Dear Santa....

What do you buy somebody that has it all????? Hell, we don't know, BUT, we here @ 2DB thought we would let yall into our wacky minds and tell yall what we think celeb dear santa letters would say....



Dear Santa,

Heavenly Father, I call upon you to help me get my life together, Lord, i need u in more ways than i can explain, my career is down the toilet, ARFF ARFF WHAT THEY REALLY WANT FROM A NIGGA.....wait, i'm tripping this is a dear santa letter, never mind i will finish it after i pray.....



Love,

Earl Simmons




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Dear Santa,

MAN DOWN, TYRA MAIL......all i want for x-mas is for Ke Ke to call me Momma, for Neffie to comb her hair, and for YC to stay the hell out my bidness cause i don't smoke drugs, all i do is smoke ciggarettes and drink, TYRA MAIL.....also Santa, please bless me with the ability to continue on doing shows for my fans, even tho i don't do nothing but show up and say TYRA MAIL and MAN DOWN.....oh, and send me some more Jordans, my fans love it when i wear those with Ke Ke's 7 jeans and then i put on Ke Ke coogi top, and her chanel belt and get my coach bag, TYRA MAIL....



Sincerely,

Frankie


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Dear Santa,

The things i would like for x-mas are my house, my cars, my tv's, my computer, my jet (ppl think i don't fly cause i am scared, not the case...) my tour bus, my 2nd husband, my grankids, my tub, my piano in my summer home, my music catalogue, Fantasia, Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul, my minks and furs, my figure i had back in 1963, my Louis Vittuion luggage set, my older sister, my pet dog, my stable of horses, my chandelier, my other piano in my winter home that was given to me by Elton John and Billy Joel, btw put them on my x-mas list too cause i miss them as well, my 5,000 gallon fish tank, ALLLLLL my grammy's that soul train award, well never mind bout that but i do want my grammys, my wig collection from 1993-1996, my backup singers that were on tour with me back in 78, hmmmm let me see, i think that is it.



P.S. my fiancee said if i just bought a bra that actually held my tits in place, or went and got a boob lift, i would find all those things i am asking for on my list, but what the hell do he know, i gotta end this letter, i just misplaced the pot of grits i was cooking when i sneezed just now and my boobs jiggled to the right......



Love The Queen of Soul

Aretha......


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Dear Santa,

All I want for christmas is for people to respect the fact that I am a SANGER! I mean just because I use auto-tune don't mean I ain't got skillz. And if you can please somehow lower Kanye West's sales on his auto-tune album I'd appreciate that, I mean I did do it first.

Thanks Santa Dawg.

Teddy Penderass Down.

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Aye Santa,

What's pimpin, pimp? Looka here son, I know this might come as a shock to you but the only thing I want for christmas is for the world not to judge me and my love for Baby. I need them to understand what's a goon to a goblin? And for you to tell 50 to get off my nutz!Ya dig?

Thanks Santa, i know u'd get me!

Weezy F. Baby

P.S No homo

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Dear Santa,

I have been a really good girl this year. I've stayed out the tabloids and the news, i've just sat back and laid in the cut. So i think it's not to much to ask for my last and final plastic surgery. Santa you know I been praying for this since my first surgery, I really really just want to look like a cat. And i'm almost there. This last surgery will put me on my way to being the purr-fect kitty cat. There even gonna give me fur!

Thanks Santa Baby,

Kimberly Jones aka The Queen Bee!

So, do you have any?