Every male movie star tries to give Brad Pitt his balls AND SANITY back (come on now, i know i aint the only one who thinks he done lost his mind rasing all them kids....)
T-Pain gives Michael Jackson a hit lol
Diddy gives Jim jones some "preserving the sexy" and take a gotdamn bath tips, and a gift basket from bath n body works full of perfumed soaps, creams, and candles for his ole MUSTY ASS.....
The whole world pitches in and gives re re a bra.....
Diddy 1st baby momma gives Kim Porter a fucking clue.....she need it
Jay-Z gives Chris Brown a pimp lesson by telling him "Rihanna gon always be mine son....u can borrow her tho for the time being...."
The Charity for broke ass niggas who invested they money stoopidly, gives Dame Dash that tahoe he was leasing, all paid for, and a free turkey meal for the holidays with all the trimmings....
YOUR TURN!
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bobby gives whitney an 8ball of coke, then takes it back
big boi gives andre 3000 a thorwback jersey and tell him to go back to being the OLD DRE before erykah got a hold of him
lol lol @ chrissy...you dumb..
Kanye gives 50 a muzzle to put over his big a$$ mouth..ninja always talking ish..
Kelly gives Beyonce a gold pair of leggings filled with coal..bey don't even open it and re-gifts it back to Kelly
Michale Jackson's kids try and give their daddy back his original color and nose back.
Nick Cannon tries to give Mariah back her dignity by giving her a coupon to where grown women buy their clothes from
Jermaine dupri tries to give janet a hit but the public rejects it
Studmonkey tries to give oprah a membership to weight watchers but gayle gives her a lifetime membership to krispy kreme instead
I'm not sure I did that right but it was fun.
LMMFAO @ msj!!!! that oprah one kilt me...yea u did it right.
Nick Cannon tries to give Mariah back her dignity by giving her a coupon to where grown women buy their clothes from
^^^^lmmfao and mariah turns round and give the coupon to paris hilton talking bout u need this more than i do cause i actually look GOOD in them too little dresses n skirts, u dont....
Nas tries to give his baby mama to Jay-z but when he actually takes her Nas starts a rap war
The Atlanta PD tries to give Keyshia Cole Frankie back but she claims she don't know her
Beyonce gives Ashanti her lacefront but Ashanti puts it on backwards
Rihanna passes out old copies of Pon De Replay but nobody don't want that shit
Rick Ross receives Correctional Officer of the Year plaque but he destroys it
Neyo receives a gift-wrapped transexual and is very happy with it
^^That was from me
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