Bahama's Why's
Why I ain't even realize it was Wednesday?
Why are the weeks going by so fast now?
Why the hell we gotta wait 3 weeks to see a new episode of Fringe?
Why I'm I eating cereal with no milk?
Why I'mma kick Tangela in her bottom jaw?
Why she knows exactly why she's getting Bruce Lee'd?
Why it just hit me, she prolly needs love more than a kick upside the head?
Why I'mma just give her rat posion slowly so she suffer's then kill her with kindness?
Chrissy's Why's
Why i ain't realized that sweet innocent lil Bam Bam has turned morbid talking bout she wanna posioning ppl
Why imma ride with Bammy and say i didn't realize today was Wednesday either
Why we having a costume party @ work and they giving out money for the best costume
Why i BETTA win
Why i hope it's alcohol @ the party
Why i bet it ain't gon be any tho
Why these muthafuckas think my lobby is a fucking meeting area
Why imma take the chairs out my lobby so they can't sit round having secret club meetings n shit when i am tryna to do shit that ain't got nothing to do with work
Why one of the engineers gon ask me if i dust the lobby
Why i told him naw i barely dust my damn house
Why dusting is Lupita and her husband Juan's job not mine
Why the cleaning lady name really is Lupita and she like 4 ft tall and be toting the hell out her vacuum cleaner, and them big ass trash bins
Why imma stop why'n so yall can get yall why's on....
62 comments:
why these whys bout to BLOW UUUUUUUUUUP !?
why am i now 99 lbs ?
why i hope to GOD that i was 99lbs when i tried on my costume ?
why i'mma invest in a new arm ?
why i wanna get back in my bed ?
why this nigga tells our boss, he had to fight a couple of young guys the other day ?
why they were talking about working out & that shit flew out his mouth ?
why he's applying for a supervisor position ?
why he ain't gonna get it ?
why i'mma make sure he doesn't get it ?
why i'mma bad mouth his ass all up n down ?
why i don't need to do shit cause he's effin psychotic so he's gonna ruin it for himself cause he talks too much ?
why that's enough about rainman ?
why i'm gonna kick a lil sumfin like this !?
why the hell bobble i'm small as hell talking bout she 99lbs?
why ithink my thigh ways more than 99lbs? LMAO
why i feel this major headache coming on?
Why this new guy here keeps calling me beautiful and staring at me?
why is that ish REALLY uncomfortable?
Why he look like jesse the body ventura?
Why i'm not kidding, he could be his twin?
Whyi can't wait for ol stank booty loose coochie Tangela to get here?
WHY am I laughing my ass off?
why that's enough about rainman ?
^^^^why i spit out coke on that right thurrr
why katt is no longer hosting the hip hop BS coming on bet but t-pain is
why t-pain gon fuck it up
why i take that back he may be good he is a big dumb ass so we shall see
why bammy called tangy all kinda names and i am laughing so hard @ the loose coochie part
why loose coochie sound like a new dumb ass dance
why chrissy don't know?
why i think t-pain is gay?
why he be talking about big d!ck ray-j like he wants him?
why it's funny that another man thinks ray-j's schlong is massive?
why am i tearing up at that?
why even though I had some cereal and a nectarine, i'm still a lil hungry?
Why i feel like laughing alot today?
Why i should really be posting these damn PO's but i don't want too?
Why i gotta work the eye stalker this afternoon and I'm not looking forward to it?
Why are some people in my Retailing class so damn stupid???
Why is it the chick next to me acts like she's on her period three weeks out of the month instead of just one?
Why do some women play so many games, but yet they swear they're on their 'grown woman' tip?
Why are people with NO swag using the word as if they possess it?
Why haven't I been on your guys blog as much as I used to be?
But why do I still love you both just as much?
:)
Why we having a costume party @ work and they giving out money for the best costume
Why i BETTA win
^^^^ why we BOTH know your costume is gonne be hella janky and you dont deserve to win
Why these muthafuckas think my lobby is a fucking meeting area
^^^^why did you just refer to it as YOUR lobby? girl stop.your mama was one of the construction workers who built it,its more hers than yours
WHY can I NOT stop looking at that fruity ass pic of Chance & Real?
why my boss came into my office to ask me if someone (a guy) has been "out of line" w/ me in the office
why did i tell him "no"
why was i flirting back w/ dude that he's talking about
WHY did dude come in one day and try to kiss me though?!
WHY was i bout to knock him the FUGG out from that shit
WHY the HELL is bobble ONLY 99 FUCKING lbs and im WAYYYYYYYY over that shit
WHY her ass better stay in the house so she dont get blown away by the wind
WHY can i STILL NOT stop looking at that damn pic while i'm typing my yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys
why is it that bammy's thigh weighs more than 99lbs and my boobs are right there w/ her?!
WHY do i have such BIG ASS TA-TAs???
why dudes dont know WHAT the hell to do when they see them?!?!?!?!
why am i laughing at myself right now?!
why i gotta fart and it's a dude up here on my phone
why i should just let it out
why i ain't tho cause he'd prolly die from the fumes lol
why i really have no why's
why we ain't address them ho's breaking that bed on real chance of love
why we BOTH know your costume is gonne be hella janky and you dont deserve to win
^^^^^why i wanna know why de fuck you still saying janky?
why imma dress up like ya mammy nodays so that mean i gotta go get me a michael myers mask and outfit with big broad ass shoulders to pull that off
why one ten is a doll, and a sweetie and allllllllllll yall niggas need to be mo like em....lol
why i'm so happy to see one teezy???
why i think my boss is on his period?
why he's be more bitchy than me when i'm on mine?
why that's all i got for now
Why these muthafuckas think my lobby is a fucking meeting area
^^^^why did you just refer to it as YOUR lobby? girl stop.your mama was one of the construction workers who built it,its more hers than yours
WHY am i dead as a muthafuggin doornail offa this shit right here!?!?!?!?!?!
why i gotta go potty but dont feel like getting the hell up
why it feel like it's RIGHT there and i just REALLY dont feel like going
why do women have to go thru so much ish just to do to the damn bathroom?!
why imma go cause i cant hold this shit no mo'
why i forgot to address bobble weight
why i can't stand her lil ass
but i mean that in the most loving cyber clone why possible
why we can no longer be clones tho cause next to you i am obese
why DUMB ASS left his gotdamn lights on on his fucking cop car, and i had to page his ass 3 fucking times to come and kill the lights
why he gon walk throo MY lobby and mean mug me like i am embarrsing him cause i got on the PA system and said "WHOEVER DRIVING THE DARK BLUE CROWN VIC THAT LOOKS LIKE A COP CAR, YA LIGHTS ARE ON..."
WHY I WAS LIKE NIGGA WE ALL KNOW THAT'S YO CAR SO STFU AND KEEP IT MOVING
WHY THE DUDE I AM TALKING BOUT SO CUTE BUT HIS STOOPIDIDTY JUST RUINS IT ALL.....
WHY chrissy gotta put ppl on blast like that?!
WHY is that ish HIGH-larious!
WHY hasn't my boss given me back my leave request for next week?
WHY if he don't give it back, I'm taking off anyway
WHY dont I give a fuck?!
WHY my coworker bought a new heater, plugged that shit up, and it looks like we're about to get the day off because that shit started smelling like it's about to blow something up
why i missed the a real chance at love recaps?
why imma be here bright and early next tues. waiting on yall singing Good Morning To You?
why real housewives was funny as hell last night?
why nene's aunt look like a killer clown from outter space?
why my friend said it looks like her face will rub off on you?
why kim only 29?
why i died when she said that?
Why nene said they give out recording deals if you can hum?
@ rider wifee
why im glad you put me on to Chocolate News?
Why imma vote for the white half of Obama?
why real housewives was funny as hell last night?
why nene's aunt look like a killer clown from outter space?
why my friend said it looks like her face will rub off on you?
why kim only 29?
why i died when she said that?
Why nene said they give out recording deals if you can hum?
^^^^^^why i laughed so hard @ that don't be tardy to the party jam
why kim a damn lie her is is not 29 that heffa bout 39
why nene need to get a boob lift
why i can't get over them damn songs gotdamn that shit was funny to ME
why the only wife who decent and seems nice and down to earth is lisa
why nene husband is her REAL daddy
why that man bout 5 yrs away from a nursing home
"why kim a damn lie her is is not 29 that heffa bout 39"
why the next time kim will see 29 is when she 129?
why kim smoke like an old chevette?
why real housewives was funny as hell last night?
why nene's aunt look like a killer clown from outter space?
why my friend said it looks like her face will rub off on you?
why kim only 29?
why i died when she said that?
Why nene said they give out recording deals if you can hum?
^^^^^^why i laughed so hard @ that don't be tardy to the party jam
why kim a damn lie her is is not 29 that heffa bout 39
why nene need to get a boob lift
why i can't get over them damn songs gotdamn that shit was funny to ME
why the only wife who decent and seems nice and down to earth is lisa
why nene husband is her REAL daddy
why that man bout 5 yrs away from a nursing home
^^^^DEAD!!!! LMMFAO and
why Dallas Austin is a lil qt?
Why I hate watching that show but I can't help myself?
Why i'm so jealous kim got a big poppa that buys her DIOR!!!!
why the next time kim will see 29 is when she 129?
why kim smoke like an old chevette?
^^^^why that heffa light a ciggy up @ the drop of a dime
why i wanna know where the cute-ness that is dallas lies cause i don't see it bammy
why i know dallas laughed @ them damn songs
why i am thinking bout that tardy to the party right now, and i am rolling offa that shit
why one line in that song was the party starts @ 9:30 but imma be there @ 8:00
why i think kim has no singing ability @ all
Why Bammy can't grasp the fact that what was once her's in mine?
Why she ain't know I was gone swoop in and still her Former-Boo?
Why she ain't know I'm preggers with HIS baby?
Why she ain't know that last week, I moved into the upstairs part of his house?
Why "he's mine, you may have had once, but I got him ALL the time?"
Why she can't just get over it?
Why I'm not gone even gone stoop to her level of Island-Hood-Ratted-Ness because as Chrissy pointed out yesterday, I'm a ratchette hoe--and I dont play with kids?
why i didnt see the new housewives yet and can only whhy about last week?
why that one lady was talking about men are intimidated by successful women but she aint successful at nothing but sucking the right peen
wjy she aint successful at that or she wouldnt be getting a divorce?
why kim said she was a yt woman in a blk woman body?
why i left this earth offa that?
why one of them said im from ohio,im a georgia peach?
why i was like huh?
WHY TANGELA STEADY TRYNA TO GET MY ASS CAUGHT UP IN THAT LOVE TRIANGLE
WHY I AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH IT
WHY MY NAME TESS AND I AIN'T IN THAT MESS
WHY MY NAME BENNET AND I AIN'T IN IT
WHY MY NAME CHRISSY AND I AM NOT BOUT TO GET IN YALL PISSY
why i gotta fart and it's a dude up here on my phone
why i should just let it out
^^^^^^^ why you killing me with that??? LMAO!!!
why i'm sleepy as hell???
why da hell tangy ain't in here yet???
why chrissy made my day cussing out ppl on the cbox yesterday???
why i had tears in my eyes???
why i hope real chance of love has some behind the scenes ish & show REAL getting his hair pressed out???
why i hate that nigga & his goldy loc curls?
why he was in that hot tub with his hair in a shower cap???
why it prolly took like 3hrs to wrap it up???
why i was rolling offa that mess yesterday Odara
why i heard that shep got FUCK YO DREAMS in his siggy somewhere
why yall be hating on real and his hair
why yall jealous cause yall want to run yall fingers throo his luxiourious locks
why him sitting in a hot tub with a shower cap is fucking FUNNY
why imma go with O and say it prolly take 3 maybe even 4 hours to wrap his head up
why i bet real and whoever he pick gon be fighting over who get to use the silk pillowcases
why real would win
Why is Rae having delusions of grandeur?
Why i think there are some little crazy purple people that be playing in her head?
Why Rae Rae think i care bout her bastid baby?
Why I don't care cuz it ain't for BJ?
Why chrissy you better watch out it might be for Shot?
Why trick hoe bags always wanna TRY and mess up a good marriage??
Why chrissy you better watch out it might be for Shot?
^^^^why i'd feed her aresenic laced cookies and give her cyanide milk to wash em down with
lmao @ silk pillowcases!!!
why yall should get some t-shirts printed saying "FUCK YO DREAMS"
why I WARNED chrissy about that nigga???
why chrissy didn't listen???
why i would've teared up a lil bit & curled into a ball if he had told me "FUCK YO DREAMS"????
LMAO!!!!
why i'm e-single again???
why these e-niggas just be dumping my ass???
why i'm glad to report my pitts are healing quite nicely???
why the deodarant don't burn no more???
Why this baby IS for Benjamin Sheppard II?
Why I'mma name our baby Benjamin Sheppard, III?
Why Bammy keep trying to peg me as the Resident Crazy, when I am clearly the Resident Evil?
Why Resident Crazy acting like she want some shit with me?
Why she bet not cuz I gots hella more ammo on her unstable ass?
Why I like going the fuck off on people and I juss be playing, but they be so serious?
Why I can't wait for Negro ol' student athlete running track while 30 ass nigga to log on?
Why I'm not going to work today because I have a golfing fundraiser to attend?
Why YT folks can't have fundraisers where we play Black sports:Track, Football, Basketball, etc?
Why I can fucks with people online like I like to because I fear bitches might get suicidal and I don't want that shit on my soul?
why Odara and her pitts just NOW getting better
why being e-single is the way to go
why tangela, shep and bammy love triangle is a perfect example as to why being e-single is the way to go
why Benjamin Sheppard II killing me softly
why I ain't know you was e-taken b4Odeezy?
WHy i'm sorry you got e-dumped.
Why i am so putting Tanglesha on auto ingore?
Why I KNEW that baby wasn't for BJ, cuz his name damn sure ain't Ben.
Why I wanna know who Ben is now? and why we don't know about him?
Why you are Resident Crazy and Evil all rolled into one?
Why i still think you need a hug? LMAO
why tangela, shep and bammy love triangle is a perfect example as to why being e-single is the way to go
^^^LOL it ain't no triangle that hooka is just crazy...
Why I KNEW that baby wasn't for BJ, cuz his name damn sure ain't Ben.
^^^^lmmfao why that's killing me
LMAO why you ask? cuz you silly...ahahahahaha
why i didn't know i was e-taken either @ bammy...but when i got e-dumped they made be AWARE??? LMAO!!!
why i hope tangy name her e-baby Benjamin 4real cause that sound like a nigga who might get a job???
why my coworker been wearing the same wig for like 10yrs???
why i want that shit to rot & die???
well why am I so gosh darn late why’n?
why I’m too happy right about now?
why I passed my drug and alcohol test this mornin for the new gig?
why I’m so glad I don’t have to drown myself in water, green tea, and cranberry juice anymore?
why when they told me I had to take an alcohol test I looked at the lady like she was crazy?
why I’mma go get me a stiff drink tonight?
why I think I’mma get real pissy tonight and hump my boo cuz today is hump day?
why I go over there last night to watch the HULK and thought of RODEO…LOL!?
why I gotta half day on Friday?
why I’mma lay on my ass when I get home?
why I’mma cop all them rereuns of the shows I been missin?
why I wanna kno what John McCain said when asked whether he wears boxers or briefs?
why this fool said “Depends”….LMAO!
why bosslady told me that joke this morning?
why it was funny?
why mzp stay raping her boo
why i bet he like it
why i am bout sick of this phone
why i need to slang it out a window....
chrissy
why i hope real chance of love has some behind the scenes ish & show REAL getting his hair pressed out???
^^^^
(wipes tears from eyes) why ody (that's your new name) WHY ?
Why me and Odeezy call Blake Sheppard II, everything but his gov'ment name?
Why Bammy think I would let a nigga bust in me and ION't even now his 1st gotdamn name?
Why Barry just told Kali to stop pretending to like the dick?
Why I thought that shit was sooo got damn funny being that she ain't even climaxed offa one, but steady giving advice?
Why I just be looking for her to say dumb shit so I can store it and put it in my cyber-uzi/glock?
Why I ain't let the house yet, knowing Tee-off starts at 9:30?
Why I ain't getting out this how 'til the sun come out fully?
why i missed real housewives of atl?
why my side hurts?
Why I need to go shop for shoes and not purses?
Why I have no money?
Why my man not here?
Why Im not pimping no more?
Why Im hungry?
Why Im not having a threesome with lupe and pharrel?
Why Im not married to Derek Luke or Hill Harper?
Why I am so damn cute, its annoying sometimes!
Why I dont know what the hell to wear to this even tommorrow?
Why I have so much homework?
Why I can't afford an assistant?
"WHOEVER DRIVING THE DARK BLUE CROWN VIC THAT LOOKS LIKE A COP CAR, YA LIGHTS ARE ON..."
___________
DEAD & BURIED!!
Why I stop reading every bodies why's after that comment?
Why I had to take a break and wipe the tears from my eyes?
Why I just want to tell Chrissy so bad.. FUCK YO DREAMS?
Why I told the b/f about that whole story and he fell out on the floor?
Why before I left this morning and kissed him bye he told me FUCK YO BYE?
Why I couldn't make it to work on time laughing so hard?
"Why Im not married to Derek Luke or Hill Harper?"
why i thought Hill Harper was gay?
why i cant wait to get off work?
why the classic this weekend and its supposed to rain?
why im mad cause i took off?
why i hope the lord smiles on the stadium so i can tailgate?
why imma start partying tonite?
why im broke?
why imma call Big Daddy so he can finance my weekend?
why i still cant find no damn job?
why my friends asking me to go to vegas with them in three weeks?
why i told them ill see what i can do?
why i still aint pay my cell phone bill for the month?
why i told verizon to stop harrassing me..they will get the money when im good and ready to give it to them?
why my priorities so screwed up?
why i know i got a test friday I havent started to study for?
why am i getting ready to hit up happy hr with my boo?
why ima get fucked up tonite because i know hes paying for it?
why i'mma get toasty & eff bf since all ya'll getting effed up too ?
why ain't nobody here n-e-mo ?
why I forget it was wednesday?
why I ask one of ya'll to hit me up a while ago and BAHAMA just now getting around to it?
why she on super BP time?
why she hit me up out the blue like I was supposed to know it was her when once again I asked to be hit up YEARS ago?
why is she like a super duper cutie tho?
why I'm glad she don't live in the states cuz she woulda been addicted to what my dick did?
why I know she laughing right now?
why she don't know I'm serious?
why I have so many why's today?
why 110 been M.I.A. for so long?
why and I really sick of M.I.A. forreal...I hope that bitch paper plane crash!
why people driving so damn slow?
why am I driving and making this long ass list?
why imma stop now and wait for the feedback?
why bobble got me looking for her ass all damn me over the place
why i am mad now cause she playing hard to get like high five said
why imma force her ass to watch her MOST HATED goodtimes episode EVAH she know what it is
why imma make her watch it 82 damn times
why I'm glad she don't live in the states cuz she woulda been addicted to what my dick did?
^^^^why he want me to die lmmfao
why I'm glad she don't live in the states cuz she woulda been addicted to what my dick did?
^^^^why he want me to die lmmfao
why i give you my dead right arm if you promise not to make me watch it ?
why my dead right arm would make a great back scratcher ?
why all you need to do is spray it with lysol every 5 minutes & it'll be good as almost dead ?
why you wanna do me like that bobble and bring up the dead arm talk KNOWING it kills me softly every time cause u refer to it like it's really DEAD
why you got me picturing a lil 99lb woman draggin' her dead arm and ploppin it on counters everywhere she go
why i keep thinking bout ole boy in one of them scary movies with that lil nub for a hand i am sure you have seent it b4
why imma still make you cop that episode
why imma still make you cop that episode
^^^^
NIGGA IS YOU SICK ???
why you gonna do your clone like that ?
why i'mma make you cop every episode penny is doing the mae west in ?
why i'mma tape your eyes open ?
why i'mma ask if you ever seen that movie "the dark crystal" ?
why the cat got bahama tongue?
why you can't die yet snow...need you to add me to ur will 1st...know u don't have much time left
why am about to murk some frosted flakes?
why I been running to the window like a fucking dog everytime I hear a car thinking its the UPS man with my G1?
why i'mma make you cop every episode penny is doing the mae west in ?
why i'mma tape your eyes open ?
SHOOT ME NOW!! i just gotta say i hate it when her lil one side ponytail ass say HEY BIG BOYughhhhh and put her hand on her hip i turns the fucking channel on that shit
dame frosted flakes suck and i ain't leaving you nada, well i take that back imma leave you that necklace i got offa the titanic...
bobble why imma have to googgle dark crystal never seent it
why i'mma say nevermind then cause you never seeing it defeats the purpose of me bringing it up !
why all this going to the hosptial is making a nigga feel old like they bout to tell me i have arthritis & then it's gonna spark punk ass's interest & he's gonna be sending me e-mails talking bout "let me take you pigeon feeding in the park" ?
why i ain't ready for all that ?
why he really gon get french with it and ask you to go with him to luby's for old ppl sdiscount day after the safe secure pigeon feeding date
lol why that or denny's ?
why yall gon go hovaround shopping together?
lol or play bumper hovarounds
why he gon get yall boff matching med alert bracelets.....
LMAO !!! <<<< i wish i can make that font bigger lol
why we gonna have his & hers walkers & his gonna say "i'm with granny" & mine gonna say "i'm with dummy" ?
why he gonna hook me up with an endless supply of gray lace fronts ?
why he stock me up on some poly grip ?
why Dame got me LOL'n!!
why we gonna have his & hers walkers & his gonna say "i'm with granny" & mine gonna say "i'm with dummy" ?
why i am DONE!!
well....
why you and P gon be throwing parties invite ppl yall age but only ppl 70 and up gon show up, eat and got to sleep and have yall house smelling like moth balls and fritos
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