Chrissy's Why's
*Why bammy wanna vacation and leave me alone
*Why i can't wait till it's my vacay time
*Why i bet bammy will do a better job of holding yall down tho
*Why MN had some drama fa that ass yesterday
*Why i loved that shit
*Why i have no change for my morning coke so i gotta go bat my pretty eyes @ one of these dudes to get me one
*Why my fav soda getting technician out of town his azz would get me a coke
*Why diddy so dramatical
*Why Ron Mexico need to come throo our blog so we can why bout MTB4
*Why Shep betta STFU
*Why i am all why'd out...
*Why imma drop just a few mo tho
*Why my daughter changed her mind bout her costume and i must say she came up with some clever shit
*Why she talked her lil brother into being freddy kruger, and she gon be the dead cheerleader he killed
*Why that was really my last damn why.....fa now
46 comments:
Why me and Timmy chillin on the couch eatin' ice cream instead of running outside?
Why I hate running outside in the cold?
Why the cold air be burning nostrils and Timmy's balls?
Why you wondering how I know his balls be burning for the cold?
Why you ask, because he be stopping to breathe that hott dog bref on them jokers?
Why I have to remember to let the garage door up before I turn on the car to warm it up?
Why one day I'mma forget and accidentally kill myself?
Why Timmy is the sole benefactor of my will?
Why all he gone get is my down comforter, my jewelry, and some shoes?
why has it been so long since I posted why's?
why aint nobody ever hit me up like I asked yall to?
why am I like super annoyed @ work?
why am I about to go to the store and get a pint of bacardi and some juice so I can forget about these piece of shit ass people here?
why yall think I'm playing too?
why people also think I'm playing when I say imma dress my 3 month old son up as a chicken nugget for halloween?
why am I walkin out the door right now to get my bottle?!?
HA!
why dame is my kinda dude damn it save me some...
why imma ask tangela de FUCK timmy gon do with some knock off jimmy choos and easy spirits
why imma ask her again what de FUCKtimmy gon do with a bunch of soap opera costume jeweles, pawn that shit to get doggie treats
why i bet tangy feeding timmy off the same spoon she eating off of with that ice cream
why i DIED when tangy said she gon fuck round and forget to open her garage one day
why i hope her ass REMEMBER cause i ain't watching yo cold case file episode
Why ain't nobody in here WHY'in on the DAY i decide to make my return!
why it feel like its been forver?
why i'm just gonna why all damn day?
why chrissy stole my "E-Man"???
why he threw me away & said I was "E-Trash"???
why i ain't said nothing on the secret society because i'm scared they might e-jump me?
why tangela tryna commit suicide in her garage???
why i almost did the same shit?
why i'm gonna rejoin the UB so I can get another glimpse @ that dudes FAKE d!ck???
why i prolly can just google that sh*t...cause thats prolly where he found the pic???
why i brought that up?
why i want some skittles?
why diddy ass kicking them trannies to the curb?
why diddy said he didn't like aubrey being raunchy?
why he tryna hold back her personality?
why d.woods gave that fake ass speech after he fired her?
why i would've jumped on his back & lost my religion if he fired me?
why a trip to jail would've been well worth it?
why i'm gonna come back in like 10 minutes to why some more?
why chrissy stole my "E-Man"???
^^^^why imma make it a point right now to stop being such a cyber flirt whore cause i stay stealing cyber dudes from my cyber girls and i really don't mean to
why if this was real life idda had my ass beat 37 times by now all the e-whoring i do
why i have no clue who i stiole from Odara tho, it's either Mack or Ron, and if it is Ron, imma ask Odara in my nice pleasant, inside library voice, can we please please please share him, please....
why if tangy and Odara commit suicide imma have to do a double funeral and tote timmy round with me
LMAO!!!!
why it wasn't ron chrissy it was mack?
why ron hate my ass though?
why he cussed me out?
why i'm tearing up a lil bit right now?
why my new e-boyfriend gonna be white next time???
why i'm giving up on all the e-niggas?
why i put some nair under my arms & almost DIED???
why when the directions say don't use it in the same spot more than once...they MEAN it?
why i wish i could follow directions...why my underarm was burning when i put on my deodarant???
why i want chrissy to sing @ me & tangy's funeral?
why chrissy better not show up with my ex e-boyfriends on her arms?
Why Odara's armpits burning like she has the clap?
Why she couldn't just shave or wax?
Why she gone have bald marks in her under arm?
Why she accidentally get some in her eyebrows and now she look like Soulja Boy?
why i forgot the final for making the band came on last night?
why i was watching the real housewives of atlanta?
why i wish it was the weekend already damn?
why i wish i had money to waste like the women on real housewives of atlanta?
why i cant think of any more whys?
why i ain't even know mack was yours odara imma step off cause imma try and spit my game @ ron
why that damn nair make you wanna kill a nigga
why i am shocked Odara ain't got a hole under her arms where she put that acidic shit
why imma sing @ yall double suicidal funerals
why imma sing fiar eastside like them boys did in lean on me
why i don't give a damn if it ain't a funeral song imma sing it
why imma have timmy put to sleep, and stuffed so he can be buried with his momma
why imma come to the funeral all by my lonesome but leave in the hearse limo with all the cyber dudes
why imma have a strech hummer limo tho with a pole in it so i can give em a show
why yall asses ain't even gon be in the ground good before i start to kick it and celebrate
why imma pour out a lil liqour for yall tho
why shep gon be the dj
why shep gon wanna sing allllllll the damn songs @ the funeral
why he gon be singing like it producers and shit in the audience and he @ a showcase instead of a funeral
why imma make ppl pay a 10 cover charge @ the door
why imma get @ grey goose bout them atlanta ho's
why i was shocked that the wwhite girl spent 18g's on a party
why it looked more like an 18 dollar party to me
why i wish i would spend more than 50.00 on my kids b-day parties
damn! why i missed MTB last night??
why it was cuz I was sleep by 9 pm.??
why i'm so sick of this job??
why i don't think it needs to be said no more??
why i'mma take my nephew Bailey Shitzu Miller out this weekend?
why I died when Tangi said Timmy b blowing his hot breat hon his balls cuz he be cold?
why i'm glad my boo decided to go as freddy instead of Ne-Yo??
why I'm still thinkin of that pic 504 showed me yesterday?
why Ne-Yo wanna slap Young Berg now too?
why I would really die if he did that sh*t??
why i want young Berg to just retire if Ne-Yo faggetyraggety a** slap him??
faggetyraggety
^^^^why that word makes me laugh bout as hard as james saying NIGGA IS YOU SICK on goodtimes
why ya boo came to me last night, got in my lap and said mommy, imma be a killer for halloween, i was like what lil daddy.....
why i was like lawd am i raising a serial killer
why i can't wait for halloween now cause we entering all kinda contests with that idea my daughter came up with....
faggetyraggety
^^^^why that word makes me laugh bout as hard as james saying NIGGA IS YOU SICK on goodtimes
why ya boo came to me last night, got in my lap and said mommy, imma be a killer for halloween, i was like what lil daddy.....
why i was like lawd am i raising a serial killer
why i can't wait for halloween now cause we entering all kinda contests with that idea my daughter came up with....
why if i catch chrissy flirting with a dude thats NOT her husband im blocking cause that aint right?
why none of yall ever come by the blog and say whats up?
why nobody watch heroes but me?
why my neighbors tried to get me drunk on a tuesday like aint no work today?
why its only a matter of time till me and odara start battling again?
why lil mamas daughter STAY doing expensive school activities that require uniforms and accessories?
why i just wanna tell her stop wanting so much in life?
why im wrong for that?
why she got her expensive soccer uniform and cleats anyway?
why oh why?
why yo ass a hater nodays
why i stopped throo yo spot on a regular nigga you just post every third quarter or some shit
why somebody watch heroes but i can't remember who
why imma remember for my homie nodays tho so him and that other heroe watcher can talk bout that lame ass show
why i think it's mzp that watch it?
why i'm LOL @ all yall?
why i'm gonna read the nair ingredients when i get home?
why it said it was for sensitive skin?
chrissy why mack wasn't really my e-man but he thought he was?
why if you sing "fair eastside" i'm gonna raise my hand out the casket & start waving to the beat?
@ mzpurp why young berg going after r&b dudes?
why i think ne-yo would win though?
why tangy compare me to soulja boy?
why my underarms still tender though?
why i don't get why diddy wants to make dawn solo?
why she had that purple hairy hair piece on?
why imma give nodays some adivce and tell him to enroll his step-kids in free community made for broke ass inner city parents like myself ass activites
why my son bout to play basketball for free with some church league ask me if i care tho cause it's free
why my oldest is in student council, step team (po thang has NO rhythm) and some science club all FOR FREE
why i don't do that french bullshit that requires money, clets, uniforms.....
why i do watch Hereos nO??
but why I was only into the first epi this season??
why i watched part of it on monday but didn't watch the whole epi??
why i'mma have to go online and re-cop it??
why that didn't help much??
why i want nO to take the pic of Sisqo down?
why you can be anybody in the whole wide world but you wanna be Sisqo??
why i think you maybe goin aroun sniffin people funky thong strings? LMAO!
why nO a fool talkin bout his step-daughter??
why I'm being watched right now as we speak?
why bosslady fakin like she typin on her calculator but watching me type this at the same time?
why me and my boo been beefing these past couple days??
why we ain't been talking?
why he call me this mornin talkin bout he taking me to the movies tonight like ain't nothing happend?
why its cool cuz i'm gon go off on his ass tonight, but after the movie?
why she had that purple hairy hair piece on
^^^^is t hat what that was Odara?
it looked like a fuzzy grasshopper in her head
why nodaysoff be doing drive by comments?
why i'm bout to go to his site & eff wit him?
why its been like ages since he posted though?
why i can't talk cause i post like every third of Novembuary???
why i think i might need to call 911 cause i prolly got third degree underarm burns??
why i tear up everytime some air hit my arm?
@chrissy why shep prolly gonna do some cooley high harmony type shit @ me & tangys funeral?
Why I wanna kno what month is Novembuary is??
why these old bats in this office be killing me??
why i said I wasn't goin to talk about these crazy ass people in this office no more?
why my sister email me this mornin talkin bout hi **insert real name** but had (my sister) in parenthesis??
why i wanna kno whats wrong w her?
why i'm so sleepy and i went to bed early??
why MN isn't as entertaining as it was yesterday?
why i was so focused on work yesterday, but not today?
why i need to get re-focused cuz i think i'm bein watched by the HWIC?
why odara be straight killin me with her why's
why i wanna know when novembuary is
why i am lmmfao @ odaras armpits i wish you had of contacted me first cause i could have warned you bout that nair
why i just knew i was gon have to get skin graphs after i used it on my thighs a few yrs back
why you right Odara shep and mack gon do a medley of kieht sweat, jodeci and cooley high harmony type ass songs
why ain't nobody even checking for they ass like that tho
why they ain't gon care they just gon keep on singing talking bout MAMA I WANNA SING ....
why i tried to go to odara site but she was posting about can i come up with a name for some unknown singing group?
why i said hell to the naw and logged off?
why even i dont know why im sisqo?
why my step is doing student council and lil mama almost broke her back leaning over designing posters all night?
why her kids is all french and signing up for a bunch of stuff trying to have 45 pictures in the yearbook?
why i only had 1 pic in my yearbook cause my family never encouraged me to do shit cause they wasnt finna buy no uniforms and $200 clarinets?
why im lying? besides my student picture i also was voted most likely to unleash the dragon?
why purp need to get back on the heroes wagon cause i have plenty concerns?
LMAO!!!
why i'm gonna sit up in the casket just to see which one of them pass out like jojo?
why i totally understand @ mzpurp about the crazy as folks on the job?
why my coworker be inteferring with my lunch break?
why i'm not suppose to leave until she comes back but why i be leaving anyway?
why i'm gonna choke da shit out her ass?
why i ain't even hungry but if this bish comes back 1 min late...i'm going off?
why i bet they still talking about odaras wrinkled azz sweater behind her back?
why i wish nodaysoff had've listened to them songs??
why is was me & my group memmbers song?
why i though i was being clever & shit?
why nodays don't know i'm odeezy "the off beat heat"???
Why i wish a real chance at love came on this week instead of charm school?
why real housewives of atlanta is my new favorite show?
why them hoes make me sick?
Why i lost one of my contacts this morning?
why im blind in the left eye?
why i cant wait to get off so I can go get some more?
why i make a box of contacts last for about six months?
why i think i got an eye infection?
why i almost called in with the pink eye like im in elementary school?
^^^^
why real housewives of atlanta is my new favorite show?
why them hoes make me sick
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why them hoes make me sick too?
why i'm from atlanta & didn't know bishes had it like that?
why i'm gonna go stalk they men & ask if they got brothers?
why the white girls boyfriend bought her ass a car?
why i teared up a little bit & started having fairytale dreams?
"why the white girls boyfriend bought her ass a car?"
why her wanna be black self wrote a ckeck for the truck?
why im hating cause i cant even write a check for my car note?
why a cant wait for the classic?
why imma ball out like I went to A&M or State?
why i make a box of contacts last for about six months?
why i think i got an eye infection?
why i almost called in with the pink eye like im in elementary school?
^^^^^jus tSTOP lmgdao
why i am glad i got two buddies to cop that housewife show with
why that white girl extensions are horrible
why nene need a tit job
why sharae makes me ill the most
why deshawn don't need no gotdamn staff her ass don't do shit to require one
why the only lady i like on this show is the real estate agent chick married to the ball player....
why i ain't wear no draws today?
why I juss take a crap on the job?
why i feel like I should shower, 'cept I ain't at home?
why I shouldn't have had ice cream for breakfast?
why it taste so good going down, but feel so fiery coming out?
why I want some chinese food?
why I want some egg rolls dipped in duck sauce?
why I want some sushi too?
why I'm addicted to wasabi?
why i wanna get high just once in my life so i can know what the hell ya'll be talking about?
why is the dude on the left of me telling a long azz story to the people on the right of me and im caught in the womp crossfire as an innocent bystander?
since when does odara have a group?
why its the same people she used to be in the glee club with in high school?
why i can picture her singing COLD SWEAT YOUR LOVE HAS GOT ME IN A COLD SWEAT
why she gets a solo and sings the part that says I WAS WRONG TO LET YOU GOOOOOOO
why they prolly a broke azz destinys child and odaras kelly?
"why nene need a tit job"
why i read somewhere that she used to strip?
why i think that was her tit job?
why i hate the way she pronounces her name?
why deshawn's kids be runnin all ova the place?
why you can tell she was shamed when they showed her kids not minding her?
why she just need to beat their tails and she wont need a household staff?
why people wake up everyday fix breakfast, iron clothes, and get their kids off to school all alone?
why i forgot to say sheree? I hate the way she pronounces her name.
why nodays killing me with them whys?
why did I just stumble across this blog?
why am I sitting @ work trying to find other things to do than really do work?
why do they expect me to actually do work for my paycheck?
why haven't I won the lottery yet?
why all these people got e-boyfriends and e-girlfriends and I cant keep a pen pal?
why do I want a pen pal when I dont even respond to my own Momma's emails?
why do I start thinking about what Imma do for the weekend, and today is only Wednesday?
why am I even typing right now, instead of dialing peeps trying and trying to get the hook up for the weekend?
why is no one answering their phones?
why am I not suprised cause people still at work?
^^^^LMAO @ ALL YALL!!!
WHY I WAS MAD WHEN I SAW THE WHYS POSTED TODAY
WHY I WAS BOUT TO GET AT CHRISSY FOR POSTIN THEM EARLY
WHY IM JUST REALIZIN THT TODAY IS WED
Why I'm late again?
Why ain't nobody set the alarm for Why Wednesday?
Why I need to get on some sort of email list that will remind me of Why Wednesday?
Why ya'll just had me crying laughing at most of the why's above?
Why I'm coming to the double funeral with a two foot long blunt for my homies?
Why I'm not gonna pass it to Chrissy?
Why she gonna stop the funeral mid procession and snatch the blunt and run?
why i put some nair under my arms & almost DIED???<--why im dead offa that
why i aint never had no problem wit nair
why my body hair like fuckin brillo pads and shit, so the hair just melt away
why i bet all yall folks on mn
why everytime i go on mn i get so overwhelmed tryna keep up
Why is Nair only for cleaning chicken feathers off the breast meat?
Why I'm praying Odeezy don't need underarm surgery?
Why a flashlight kept coming on over my head?
Why I thought my job was trying to take secret pictures of me on the internet?
Why it was just a bulb out?
Why my paranoid ass need to stop smoking weed AGAIN!
Why I'm going to get Tangy smoked just one good time so Timmy will actually talk to her?
Why I just figured out Timmy was a dog and not her man?
Why isn't this day over yet?
why are my why's not posted chrissy?
why i'm kinda hurt?
why i'm just playing my why's weren't no where near important.
why i been up since damn 8 and been on the go since?
why i'm mad yall be having so much fun without me?
why i love seeing new folks on the blog?
why i spent like 400 bones on the car today?
why i'm pissed cuz that coulda been some new dresses money??
why i want to punch the car in it's right engine butt hole?
why i hate cars?
why didnt i see my shout out YESTERDAY?
why you want ME to shut up?
WHY you worried bout ron!?
why am i lmao @ that ^^^
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