The Randomness

Yea I'm at work today, boo freaking who! Anyway I thought I'd let you guys into my mind and the crazyness randomness that goes on in there.

SEX ......

You ever notice in those movies where the world is suppose to end or there is some massive alien UFO coming, sh!t always goes down in New York? Yea for that reason alone I don't ever wanna live there.

Last day on earth SEX........

I don't know if this is strange or not. But I HATE when someone text's me and words are spelled wrong I mean I know they are probably rushing and it's texting so stuff ain't really gotta be spelled properly but it still IRK's the hell outta me.

Every woman should have at least one gay guy friend. They are thee funniest people in the world.

SEX prefably with a STRAIGHT guy......

You ever been asked this question: Would you rather be rich or famous? I'd pick rich...you can be famous and BROKE as hell! That's not really a good look.

Lupe Fiasco >>>>>>>>>every other rapper out!

SEX with a celebrity.......

GOSLARGER! okay that's an inside joke betwix a few online homies. If you wanna know the story behind it you gone have to drink some Goslarger and call me in the morning.

Drunk Sex........

If you fart underwater does it still smell?

EWW.......

Well that's just a small part of what goes on up there. As you can see it ain't much of nothing. HappY Gobble Day!!!!