The title of this post explains it all, but just in case somma the readers are as ditzy as the writers of this blog, lol imma break it down for you. Celeb Halloween costumes, what our fav celebs need to dress as for October 31st...
Mark Anthony-He got a few choices, a raccoon, the crypt keeper, or he could go as skeletor and Jennifer could be Sheera....
Kanye West-throw a diaper on that nigga and give him a bottle, so he can go as what he always act like, A BIG ASS BABY....
Lil Kim-a cat, or Latoya Jakson, DUH!
David Banner- can just show up on my doorstep naked and imma give him MY candy
Diddy-Umm lets see, a roll of toilet paper cause he is an asswipe, or a beaver with them big ass teeth and his never closing mouth
T.I.-really don't matter what he dress up as, s'long as he dresses up, seeing as Halloween 2009 he gon be washing some Deeboe'd niggas drawz in exchange for a cup o noodles
T-Pain-predator cause that is what he looks like to me, tha monster in predator
Jermaine Dupri-man, another star with plenty of options, he could be one of them lil midgets from the Wizard of Oz talking bout he represents the lollipop guild, or he could do like an ode to the Jackson family, and dress up as Michael when he was 5, since he already the height of a 5 yr old, and Janet could dress up as Mike, circa 1992 cause she kinda looks like he did back then...
Cee-Lo-an oompa loompa
Lil Wayne-a bottle of syrup
Andre 3000-**sidenote** does anybody have a hard time referring to Andre 3000, or Andre Benjamin as those names, i still call that nigga Dre from Outkast, and he always gon be Dre from Outkast to me damn Andre 3000, man please..... Anyway, DRE got enough of them messed up clothes in his closet to go as either a runaway slave, huck finn, tom sawyer, or a background dancer for Parliament funkadelic and dem....
Yall Turn, what yall think the celebs need to dress up as for Halloween this year....
12 comments:
solange going as the married bey & kelly going as the single bey
kim k going as the virgin mary
vivica fox going as a mannequin cause he face won't move
michael wacko going as the character in powder or a mime
suge knight going as deebo cause he got knock the fuck out
flav going as spike from the gremlins, just needs to take off all his accesories & that's it
john legend going as stoney jackson cause only he can rock some booty hugger like my sweety stoney !!
tiz it for now
504 has spoken
LMAO john ledgend would make a good ass stoney
kim k need to go as a muthafucking waste of time tho
mary j blige gon go as happy cause she never is
kci and jojo gon go as a nurse and a narcaleptic patient, guess which is which tho lmao
ginuwine gon go as usher, usher gon go as chris brown and chris brown gon go as himself cause he hot and them other niggas ain't...
bobby brown going as whitney so he can get some real attention
snoop going as bootsy collins for obvious reasons
bow wow going as lil romeo
da brat going as busta rhymes
trina going as foxy inga
khia going as mr. clean
to be continued
snoop going as bootsy collins for obvious reasons
^^^^^GET OUT!!
kim porter going as cassie so she can get diddy attention
^^^^ lol no you GET OUT !!
busta rhymes can go as barry white with his fat ass
just thought i'd throw that in there for added taste....
50 cent can go dressed as chrissy mama,but he need to paint on more bullet holes
woooooooooow
n0 can go as the letter "H" since he be hating on my clone so much lol
WOOOOOOOOWW, LMAO...too funny!!!
john legend going as stoney jackson cause only he can rock some booty hugger like my sweety stoney !!
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^^ LMFAO!! What you know about Stoney Jackson?? LOL!
Rick Ross can go as Dr Dre from the movie "Who's the man"
Aretha Franklin can go as a maid to Tina Turner (maybe if her fat ass do some work - she could shed some pounds)
N0days can go as Ma Dukes
Bahama can go as a sand castle
And last but not least.. Chrissy and 504 can go as the Double mint twins!
lol raider.....no the question is what YOU know bout my hubby ston-nay !?
@ 504 - 21 Jump Street, The White Shadow (my fav) 227, Trespass, and CB4.. you betta watch out dur now yungsta!! LOL
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