Bammy got locked out by "da man" but its ok cause we still gon run this blog like its 2 of us cause we persevere lol....In honor of Inauguration Day, we decided to make a list of all the things we think gon take place in the white house from now on, since for the very 1st time, the 1st family is black.....here goes....
*Why Sasha and Malia gon tell they momma and daddy they want Toya from they old negihbor hood, (instead of Sara, who was hired by some white house aide to do the girls hair) to move in, and braid they hair cause she do a good job and she let em watch def comedy jam while she braiding plus she got the bomb ass beads.....
*I know i aint the only one who think Obama african relatives gon try to ease they ass on up in da white house n shit am i.....lol
*Now i am almost positive that i read somewhere that Michelle momma moving in with em, lmao why i can picture her walking throo the white house in a housecoat and slippers with a ciggarette hanging out her mouth talking bout YALL NEED TO GET A NANNY OR A SECRET SERVICE AGENT, SOMEBODY TO LOOK AFTER THESE LIL BAD ASS GIRLS, I MOVED HERE TO RELAX AND TAKE A VACATION DAMN IT, NOT TO BE YALL SITTER AND SHIT....everybody granny was like that and yall know it lmao....
*Why the white ppl who are clueless and working for the 1st black family gon think they gotta do shit like take down the george washington and abraham lincoln paintings and replace em with tupac and bob marley pics....AND they gon think every black movie that comes out the family gon wanna see them 1st, AND they gon think Michelle and dem gon know everything and everybody black saying shit to her like wasnt aretha ross in the supremes with gladys night and the four tops????
*Its gon be that one lone hood, ghetto ass relative yall, that STAY coming up with inventive ass ideas to make money, and he gon STAY pitching em to Obama when he get the chance....
relative: yeah put obama on the phone
secretary: i am sorry he is in a meeting right now can i take a msg?
relative: tell him T on the phone he will talk to me
obama: nigga calling again, shit put him throo, i need to laugh real quick...
relative: O, sup nigga, i saw yo ass over thee in china the other day NIGGA BALLIN....when u gon take me on one of them trips so we can mack some ho's
obama: T u know i aint taking u nowhere, messing up my image, i run a country now i cant mess with u like that, lol what u need tho
relative: aww check it O, i got this bomb ass idea my nigga, all i need is 200g's, a couple tanks, and a small country somewhere aint nobody using, and i can get this thang popping....
obama:**laughing his ass off** NIGGA IZ U SICK?
relative: naw fool, i got this idea to rent out tanks to niggas who need em
obama:**laughing his ass off even harder** de fuck a regular nigga gon need a tank for T??
relative: shiiiiiiiid lots of thangs, advertisement, family reunions, man i aint worked all the kinks out but i knew u was gon be able to help me with this shit....
obama: whooooooooooooo T damn u kill me i needed a laugh today too, this idea stoopider than yo last one to let all the black ppl under 25 get checks for 400gs to start up a record comapny....i got a question tho, lmao da hell u need a small country for?
relative: man whatever O, the record company thang would have worked yo ass just done got all french on a nigga, and the country would be where we park the tanks and we gon fly the ppl who rent em to that country its gon kina double as a travel agency/tank rental bidness.....i gotta get off dis phone tho, i know u got shit to do, so imma send my bidness proposal to ya secretary my nigga, get @ me lata homie, oh and tell Michelle imma be by there on sunday to eat n shit....
obama to secretary: next time he call, put his ass throo to anybody but me...
11 years ago
9 comments:
Chrissy, you a damned fool fa this!
his African relatives been showing dey ass! Grandma talkin bout, "i watched him being born." ladee, unless ur ass was saying Aloha to all the Polynesian folks in Hawai'i... then u ain't see shit. Bish giving the Repubs all types of incorrect info and shit.
and i been asking what G-ma gon be doing in the WH but braiding hair and be in charge of the spankings when them girls get outta hand in public? she already looks handy with a flat iron.
me and Mom Dukes was discussing how Sasha's hair be looking all types of crazy sometimes. i commented that i know that G-ma is handy with a pressing comb. Moms was like, pressing comb? dem girls is mixed. all they need is a blow out and a good flat iron. they got good hair. who told me to tell her that they are only 1/4 YT. she said that sometimes that 1/4 shows then went on to make mention of the fact that my 1/4 don't show cuz my Pops got that "nigga shit".
sometimes i don't like that woman...
what happened to Bammy?
i'm done now!
:)
then went on to make mention of the fact that my 1/4 don't show cuz my Pops got that "nigga shit".
^^^^^DEADED....
BAMMY GOT BLOCKED BY THE MAN UNFORTUNATLEY BUT SHE HERE IN SPIRIT AND AFTER HOURS....
LUVS YA BAMMYKINS
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I can't take you Chrissy. You need to be kicked out the country for this shit right here.
i can't stand you Chrissy...really i can't...LMMFAO..oooh i needed this laugh.
yall quit playing, yall know yall lubs me....
L. O. L. Y'all stoopid for this! You guys always literally make me laugh out loud :)
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