As you know, we here @ 2DB like to let you guys in on our thoughts as much as possible, we want yall to see, hear, and think what we think. Our thoughts today fell on the old school divas, Chaka, Aretha, Diana, Tina, and how they are still relevant (somewhat) even today, years after they was in the top spot, then our thoughts drifted to todays divas, Beyonce (aka Sasha *rolls eyes*) Ashanti, J-Hud, Alicia, and if they would be as ummm interesting, and comical (yeah i said it) as the divas of yesterday are. Here is our take, on what we think the divas of today, will be like when they are the Divas of yesterday....
Beyonce-30 yrs from now she will be damn near 60, but she gon be telling us she only 50, still on tour and having the nerve to sell tickets to her shows for 300.00 and up. Still dancing like it ain't shit when she KNOW her bones is aching. She so diva-ish now, she prolly just gon be like Tina Turner, move overseas and get an accent.....Oh, and just for added bouns, lol her sister Solange, gon be touring lil smokey ass hall in the wall clubs as a Beyonce impersonator....
Jennifer Hudson-I know all of us can already foresee she gon be another Aretha with them flapjacks hanging in them low cut dresses STILL wearing em STILL thinking she fine and STILL singing her ass off. But the public ain't gon be able to notice or enjoy it cause she gon be 60 with 60 inch top to bottom flappers hanging out.....
Mariah Carey - MC gone be 150 still wearing dasiy dukes and orthopedic christian louboutin platforms. She ain't gone have no teeth in her mouth but still thinks she can blow, singing at the elderly home with nothing but gums showing spitting out her green jello at people in the front row. She will also be trying to mack to the head orderly.
Fantasia- Married to Young Dro, both their fame and success dead and gone, he a mechanic, and she do lil guest appearances every now n then on VH1 where are they now, i love (insert decade here) show making us all depressed and sad like JJ Fad did on that recent 100 greatest hip hop songs show cause she a check n clerk @ a hotel or a greeter @ wal-mart or some shit....
Tell us what you think?
7 comments:
Hey Crissy Snow. You like money like I do. How do you gather yours?
thee fluck?
de fuck is that bammy?
chrissy i know you cant watch youtube at your register but when the rest of yall get a chance watch when scarlet takes a tumble.i have so many concerns about this its not even funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPsNi1k8Df4
Hey Crissy Snow. You like money like I do. How do you gather yours?
^^^DUH she works at jazzy t's making it roll loke some 24's
its a family business cause her mama the dj but she plays too much gangsta rap.they would fire her but she so good at security it evens out
its a family business cause her mama the dj but she plays too much gangsta rap.they would fire her but she so good at security it evens out
^^^^^ u can't come @ me unprepared nodays lmmfao i wasn't ready fa that shit
Gather? Da fuck? Okay why he sound like you gathering tokens at Chuck E Cheese? Or gathering nuts like a chipmunk?
Okay I'm step off ole dude cause he probably "gathering" his geritol so he can remember what to say next.. *smh*
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