Bammy's Why's
Why is work overrated?
Why is it cold in the Bahamas?
Why I think I just chipped a tooth eating this granola bar?
Why is Fringe still the best show ever!!
Why my co-worker has a full grown mustache?
Why I think I need to mention said co-worker is a woman?
Why do I neglect my "other" blog so much?
Why I think I'mma start update'n it more?
Why I said that like a month ago?
Why the why's better be on and poppin!?!
Chrissy's Why's
Why imma make sure these whys get off to a good ass start and stay that way
Why i am starving almost every damn morning
Why i am thinking bout eating this small bag of sour cream and onion chips but i can't cause i will think of bammy's roomie and lmao
Why i stole somebody coke out the fridge
Why i ain't even gon call it stolen cause shit been sitting in there for the longest, imma just call it a forgotten coke
Why imma need yall to come throo and drop some mad why's up in here cause i am fresh out
113 comments:
why am i bored already and i ain't been here for a good 20 mins yet
why that hair under bey's arm been bothering me
why imma need her to nair that shit next time
why i wonder if jay like bey' arms all hairy like that
why i got a cousin that don't shave only she ain't got that good lay down baby hair, her ass got that nappy ass busy baby hair lol
why i wanna know where lil zane @
why i also wanna know where lil flip @
why beauty is pain
why i say that cause my headband is KILLING me
why i can move it a lil farther back on my head, but it will fuck up my cute factor
why females gotta deal with hurting toes, sore heads, broken ribs just to be cute
why i know all yall ladies feel me on that shit
why i bet yall thought i was playing when i said i was gon have these whys crunker than some crunk juice
why i wanna know what de fuck is in some crunk juice and why them fools thgought they was gon sell that shit drinking it outta a gas can
why i wanna know where the eastside boys @
why i bet they somewhere dead from drinking that crunk juice
why i wanna know where lil zane @
^^^
WHy lil zane's cousin went to my high school?
WHY that ninja was cute but his homeboi was FINE?
Why i miss high school?
WHY i'm still laughing at this chick on the phone saying hammer when the word is hummer?
Why she so ghetto and don't know it?
why i can't find a decent chatbox to save my life?
why i stopped eating my granola bar yet i'm still hungry?
why bammy gon find a universal chitty box for us to chat in if its the last thing she do
why that shit is funny to me cause idda been gave up
why that's why she my partner in blogging cause i say FUCK IT when she say KEEP ON KEEPING ON...
why i got visitor badges for the ppl here today but i forgot to hand em out
why i think i better go find em and give em some badges lol
why i couldn't go to high school with somebody somewhat famous
why the only claim to fame i got is that vanilla ice went to the same highschool i went to but it was years before i went there
why that reminds me of how his ass wanted ppl to beleive he was from the hard rough skreets of miami or some shit like that, and he skraight out the suburbs lmao
LOL
Why Chrissy don't know i damn near signed up for just about every chatbox known to man?
WHY i done signed up for so many i'm forgetting usernames and passwords and all that crap?
WHY Chrissy don't know i'm stubborn and don't give up?
lmao why i wish i could help bammy look for cboxes but i am banned from most of the places where u can go cop em
why imma just be her personal cheerleader and say stuff like GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to keep her motivated whils searching for the cbox
why imma change the subject real quick
why de la hoya gon get his ass beat by pauquai or however u spell that lil dudes name
why this my last set of whys till somebody else come in here and why with me
why i wanna say EFF work today???
why shit ALWAYS missing off my desk???
why the punk ass culprits don't just get they own shit from the supply room?
why they gotta pass the supply room before that pass my desk???
why i got another blog that I neglect too bammy???
why i only posted on it twice???
why i'ma ask bammy if she tried meebo cause its a good chatbox & its FREE???
why i wanna go to the cinnabun place in the mall???
why those be the best damn cinnamon buns EVER???
why coworkers so damn nasty??
why my boss insist on talking to me about her damn dog??
why she don't know black folks don't give a shit about stuff like that???
why her dogs sound like they big ass hell but they live in the house???
why she don't know black folks keep they dogs tied to a damn tree in the back???
why when she was talking to me the other day she has a lil fly-away bugger hanging out her nose???
why i was praying the bitch didn't take a deep breath cause i KNOW it woulda landed on my fo'head???
why i'ma be back cause i feel like Whyin' all damn day????
YA'LL are HILARIOUS!!!! You guys need your own show, I'm so serious!!
why she don't know black folks keep they dogs tied to a damn tree in the back???
^^^^^ why it be too damn early for odara and her why's......lmmfao
why i gotta run out for a few?
why when i get back yall hooka's and if any menz come round pimps better still be why'n?
why ms.lyssa don't know we want our own show too? LMMFAO
why i'm ready for shay and ladybug to roll through with their adventures in the ER?
why that booger story was ewwww?
why i know exactly how you felt about it landing on your forehead?
why I wonder where nodays been?
why he prolly somewhere dealing w/lil mama?
why i don't know if he ever told his fam about their pending nuptials?
why i know so much about yall just from reading the whys?
why I HATE work?
why i want Barack to give us like a 100k stimulas chk?
why i'm so ghetto i'd quit working?
why it'd only be for like 6 months cuz a ninja scared of being broke?
why this new chick at my job head is GIGANTIC?
why she wear blue eye shadow erday?
why she color her already dark eyebrows in with black eyeliner?
why i'm scared of her?
why she weigh like 85lbs w/that big as head?
why I can't find a new job?
why I be trying to figure out ways to burn down the bldg I work in w/out getting caught?
why I be dead serious trying to figure out ways to burn down the bldg I work in w/out getting caught?
why I told one of my coworkers about it and she said girl don't do that, we in a recession?
why I told her fuck a recession?
why my super always telling me to smile?
why I don't never do it?
why he said he gone buy a mirror with a smiley face on it for Christmas?
why I told him to keep that stupid shit?
why has my first phone call of today already got my nerves fucked up?
why I hate this fuckin job?
why my whys are all gonna be about my job?
why i think we need to give bammy a roud of applause for finding the new cbox
why she need a drink and a bouquet of roses for all her hard work
why my heater making it hot as hell in dis bitch
why i got a hangnail that is killing me
why hangnails so painful
why bobble betta drop some damn whys up in here
why no wanna burn ppl up n shit lmmfao
why my day is starting off fucked up
why i would tell yall why but fuck it i don't wanna talk bout these dickheads here @ the job
why i am ready to lmmfao so yall betta do a good job with these why's damn it
why my lips xtra dry today
why i have applied carmex bout 37 times this morning
why i been licking my lips like i am ll cool j
why this one dude here stay asking me for dumb ass shit
why imma cuss his ass out one day
why i be glad when this day is over cuase i feel some bullshit is in the air.....
why i can't deal with bobble snow's whys today ?
why i'm in a hella grouchy mood ?
why i hate the way my boss talks ?
why he & the co-worker i can't stand acting like it's a bar room making noise, yelling & banging on shit ?
why i asked my boss if his office door closes ?
why he said something bout the a/c womp womp & i said ya'll need to start taking ya'll convo's outside ?
why niggas peed on the seat monday ?
why i put 2 friendly notes in the bathroom ?
why one over the toilet say "be considerate to others....keep toilet dry !!!!" in all caps ?
why the other on the door say " the maid is on permenant vacation, clean up after yourself !!! in all caps ???
why i'mma end up getting postal in this bitch ?
why when niggas bout to hit you in the car, do they point their middle finger at you cause you blow your horn for them to stop ?
why i be soo mad i wanna follow them & beat them with a umbrella ?
why i hate people ?
why they are overrated ?
why i feel like *sigh* ???
Why these why's poppin off already this monin??
Why I like the way I spelt monin?
Why I spell "spelt" like that?
Why I done had a Caramel Mochiatto w/ Xtra Caramel & Whip Cream this monin?
Why I'm bouncin off the wall now?
Why I'm glad Bammy found a new chitty box that I can't find?
Why its hurting my feelings that I can't chat with my e-friends?
Why my bf got hard last night and I started drooling?
Why its been so long?
Why I still ain't get none cuz I fell asleep?
Why the Bad Girls Club was so good last night?
Why that b*tch Kayla/Kacey (whateverthefuckhernameis) gon get fucked up one day pouring drinks on people and sh*t?
Why that Amber chick remind me of the lady on MadTv that play the dumb/smart twins?
Why the Boston chick gets on my f*ckin nerves already?
why she get so hype last night offa nothin?
Why I can't wait til Tiffany go off and get silly?
why i knew my coworker was a ghetto BUMPkin but what she did the other day tops all of ghetto BUMPkinesssss???
why this trick had one of the dudes working outside to bring her a block of HAY??? HAY...HAYYYYYY...Cow eating HAY!!!
why i swear to GAWD i tried to get a pic but couldn't stop laughing long enuff??
why ppl were complaining bout the hay strands that were all on the floor???
why they were asking me questions like what is she gonna do with the hay???
why i was like the HELL if I know???
why my other coworker asked her how was she gonna get it home cause the bitch rides the BUS????
why i can just imagine her ass getting on the bus with a garbage bag of EFFING HAY???
why ugly ninjas in movies always have the UGLIEST deaths???
why they can't die all delicate & tender so they can feel pretty just once???
why that ninja Bookeem Woodbine from Jason's Lyric is the main ugly ninja i'm talkin' about???
why that ninja play an ugly ninja in ALL his movies & then have the nerve to have an ugly death???
why allen payne's ass was so hairy in that movie???
why i use to think he was so fine tho???
why i stopped thinking he was fine PRONTO after seeing him make a comeback in that whack ass tyler perry show???
why he & the co-worker i can't stand acting like it's a bar room making noise, yelling & banging on shit ?
^^^^^^why i....FUCK IT lmmfao
why i am grouchy too bobble so we a matching set of bookends today
why niggas ain't shit
why imma retreat into my own lil mind and act like these fuckers here dont exsist
why the only thing that has made me smile today was bobble talking bout them fools act like they in a bar banging and being all loud
why that shit literally had me giggling bobble
why imma eat me some starburst and maybe they will make me a lil less grouchy
why i don't wanna sound like a mean ass but fuck it here it go
why it's a dude that work here, white, and his hair is long, and IT'S ALWAYS GREASY.....
i mean fa real it look like that nigga slathers some damn royal crown in his shit
why my fingernails stay dirty ?
why i was my hands sooo much that they shouldn't be ?
why people think u dirty if u have dirty fingernails ?
why my bf interrupted my whys & i told him my sob story ?
why he's being so sweet & attentive ?
why i was tearing up at his sweetness ?
why he ready to come kick some ass over here ?
why i told him i'mma stab somebody ?
"why i be soo mad i wanna follow them & beat them with a umbrella ?"
^^^^^^
why if bobble get arrested for that i hope it makes the news???
why i hope somebody gets in on tape???
Why that b*tch Kayla/Kacey (whateverthefuckhernameis) gon get fucked up one day pouring drinks on people and sh*t?
^^^^why i was like bitch you pour out one mo drank....
why she just acting that way cause she ain't met her match yet mzp somebody gon clock her ass
why the other black girl had the nerve to have on a 2 piece looking 5 months pregnant
why imma tell odara her whys murder me
why you right as hell bout bokeem ugly ass tho only movies he ain't die a tragic yet ugly death was in life and in ray
why i HATED they fucking accents in jasons lyric odara
why jada pinkett put too much emphasis on her southern tone shit piss me off to this day when i watch that movie
why alllllllllllllllllllllll them niggas accents was fucked up
why i still don't get eddie griffiths point in t hat movie
why larenz tate ugly lil troll looking ass brother was in that movie tho
why treach could get it IF he ain't have them buckwheat plaits in his head
why that whole movie was just overly dramatic and unecessary but i watched it any damn way
why when the momma throo the food away bokeem charecter had cooked, i was like fuck how he paid for it shit look good, LETS EAT....
why bobble i'mma get fired b4 the month is up ?
why my 'tude is front & centered ?
why i wish these niggas keep still sit down & do some work instead of walking all over the place making me think they a-coming to bother me ?
why i need bammy to get a fresh batch of granoooolas ?
why i need odeee to stay off that hay in the middle of the office ?
why i like all the new whyers up IN HERE !?
why ain't nothing sext but real & chance ? just thought i'd throw that in there.
why i am glad bobbles b/f is a sweetheart but niggas still ain't shit
why i got a headache and i have ni clue if it's due to hunger or pisstivity....
why have i never seen Fringe?
why i don't even know whats it about?
why i need to know the day and time AND channel it comes on?
why I missed the bad girls club?
why im sad cuz of that?
why i feel *sigh too today?
why i got all this dumb as stuffed animals united way give you for donating on my desk?
why they want you to donate like $200 a year?
why all they give you is a stuffed animal?
why they shouldn;t give you anything cuz donations are supposed to be selfless?
why the the little giraffes make me feel like i got something for my money?
why is it this lil man that goes out here in cleveland?
why he like 3.5 feet?
why he maybe 4ft (but no taller)?
why he got hazel eyes and wear suits?
why ertime he see me he try to talk to me?
why he don't know its me (he be drunk)?
why he immediately put his itty bitty baby arm round my waist talmbout "let me get you and your girls a drink"?
why i let his ass buyem errtime?
why then i walk away?
why then he come find me and put that itty bitty baby arm back round my waist (which is entirely too close to my ass cuz he lil) and say "why you walk away"?
why do ninjas think you owr them your time in exchange for a drink?
why his lil ass was at my friends cookout this summer chasing my one friend around?
why i laughed the entire time?
why now the tables turned?
why is karma such a bish?
why chrissy got me literally in tears over ALL that jason's lyric shit???
why they had them country ass accents & they was from georgia???
why i know its some black hill billy's but not NAN one of them talk like that???
why i agree chrissy trech was mad sexy aside from them dookie plats???
why eddie griffin prolly don't even know why he was in that movie either???
why i agree that ERR'body was fucked up in that movie???
why i bet pro'style & soul glow made MAD money on the set of that movie???
why all larenz tate kinfolks got them lil high pitched voiced just like him???
why that shit ain't sexy at ALL???
why they mama in that movie lost her grocery store job & acted like that was the end of LIFE???
why she didn't know another grocery store was prolly hiring too???
why he immediately put his itty bitty baby arm round my waist talmbout "let me get you and your girls a drink"?
^^^^^why i am THROO why'n fa now lmao
why when i like a paticular song and they play that shit on the radio i get HYPE
why said song is webbies number 10 on his 1st cd but i have no clue the title of the song i know alllll the words tho
why i get like that off green light?
why i think chrissy hate that song?
why that song make me feel like dancing?
"why he immediately put his itty bitty baby arm round my waist talmbout "let me get you and your girls a drink"?"
^^^^^^^^
why Erika getting macked by Miggit MACK???
why times are ruff & i'd prolly holla @ him???
why if we had a argument i'd just pick him up under his arms & rock him to sleep???
why that nigga wear suits tho???
why he prolly get them custom made???
why i take that back he prolly get them from baby gap???
why if he was my man I'd hem all his suits???
why i just gotta let it be known to all in attendance for this special hype ass edition of why wedneday that i absolutley HATE to the infinity power that damn remix to beyonce's if i were a boy song with r kelly on it
why i swear that nigga sounding like michale mcdonald on it
why what really make me mad bout the remix is when that nigga wanna bust on the scene talking bout I'M SOARING de fuck
why i think that nigga just stole the track inserted his parts and punked dj's into playing that shit on all radio stations
why bey need to get daddy knowles to get that shit pulled the fuck offa the airwaves
why i have never hated a song so damn much in my life ever lmao
why i'm mad at erica's lil man's arm ?
why he prolly shorter than me ?
why i bet she be fantasizing about him & shake her head & be like uh uh ?
why i LOVE that green light song ?
why i'm ready to go right now ?
why i just love dre's ole funny looking ass ?
why, bobble, i wasn't 'pecting the sweetness from that ole smart mouth ass nigga ?
why it was refreshing ?
why i think he's really happy bout this ?
why i think chrissy hate that song?
^^^^why imma tell erika that i do hate it but not as much as i hate that if i were a boy remix song
why imma tell u why i can't stand the greenlight song tho
why i don't like it cause it sounds like a gay anthem song like some shit all the gay dudes jump up and crowd the dance floor when it come on in the club
why i also don't like the fact that andre 3000 think that a nigga like me forgets that his ass used to be just dre from outkast wearing atalnta braves jerseys in all his videos with the low cut hair n shit
why that why was off topic lol
why chrissy ain't know kellz don't really do remixes???
why she didn't know he always Jacks somebody's song & cut & paste his verse on it???
why i hate that song too?
why the part i HATE the most is when he say "If I was a girl"???
why the FUCK he talking bout if he was a girl for???
why i need his tinkle fly ASS to sit down somewhere???
why its time for him to give up on singing & LIFE as well??
ok why that was mean but i don't care???
why bobble and her love fest makes me warm n fuzzy in the inside
why i hope bobble get her b/f some chicken
naw why imma tell bobble to make b/f his fav meal cause he being such a doll
why bobble, lmao is it gon get worse and he gon get on ya damn nerves before it's all over
why it's still sweet tho and imma still need you to cop him some chicken....
LMAO WHY ODARA SAID THAT NIGGA BE cUTTING N PASTING
why i forgot to turn my caps off
why bobby valentino short as hell
why him and lil wayne couldn't crack 6 feet if you stacked them niggas on top each other
why the lady cop in that mrs officer video stacked
why i was like know damn well ain't no female police officers built like shit brickhouses
why i ain't never seent nan
why it was a female cop in the grocery store a while back and that bitch smelled like fish n chips
why i ain't see no douche in her basket
why i started to tell her she needed some or she needed a doctors appt
why i bet that cop had clahmidya
why i know i spelled that wrong
why female cops hair gotta be in them severe ass buns all the time or a big ass braid
why i am guessing it is cause a criminal can't use they hair as a way to overpower they ass
why I can't think of no more whys after reading that Jason's Lyric shit?
why Allen Payne stopped getting a lining in the front and just let his hair grow all over his forehead?
why I can't find him attractive after seeing him look like that?
why one time my son's dad came to pick him up and his hair was like that and after he left I cried b/c I'm so disappointed that I procreated with him?
why I can't see Bad Girls Club cause I only have basic cable?
why IDK what fringe is too?
why Neffie big ass did a split on the boat in the Bahamas last nite?
why I'm wondering if bmama saw them when they was in the Bahamas?
why people always say Keyshia mixed with Italian and she don't even know who her daddy is?
Why Is My Co Worker Not Here Today?
Why I'm Not At A Computer So I Cant Even Hit Yall Wit The Why's?
Why I'm Mad Bout This Ish?
Why My Tatt Is Healed Up Tho?
^^^^^^why chrissy shoulda tossed some douche in that lady basket when she wasn't looking???
why she shoulda said real loud "RODNEY KAANG BEAT IT LIKE A COW" & took off running????
why her ass prolly woulda caught you???
Why ya'll killt me talkin bout R.Kelly?
Why he did a remix for Love Lockdown as well?
Why that sh*t funny too?
Why I heard that song Phantom by TPain?
Why that fool talkin bout who is that in ur tree watching you?
Why he talkin bout himself?
Why I'd b scared as shit if I seen his spidermonkey, nah more like the predator, looking ass up in my tree lookin in my window?
Why 504 & darkness don't go'on head and have lil munchymunchkin golden brown chilrens?
Why I can't wait until my office XMas party?
Why they gon break me off proper w bonus $$??
Why I'mma b eff'd up in here offa wine and eggnog the day of the party?
Why I'm listening to H-Town "Knockin the Boots"?
Why I still can remember that video clear as day?
Why was it so gloomy that day they shot the video?
Why they have on them super baggy jumpsuits w no shirts on under em?
Why did they think it was sexxy to show they birdchests and bushy eyebrows?
Why these people at my job are stupid?
Why these next why's gon b for Chrissy?
Why Bumknee and Crackish gettin married?
Why they engaged but don't have no $$ to survive?
Why she always cuss bosslady out when she broke and need $$, and bosslady always cry at her desk then transfer the $$?
Why I wanna prank call bosslady & tell her to deposit the $$ in my bank account?
Why I'm tempted to cut my hair again?
Why I think I might do it for my bday?
Why women always dye or cut they hair when they need a change?
Why I'm just sick of my hair tho?
Why I'm still gon get sick of it once its short?
Why I can't just be bald like my boo?...lol
Why I asked him would he walk down the street next to me holding my hand if I was bald and he said no?
why i'm all whyed out ?
why i don't wanna anyone talking 2 me today ?
why people always say Keyshia mixed with Italian and she don't even know who her daddy is?
^^^^ why that shit confuses me too
why she had that rattail in her head last night NO
why keyshia a female mc hammer wanting to take care all of oakland
why neffie hair is NEVER combed
why she got a sister named elite
why that name DO NOT suit her ass
"why people always say Keyshia mixed with Italian and she don't even know who her daddy is?"
^^^^^^
why key-key ain't mixed wit no damn italian???
why that bish prolly like italian salad dressing???
why i like key-key cause no matter what her ignant ass family members do she still ain't ashamed to take they asses out in public???
why if my family acted like that they'd NEVER see the light of day???
why i'd prolly keep the under the stairs like that movie "people under the stairs"???
why i can just forsee me not doing no work 2day???
Why Bumknee and Crackish gettin married?
Why they engaged but don't have no $$ to survive?
Why she always cuss bosslady out when she broke and need $$, and bosslady always cry at her desk then transfer the $$?
Why I wanna prank call bosslady & tell her to deposit the $$ in my bank account?
^^^^^lmao why i was gon why bout something but once i read this i forgot
why u wrong tho mzp they will too have money to survive, her momma money
why they gon live with her momma once they get married
why i wanna know how a broke crackhead have the nerve to propose marriage
why i wanna know why bummknee accepted that proposal
why i bet he was higher than a kite when he popped the question
why i hope her knee betta so she can walk down the aisle without a 50 cent limp
why we going to hell mzp
why that bish prolly like italian salad dressing???
^^^^^ why right when i decide odara can stay and why she say some shit that make me reget my decision
why i am lmmfao @ that cause i love me some italian salad dressing so from now on i am italian
why a dude just walked in and thought cause he dropped a name i was gon say you hired or some shit
why i hate when ppl do that shit, and odara i know u know what i am talking bout lmao
why he gon ask if we hiring for any management positions
why i was like NIGGA????? can u get ya foot in the door 1st before you take over the damn company jeez
Why I'm D E A D offa that 50 limp?
Why that bish got the nerve to be goin to Jazzercise?
Why I ain't kno they still did Jazzercise?
Why bosslady say Cracky gave her a ring too?
Why bumknee accepted the proposal cuz ain't nobody else dickin her down like Cracky?
Why her knee is actually better, but now its her back!?
Why this bish gon b at the alter w a bent back like Emily Rose?
Why parts of that movie still scare me to this day, and I can't watch em?
Why this lady is standin here w these stirrup lookin tights on?
Why she do that to herself?
Why she prego tho and lookin like she about to pop?
why i wanna know what house that nigga robbed to get her that ring
why he prolly took it from bummknee momma jewelery box lol
why i am mad as hell mzp said now her back fucked up
why she need to play khia's my neck my back @ her reception only she need to change the words to my knee my back
why its all mzp fault that i am going to hell
WHY O kilt me on rocking lil man to sleep?
Why o's whys always have me lmao?
why i'm like you odara and would NOT under ANY circumstances take my family out?
Why one of my dates has a four year old daughter that said "ericka, ericka tat me fo a ryde in yo car so I can stit my head out the window lit a dog?"?
Why she need a speach thearpist?
why it was like 5 people outside?
why she say that shyt anyway?
why she crazy as hell?
why she tell her mother "ericka is my other mommy and daddy takes us to the mall and to get our nails done?
why the bish dun called me oneday?
why she was talmbout "whats up wit you and blue"?
why i told her "girl bye"?
why is she sumin like 40?
why she sound like a man?
why they ain't even together?
why i wouldn't to tell her girl you are the only one that want his ole king frog lookin ass (off shrek)?
why that wasn't nice but he still my ugly boo?
why next time i run into lil man ima give em odaras number and tellem she want a drink?
why i like italian dressing too but only the vinergarette kind???
why chrissy i completely understand??
why you shoulda told that nicca to give you his resume & then file 13 it right in his face???
why i hate when folks call asking for somebodys number then ask to be transferred???
why don't they just die???
why i HATE when folks call talking bout do you know if so-n-so is @ they desk???
why i be like iono i don't sit by them???
why dis old stuck up YT bitch always come through & just stand @ my window like just cause she come everyday i'm spose to let her in???
why i act like i don't remember her EVERYTIME & make her announce herself???
why folks be coming to me talkin bout its something wrong with the copy machine???
why i be like da FUCK u telling me for???
why i'm not fixing to read all these why's?
why i hate paying for shit?
why i think i need to come up with a easy side hustle that don't involve me selling drugs, my body or ish on the side of the street?
why i'm sick and tired of being sick and tired?
why I like that saying?
why i'm still hungry?
why we can't get no menz to roll thru and spit their why's?
why the non working ER folks ain't been thru yet?
why i just wanna curl up in a ball and go to sleep?
why was happy when i left but not so much when i came back?
why bammy gonna be so proud when she come back & see the why's poppin' today???
why i'ma need erika to sit her new boo down & talk to him bout his daughter???
why somebody prolly told him b4 that his kid needs "speech therapy"???
why I laughed out loud @ that???
why i want erika to buy that lil girl some hooked on phonics & a weekly reader???
why that lil girl prolly get on her headstart teachers nerves???
why black folks call pre-k headstart???
why that ain't nothing but the after school program only in the day time tho???
why i want erika to give lil man my digits so I can pick him up & have his lil legs wrapped around my waist???
why i'm gonna sing him that t-pain song "if i have one mo drank...i'm goooooone end up effing youuuuu shawty"??? LMAO
Why Is Ladybug Bout To Come To Work So We Can Get Our Why's Poppin?
Why I Was Late For Work And I Looked At My Boss Like Bitch I Wish U Would?
Why I'm Trynna Connect To This Web Site From My Phone?
Why It's Not Working?
Why I Cant Get To One Computer To Do This?
Why I Can Have My Own Computer To Day?
WTF I'm Mad As Hell Cant Wait Till Buggs Get Her?
y i stayed my black ass home today?
y i was sposed to tho cus its my off day?
y me and Shay been waiting fo Wed to get here since last Wed?
y i love yall so much now?
y it need to be time restrictions on murdering folkd?
y i came to wrok and we had a patient that got shot 9 time?
y was sumbody shooting @ 5:20AM?
y i bet they was firing a gun and aint even brushed they teef yet?
y errbody died last night?
y the customer service ghetto ass girl (das my girl tho) kept calling my area talmbout can the patient in room 4 have a visitor?
y i aint know she had me on speaker phone when she called?
y im all loud wit "HE DEAD AS HELL"?
y the visitor was right there?
y when he came in i diagnosed him myself?
y it was a motorcycle accident but he looked aiight to me?
y i thought he was gon be able to ride his bike again tomorrow?
y im de-sensitized to death after working round the shit?
y all 97 of his lil mexican fam bam came thru to see him?
y crying aint universal cus i aint know ppl could cry in spanish?
y Shay gon leave early since she aint got no real means of y'n?
y im glad yall was lookin fo us (me & shay)today tho?
y i feel the love?
y i agree wit who-so-ever said NIGGAS AINT SHIT!!!?
y they aint?
y i feel like since they aint shit, i aint gon be shit either?
y we even now NIGGAS?
y my daughter asked me to come to her school today @ reccess so i can show the kids that i know how to double-dutch?
y i told her HELL NAW?
y im contemplating tho?
y i can pass fo a 5th grader?
y half dem lil bishes titties bigger than mine anyway?
y kids is all shapely now?
y i dont want my daughters to have no cute shape like they mama?
y im trying to teach them now that niggas aint shit?
y they got the best daddy in the world so they gon think im lying?
y he aint show up to see me in my maternity shirt on Thanksgiving?
y my y's is wack?
y ima get it right in a minute?
Why I'm Running Around Lokking For Comouters To Get On?
Why Is There A Computer In Every Patient Room?
Why I'm On One Of Them?
Why I Caught A Patient On The Internet A Few Min's Ago?
Why I Feel Like Givin Them The Website So They Can Why About They Wait Time To See A Doctor?
Why I Want Them To Go Home?
Why I'm Mad Yall Got The Why's Poppin And I Dont Feel Apart?
Why I Gotta Go Now?
Why Ladybug Lie And She Not Comin In Now?
Why I Hate Her So Much Today?
Why Imma Txt Her My Why's Cuz I Cant Get Yall On My Phone?
Why That Shit Aint Got No Service Where I'm Workin Today?
Why I Gotta Go Now?
Why This Fat Ass Female But A MAle Lookin Nurse Got Titties Bigger Than Mine?
Why Ladybug Man Workin In Her Fav Spot Today?
Why I'm So Madd Tho?
Why I Cant Why Yall Til Later Cuz It's Bizzy Today?
why ladybug a damn lie her whys killing me
why she said she diagnoised the dude herself
why that shit killed me
why she talking bout he dead as hell
why if the visitor was spanish it ain't matter cause he didn't understand ya
why i am praying i NEVER get admitted to the hospital ladybug work @
lmmfao why i wanna know how she saving lives if she here whying
why i said niggas ain't shit
why you right bout them girls have tits hips n ass by the time they hit the 5th grade now
why my daughter ain't one of em tho
why she still looks like my lil girl
why i need her to stay that way till i die
why i doubt thats possible tho
y i got sooo many stories bout his lil daughter?
y we were in wal mart and he snatched her up after talking smart?
y after he let her lil round as go she gon say "ericta do you be gabbing on your son and stuff like that so erbody can see?"
y ya'll must remember she needs speech thearpy?
y i died?
y did he die too and he was trying all hard to be tough daddy?
y does she call my hairdresser tarmen her name is carmen?
y she be in the shop talm bout "tarmen dirl i lit your boots" carme girl i like your boots?
y i'm so lazy instead of why i've been typing just 'y'?
Why Bahama Call Us The Non Workin ER Folks Tho?
Why Is That Shit True?
Why Imma Still Get Paid Tho?
Why I Couldnt Wait To Why Today?
Why I Feel Like My Boss Got Me Fucked Up?
tarmen dirl i lit your boots
^^^^^^WHY I HATE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YALL ASSES TODAY SPECIALLY ERIKA LMGDATFO
Why I'm LMFAO @ Ladybug's why, talkin bout HE DEAD AS HELL?
Why she kilt me talkin bout she ain't kno you could cry in Spanish??...LMAO!
why she need to play khia's my neck my back @ her reception only she need to change the words to my knee my back
^^
Why I'm DEAD offa this?
Why I can't wait til the office party when bumknee&back bring cracky and his kids?
Why I'mma have some why's on that day even tho its gon b a Thursday?
Why I got a funny ass story for ya'll??
Why yesterday, it wasn't so cold here?
Why I think I'm all sexxy w my pencil skirt and my lil knee-boots (well they don't come that high, but you kno what I mean)?
Why after I got home from work I still had my clothes on, but was all on my knees up under my bed lookin for shit?
Why I left back out to go spend the night w the bf, but I had to stop at the liqour store for some wine?
Why I'm just a sashaying down the lil walkway, into the store, and go pick up my wine?
Why this man staring at me like I'm the most beautiful thang he eva seent?
Why I'm like "well damn nigga" cuz he was staring all hard n shit?
Why I get my stuff and leave out the store and I'm walkin to my car and look down?
Why when I looked down, my knees were ashy & white as shit?..LMFAO!
Why I laughed so hard, but put a extra pep in my step to get back to the car?
Why that man prob was like WTF? this bish just get done doin on her knees like that?
Why next time I'mma make sure I check myself b4 I leave up outta the house!?
why mzpurp need to be shot for them whys?
WHY MY STUPID ASS SUPERVISOR GAVE ME A "SPECIAL PROJECT" TO WORK ON AND I'M PROBABLY NOT GONE HAVE TIME TO WHY NO MORE TODAY?!?
why I wrote that in all caps so yall could know how mad I am?
why I aint burn this bldg down YET?
LMMFATFO why i can just see mzp ass getting her lil sexy walk on with her ashy kneeded ass
why everytime i got good ass lit of whys to drop one of yall fools make me forget it
y they need to rectify the lil girl speech cus kids is cruel and they gon talk about her ass?
y da E.R. is my fave job of all times?
y a shit be crackn all day errday?
y da dude Shay talmbout wit da titties is just nasty lookin?
y he got cleavage and shit?
y he got a chick tho and she a big sloppy nasty lookn thang?
y she using his ass tho cus he paying off all her debt?
y i need to find me a fool like that?
y i had 1 but divorce his ass?
y i got me 2 lil beauties out the whole deal tho?
y imma need yall to know ppl be waiting fo-eva and a dayum day to see a DR up in da ER?
y im talkn like 24-36hrs sumtimes?
y they be there for the stoopidest shyt tho?
y i thnk they jus be coming to chill wit me and shay cus aint no way in hell............?
y we be low-key cussing them patients out?
y it really dont be low-key tho cus we really dont give a flying fuck?
y the Dr's is even hood too?
y yall need to be a fly on the wall to see the shit that goes down?
y Shay gon lose her job on account of Y'N?
why thats my lil round baby?
why do she call me every morning?
why one morning she called talking bout a lil girl at her headstart (for you Odara)wanted her to come over her house?
why i ask my lil round baby was she going?
why this lil heffa had the nerve to tell me "naw erita i don't lit her she sdoopid and taint even talt"?
why she have the nerves to say somebody else can't talk?
why i told her "well what if she doesn't like the way you talk"?
why her daddy got on the phone?
why he don't wanna except the fact that his baby can't talk?
why I am NEVER geting hurt while in LA?
why the first time i ever went to LA was with this friend of mine from here who had a house out there?
why the first day i got there we went to the mall?
why i had on a red dkny sweater and some jeans?
why he had on a red enyce jogging suit?
why i'm gon need yall to know this was bout 8 or 9 years ago I was bout 20-21?
why i was so naive to the gangs?
why these guys came up to us and was like "what set yall claiming"?
why my punk ass was like no, we are not in any gangs and are not even from out here?
why i thought i was bout to die?
why i prolly wouldve got nurses like bug and shay shay?
why i wouldve surely died if that was the case lol?
why shay & ladybug come in here on why wed tearing bammy's & bobble snow's posters off the walls & shit causing chaos ?
why pfunk walking 'round town with pale knees looking like friendly ghosts n shit ?
why i'm not even gonna address erica's crazy ass ?
why nola is telling us why she really mad son ?
why i like italian dressing too ?
why me & shay can hang cause i can pass for a 4th grader ?
why erika needs to fucking STOP lmmfao
y im bout to eat me a big ol salad jus cus of the italian dressing alone?
y i dun pre-paid fo my weave now i cant catch up wit da gurl to do it?
y she aint played me tho?
y imma be up at her son school when she go pick him up today?
y she gon do my hair on the playground while im sitn in 1 of the swings?
y Ericka need to roll back thru LA?
y that gang shit really used to be wild tho?
y 504 need to know that its me she can hang wit, not Shay?
LMAO @ NO Girl & Chrissy!
Why I got more why's about my sexciness in my skirt yesterday?
Why I'm leaving out the building and the security guard all starin n shit?
Why he gon just bust out all loud "YES!"?
Why I look at him like "I ain't kno he had Tourette's"?...lol
Why he gon say "Yes, I can say you have some nice legs!"?
Why I give him the SEOD and told him he was "ridiculous" and sashayed even harder outta the building?
Why I be tryna speed walk everyday past this nigga cuz he always got something to say!?
Why he just look like he stink, just by the way his butt look in his pants?
Why it don't stick out or anything, but it just look nasty and mushed up in his pants?
Why I think he just a perv that like to sleep on the job?
Why one day I scared the shit outta him, almost gave him a heart attack?
Why he was knocked out at the front desk?
Why I went to the desk and slammed my bood and said "WAKE UP"?
Why he almost fall out the chair?
Why that shit was so damn funny?
y them po patients is fending fo themselves?
y the 18th floor of the hospital is known as the motel?
y ppl be goin up there to have relations?
y i aint never been to that floor?
y aint nobody worthy?
y i just screw em strictly in the ER itself?
y i hope yall know dem was jokes?
y they really are worthy?
y im LMAO?
why yall killing me softly with these whys?
why i'm eating my lunch trying not to choke, laughing @ yall?
why Dame said he was gone come thru and why but he ain't been here yet?
why i hope seeing all these females in here he ain't get scurred?
why i saw cute guy in one of those big body suvs and wanted to holla?
why i'm glad i didn't cuz homie hop'd out the car and came up to my waist?
why that's perfect height for something else but i like my menz to be as tall or taller than I...
y 1 of my new male bff's talmbout he starting to feel me?
y i want him not to?
y i like our friendship just the way it is?
y i dont blame him for feeling me tho?
y im feeling my self half the time?
y thats more like all the time?
y
why are ya'll so funny?!
Why do i work with some shadey people?
why we got like $30G's left in the budget?
why my co-workers trying to figure ways to take the money?
why my supv. okay with the plan
why the white girl at my job gave some dude head in the office
why she bein shady now and snitchin on him
why that dude was fine
why he about to get fired
why i stay not doin no work
Why This Old Ass Man Tombout He Broke Jis Foot Dirt Biking?
Why He Like 68 Years Old?
Why All The Patients Sense My Attitude Tho?
Why I Wanna Roll My Eyes?
Why Ladybugg Know I'am Tho?
Why This On Doc Got On A Mid Riff Sweater?
Why He Always Got On Too Small Shirts?
Why This On Patient Skin So Red?
Why I Wanna Throw Water On That Bastard?
y i'm gon need for no girl NOT to burn tdown the building?
y ladybug know she been up to 18th floor?
y i'll take one of them indian doctors up there?
y i'm gon need mspurp never to wear a skirt again?
y i had on black slacks one day and looked for some shoes under the bed?
why i was like ms purp but insted of the liqa (liquor) store I came to work?
why i'm going out this weekend and i want to have a ball?
why i wanna meet like 10 new dudes?
why i'm so picky i prolly only like one of the ten?
why this one guy i used to talk to used to let me aggravate him?
why he used to be aggravated to the point he would be bout to cry?
why i only did it cuz i told him he shouldn't let noboby make him that mad?
why i have some funny stories bout him?
why yall have to wait till i get out this meeting to hear them?
y i aint even @ work today and i know who Shay talkn bout?
y i think its gay as hell fo a man to have a tatt on the small of his back?
y that is for scenic entertainment for when A MAN is beatn it from behind?
y he wasnt ever sposed to reveal that tatt to ppl and still claim to be str8?
why i come back from lunch & it's off da chain up in HERE????
why i pray to GAWD i never get hurt & wind up @ the ER ladybug & dem work at???
WHY DA FUCK MY COWORKER BE GOING THROUGH SHIT ON MY DESK???
why i used all caps cause i had to express my pistivity???
why i'ma kick her "big worm" from friday looking ass wig off her damn head like a football???
why i'm gonna be mad for the REST of the damn day now???
why i want some chocolate *whispers* (and some sex now)???
why i must be pre-menstrual???
why i'm MAD AS HELL ALL OVER AGAIN???
why i can't stand working with IDIOTS???
why i like that word pistivity?
why deezy don't know she will be getting jacked for that?
Why niggas be SOOOOO tempermental?
Why they be acting like they ain't when they really are?
Why I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired?
Why I'm going home in exactly 1 hour so Comcast can come troubleshoot on my cable?
Why ya'll why's have been funny as hell?
Why I bought some rechargeable batteries yesterday at Sam's Club?
Why Odara in LOVE with Zulu?
Why she say he was BEAUTIFUL?
Why I was dying yesterday at her getting her Dasani on over him?
y ppl be stealing shit out the fridge @ work?
y sumbody stole MY shit b4?
y i thnk it hapnd a couple of times?
y 1 time my ribs (that my mama cooked and pack for me with love) got stolen?
y my mama gangsta and she wanted to come up to the job and woop sum ass over dem ribs?
y i be leaving notes on my shit now?
y my notes is 1 day gon cost my my job?
y i leave shit like "I WISH A BITCH WOULD TOUCH DIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, IS IT REALLY WORTH ME BEATING YO MUFUKN ASS? TEST MY GANGSTA IF U WANT TO!"
y i dont think nothin is wrong with that?
y i gotta talk like that to get my point across?
y i think sumbody dun used my whipped cream out the fridge?
y imma put sum nanny-cams up in the spot to catch the food thief?
LMAO!!!!
^^^^why i'm so gullible billy???
why that nicca is prolly a serial killer???
why that prolly ain't really him in the pics???
why i think he coming to sac town tho so you can buy him a drank???
why i got gas?
why the only tea we have in the office is some nasty a$$ lipton unsweetend, no carbs crap?
y my off day was sposed to be productive?
y i cant get shit done round here cus of yall?
y i just needed sumwhere to place the blame?
y i need to work on WED (therefore i can Y and maintain the ER @ the sametime) and be off on aonther day of the week?
y imma say damn all that, i need to be off errday of the week?
y Shay must be slaving her ass off cus she aint ran thru here in a minute?
why he bet not come to Sac for a got damn drink?
Why he aint dedicate you a song?
why he said he likes chubby girls?
why that rules me out, but IONO bout you?
Why ya'll gone bump uglies?
y Shay texting me talmbout she pissed bout her whole not being able to Y situation?
y dis shit is a mandatory way of life on a Wednesday now?
y the spelling of Wednesday dont make no sense?
y it aint Winsday?
why i'm gone stab the shit outta billy rae???
why she in the cbox starting ish?
why i'm dying inside????
why i hope yall heffas get banned again???
lmaooooooooooo
Why Odara get shame so quick?
Why wont she just hop hop on the D!ck?
Why she said mean things about me and I'm sick?
WHy I'm get up outta here real quick?
Why I bet Zulu got that thang good and thick?
why i'ma tell billy one time this ain't freestyle friday???
why i was bashful 4real???
why yall be interfering with my new e-dudes???
why i'ma take that as an act of kindness & yall just making sure i don't get KILT????
why billy tried to call me chubby???
why i think billy tryna say if i was a skripper my name would be cupcake or pound cake???
why i'ma go do some JAZZercise with MzP's limp knee coworker???
why zulu prolly do got that "thang good n thick"???
why this the most fun i had whying in a a good minute???
why am i still too pissed to even why?
BUT!
why am i happy that the whys have a good response this week?
why i'm so happy to see Dame?
Why i'm not happy that he's pissed though?
Why i want him to why some more?
why I wanna know who dame is and is he e-single?
why i forgot to tell ya about my outing last fri ?
why i saw fantastia lil sister ?
why i saw re re's (aretha franklin) daughter ?
why this big boy was dancing so much & so wild, i know his ass got carried out on a stretcher when it was time for them to roll ?
why bf's bestie was looking at my hooters thru his sun shades ?
why if bf knew he would've cold clocked him ?
why that nigga looking at ass saying he'd use that bitch as a pillow ?
why them niggas don't care how they talk 'round me ?
why bf the same way but know i fuss if he uses the p word ?
Why i'mma need Nola to back up offa Dame...like now...lmao
ladybug said...
y 504 need to know that its me she can hang wit, not Shay?
^
why i feel compelled to say "my bad" ?
NO Girl said...
why I wanna know who dame is and is he e-single?
^^
why i'mma need you to refrain from getting cut by bammy ?
why Nola better take Bobble's warning...lmao
why i'm gonna cosign cause bammy's a killa???
why bammy threatening to cut me?
why Imma need to know if that's her e-man?
why Imma leave him alone if he is?
why Imma still admire him from afar?
why Imma use some shades to look at his junk like 504's man's friend did?
why ya'll some fucking fools?
why ya'll really know how to make me laugh even when im down?
why folks ask dumb questions about who i am?
why is ALL my info one click away?
why they must not be a "go getter" seeing as how i didnt recieve no messages of any kind seeing whats up?
why my long distance boo cheating on me with some whack mofo?
why i hope she know who im talking to?
why bahama become a thug in 2.3 seconds?
why she like a little ghetto island transformer and shit?
why i cant wait for transformers 2 to drop only because they filming it here and i have a couple friends in it?
why i really wanna cream someones cookie right now to make me feel better?
why i came back to this site like 100 time today
why am i jocking this blog like it's my own
why are ya'll cracking me up!
why did i go to that dude dame's page and realize his brothers are fyne
why my fake bf haven't called me since thnxgvn
why he mad at our fake relationship
why i don't care though
why this whyin make a whole lotta since
why I wish I thought of it first
why this post just popped up in my google reader at 4:27
why i came over here to blast yall for puttin up the whys all late
why when i saw 103 comments i realized i was the only late one
why nola don't know i'm hood?
why Dame ain't know I'm hood?
why me and Dame need to have a sitdown and discuss this cyber relationship?
and if i were to pass on some info to this long distance boo, how's this whack ninja you refer too?
why i just try to catch up on the whys and im ctfu
why all the IT people always look at me when they walk by all suspect like
why i think they stay checkin my visited sites like 10 times as often as everyone elses
why i wouldnt be surprised if they came in here and why'd wit me one day
why my dad almost experienced Chay
why that nigga said the wrong shit to me and i started to morph
why i realized he just gettin old and dont know what to say sometimes
-short break from the why's-
WHACK CUZ ITS NOT DAME DYE!
nuff said...
-break over-
why lyssa wouldnt say that in person if she seen the other 2? (cute)
why one of them sloppy as shit and the other one more of a asshole than me? (so i guess you would think 2/3 were cute)
why i cant wait to go over my sis crib for my neice bday and murk this food?
Why Chay needs to get her goggle reader together?
Why she got a heap of why's to read?
why am I'm LOL'n @ Dame?
that was funny
why it's time for me to skidaddle?
why i haven't accomplished nuthin today
why supv. leave early and say she ain't care if we left too
why i work with black people who act black
why dame hatin on his bros
why dame don't know i love a cocky type dude
why when i'm why'n i type like i don't have an english degree
why i don't care
why I love they why's and i will be back next week :)
why am i back in this piece, Jacelyn
why jac been mia for a hot min
^^^this be 504
Why I Wasnt Apart Of The Why's Today?
Why I Mad Cuz I Didnt Get Mines In?
Why Imma Make Sho I'm At A Computer Next Wed?
Why I Had A St8 Atttitude Today Cuz I Couldnt Why?
Why My Boss Had Me Fucked Up Today?
Why I Didnt Have No Phone Service Or Computer Today?
Why I Felt Like A Lame Today Because Of That?
Why I Just Reviewed My Why's From Earlier And They Was All Mispelled And Shit?
Why Yall Shit Was Poppin Today?
Why Imma Shine On Yall Next Week?
Why Yall Not Even Givin A Shit About My Why's?
Why This Shit Is Ova Till Next Week?
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