Bammy's Why's....
Why i don't know how much longer I can take without talking to you guys?
Why I feel like a crack addict and the internet is my drug of choice?
Why I wanna kick these jerkwads in the gonads for blocking my innanet during blog peak hours?
Why this is like the worst torture in the world?
Why i gotta remember thugs don't cry, cause i'm surely bou to..*sniffle*
WHY Fringe was off the CHAIN like free slaves last night?
Why that's all I got, and misseded you guys...don't have TOO much fun without me.. that's it...lol
Chrissy's Why's
why i miss bammy
why i didnt think it was gon be this hard
why i feel lost **que robin thickes lost without u** no homo
why michelle obama's dress yesterday was U-G-L-Y
why her lil dancing gown was ai'ight
why she look like a big bish
why i still think we need to go blow bammy's office workers up for blocking her
why her bammy's bosses need to understand how important bammy is to the blog world
why i had a shitload of whys but i got to why'n bout "mister" taking bammy way from me and forgot em
why imma say that ALL OF US miss bammy
why a bish cold
why i am done.....
50 comments:
why i'm gonna miss bammy too???
why i'ma just go ahead & say eff the man???
why the ghey man @ the spa I go to got HUGE teeth???
why err'time he smile he look like that cat on alice in wonderland???
why he be actin' funny cause I don't come to him for pedicures no more???
why he don't know a bitch broke???
why he think i'm gone pay $50 for a pedi when I can pay $18 @ Nail Stop???
why I been in hella bad mooods lately???
why i would go outside & get a breath of fresh air but it's colder than a polar bears toenails & I'd prolly die cause all the construction workers be smoking outside???
why i'ma just say eff the police???
why making the band 4 coming back w/ a new season???
why i hate diddy's azz but i love them fuckery azz shows???
why on the preview one of them ghey day26 boys was bout to get in a fight with the other ghey one???
why i can't wait for that shit?
why yall betta get the why's poppin' today in bammy's honor???
why i'ma be back???
why Odara bet not call my man Willie from Day 26 ghey again?
why she gone call my man ghey when her man is thee Mr. Faggotty McFaggot?
why I think Dark and Lovely need to give her brother-in-law an endorsement?
why I just got a perm and I look like I can get me an endorsement too?
why I really posted that boy with the perm on my myspace page?
why I know ya'll jjealous?
why I put two j's that mean ya'll really jealous?
why that was really a typo?
why I wanna know if ya'll gonna watch Ray J's show?
why I might watch that shit but I might not cause it seems like it's gonna be tooo trashy?
I got nothing else right now
why I want Nola to know I bet micah would fit in day26 just fine???
why they all would prolly give him a group initiation & run a train on him???
why i don't even know which one willie is???
why all i know is that cupcaking ninja Q' with the pank lips???
why yeah i will be watching the Ray J show???
why chrissy & bammy BETTA be watching it too???
why i want them to watch it so they can do the recaps???
why i'ma just go ahead & call ray j ghey too???
why he always talk in that delicate azz voice???
why I don't agree w/ chrissy I liked Michelles dress?
Why I loooove them soo much?
why they cut my cable off and I couldn't see all the parties last night?
why I couldn't see Nip/tuck either?
why I'm mad at time warner and I'm the one that didn't pay the bill?
why it was x-mas and I wasn't studen no dang blang cable bill?
why my friends daughter told him "dang you always tryin to work me"?
why she only four?
why he say he kicked her up her ass?
why he say he gon start f-in her up cuz she is f-ed up?
why he right?
why I'd been beat her arse?
why i think i'm a hater?
why i say that cuz I think they could have found someone besides Beyonce behind to sing all them songs?
why she ain't the best singer?
why she really gon think she the stuff cuz she all cool w/barack and em?
why her and Oprah prolly got bedrooms in that joint?
why I think in Prez O's speech he took some jabs at Bush?
why i wish they would've panned over to bush's face?
why I think i'm through for now?
why I remembered one more thing?
why I miss Bammy?
why yall make me ill
why nola gon hate me too cause willie the gayest damn member
why micah in day26 is a fucking reality show waiting to happen
why imma cop making da band as usual
why big mike could get it tho
why imma say willie GAY again just to rub nola the wrong way
why yall BET NOT call my nigga david banner gay
why willie from day 26 gay
why i cant stop lmmfao cause nola gon kill me
why i agree we need to pop these whys on up to 100 posts in honor of bammy
why i cyber respect and lubs ericka but its clear she blinder than stevie wonder if she liked michelle's dress
why it reminded me of some drapes
why maybe if it was a diffrent color
why her shoes n gloves was wizard of oz emerald city green
why my fav wizard of oz charecter was the tin man
why i HATE the black version of that movie the wiz
why dat was some BS
why i could watch the original one over n over tho
why the scarecrow and the lion was bout 2 of the scariest muthafuckas
why if the tin man was getting jumped by them flying monkeys they ass would run in the other direction
why hubby aint looked like one of them flying monkeys
why she was mean too
why i'ma need to take a deep breath b4 I start some mo' why's???
why her and Oprah prolly got bedrooms in that joint?
^^^^^^^
LMAO...why you prolly right???
why I'll take the real wizard of oz over the ghetto version ANY day???
why the ghetto version scary as hell???
why the only part I like is when MJ be singing on the scarecrow hanger in the yard???
why my fave part of the real oz is the munchkins??? (eventho they hella scary too)
why i thought michelle's dress was ugly too??
why of all the damn colors to wear she pick neon booger green???
why she didn't just go with a traditional blue???
why i missed beyaki perform @ the ball???
why obana & dem had to attend 9 balls in 1 day???
why i woulda resigned after that???
why i woulda resigned after that???
^^^^why i am resign now offa that lmao
why chrissy tryna get me to rock her to her muh-fuggin socks talkin bout my man like that?
why David Banner is gay?
why I heard he got The AIDS?
why I'm bouta before Chrissy come back in here?
Toodle-loo
*bouta run
why chrissy tryna get me to rock her to her muh-fuggin socks talkin bout my man like that?
why David Banner is gay?
why I heard he got The AIDS?
why I'm bouta before Chrissy come back in here?
Toodle-loo
why nola a hater
why she just cant cept the fact that willie GAY
why if david got THE AIDS, willie gay ass drugged him, took da booty and left him for dead with the disease
why she said toodle-loo
why i died
why we gon be battling all damn day in deez whys nola till one of us rocks da other to they socks
why willie STILL gay
why he was gay 27 whys ago
why he gon be gay 27 whys later
why he was gay when he brushed his teefus this morning
why he was gay when he went to omarion house and chris stokes was there, and eddie murphy and jonny gill dame out the kitchen with some lemonade on a tray and some cookies, and they had on matching housecoats
why willie was gay when eddie greetes him by kissing him once on each cheek
why I know ya'll jjealous?
why I put two j's that mean ya'll really jealous?
^^^
WHY I'M BANNING NOLA FROM N'AWLINS FOR THIS HERE ?
WHY BOBBLE & ODEE CAN GO TO HELL TALKIN BOUT MY WIZ LIKE THAT ?
WHY I'M DONE OFFA BOBBLE DETOURING HER WHY'S SO SHE CAN TALK ABOUT WIZARD OF FLAKY OZ ?
WHY WIZ IS THE WAY IT'LL REALLY GO DOWN ?
WHY MY NECK IS BOTHERING ME ?
WHY I'MMA GET A ICED OUT CHAIN SAYING "DO NOT DISTURB" & ROCK THAT BITCH EVERYDAY ?
why bobble nutz
why diana ross was evreybit of 43 yrs old playing a damn kid in that movie
why micheal jackson just looked plain ole dumb
why i gotta voice this real quick so yall just roll with me
why that movie the american dream the jacksons been in heavy rotation on tv
why i watch it everytime its on
why there are a few particular scenes that make me say hmmmmmmmm
why its this one scene where the fake micheal is talking to the fake katie, (the momma) and the whole time she talking he sitting in a chair stroking a damn monkey
why i am guessing that monkey was supposed to be the infamous bubbles
why i wonder everytime i SEE that scene how many takes it took to get it right cause i KNOW evrybody on the damn set was laughing they ass off thinking bout the real mike sitting round holding convos while petting a monkey
why i swear angela basset looked like she wanted to laugh but her ass stood strong and didnt
why another scene is when mike get burned and roll down them gotdamn stairs makes me say hmmmmmm
why i am convinced that the making of that movie was pure comedy cause the dude who played mike, u cant tell me his ass aint laugh till the mad cows came home he was prolly like so u telling me, a grown ass man i gotta sit in a chair while holding a convo with my momma and pet this damn monkey, who was dressed in a gotdamn shirt btw and holding on to mike like the shit is normal
tis all
WHY I'MMA GET A ICED OUT CHAIN SAYING "DO NOT DISTURB" & ROCK THAT BITCH EVERYDAY ?
^^^^^^
Why that remind me of them old ghetto herring bone chains err'body use to have???
why i use to want one but my mama would never buy me one???
why my sista had one tho with her name on the charm???
why she had a mickey mouse one too???
why chrissy got me LMFAOOO about Willie ghey ass???
why i bet chris STRokes prolly be calling Diddy so he can do a collab with the group???
Why I miss Bammy, and even know her like that
Why the thought of someone taking my internet worse than someone taking my car
Why i need to rethink that and say, I'll keep my car over the internet, but I'd be real salty w/o the internet
why I love Chelle's yellow dress but hated that dress amde out of cotton balls and tissue paper
why Chelle's ball gown look like the toilet paper gowns you gotta make when you got to lame-o bridal showers
why Chelle don't care what I think
why Chelle got that good-good and Barack is super sprung
why that mulatto dude ain't going no-where, ain't gonna be no cheatin in the white house
why I wanna use old racial terms like mulatto and quadroon and make people angry for the rest of the day
why i'mma just do that, and call people oriental, just cuz
why ya'll hatin on the wiz
why was the wiz more believable than the wizard of oz
why both of them movies was equally scary though
why most children's story extra scary, like the Neverending Story and ET
why when I watched ET I made my mom leave the theater
Why I haven't watched ET since then
Why I'm so glad its Why Wednesday!?
Why I'mma say it again and say that I can't wait for I Love $$ 2, just so I can see greasy TWeed?
Why he go off on the Entertainer on the preview?
Why the men in this office like to dig in they ass so much, with no shame to they game?
Why I came in and actualy did work this mornin?
Why I wanna go to amatuer night at the skrip clubs like the gurls on Bad Girls Club?
Why I'mma make sure I don't get all f*cked up like KC/Kayla and end up with my face in the toilet like she did?
Why that bish was so drunk she started takin all her clothes off B4 she got on stage?
Why that lil madtv looking gurl gon say, as she was tryna put drunky's draws back on, "Ok, Kayla my heads by your vagina!"?
Why that lil yt gurl beat her loud mouf ass?
Why I really beleive that she really left cuz Tiffany was gon beat that a** if she got outta line w her again?
Why that Rock of Love Bus sh*t kills me?
Why I feel like I'm the only one who watches?
Why I need ya'll to confirm or deny my allegations?
Why I'mma save my why's for them until someone does?
Why I'm glad I had that lil vacay?
why et made me think bout the movie mac and me
why i bet no one remembers that
why i take that back bobble prolly do
why that movie was sad
why the neverending story tho, man DATS MY SHIT...
why i tried to get the kids to watch another classic, old yeller
why that movie is good
why i told my daughter it was kinda sad @ the end
why all her ass could focus on tho was how bad the younger kid was
why she was like he need a beating for the stuff he do
why i was like if this aint the pot calling the kettle
why my whys be going off into random rants
why dats how i rolls
why willie STILL GAY....
Why ya'll talkin smack about day 26
why if any of them dude is gay, it would be brian
why he wear them tiny cornrows all the time
why his neck meat be braided into them tiny cornrows
why willie could get it any day of the wek though
why could robert could get it any hour of the day though!!
why when Odara start talking about harringbone chains, I though about my college friend
why that chick would polish her h-bone chain every night like she was king tut or something
why her h-bone chain was extra thick though
why she only messed with guys who wore h-bones but those dude were always ugly
why she thought she was the ish, when a dude would 'lend' her his h-bone.
why we straight laffed in her face everynight when she be polishing her h-bone chain
why I love Chelle's yellow dress but hated that dress amde out of cotton balls and tissue paper
why Chelle's ball gown look like the toilet paper gowns you gotta make when you got to lame-o bridal showers
^^^Why I'mma agree with both these why's?
Why I bet that Cottonelle dress costs big $$ tho?
why I wanna use old racial terms like mulatto and quadroon and make people angry for the rest of the day
^^Why Imma go on and say that I've never heard of a damn "quandroon" b4 in my life and needs further explanation of what it is?
why et made me think bout the movie mac and me
why i bet no one remembers that
^^Why Bobble ain't the only one who kno bout Mac & Me??
Why me and my friends in college were so rude and mean?
Why we called this bish we ain't like MacNMe to her face?
Why we ain't care tho?
Why if ya'll met me back in my younger days ya'll wouldn't like me, for my attitudinal and meanish ways?
Why quadroon is a term used for people who got a 1/4 black in them (like your mom is black/white and your dad is white/white, they used it back in the day, 1800's)
Why I made a why out of that
why am I laffin about that
why I looved the WIZ?
why am i scared of ET too?
why I do agree w/Chrissy that if michelle's dress w/have been a different color it would've been cuter?
why thi--why i woulda resigned after that???
^^^^why i am resign now offa that lmao--deaded me 10x's?
why that mulatto do love her dirty drawz?
why i meet this guy that owns this club here?
why he got his stuff together?
why he 31 and ain't got a kid?
why we were at dinner and this ninja told me his friends dog bite him once?
why that ain't the kicker?
why he then proceeds to tell me he went back over there to fight the dog?
why he had a whole attack plan?
why i was mad i didn't drive?
why i now see why he ain't got no kids?
why i told him he needs to see somebody AND he prolly took medicine as a child and still needs it?
why i found that hilarious?
why he didn't?
why he said okay thats enough bout medicine?
why i was STILL lmao?
why i am trying to make myself like him cuz he got his shit together?
why i can't?
why diana ross was evreybit of 43 yrs old playing a damn kid in that movie
^^^
why i'mma hit bobble to something & tell her dianna played a 27 or something yr old school teacher who momma asked her when she gonna get married ?
why bobble better jump on the wiz bandwagon like me & ms lyssa ?
why wiz had the best jams on there ?
why i don't wanna think about how much i miss my bammykins lil sis ?
why i'mma keep on whying just for her ?
why i watched ET prolly twice my whole life ?
why i didn't like it cause i cried ?
why i like the dark crystal ?
why ya'll better cop that shit ?
why i remember macand me?
why they used to show it to us in school?
why if i was a teacher my kids would watch one movie per week?
why i'd be letting watch things like school dayz, life, and lean on me?
why they'd think i was the coolestt teacher?
why gina lick that G in his head on school dayz?
why i wonder how much they pay her to do that?
why gina gotta be rich cuz she been acting a long time?
why i'd be letting watch things like school dayz, life, and lean on me?
^^^^^DEAD
why his neck meat be braided into them tiny cornrows
^^^^
why it's time to ban ms lyssa for this right chere ?
why i know i saw mac n me but don't remember anything bout it ?
why mz p tripping if she thinks she's the only ditz watching rock of love bus ?
why i'mma give her freedom to voice her concerns ?
why are they still blocking baby b from getting online?
why am i just getting up from watching President coverage all night?
why did Michelle Obama look like a piece of Lemon Meringue Pie?
why she had some string hanging from the middle of the dress that was annoying the shit outta me?
why i feel like Prez gonna gave her the biz last night?
why i feel he aint ask her though..he did it on some sneaky dick in her back tip?
why it dont matter how powerful you are black men gonna be black men??
why did i see the biggie movie this weekend?
why they had lil kim looking a stalking freaky ass bitch?
why did the girl that played lil kim cuter than the real lil kim?
why they aint make the girl that played faith gain 23 pounds u know faith was a thick bitch back in the day?
why i almost fought this bitch at the movie theater cuz her fat man sat on my coat?
why i told her fat ass man "biggie shouldnt you be in the movie..why the fuck you out here sitting on my coat?
why i was watching the inauguration all day yesterday?
why i had to get used to that raw mustard color dress/coat combo Mich had on yesterday?
why i loved the "toilet paper/cotton ball" dress last night?
why Barack looked mesmerized by her beauty?
why my momma said, when they were dancing, "he bet not step on her dress before she punches him on national television."?
why i miss my Bammy laughing at me on Twitter?
why i think people look at my Twitter log and be like, "this chick is ker-razy!"?
why i got a big zit on my cheek?
WHY I MISSED SUNDAYS EPISODE OF THEM SKANS ON DA BUS
WHY THAT NEED TO BE THE NAME OF THE SHOW
WHY BRETT BE ACTING LIKE HE SHOCKED N SHIT BY SOMMA THE STUFF THEM SKANS DO AND SAY WHEN HE PROLLY HAS DONE WORSE
WHY THE DUDE WHO JUST BRING THE FOOD HERE FOT THE LUNCH TODAY COULKD GET IT
WHY HE CUTE BUT HE LOOK 18
WHY I WOULD BE HIS TEACHER
WHY MY JAM ON AND IMMA BOUT TO DANCE IN MY CHAIR....
Why DID gina lick that dude in school days
Why I remember Gina and Pam sung in Little Shop of Horrors movie
Why I used to LOVE that movie
Why I wanted a plant like the lil shop of horrors plant till that mug got big and started eating people
why I never saw lean on me
why when I tell black people that, they be wanting to punch me in the face
why i dont care though
why i watched life over christmas break and laffed like I never saw that movie
why i realized that eddie murphy is extra gay
Why I got nothing to really why about for once?
Why I lied?
Why was I disappointed and offended at Beyonce's nipples?
Why was I also disappointed at her Hubby's naps, aka tight ass BeedeeBee's aka curls?
Why Mariah fugged up Hero?
WHy I wanted to jump threw the screen and slap that hoe for fallin off?
Why is Shakira a singer?
Why she was yodeling the whole night?
Why I muted the TV whenever they put it on her or Mariah?
Why I been EXTRA freaky these last few days?
Why all I think is dick and how I'mma get it and what kind I want?
Why if I was single I would fugg a different dude every three hours?
Why I just need my back blown out?
Why is this the longest drought ever in my fuggin life?
Why I should give in but I aint?
Why?
why I never saw lean on me
^^^^why it aint nothing but joe clark yelling @ niggas so u aint missing shit
why that movie still kill me de fuck u turn a school like that around just by yelling and chaining a few doors
why big boy crying kills me
why i love the song in the bathroom
LOYALTY LOYAAAAAAALTYEEEEEEE
why i thought them niggas was force mds or full force, and not just some random actors singing
why my momma try to tell me that Beyonce was rocking her own hair last night?
why me and my baby sis looked at her like she was crazy?
why Stevie Wonder needs to get a new caretaker? cuz them cornrows start halfway down his head and he's still rocking shoulder pads.
why i think those clothes are holdovers from the 70s and 80s?
why was Shakira there? last i checked, she was Colombian and she can't even speak English!
Why Clinton, from What Not To Wear, just quoted Kelis' Milkshake?
why it's so cold outside, that i'm in the house and my nipples are hard?
Why is Shakira a singer?
Why she was yodeling the whole night?
^^^^why i been saying her ass need to be a belly dancer in some indian restauraunt
why her ass prolly did fuck up but i missed it
why i missed bey and her nipples too
why i keep hearing ppl talk bout beys nipples like they have a life of they own
why i wonder what the issue was with em
why y'all making me wanna watch Lean On Me today?
why i can't wait for it to be warm in NYC so i can rock all of my open toed stilettos that i brought back with me from Miami?
why my sister keep eyeing my shit and i'm bout to cut her lil ass?
why if you know me, you know i don't play with my shoes?
why i am still trying to find season 1 of the golden girls?
Why you could see them flashing lights threw the dress?
Why was that SOOOOOOOO fuggin inappropriate for last night?
Why the cameraman kept cutting her ass out the screen because of them nips?
Whe most of her shots were from the shoulders up?
Why Tina shoulda put some pasties over them thangs?
WHY I'M STILL MAD AT MARIAH THOUGH??
Why Mary J. was killing that shit?
Why seeing old white people dance kills me?
Why they be jamming tho?
Why since BobbleLouMae & Chrissy LewizaJenkinsMarsala watch Rock of Love Bus I'mma spit some concerns?
Why I was glad he sent the exPornStar home?
Why she certified klooney?
Why she stole they stank socks and kept food in her bed?
Why was her bed pissy?
Why that bish KILL'T me when she kept standing up there smiling after being eliminated?
Why the other gurl w/ the boyf knew she wasn't there for Bret?
Why I wanna kno what type of ZackMorris cellphone she had?
Why I woulda asked Bret for the $$ to fix my implant?
Why when they went to the strip club, the model gurl had to show all she got?
Why Jennifer/GeorgeAnne(tomboy) whatever her name is too funny?
Why I think if she don't start giving it up, her ass gon get kicked off the show?
Why the black gurl just don't sit right w me?
Why I try hard to look at her and see her beauty but she has none?
Why I'm surprised she still on the show?
why i didn't see bey's body?
why i know she is super embrassed by them nips?
why i thought them niggas was force mds or full force, and not just some random actors singing
^^^^
bobble they were a group called "RIFF"....i kinda remeber them as a group after the movie but don't know the songs...i'mma hafta look into it when i get home
Why I missed them nipples and MzCarey last night?
Why from these why's I'm reading I'm glad I did?
Why I wanna kno how Nick Cannon got to Dj the ball?
Why I just answered my own question in my head, Mariah put it in her contract that he had to tag along with her?
Why I was dead offa Shakira ass too?
Why I was even more DEADER when taht bish pulled out that damn harmonica?
Why I wanna kno who selected the playlist for last nights event?
Why MzBiden looked HAWT in her red dress, but she need to eat more?
Why Sting look like the homeless guy on the bike that I used to see all the time last summer?
Why when these celebs have all this money they want to look like bums?
why i gotta make sure my ass catch the episode i missed of them skanks cause it soundws like i missed alot
why that porn star NUTZ
why the black girl aint got no beauty to find mzp so stop looking lol
why i'm bout to jump on the bus with pfunk ?
why the ex porn star drove me when she was purring & doing some so called sexy move when she was one on one with the camers ?
why bret wanna "marry" a skank ?
why he needs more people ?
why homegurl sttod on that stage like niggais u sick ? u want me to do what ?
why nigga can't get mad if that not how she rock ?
why cellphone girl's mouf irks me ?
why she got an old cruvilla devilee or whatever her name is kinda mouf ?
why she said he wears extentions ?
why whoever she was talking to should have known that from watching the first episode ?
why that nigga said he paid good money for them too lol ?
why black girl looks perty WITHOUT the makeup ?
why the makeup makes her look stupid like that white chick with that black shit on her eyes ugh !?
Why I'm LOL @ 504 1st why?
Why I tried to block that sh*t out so I forgot about it?
Why I still can picture how she was making her eyes roll?
Why that bish need to stop tryna be wholesome and go back to makin movies?
Why Bret killed me when he said he still gon cop her DVD collection?
Why that bish musta been in a whole bunch of movies if she got a DVD COLLECTION?
Why Imma need to cop that scene w the black girl not having any makeup on to see if I can spot this beauty?
Why I felt bad for her when she hit her head, but DIED when she yelled out to the pornstar SOCKSTEALER!?
Why 504 kill't me talkin bout some damn Cruella?
Why now that u mention it her ass do look like her? lol
Why my fav is the Brazillian who can't speaka no good english?
Why she just need someone to understand her and her tequila addiction?
Why I bet them bishes breaf b STANK w all that likka they be drinkin?
why the why's still ain't @ 100???
why i'ma be back atleast 12 mo' times cause we got a goal to reach???
why chrissy don't know mac & me was my SHIT???
why i loved them cause they was like a whole ET family???
why the neverending story was also my shit???
why i use to think that big ass flying dog was really a white dragon???
why i'ma go'head & say eff the police again???
why original annie use to be my SHIT too???
why i know all the scenes by HEART???
why i use to wish Dady Warbucks was my daddy too???
why Fifo the lil big eared rat use to be my movie too???
why i break down every time him & his sister sing that song???
why The Land Before Time was my movie, the one where them baby dinosaurs got lost
why I'll watch a good old cartoon before I watch a grown-up movie anyday
why peeps get angry about that
why peeps stay telling someone they need to grow up
why i be like, i am a grown up, i got grown up bills, and a grown up job
why i randmonly wanted to kick my co-worker in his jaw today, karate kid style
why i just wanted to do it to see what would happen
why i be wanting to hit random people (like stragers at bus stops) just to see what they would do
why would I run so fast if someone tried to punch me back
why i'm supposed to be on a diet
why that mug worked good for like a week and I was like -okay i'm good
why am I gonna get back on it , cuz I got a point to proe to these ninjas out here
why I need to be extra fly for my graduation in June, cuz my ex may come down
why females always wanna show the ex what he could have had, on some old 'put a ring on it' type stuff
why if you ask a chick, she'll deny that plan, but on the real, everyone wants that moment.
why a dude looking salty cuz he don't have you is better than an ice cream cone on a hot summer day
why i despise pliers & everything he stands for or sit for ?
why i despise pliers & everything he stands for or sit for ?
^^^^^^^
why i'ma have to totally agree with that???
why i just don't like niggas wit' gold teeth tho???
why i always attract the gold tooth bandits tho???
why they don't know gold teeth went out in 95 with the herring bones???
why this cold weather keep making me ashy???
why would I run so fast if someone tried to punch me back
Why Lyssa kilt me with that mental picture?
Why I wouldnt run tho?
Why I'd turn around and clock that ass in the throat?
Why people play too much?
Why I be wanting to hit people too, cept with my car?
Why this frail hoe walks in front of my car as I'm bout to turn on a one way skreet?
Why if it hadda been no street lights, Idda nudged her ass real hard like with my truck?
Silly Bitty.
Why all yall stoopid?
Why i ain't really got no whys
Why i got a check for wait for it wait for it, $10.10 from my insurance company?
why i don't even know why i got it?
why i'm surely gone take it tho.
why Wille from Gay 26 whoops i mean Day 26 is a cutie but the rest of them fools is gay
why i'mma stop why'n cuz the "man" might be watching
why I waited til everybody was gone to come back and why?
why WILLIE AINT GAY so stop trying to fugg things up for me?
why he got p*ssy lips?
why I don't know what that mean exactly, people used to say it when I was in school and I used to go along with it like I knew what they was talking about?
why I wanna punch somebody and run like Ms Lyssa?
why I just wanna walk up on them real slow like I'm bouta start a conversation and punch them and scuuuuurrr outta there?
Eat my dust.
why I got somebody in mind for that shit?
why I hate her from the pits of my soul?
why I liked the Wiz too?
why my fave song is "You Can't Win"?
why Imma sing a little of it for ya'll?
*singing* You can't win, you can't break even and you can't get out of the game.
why I like to cyber-sing?
why I sound good when I cyber-sing too?
watch this:
Ease on down, ease on down the road.
See that sounded good huh?
why I watch skanks on a bus too?
why that big bodyguard be handling them skanks?
why he talk to them kinda rough-like?
why the porn ho never explained why she needed them socks?
why she be sucking ketchup packs?
why I just imagine that her snatch be hanging loose from so much usage?
why it probably be falling out her draws and she be having to stuff it back in?
why David Banner still gay?
why he be effing mens for studio time?
why his dang-a-lang probably wet and slimy?
Ugh I just grossed myself out. I quit.
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