It's confirmed Bammy my partner in bloggin' is sick, she stayed home today, and i got work to do so here is a quick EFF IT post to make ya Friday a lil brighter.....
*eff bammy's sickness
*eff bills
*eff work
*eff ole boy walking by my desk and seeing all my pics from my digi camera on my screen nosy fucker...
*eff Billy in advance cause i know she gon slay me today this applies to bobble as well
*eff that song greenlight by john tight pants legend, they play tht shit too much
*eff this nutty ass weather
*eff me for not telling yall from the jump that AJ showed out last night during his basketball practice, i mean he sunk every single shot
*eff the lady in front of me this morning @ the store for farting and not saying excuse me
*eff me again for taking a shower this morning, and STILL not applying lotion to my ashy dry feeling ass legs n arms....
*eff x-mas shopping cause i still got a few things to get altho i dont want to
*eff this co-worker she make me ill
*eff hubby for saying he allergic to bills shit had me rolling
*eff these eyedrops for not taking the red out my eyes
*eff my allergies for making my eyes so red in the 1st place
12 years ago
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eff my boy wanting to bone with his sweaty balls..i dont care if its ur birthday or not..lol
eff me for agreeing to do so..i just held my nose in the name of love
eff my teacher for giving me a final today
eff me for not studying for the final until this morning
eff my other teacher for making me so nervous about the final on monday i got the runs
eff me for sharing that problem with yall
eff bobble for effin me for nothin
eff my tummy for expanding
eff work for consuming so much of my time
eff bf for having a catered xmas party & freedom to roam the french quarters after
eff skrippers cause they skank
eff pfunk horror stories making me ill to my already aching tummy
eff work
eff the weekend for not being longer
eff xmas shopping
eff bf for making me kick a NIGGA IS U SICK cause he thinks i', spending 600 bucks on him
eff he'll be lucky if i spend 100
eff all this spending
eff it i wanna go home
Why I gotta come over here looking for Christina El Snowflako in my housecoat and rollers?
Oh..my bad, i'm supposed to post an Eff...
But why Bammy's comment section is no longer blocked for me?!
Dat's what the eff I'm talkin bout!
eff momo cause she need to brang her ass to the left chitty chat
eff my computer at work for acting up and erasing all of my damn effs!
now lemme try to remember them...
eff that skrippa bish for profiling her c-section scar...
eff that bish for that yaki she had hanging from her poosay...
eff that bish for makin her cheeks move like they did...
eff that bish for makin so much $$ last night...
eff one of the dudes we met up there for tryna holla at me, then telling me yea I f*cked ur friend ask her about me...
eff my friend for not confirming that this is the same dude that her and her friend said had a lil peeny...
eff him for calling back after we left and telling us that they was in the back seat sucking the gurls tittays that they came with...
eff him for bein a freak w a lil d*ck...
eff work...
eff Notchy for making me LOL talkin bout "holdin her nose in the name of love"..lmao!
eff this work I gotta do...
eff this hunger pain in my stomach cuz I'm bout to go heat up some of da food leftover from yesterday...
eff work this morning
eff my dip for not showing up last night
eff chicago weather
eff the cafeteria cook for over cooking my eggs this morning
eff his toothless ass for smilin at me with missing teeth
eff the owner of the bar I went to last night for that wack ass x-mas party
eff me for being cranky
eff my coworker's baby daddy
eff her for talking about him all day
eff they kids
eff me for saying that, I'm wrong for that shit
eff working all next week except for Christmas day
eff my supervisor cause he gone have something to say when I call out next week
eff momo and her name fa me cause i choked on dr pepper
eff work cause i been doing that all morning and i cant talk
eff notch sweaty balled man
eff me for jamming r kelly all morning and lovin it
eff bobble b/f for being the twin of my hubby and wanting 600 dollar x-mas gifts
eff hubby for having that NIGGA IS U SICK mentality like imma really drop hundreds on him for x-mas and i done dropped him 2 kids, them gifts last a lifetime
eff me for really imagining momo walking outta her house in a robe some house shoes and rollers with her hand on her hip talking bout, yall seen Christina El Snowflako i gotta bone to pick with her ass.....lmao
Eff muh-fuggas.
Eff X-mas parties.
Eff dick.
Eff mama the ethiopian for calling and bragging about some dick.
Eff wearing dresses.
Eff getting ya eyebrows shaped.
Eff muhfuggas again.
'*eff me again for taking a shower this morning, and STILL not applying lotion to my ashy dry feeling ass legs n arms....'
LMFAO!!!!!!!!1
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