I, Chrissy work in a warehouse, I am upfront in the lobby and most of the techs that work here are gone for iono like 3 4 weeks @ a time so when they come back in the office they come and talk to me, ask me how shit been on the home front blah blah, some of em hit on me others don't, but this one cat, from day one i was like FUCK if i wasn't married, lol but he never looked @ me twice, if i was coming down the corridor and he was behind me i'd look back, he wasn't looking @ my ass, so i was like fuck it he an asshole and date white girls. Today just now, nigga came and asked me for a pen, his voice, SHUT ALL MY CRUSHES THE FUCK OFF, i was like DIS NIGGA sound like Eddie Murphy in Norbit, lmmfatfo.......i was like ummm yeah i will no longer think he sexy @ all....
Yall ever have a crush on someone from afar, or thought a person was attractive, then you got to talk to em, or know em, and all that shit came to a halt? TALK TO US....
13 years ago
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lol why he just came throo here again and i laughed i cannot believe i thought he was sexy i really need some more work to do up here
i used to be kind of an asshole back in the day.i guess aint nobody out there for me cept my lil mama.
1. i was talking to this girl at work that i liked and she farted.she laughed like it was funny.never looked at her the same again
2. i dont need a girl to be a genius or nothing but this 1 time in history (college) the teacher called on this dimepiece i had been scoping out (one eye open still clocking the hoes)this girl stood up and womped for like 10 min about george jefferson this and george jefferson signed that and had no idea why we was cracking up.was weezy on the mayflower? i still wanted to do her but...
LMAO!!!! Nah Crissy if the ninja sounds like eddie murphy...RUN!!! RUN 4 your life...LOL...
I had a crush on these two ninjas in high school & I remember the shit till this DAY!!! One was a pretty boy & the other a Football player.
So pretty boy I thought was just sexy as HELL & I was too damn shy to get close to him so I remember getting a friend to ask him to take a pic with me on the last day of school..(i was in the 9th grade so I thought shit like that was cool) Anyway the ninja agrees & starts approaching me alongside the friend I asked to tell him to come over...Remember I'd NEVER seen this dude up close before...just in pics & in passing in the hallways. So the ninja gets right up on me & is smiling extra hard...so of course I'm young & dumb so I start smiling too & the whole time i'm thinking what the fuck we smiling for...lmao!!! so I get an eye full of dude & there were a couple of things that I was noticing about him that I hadn't before...First of all the ninja was like my height if not shorter & I'm 5'5...so a dude who's 5'5 or below is NOT a good look for me. Then I start looking @ his hair..all the time I was thinking the ninja had waves & up close that shit was far from a damn wave...shit looked like he waved a comb through some old finger waves & slept on it wearing a baseball cap..HAHAHA!!! But the worse of it all was that I couldn't even look his ass in the eyes because one of them was looking kinda sleepy...ninja had a lazy eye!!! I felt so dumb but I had to just go on & take the pic...so I got my friend to take it & didn't say anything but hey & thank you to the guy. My BFF still clowns me about that till this day! It was hilarious that ninja was feeling GOOD too...like "oh hell yeah somebody wanna take a pic with me" bwhahahahah!!!!
ok & the other ninja I was crushing on was a football player I had known him for a min & he was 2yrs ahead of me. But he always thought of me as his lil sis...so he didn't even look @ me in that way...
But here's the funny part...Why before graduation I find out that this ninja got expelled for being involved in a RAPE!!!!
and ironically after high school Pretty Boy aka lazy eye was convicted of MURDER...(no lie) he's in jail right now...
so I guess JEZUZ was looking out for me...LMAO!!!!
Sorry for the essay =)
um? hmm....nope never happened to me...lol all my crushes were cool...lmao
quit lying bammy! LOL =)
LOL deezy...seriously, i thought about it and couldn't think of anyone...
ya'll nuts !!! lmao
well when i was in the 11th grade i believe, there was this cutie who would be by one of my classes & i noticed him eyeing me a few times, so i was kinda crushing til......nigga came by to speak & whatnot, uh why i was convinced they let him off the lil yellow bus too soon....tiz it
Ooh wow... I got one!
I was grown (19) or so and had moved back to the bay area.. so to make a long story short one of my aunt's neighbors came around to introduce himself and I thought to myself.. hmmm mmm mmm lawd all dem musk-els!! He was fine looking like Stoney Jackson.. but as soon as he opened his mouth he sounded like Pee Wee Herman.. I let the fool take me out once, but I got drunk and the whole night he kept trying to talk to me and he said I kept telling him to "Shut the fuck up.. don't say shit! Your voice is annoying!" Well at least that's what he said.. I don't remember it.. BWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!
He was fine looking like Stoney Jackson..
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HAVE MERCY !!!! *FAINTS*
He was fine looking like Stoney Jackson..
^^^^^^
HAVE MERCY !!!! *FAINTS*
LMMFAO...yes chile!!!!
too many times...
*Kali
ummmm Odara imma have to ask you to vacate me and bammy's premises Asap for that story and the fact that boff the dudes turned out to be ax murderers and serial killers......lmao
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