Watch Ya Mouth....

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Bammy and i have been slacking big time, yall gon forgive us tho right? She been working and i just ain't got no ideas, lol but imma hit yall with this here post today and yup you guessed it, its about my husband. He stay doing shit that makes me wanna call a divorce lawyer asap, but then i think damn, if i do that who gon pay for it, anyway here is my issue, his mouth, he says shit that is just STOOPID as hell, and i gotta tell him all the time idiot don't say that shit to me, or never ask a woman this, or you can't say this to a woman, this weekend i made the comment that i need to watch my damn weight cause my ass is getting bigger and bigger and bigger, lol DIS NIGGA gon agree, he said yeah we gon start watching what we eat round here.

I had to check his ass yall, i was like look dumb ass i can say all day long i am fat, or i need to get into shape, but YOU can't say it, you supposed to keep all comments like that to ya'self.....that whole convo is the reason for this post, i wanna help my husband, and all the fellow men of the world out there, a list, of things you should NEVER say to a woman, ask a woman, EVER......

*Da hell you to do to your hair.......

*I ain't mean it when i said you was a bad @ it, i was just saying use less teeth that's all

*Da hell is this on my plate, and is it dead?

*Ohhhh baby you feel a lil bit thicker in ya hips

*How old are you anyway

*I can't stand yo' momma

*Matter fact i can't stand none of ya relatives

*Can u just hurry up and cum already, you gon make me miss the rest of the game tryna to make love

*Ya girl is fine than a muthafucka u know that right

*Are u gon wear that outside

*HELL YEAH i'd sleep with allllll yo' girls if i knew i wasn't gon get caught...

Fellas, please, do all women a favor, STFU and look sessay, thats really all we need you to do....