Bahama's Why's
Why I want yall to riddle me this?
Why I look HELLA CUTE today!!!
Why everyone @ work is making amazement that I'm in a skirt, like I'm not a girl or something?
Why my cocky factor is up like 50 notches? (hiya notchess)
Why I miss cutting up with everyone and not working?
Why I know after I said not too, yall still having fun without me?
Why'd I watch real housewives of ATL and I am thoroughly disappointed??
Chrissy's Why's
Why i forgot to cop that show bammy, and i saw the preview and was like that one lady don't even fit in with her ghetto ass
Why i am sick to death of sneezing and blowing my nose
Why i told hubby i was gon be a bumble bee for halloween after i saw this cute lil costume
Why he tell me all i needed was to paint some black stripes across my body and get a jar of honey and i would be good to go
Why my son wanna jump in and say naw daddy she would be winnie the pooh if she had a honey pot
Why i can't stand none of they asses
Why imma say a big ass CONGRATS to MzP, cause she got the job
Why i feel like saying i love all black men, even the ugly ones like Rick Ross and T-Pain...
Why i am a grown ass woman with a nasty ass looking hickey on her neck ughhhh
Why imma die if somebody notice it and say something bout it
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why my why's all run together
why i don't care i ain't fixing em
why yall better drop some mad why's today
why a kit kat for breakfast is not the way to go....
why i'mma send a big ol THANX chrissy's way for my shout out!
why i got so drunk last night off of frozen swirl margaritas
why i was so drunk that i drove to my boo house and passed out in 15 min
why i'm still all happy cuz i gotz the job
why i gotta do work today here at this hell hole
why i'm listenin to pandora and they rockin this mornin
why i missed the debate last night
why i don't think i missed anything special
why i think mccain should just drop dead now and sarah palin take her "doncha kno" ass back to alaska w joe sixpack
why i totally forgot it was why wed til i checked my google reader
why i thought chrissy said she had a kitty kat for breakfast
Why its only 3 why’s goin on up in here?
Why I don’t have much too why about myself?
Why my Daddy was up at the crack of dawn, showering and getting dressed for a date?
Why I ask him where he was goin and he say taking a beautiful ol lady out?
Why I just walk away from him after he said that?
Why he cook these ribs the other day that I’m still thinkin about??
Why I want him to have me a hot pan of ribs waiting for me everyday when I get off from work?
Why do I expect him to have my dinner AT LEAST in the oven when I get home from work??
Why I tell him that all the time, and he does it too?
Why he get mad if I leave out before its done?
Why I b thinking he gon give me that “I’ve been slaving over the hot stove” speech every time I’m about to leave?
Why bosslady so upset cuz I ain’t been talking to her??
Why all I hear all day is hhhhuuuuuuufffffffff & ppppuuuuuuffffff all day?
Why is the sh*t funny cuz I kno she want somebody to talk to her?
Why she talk to the other gurl now since I don’t say too much too her nowadays?
Why I get the daily scoop from the gurl when bosslady leaves for the day?
Why that sh*t be so funny??
Why bumknee and crack still actin up?
Why I’m over all of they crazy a**’s??
Why I had to stop talking to bosslady to maintain my sanity??
The end….
why them ribs mzp talkin bout got me salivatin over here
why i i dont even know if salivatin is even a word
why i really want some of them ribs
why i been on a mini diet
why i think i may have lost 10lbs
why i made 2 personal pizzas last nite
why my son ate both of em
why he only gave me the crust
why thats all i had for dinner
why mzp treat her daddy like he sanford and she lamont
why i wanna know da hell kinda date my future man going on so early in the morning
why he bet not have had them sexy ass legs exposed
why chay think i eat cat boxes lmao i said a KIT KAT the candy bar
why i am hongreeeeee as all get out
why thats all i had for dinner
^^^^why i am dead....lmmfao
Why I’m LOL! @ Chay & Chrissy’s why’s?
Why Chay don’t kno that I’ve been salivatin over them ribs ever since I had them?
Why I’m happy for Chay son cuz he had more that one pc of chicken?
Why Chay son so cute, I may have to buy him too?
Why my Daddy had on some sexy jeans that, IMO were too tight for him?
Why I bussed out laughin and ask him where he was goin in them jeans?
Why I’mma see if he crippled when I get off, then I’ll kno what he did on his date?
Why I’m listenin to Floetry “its getting late”?
Why I told my boo that the other night, and he said I’m not goin anywhere?
Why I had to sneak him out at 5 am b4 my Daddy gets up?
Why I think my Daddy was up anyway?
Why I think my Daddy woke up bc my stupid bf wanna open his Sprite while I’m tryna sneak him out?
Why I almost cussed him out for that sh*t, but remembered we’ve been all loving to each other eva since I put on my performance?
Why he don’t kno that I’m a pro at this sneakin out sh*t?
Why I wanted to tell him that shit so bad but thought not to ruin a good night/mornin?
Why I told him I wanted to keep my bed, once we moved into our house, for the guest room?
Why he told me nah we can’t keep the bed bc it got other niggas secretions on it??
Why I wanted to slap him for that?
Why I say well we can get new mattresses, and he agreed?
Why he think I just got all this old nut on my mattress n shit like I just was telling random dudes come nut on my bed?
Why I’mma need for my aunt dot to show up??
Why I think my Daddy woke up bc my stupid bf wanna open his Sprite while I’m tryna sneak him out?
^^^^^lmmfao
why i am pituring boff yall assess walking all quiet cross the floor and bam ya man open that damn sprite all loud and shit drinkint it all thirsty like and you like nigga stfu with all that noise fo' daddy hear you but daddy up laughing @ boff yall simple asses cause he been up and peeped game
why imma ask mzp how her man like sleeping in her bed
why i bet yall effed and then got some good ass sleep cause you wasn't on top his ass or him on top of you
why i bet ya b/f ain't know how to act in that big ass queen bed, he was prolly sleeping all wild n shit...
why me and odara got an blogging mixtape coming out?
why chrissy think im young?
why do i say "fuego" on every song now cause of t-pain?
why do i say "jojo i........LOOOOOVE UUUUUUU" on every song now cause of k-ci?
why am i JUST NOW joining twitter?
why i don't think, i know shep age will equal fifteen if you add my 2 kids ages together
why shep got a secret admirer on twitter
why imma tell him that's what his ass get for looking like a pretty boy fake ass willie boy
LMFAO!!!!
Why all I heard was PSSSSSSSS ya’ll kno the noise, when u open a fresh soda?
Why I kno my Daddy was up too!?..lol
Why when he got over my house he immegiately start takin his clothes off to get in the bed??
Why he stretch out across the bed like he was layin in a bed of feathers?
Why we did get it on ALL OVER my bed and passed out?
Why I woke up and was watchin him sleep?
Why he was so peaceful layin there?
Why I kno that was the best sleep he got in a long time?
Why he like we gon get the biggest bed there is when we move?
why i don't really have any whys?
why i also don't have much time either??
why that's all i got?
why i'm going to go eat my fruit cup now..
Why I woke up and was watchin him sleep?
Why he was so peaceful layin there?
^^^^^lmmfao why my girl got fatal attraction tendancies....
Why I gotta pee and I juss got to work?
Why I hate going to the bathroom because other bishes be so damn nsaty?
Why them bishes be pissin on the toilet like they JUSS grew a penis and don't know how to aim it?
Why I'mma sit on this pee till my stomach get real tight?
Why I'mmma have to wear depends when I get older because I always hold me pee at work?
Why I got in a fight with Tom over sex?
Why his ass on punishment AGAIN?
Why this fool tell me to do something 'special?'
Why I leave him in the middle of the bed with my TRident gum on his dick?
Why I thought that was as special as shit was going to get?
why i wanna know what de fuck could he ask yo freak nasty ass to do that was special that yo ex pop that pussy luke dancer ass ain't already done...
why i bet he prolly asked some freak shit like tangy i need you to get an old lady to come sit in that chair and nit a doilee (sp) and you gotta try to suck my D till i cum before she done knitting it....
why that is bout as freaky as tangy can get cause that heffa done it all, seent it all, heard it all, tasted it all, felt it all, smelt it all, used it all, taped it all.....
Why I can't even front, Chrissy..I have seen and done it all, LMAO?
Why he was wanting me to do some extra shit with my tongue and I was tired as hell?
Why he talking about spell my name on his dick with my tongue?
Why I spelt, "Fuck You Pay ME!" And got hell up?
Why I almost decided to stick the gum in his coarse ass pubes, but I remembered we ain't have no peanut butter?
why i wanna ask ya b/f has he ever had any body freakier
why i bet he gon say hell naw
why niggas be wanting us to do the DUMBEST shit when we tired then get pissed when we don't
why i wouldn't have spelled shit on that my man's piece idda slapped that shit out my face and went to sleep....
Why I almost decided to stick the gum in his coarse ass pubes, but I remembered we ain't have no peanut butter?
^^^^why i had to re-read that to get the full effect of tangy and her mans nastiness...
why that statement further proves i will NEVER eat SHIT @ yall house...
Why he wouldn't have been able to get the gum out his pubes bc peanut helps it come out?
Why we got in another fight this morning bc this fool won't fold up wire hangers before throwing them in my trash can?
Why he throw a hissy fit about me telling him what to do?
Why I cuss him the fuck out and tell him to take them shotty ass wire hangars back to OWN gotdamn house?
Why he send me a text 30 minutes later talking about he don't wanna fight, I'm his best friend?
WHy I promptly delete that hoe, and won't be taking his calls today?
Why I dare him to come to my house?
Why I'mma look at him like he crazy?
Why Timmy gone be the only person happy to see him ass?
Why I cuss him the fuck out and tell him to take them shotty ass wire hangars back to OWN gotdamn house?
^^^^^ why you mofo mommy dearest with the damn hangers tangela....ole french ass
Why ION't know what I don't like'em, I juss don't?
Why they be so flimsy and it annoys me?
Why they just look tacky?
why all i own is wire hangers
why i kept all the ones i get from the cleaners
why i have like a million now
Why chay's hangers must better than my boo's cause his be all distorted and loose?
Why I hate the color of them?
WHy I realy dont know why I hate hangers?
Why I didn't go running this morning, but instead cleaned?
Why when I took my garbage out, a homeless was ripping into my neighbor's garbage like a filthy ass racoon?
Why I tell him to 'Skat?'
Why I felt bad afterwards?
Why I stopped feeling bad because his ass had her garbage spilt all in the alley way?
Why would you go threw someone's trash?
Why I just found hella people from my high school and that took up most of my morning?
Why do ya'll know I missed each and every one of ya!
Why my coworker trying to stop smoking weed and I just sent her a picture of a big blunt via email?
Why I can hear her now sighing loudly?
Why I'mma tell her to let that ish go and just get a sack and quit playin?
Why was my Togo's sammich so good?
Why the boy behind the counter looked 10?
Why I fell asleep during the debate last night..
Why McCain move like Frankenstein?
Why I can't picture him having sex?
Why if they say he can't move his arms and fingers does he manage to always have his draws pulled up so high?
Why if my balls was that snug to my body I would be pissy mean ass ol man too?
^^ROFL!!
Why he looked like his head was gonna bust cause that collar was too tight?
Why I don't wanna imagine him having sex?
Why there ain't enough viagra in the world to make an asshole erect?
Why I just thought that was hella funny?
Why I tell him to 'Skat?'<---why im dead offa that
Why was today's why so wack?
Why I been feeling so argumentative?
Why bitches be attributing mental disorders to their unruly ass kids?
Why they attribute all the bad-ass-ism, unruly-ism, can't-be-still-ism, won't-pay-attention-ism to biological disorders?
Why won't the doctors tell them parents its called do-you-job-ism?
Why I can't stand adults who attribute their short comings to this mess?
Why I was rolling my eyes?
WHy I'm so gassy today?
Why I juss let out a fart that's been sitting on my stomach for like 3 hours and it smelt like grim death of an Indian asshole with a slow leak?
Why my face was frowning up as I typed that?
Why I can't juss go take a dump?
Why I'm so irritable?
Why Im the only black person for miles in all my meetings the last two days.
Why Im unhappy and for no apparent reason?
Why I want T.I. so bad.
It would be cool if yall did a project like you ask random people this on the street make a video, the hotness.
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