Open Letter

Dear Thong Makers,

There seems to be a common problem occurring with your under-garments. For women with more than enough junk in their trunk these items are not very comfortable to wear. They seem to want to become one with our bodies, and in doing so they get stuck all up in ya ass. Which makes it that much harder to come out. We understand that they are really made for men in the first place but can we at least have a lil room to breathe down there? Now we are telling you this for YOUR benefit because many woman rather not wear thongs anyway, and what happens when women aren't wearing underwear? They go commando, we didn't go to business school but we think that might mean you'll lose money.

Now, please understand we are in no way shape fashion or form want to single handedly shut down the thong bidness, all we want is to be comfy when we are cute, here are a few suggestions below that you all can feel free to read, take the ideas and run with em so all us big booty ladies (little booty ladies too) can feel comfy when we got a thong on.....

*LACE AINT CHA FRIEND them lacy thongs itch and they claw ya booty up something fierce dont use lace ever again to make a thong

*Please add this as a size OOCA (out of control ass) right along with sizes S M L AND XL

*Also u might wanna just add a disclaimer to all thongs that say something to the effect like u may suffer from sever side effects like nausea, headaches, soreness in the ass crack, irritability, ya know stuff like that so women can be made aware of what they getting into when they purchase a thong....

So can you please, go back to the drawing board.

Best wishes,

Two Ditzy Broads