i wondering the same damn thing (but i aint wanna say nothing) LMAO

this sh!t better work..lmao