Why Wednesday

Wednesday, November 26, 2008




Bammy's Why's


Why I swear men go through menstruation?



Why I work with men that menstruate everyday?



Why are these people actually telling me I gotta work? the nerve!



Why I been on hold on this phone for like 10 minutes and all I hear is heavy breathing?



Why I ain't get that Kanye album yet?



Why I know when Lupe drops his last I'll prolly get it, that meaning I won't go to work?



Why I think they should just call whatever day that is a holiday worldwide?



Why am I serious about that?



Why do I smell good as hell this morning?



Why I can't remember what perfume I picked up though?



Why tomorrow when everyone is watching football and eating turkey and potato salad and stuffing my a$$ is gone be right here pissed the hell off?


Why when yall doing all that I'd appreciate it if you guys think of me? LMAO



Chrissy's Why's



Why i ain't gon be eating shit bammy all my holiday plans got fucked off so don't feel left out



Why imma be drunk from the time i get off today till monday



Why i get so tired of following my heart instead of my fucking head



Why it be so cold when i come into the office that i don't wanna even sit in my leather chair, or answer the cold ass phone



Why these ppl here better see the pisstivity in my face and leave me the fuck alone today



Why i wished i worked where ever it is Mizzy P work (shouts out to her) so i could sit @ my desk and get drunk



Why i am depressed as hell now, and sad, and pissed and just all around hate the world cause i am always getting shitted on.....



Why my why's down n out today lmmfao



Why ppl gon be reading em and be like damn Chrissy de fuck wrong with yo ass...



Why imma stfu now.....

95 comments:

Anonymous said...

why yall betta hit me with some why's

Anonymous said...

Why My Tatt Still Itching?

Why My Co Worker Gone Why Just Because?

Why I Aint At Home Cooking Like I'm Pose To?

Anonymous said...

Why I'm At Work Wit Fake Glasses Trynna Feel Important?

Anonymous said...

Why I'm Bout To Leave My Desk And Walk To Yum Yum's And Get A Iced Carmel Coffee And I Just Got Here?

Anonymous said...

WHY ANON TRIPPING LOL

WHY BOBBLE DE BOBBLE AIN'T WHY'N

WHY I BET HER ASS IS PREPPING HER KITCHEN SO SHE CAN GET HER CHEF BOY R BOBBLE ON

WHY I BET SHE GOT ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR HER TUNA CASSROLE THAT I WILL NEVER EAT EVEN IF SHE FORCED ME TO

WHY I WOULD EAT EVERYTHING ELSE SHE COOKED BUT THAT

WHY I WANNA KNOW IF THAT GUY THAT IS GAY IS CONFUSED AS HELL BAMMY

WHY I HAVE SPOKE ON MY WHYS AND IMMA WHY MY ASS OVER TO SHEPS SEE WHAT THEM FOOLS DOIN

504 said...

why i'mm need bobble to elaborate on her whys or send me an e-mail or something !?

why i got a good time concern ?

why i was just watching the episode about thelma dating phillip michael thomas & he wrote the paper "sexual behavior in the ghetto" ?

why he was 21 & thelma was 16 ?

why flo talking about him being too old but she said "i don't like thelma dating a 21 y/o boy" ?

why thelma said "he's the most wondeful boy i've ever met" ?

why if they calling this nigga a boy, than why he can't date their GIRL ?

why that makes no sense cause that nigga is really a grown ass man & they calling him a boy ?

the end

Anonymous said...

Why I Got A Koo Boss Today???
Why This One Doctor Just Coughed And Didnt Cover Her Nasty Ass Mouth?

Anonymous said...

Why That Same Doctor Be Checkin Her Suga Blood At The Table While Erabody Eattin???

Why She Just A Nasty Ass Doctor Period???

Anonymous said...

why imma send bobble an e-mail explaining to her why i am filing for divorce in 2009 lmao

why i can't stand florida and her backwardz ass bobble she stayed saying shit that didn't make sense

why that episode u described bobble, further proves that thelma was a ho cause she kept a boyfriend that was always older and she stayed getting engaged

why this my concern bobble that episode was on a few nights back where thelma b/f and later fiancee was kinda cute he was older as usal and he wanted to move to cali with thelma tell me why i DIED lmmfao when james said something like AIN'T NO WAY A DAUGHTER OF MINE GON LIVE A LIFE OF STRUGGLING BLAH BLAH i was like DIS NIGGA offering to move to cali and he going to school to fix cars n shit which is more than what i can say for yo ass james what could be worse off than where her ass was eating oatmeal every damn day and shit let her marry that gas pumping nigga and move on....

tis all check for my e-mail bobble it's gon be long

Princess Key said...

Why does my co-worker take a 2hr lunch?

Why do men act like jerks when I wanna be nice?

Why do girls love their men even though they cheat and lie constantly?

Anonymous said...

Why My Hostess Dunkin Stixs That I Picked Up From The 7'11 Last Nite Is Burnt???

ODARA said...

why i'm gonna hold chrissy in prayer all day today???

why i might even ask my ghetto religious evil ass coworker to hold her in prayer too?

why that evil heffa gave me a lil silver angel pendant for my b-day??

why i think she was tryna tell me something indirectly?

why i just finished helping put up the office xmas tree?

why that shit looks like a HOT ghetto-fied MESS???

why i wanted to do it all by myself but my coworker asked if her lil brat could help me?

why i wanted to say HELL the fuck NO???

why i couldn't say that shit tho?

why i was like sure she can help???

why i'ma send yall a pic of this ghetto mess in the cbox???

Anonymous said...

Why King Kong (Sex Partner) Call Me At 5 This Morning Cuz I Said I Was Koo On Him?

Why He Kept On Callin Til Like 6:30?

Why We Trynna Have A Black Out In The E.R??

Why I Hope We Do???

Why I Still Cant Go Home If We Do???

Anonymous said...

Why My Co Worker Computer Went Out Before She Could Post Her Million And One Why's??

Anonymous said...

Why Do I Feel Like Walkin Ova To The Old Building And Stealing Sumbody's Hearter??

Anonymous said...

Why This One Chix Got LIP GLOSS On As Eye Shadow?

Anonymous said...

Why I Think She Got Hit Wit The Power Outtage Before We Did And Was Like Imma Rock This??

Anonymous said...

Why Am I Working With This Lady That I Thought I'd Neva See Again When We Moved To The Nu Hospital??

Why Her Perfume Make Me Wanna Throw Up????

Why She Wear That Shit Day After Day After Day???

Why That Stanky Shit Aint Been Discontinued Yet??

Why Imma Get Her A Gift Set From Somewhere For Christmas?

504 said...

lol bobble

wait

why the episode came on after the other one, when JJ moved out cause james didn't like his sponser leroy jackson ?

why when leroy apologized, did jmes ask flo "well, how do you respond to i'm sorry?" ?

why de hell did james ask flo that like she his momma & he's 6 ?

504 said...

why anonymous is bout to send the whys to over 100 ?

Anonymous said...

why anon got me damn near dead offa they whys

why imma give odara a cyber hug and tell her thanks for praying fa me

why my cyber ppls the bomb

why i wanna tell bobble that in real life florida was old nuff to be james mammy and that shit just kinda came across on screen alot u gotta peep it bobble cause she always telling james what to do and he always asking her well what should i do, i mean that is when he cares enough to ask otherwise he just gon yell and walk out the door in them tight ass pants and slam it on the way out

why stank perfume makes me ill as well anon

why i always wonder if ppl think my body splashes n shit stink +

why imma say naw cause most of the stuff i wear is vickies secret and most of they shit smell good

Anonymous said...

why Im bouta bust up in this bitch saying my whys like yall know me?
why I don't care?
why yall gone read them anyway?
why my phone keep ringing while Im tryna type my whys?
why Im about to go unavailable on the phone so I can finish getting my whys out?
why my asshole supervisor on vacation and he left this nosy yt lady in charge?
why she be watching us harder than him?
why when anonymous said why my tatt still itching I thought it said why my twat still itching?

Anonymous said...

504 Why I Just Keep Thinkin Of Random Ish???

Why Imma Have To Stop Cuzz My Super Want Me To Go Work In A Area Where There's No Comouter?? WTF

Anonymous said...

why when them tats itch it's the worse damn thang cause u wanna scratch it but you betta not lol

why imma say that using cortizone itch cream worked for me when my tat itched

why the ANON'S got the why's popping today

Bahama said...

WOW!!

WHY Anon is funny as hell?

WHY i'm wondering where she been all this time?

WHY Chrissy I don't know about said gay guy?

WHY maybe i'm just that fly?

WHY is my stomach about to curse me the hell out for not feeding it?

WHY i got this nagging ass headache that just won't leave?

WHY NO girl think we ain't gone care about her why's?

WHY she ain't know we's some of the nicest peeps on these mean e-streets?


WHY that's all i got for now

Anonymous said...

why I appreciate that bahama's hospitality?
why I been looking for a blog like this cause I'm too lazy to do my own?
why anon need to tell her supervisor that her bak hurts?
why I always tell mine that whenever he wants me to something that requires me leaving my desk?
why his dumb ass always fall for it?
why I be glad?

Anonymous said...

why I got so many typos in my whys?
why I used to care about stuff like that?
why I'm tryna think up an excuse to leave work early today?
why yall need to give me some suggestions?

Anonymous said...

WHY she ain't know we's some of the nicest peeps on these mean e-streets?

^^^^^why that bout killed me lmao

why our blog is a refuge of sorts for ppl who want to get offa them mean e-streets

why we offer hospitality and poptarts

why all our silent partner bobble offer as far as food goes is damn oatmeal

why she still cool but her oatmeal ain't

why i wish shed just brang me a bowl of cream o wheat like i asked for in the 1st place bout 3 days go lol

Anonymous said...

y have i y'd like 2 big ol times and my shit dun got intercepted?

y im mad now?

y i gotta try and rethink my y's?

y the 1st time the power went out?

y the 2nd time idk wut hapnd?

y i gotta go by me a new maternity shirt when i get off?

y imma wear it tomorrow for thanksgiving?

y i aint even pregnant tho?

y i be eating so much imma look like i am?

y in actuality i only weight like a buck 25?

y i gotta help momz clean and cut the greens later on?

y she dun told me that my granny used to put her greens in the washing machine to clean em?

y imma just lay dem shits in the driveway and hose em down?

y it really dont matter to me cus im all about the dressing?

y im salivating just from the thought?

y gettn ur eyebrows dun can really make or break your whole look?

y the right side always look cuter than the left?

y for $5 dem shits should be identical?

y the jap @ the shop tombout eyebrwows are sisters not twins?

y imma break 1 of her shopstix in half fo dat?

y my other y's was way better?

y imma hit yall wit sum mo later?

Anonymous said...

y imma give myslef a name so yall can know me like i now know yall?

Anonymous said...

y oh y aint it no empty outlets for me to plug up my heater?

y id rather unplug sumbody heart monitor so i can be warm?

y thats a lil selfish but how i really feel?

y is it cold as SHYT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Y I NEED TO ABANDON MY DESK AND GO SOCIALIZING THRU THE E.R.?

Y IMMA PUT A SIGN UP SHEET ON THE MICROWAVE FOR FOLKS TO HELP ME OUT?

Y I AINT GON TELL EM WUT ALL I NEED HELP WIT TILL THEY SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE?

Y IS IT GON BE FOR THEM TO HELP ME TAKE OUT MY MICROS?

Y ION'T THINK NOBODY GON HELP?

Anonymous said...

why anon is KILLING ME

lmmfao why she wanna kill a nigga to keep warm by unpligging a heart monitor and plugging a heater in

WAIT..why i can't blame her tho if ity's super cold where she @ cause i was gon leave work if my heater was acting up so i feel her

why i am hungreeeeeeeee and bout ready to eat somma bobble tuna and lays casserole

Anonymous said...

Y IS IT GON BE FOR THEM TO HELP ME TAKE OUT MY MICROS?


BWAHAHAHAHA

ODARA said...

why i came back from lunch & its off da chain in here?

why i had another stouffers meal today?

why if somebody else wasn't cooking i'd prolly have that for turkey day 2morrow?

why anon tryna unplug folks heart adapters???

why they made me laugh out loud then tear up a lil bit inside...lmao???

why my punk ass weak ass trife ass always stanking up the bathroom ass supervisor not letting us off early 2day?

why that scallywag has already left for the day?

why if i ever park next to her in the parking lot i'ma put a damn ding in her car?

why my beautician burned my fo'head?

why the skin came off & its a big pink meat spot with lil sizzle marks?

why i had to style my hair in the aaliyah swoop to hide that bitch...lmao???

Anonymous said...

Why I'm Back Yall?

Why My Co Worker Finally Got Her Y's In?

Why I'm Bout To Log In So I Can Get Credit 4 My Why's?? LOL

Anonymous said...

Why I'm Back Yall?

Why My Co Worker Finally Got Her Y's In?

Why I'm Bout To Log In So I Can Get Credit 4 My Why's?? LOL

Anonymous said...

why I had that same burn from my stylist?
but why before it turned pink it was a black ass scab?
why my funky ass supervisor wouldn't let us off early either and he on vacay?
why I want micros but I don't feel like taking them out either?
why anon need to let me know if her plan works cause Imma do it too?

Bahama said...

why i want micros

why i know i'll never get em

why i cant sit still for 2 minutes let alone a gazillion hours

why does it need to take so long in the first place

why this bug bite just up an appeared on my arm and the shit kinda hurts?

Anonymous said...

Why Idk Where To Go To Get My Very Own Screen Name For This Blog Site?

Why I Need Sum One 2 Tell Cuz I Got To Many Other Screens Open?

Why I Need To Know Now Fo My Boss Come Round This Corner?

Why Sum Shit Just Fell In One Of The Patients Room??

Why The Nurse Was Screamin??

Why I'm Laughin At Her Silly Ass??

Why She So Pale??

Why You Know Who I'm Tombout T_B(ANONYMOUS2)?

Bahama said...

why i aint know there was 2 anon's?

why whichever anon asked for the name thing, there should be a thingie at the bottom of the comment box that says choose an idenity i think u click name/url link and enter ur info

Anonymous said...

y my note gon be like " as yall all know my sis is ill and i need to lean on yall for sum help"?

y they aint gon know that my sis usually help me take out the micros and so now it they dumb ass turn???

504 said...

why all our silent partner bobble offer as far as food goes is damn oatmeal

why she still cool but her oatmeal ain't

why i wish shed just brang me a bowl of cream o wheat like i asked for in the 1st place bout 3 days go lol
^^^^^

why i almost cried lol ?

why i'mma fix some cream of wheat just for you ?

why i'mm agree with anny & say i'm all bout some stuffing ?

why that was always the first thing i go to was stuffing ?

why i'm glad my ex's mom taught me her recipe cause it's the best ?

Anonymous said...

Why I JUst Discharged A Patient And The Bitch Is Still Here??

Why I'm Bout To Go Tell Her To Go Home So I Wont Get In Trouble?

ODARA said...

why i didn't know anon really work @ the hospital?

why i now think anon was serious about unplugging one of them heart adapters?

why i'ma hold her patients in prayer?

why is this the longest day EVER?

504 said...

Anonymous said...
y my note gon be like " as yall all know my sis is ill and i need to lean on yall for sum help"?

y they aint gon know that my sis usually help me take out the micros and so now it they dumb ass turn???

^^^ why i need you to GET OUT ! for that last why ? lmao

why i need you to hurry up & get a name so i can call u all kinda names by using ya name ?

Anonymous said...

Why Am I The 1st Anno Why'er Of Da Morning?

Anonymous said...

Why Aint Nobody Said Shit??

Anonymous said...

Why Me And Anno #2 Both Work In The E.R?

Why She Fo Real Bout Her Heat??

Anonymous said...

Why Me And Anno #2 Both Work In The E.R?

Why She Fo Real Bout Her Heat??

Anonymous said...

Why I Just Got Da Rub Down For My Itchy Back??

Bahama said...

why i got like 30 million windows open?

why aint nan one of them gotta do with work?

why my tummy is hurting and i swear for gawd if this is my period again i'mma cut a b!tch!

Anonymous said...

Why I Need Pandora To Play Ne Yo's Ugly Ass Whole C.D?

Bahama said...

oooh! why we got co-workers why'n?

why is that funny to me?

why i wanna know how the HELL both yall finding time to why when BOTH yall work in a ER?

WHY i can't be the only one that finds that funny?

Anonymous said...

Why I'm Why'd Out The Game And I'll Hit Yall After Lunch Sum Funny Ish Bound Ta Happen

Anonymous said...

Why Shay said that twice?
Why she killin me with her whys?
Why this shit right here "y my note gon be like " as yall all know my sis is ill and i need to lean on yall for sum help"?" just put the nails in the coffin?
Why I need one of those heart monitors cause I just flatlined?
Why I don't have a coworker to why with?
Why my whys won't post?

Anonymous said...

Why Is Shay Not Da Chix Wit Da Micro's?

Why Is Shay Da Chix Wit Da Itchy Tatt?

Anonymous said...

Why I thought u was?
Why something wrong with my eyes b/c I keep thinking you saying itchy twat?
Why my brain probably doing that to give me something to laugh at?
Why I'm about to stir up some mess w/ these old yt broads cause it's boring in here today?

Anonymous said...

Why I'm Bout To Determine My After Sex Personalitie?

Why I Erased Blogxilla Off My Myspace Page Cuz He Was Ugly?

Why My Co Worker Slammed Wit Work?

Why She Got Da Heater By The Leaky Sink?

Why We Dont Have Any Time Cards And Imma Leave Hella Early?

Why I Know Sumbody Mad Cuz They Wanna Leave They Job Early Too?

Anonymous said...

Why I F'n Spell Personality Like That??

Anonymous said...

why Shay probably talking about me?
why she right I am mad?
why she aint give me no suggestions on how I could leave early?
why she lucky Iono where she work so I could rat on her?

Anonymous said...

y i dun already got a jumpstart on takn down the micros last night?

y i wanna get credit for turning Shay on to the site in the 1st place?

y i be readn yall y's and just bust the hell out holler'n?

y they gon end up sending me down the hall to da PSYCH ER?

y dem patients is crazy as hell?

y the staff that work wit em is light weight crazy too?

y we got a gan of fresh off da boat africans that work here?

y i hate their accents?

y a gang of em got 1 leg that shorter than the other?

y they all change their original african names to sum wack american shit?

y u gotta almost look like yo name could be yo name tho?

y imma need them to stop com'n over here wit deez bogus ass 'names'?

Bahama said...

why i need both of yall to stop trying to kil't me?? LMMFAO

Bahama said...

Why something wrong with my eyes b/c I keep thinking you saying itchy twat?

^^^LMMFAO

why i need someone to stick a fork in me cuz i'm done!

Anonymous said...

y i gotta let yall no im anon #2?

y me and Shay bout to hit the rain and walk to McD's?

y sum real funny shit be goin down in our place of employment?

y i love this damn hospital tho?

y we cant tell yall where we work cus yall might be out to get us?

Anonymous said...

y the most imma let yall know is that we in LA?

y they say it never rains in souther Cali?

y das a eff'f lie?

Anonymous said...

why I'm bouta google ladybug and shay in LA and see what I come up with?
why it said yall strippers and yall work at a club called the ER?
why I'm LMAO at that?
why I wanna know how much yall make in tips?
why rock you to your socks keep playing in my head?

Anonymous said...

Why We Done Disclosed To Much Info Bout Where We Work?

Why Thay Prolly Know This Type Ish Can Only Go Down At One Hospital In L.A?

Why Dis One Nurse Keep Sayin Alrighty?

Why She Say It's Gone Be Plenty Bizzy 2Mrw?

Why Please Excuse My Hands Just Came On And It Took Me Back To Battle Of The Bands Half Time Show?

Why It's A Casper Lookin Nures Standin Behind Me?

Why I Think She Readin My Shit Tho?

Why I Dont Give A Fuck And I'll Fight A Ghost Today??

Why I'm Stupid For That Last Why??

Anonymous said...

Why Da Pale Ass Nurse Got On Powder Purple??

Why Is That Not A Good Color For Her?

Why I Think Powder Purple Not Even A Color?

Anonymous said...

why I knew what color you was talking about when you said powder purple?
why the same casper that was reading your shit over your shoulder was doing the same thing to me?
why all yt people do the same shit?
why I just wanna punch them in the forehead and say MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK?
why why why I'm gonna do that one day?

Anonymous said...

OMG WHY I Just Look Around And There Is 2 Pale Ass Nurses Today?

Why I'm Workin Wit Two Pale Nurses And 1 Stankin Ass Resource Worker??

Why Me And My Co Worker Gone Get Fired??

Why Imma Still Be Why'n From My Home PC Next Wed?

Why I Had To Take A Break And Regroup?

Why The Big Boss Was Standin Behind Me This Whole Time?

Why She Been Lookin Like 9 Months Wit Twins Fo The Last 3 Years?

Anonymous said...

y i dun went to the area where Shay workn and shit errwhere?

y she steadily y'n and shit piling up?

y i dun died @ the powder purple scrubs dis pale ugle bish got on?

Anonymous said...

y Shay jus call me holler'n bout da y's?

y i got the same supervisor as her?

y i jus wanna touch her belly?

y she carrying wide and low?

y i wanna know if its hard or soft?

y im glad my belly flat as hell errtime i look at her?

Anonymous said...

Why My Co Worker Lying?

Why I'm On Top My Shit?

Why That Shit That She Seen Pilin' Up Was Shit, Cuz I Didnt Wanna See The Two Pale Bitches?

Why We Bout To Go To Lunch??

Anonymous said...

y i aint gon ever get my McD's?

y the reason behind it is cus Shay wont log off?

y i feel like jus saving my appetite til tomorrow?

y im scared imma die if i try?

y i cant die cus i got kids?

y im glad they gon be wit their dad tonight?

y i love em tho?

y yall need to see this monster of a co-worker sittn next to me?

y i have no cell phone reception in this place?

y is my phone my life?

y is these y's the next best thang?

y im lovin this shit and we gon be at it till i get the hell off @ 3:30.

Anonymous said...

y Shay on her way :)

y im bout to hit up the dollar menu like 'WUT"?

Anonymous said...

why I just finished eating McNuggets?
why I think Casper might be over there talking about me?
why if I find out she is Imma go over there and act black?
why the bitch sitting next to her acting like she can't hear her when I asked to listen to what she saying?
why I know she lying?
why she gone get some too when I go act black?

Anonymous said...

why my cell phone dirty as a m-effer?
why I'm tryna clean it with germ-X?
why its coming clean?
why I'm bouta clean my whole desk off with germ-X?
why its company germ-X?
why I don't have nothing better to do?
why I'm so bored?

Anonymous said...

y im full now?

y i dun sucker'd myself into spendn damn near 8 bucks @ McD's?

y the almsot 8 buck shit was lookn tastier than the dollar shit?

Raider_wifee said...

Why I didn't have time to read all 77 whys before I posted and I know I missed some funny ish?

Why I miss ya'll like Michael Jackson misses romper room?

Why I been working like I own this mofo company?

Why my check ain't good til Friday?

Why is it raining and the weatherman said we ain't supposed to get no rain?

Why I sent his ass an email and cussed him out cause I didn't bring an umbrella and now my wig is all wet?

Why is Chrissy laughing cause I called my hair a wig?

Why I'm going to join Bammy n Chrissy tomorrow after I'm done cooking and shoot the ish with ya'll?

Why ya'll need to stop being so gloomy and doomy and give thanks for what you do have?

Why I been sipping on wine at work and don't nobody know why I got a smile on my face?

Why is my phone ringing and I'm not answering that fucker??

Why I'm going to transfer the voicemail to someone that's on vacation just cause?

Why am I all done whying....

Anonymous said...

y im bout to give No Girl the # to the hospital cus im bored as hell too?

Anonymous said...

y i need to know if raider_wifee job is hiring?

y i want nothin more in life than to be able to have a drink while on the clock?

Anonymous said...

Why We Back From Lunch?

Why I Left A Piece Of Paper I Was Why'n On At My Desk And Casper Was Sittin Here When I Gog Back?

Why I'm Thinkin No Girl Is Her?

Is That You??

Why I Dont Care Tho?

Why You Say We Leavin At 3:30?

Why Imma Leave At 2:45?

Why I Know You Done Forgot??

Why We Aint Got No Timecards?

Anonymous said...

Why Erabody Got Paid Yesterday?

Why Them Same Bitches Aint Gone Have No Money Come Sunday?

Why Black Friday Gone Be Crackin?

Why I'm Bout To Call Off 2MRW When I Get Off Work?

Anonymous said...

Why This Chix Wit One And A Half Leg Tryin To Run???

Why Imma Go To Hell For That Ish??

Anonymous said...

Why The Time Card Lady Down Here Wit The Nu Ones?

Why I'm Still Not Clockin Out?

Anonymous said...

why I been transferring people to voicemail all day too?
why I wanna know if raider_wifee is really wearing a wig?
why I'm glad shay and ladybug came back?
why shay think I'm Casper?
why I don't be writing my whys down, I just be freestyling them?
why we still here whying and our hosts left hours ago?
why I think they probably gone piss themselves when they read these whys?

Anonymous said...

Why They Missin Out?

Anonymous said...

y when i get my micros out i dun already paid fo my next do?

y when i first got the micros Ddun i put a down pymnt on my next weave?

y time was just that bad?

LOL, y i put my weave on lay-a-way?

y when ol girl do it she gon be mad?

y i only owe her 15 mo dollars?

y i dun already gave her ass two installments to total $135?

y she charge $150 anyway?

y she go up $30 out the clear blue eff'n sky?

y she do my shit so beautiful tho?

Anonymous said...

y i wanna say good bye to all yall?

y im bout to be AWOL out dis bish?

y Shay was right, aint no timecards?

y we still punch in and out like the days of ode?

y im laffn @ da days of ode?

y ima be cute in my maternity shirt tomorrow?

y ima confuse the hell outta my kids wit dat shit on?

y ex-hubby comin to dinner @ the fam's house and he gon be confused as hell too?

y i cant wait to see the look on his face?

y ima live off that McD's til its time for din-din tomorrow?

y dats my fave holiday?

y ima be up @ the crack of dawn on Friday blowin all my $?

y i just better save $15 for my next weave?

y ima need yall to have a safe and blessed Turkey Day?

Anonymous said...

Why It's Almost Time For Me To Go?

Why Imma Log Back On Here Bout 7 Tonite To See If Anybody Talkin Ish Bout Me And My Co Worker?

Why We Gone Be Back On Here Next Week With Some Mo Funny Ish?

Why We Got Funny Ish All During The Week?

Why We St8 Clowns When We Work?

Why We Aint Had No Breakfast Club Meeting All Week?

Why I Think Them Ho's Had One Yesterday When I Was Off?

Why I Dont Care?

Why Yall Gone Be Eattin Turkey Erathang Next Week Fo Breakfast F'n Wit Me?

Anonymous said...

Why This My Last Why?

Why I'm Bouit Ta Leave?

Why Ladybug Gone Have A Bailout For Me If They Ask?

Anonymous said...

Why LadyB Leavin To?

Why Aint Nobody Here To Bail Us Out?

Why I'm Gone For Real For Real??

Anonymous said...

why I'm gone be lookin for yall next week?
why I'm wondering why ladybug gone be wearing a maternity shirt?
why Im bouta leave too?
why it's already dark roun dis piece?

Bahama said...

Why i'm so happy the why's are back to poppin the way they use to be?

this sh!t better work..lmao