Bammy's Why's
Why I was so excited for Nip/Tuck last night I forgot to watch Fringe?
Why Nippy Tuck is gonna be real interesting this year, i can feel it.
Why scary movies ain't scary no more?
Why I swear if I don't read Eclipse and Breaking the Dawn soon I'm gonna google some sh!t and that will NOT be good.
Why I started to work on my short story again?
Why some of yall (CHRISSY) prolly think i'm a mess cause I ain't never finish it?
Why it's okay though cause I know I am.
Why I think I'm addicted to Lipton Brisk Iced tea Lemon flavor?
Why I can't wait to eat my chinese food for lunch?
Chrissy's Why's
Why i been done with bammy after she left me dangling with that story lol
Why i thought bammy was talking bout Michelle album when she said breaking the dawn lmao
Why i get tired of coming into a cold ass office every morning
Why a bish hungry as hell
Why imma halt my whys casue i am cold n hungry.....
Why i thought bammy was talking bout Michelle album when she said breaking the dawn lmao
Why i get tired of coming into a cold ass office every morning
Why a bish hungry as hell
Why imma halt my whys casue i am cold n hungry.....
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why i got gas
why i wanna fart but ppl keep walking throo my door
why imma just let er rip
why yall betta get these why's poppin
why imma tell bammy chris paul got a baby on da way
why imma ask bammy is she the mammy
why she gon slap me fa that lmao
Why I'm happy its Why Wednesday?
Why I don't have that many why's tho?
Why I'm just gon make up some sh*t to why about?
Why RaeMae really need to go get a doctor's license?
Why I say license like all u gotta go do is take one test and u a doctor?
Why if u could do that it would b alot of klooney's out here gettin certified?
Why I never tie my shoes up when I wear my timbo's?
Why I'm thinkin I wanna cut my hair again?
Why do I miss it so much?
Why is it whenever a woman needs some change in her life, she go chopping her hair off?
Why I just wanna do somethin drastic like cut it all off and dye it hot pink?
Why I'm lyin bout that hot pink sh*t cuz I would neva?
Why I'm so excited my bestie is getting married this Saturday!?
Why I'm mad cuz I ain't lose no weight?
Why I'mma squeeze all this jelly into bout 2 spanx getups?
Why I asked this dude to be my date, but I wanna take it back now?
Why I think he gon b mad?
Why I don't give a flying f*ckaroo?
Why I'mma end this why session right now before I have a thousand why's about nothing?
why i need to know where Chrissy got that information from?
why i'm hurt that i AIN'T the mammy?
why i wanna know who told hm he could get some hooka pregnant?
why i'm sad now?
why the first half of my whys gone be depressing???
why i REALLY hate my job???
why all these mofos can EAT.SHIT.DIE???
why my female problems is on it's 8th day & still going STRONG???
why ima kick my doc in the mofo throat if she don't figure out whats wrong???
why err'time I bite down on one of these gotdamn chips its a mofo standing @ my window needing some assistance???
why I can't eat my chips in peace???
why I know I'm gonna have a attitude all day???
why ninjas so needy???
why this the end of my depressing why's???
why i just caught the real/chance rerun last night???
why my man Micah had jokes for dayyyyys???
why that's prolly really chance playing two parts???
why the fuck was bugs in the house??
how the fuck did a kamoto dragon get in the damn house???
why I woulda quit the show after seeing that roach???
why I can't wait to watch for the love of ray j???
why eventho he dumb & ghey...imma go'head & side with chrissy & say he is cute???
why i'ma be back real soon???
why mzp talking bout she gon squeeze into some spanx lmao
why i am laughing cause that sound like some shit i'd do, just say fuck it i aint gon loose no weight so imma try to play it off and squeeze into some spanx, get a girdle and just be uncomfortable the whole time, but damn it if i aint fine.....lol
why i feel better cause that gas offa my tummy
why i dont want bammy to be sad over chris paul 12 yr old looking ass
why i bet aint no female tryna to have that dude baby who say he 22 but he look 62.....lmao
why i know bammy know his name i just cant think of it
why i really aint got too many whys
why i wanna know where bobble @
why her ass supposed to be reminding me to catch the real world tonight
why i really do not like this nosy bitch @ my job fa real that bitch got issues with her nosiness
why Ima why about my job as usual?
why I was walkin in this mornin and this chick was like hey girl whatcha doin?
why I said what it look like I'm doin, I'm walkin into this hellhole?
why she said girl don't be like that, it's a job?
why I said bitch shaddup?
why she only saying that cause she leaving our dept?
why she know I want to leave the dept too?
why I don't wanna work for who she going to work for though?
why I like leaving people on hold just to see how long they gone hold?
why Ima get in trouble for that ish one day?
why I don't care?
why Ima be back with more whys in a minute?
odara, why i forgot to address them bug issues
why i am glad u brought it up so i can say some shit on it
why they need an exterminator
why the house look raggedy as hell
why them houses they do them reality shows in be the same houses over n over
why they prolly dont even fix the houses up, they just throw some differnt beds n scenery in there and start filiming the next show
why that scream queens house was the same house from g's to gents
why i was prolly the only fool who watched them last two shows i mentioned
why imma get back to the alleged lizard in the crib tho
why that wasnt a fucking lizard that was a baby croc or alligator lmmfao
why idda bounced offa the spiders alone i wouldnt stick round to get eliminated cause the spiders would have eliminated me
why that's prolly really chance playing two parts???
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I am dead.
Odara --->
Why I don't give a flying f*ckaroo?
^^^
Why i'm stealing that?
why i wanna tell deezy my sh!t be lasting for like 10 days sometimes
why i can feel her pain?
why i know who Chrisy was talking bout
why is his name Greg Oden
why he sho iz ugly?
why i'm eating some chips too
why i got a really bad headache?
why imma need bammy and odara to go to the dr asap cause having to bleed over 5 days should be illegal lol
why i was cramping so bad on monday tho i thought i was gon die
why i didnt tho
why idda died in the middle of the lobby floor here on top of a pile of x-mas lights and decorations cause i was taking down the office tree
why i agrain with nola tho that is chance with a wig on
why that wig chance aka micah be wearing look like my auntie sedalia church wig
why her momma name her sedalia
why that shit sound french n country
why ain't sedalia went wig shopping all the time but only wore that one micha/chance wig
WHY DID i FINALLY SEE fRINGE FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT?
Why I didn't realize I was typing in all CAPS?
Why do I loooove Fringe?
Why it's so freaky (not in a nasty way)?
Why did I fall asleep and miss Nip/Tuck?
Why am I pissy about that?
Why do I hate my job to Odara?
Why I tried to go on Nodays blog and you now need a password?
why am I pissy about that too?
Why my two of my friends used to bleed crazy like that (for days and heavy)?
Why they both had cysts?
Why i'ma need for both of ya'll to make sure you don't?
Why I'll miss reading ya'll why's to much for you to be down and out?
Why do why Wednesdays make my whole week?
Why I wish it was why wednesday everyday? =D
why i tried to go to his blog too E, and i couldnt get in but i thought he just banned my ass
why i feel better now cause its not just me he banned
why i need to get on to his blog tho so i can ask bout his wedding plans
why E only come here on wednesdays
why me and bammy gon do why wednesday on a monday and trick yall ass one day
lmao why that would be funny
OHHHH LORD, My why's are real angry!
Why my job sucks giant super monkey balls!
Why I wanna run through the office suite screaming
why that wouldn't faze none of these ninjas
why I work with all black people
why they shady and all the shady business that goes with it
why we got a new dude, bt he gonna get corrupted too
why are project is going down faster than a hoe at mardi gras but don't nobody care
why i feel bad for the students we serve
why they be actin the fool too
why i wanted to punch ths one student in the face cuz she 18 and don have an ID card
why that chick looked like a boy
why she actually looked like lil wayne w/o the tattoos
why her mama didn't know what state she was in for 2 whole months!
why people don't care about their kids
why i'm whyed out right now, but I know I'll be back
why I hope ya'll havin a better day than I am at thi moment
why NOLA got ppl on hold for hours???
why they prolly call back & she put 'em back on hold???
why I be having ninjas on hold forever too???
why its only cause I forget about they asses tho??
why if you have them on hold too long the phone will start ringing like its a brand new call???
why it be the same mofo who was hold???
why i'm drinking some purple gatorade & it got my teeth purple??
why I don't give a damn tho...cause I plan not to smile @ all today???
why chrissy killin' me talking bout they use the same house over & over???
why they prolly just throw the old props & shit in the back???
why they prolly tell the cast members to bring they own decorations???
why i'm so glad bammy can relate to my pain???
why i'm bout to google Greg Oden??
why me and bammy gon do why wednesday on a monday and trick yall ass one day
lmao why that would be funny
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why that had me lol'n like for real??
Why E saw Fringe and I'm tad bit jealous?
Why Ms. said her job sucks giant super monkey balls like regualr ol monkey balls ain't good enough?
why i'm LMAO
why i sent n0 a email
why he dropped a comment in the last post saying we gotta e-mail him to see his blog now?
why i think yall need to do that?
Why bammy trippin?
Why I come here erday, I just don't comment?
Why I normally miss the showss ya'll talking about (ex.real chance of love)?
Why nodays be trippin?
why lil mama prolly found his page and put her mack hand down?
why he better get it together cuz I need to read about his family and the super at least ever two weeks?
why my engine break on my car right after x-mas/
why it cost 2k to fix?
why i told my son if it had of happened the 24th Santa wouldve skipped our house?
why not having a car show you who your friends are?
why greg oden look like a mix between lebron james & shabba???
Why I never watch real chance at love but ya'll commentary give me enough to picture it in my head
why i haven't had cable in like 7 years
why i always watch shows on my comp now like it's cable
why i get made though, that the websites don't be updating the shows fast enough
Why I wanna know who this dude is that won't let ya'll on his website
why I wanna get on his website ust to be nosy
why is other people's business so interesting sometimes
why i am a master ear-hustler, and be getting unnecessary info on people
why that info be coming in handy sometimes though
why they prolly just throw the old props & shit in the back???
why they prolly tell the cast members to bring they own decorations???
^^^^^^^^^^^^
lmmfao why you right odara
why them ole colorful ass bed n a bag sets be theirs that they got from burlington right when they knew they was coming on the show
why i swear all it seem like they do is paint one wall a bright ass color throw some shams up and call it a mansion
why i bet the doorknobs and shit be falling all off in dey hands
why it prolly be holes in da wall from the last cast members from when they was brawling
why i need to know who watch the bad girls club so we can talk bout them silly simple ho's .....
why LMAO why LMAO DEADED @ Deezy...i think he looks like a prehistoric cro-magnon man...
why greg oden look like a mix between lebron james & shabba???
why i told my son if it had of happened the 24th Santa wouldve skipped our house?
^^^^
Why I almost choked reading that!
Why I knew a dude that looked like shabba
Why that dude was jamaican
Why did santa skip our house one year
Why my mama buy us PJ's, Socks, a bible, and nintendo that year
why we was disappointed
why she did not care
why she threaten to give our nintendo to poor-er kids than us
why I was like, there can't be anyone poor-er than us
why was I a snobby lil joker
why I woulda beat myself if I was the parent
why I sympathize whit Ms.Lyssa cause I can't imagine working with all black folks???
why I had a interview & the whole company was black???
why that shit was unbelievable??
why it was only 7 of them tho???
why I was like hell naw this can't be real???
why they parking lot was full of jags & benz's & shit???
why i was like hell naw these niggas prolly selling drugs???
why the interview ended with us talking about eyeshadow & lipgloss???
why I knew I didn't get the job after that???
Why my mama buy us PJ's, Socks, a bible, and nintendo that year
^^^^^^why i am DEADED....
why i can't stop laughing at yall???
why i worked as a telemarkter when i was 19 and the company was full of black young ignant ass ppl
why i was the new chick on da block and all the niggas wanted me
why i got talked bout from the time i started that job till the time i quit by them simple ass hos that worked there
why this one dude tried everyday to get @ me and everyday i shot that lame ass nigga down
why he thought he was the shit cause he was a manager
why i was like nigga what DO you manage
why he was like dont worry bout all that just let me know what u need and i got you
why i bet his ass aint make but 8 an hr as a manager
why he dressed in 3 ppiece suits n shit to walk round the bldg and do nothing
lmmfao why that shit is funny as hell
why i bet his ass still there @ t hat job
Why Bammy can steal my ish, its ok?
Why I'm so sleepy?
Why I really need to get me some ASAP or I'm gonna scream?
Why I got niggas who tryna give me the d*ck but I'm bein very selective?
Why I'm not f*ckin w u if the d*ck is medium sized?
Why I'm tryna make sure I give it to the BIGGEST playa I got on my team?
Why I'm doin that bc I need to get punished?
Why I wanna go out and get f*cked up w my gurls but I'm broke?
Why I'm not really broke but I don't have $$ to just f*ck off with?
Why I'm not gon go out bd I think I may have one of those "Patron Shot" nights?
Why it smell like a vitamin bottle in this office today?
Why bosslady had to go home to take care of her mama cuz she sick?
Why bumknee was there helpin her granny?
Why bumknee planning a wedding?
Why bosslady, as much bs she talk, and my bossman gon pay for the wedding?
Why I hear her whispering on the phone talkin bout "if u save some $$, I'll match the amount u save"?
Why I don't believe bumknee gon save no damn $$ bein as tho she spends all her $$ on her crackish-lookin intervention-needin bf?
Why that last why made me laugh?
Why is today payday and I'm still broke?
Why Chrissy ain't neva send my $20 and I really need it?
Why I'm still thinkin bout Chance talkin bout Rabbit's whiskers on her face?
Why Risky betta win?
why mzp gotta brang up bumknee making me laugh when i still got gas
why i did send that 20.00 but i sent it to my man not choo lol
why dick n sex is over rated to me
why sex is sex is sex
why i dont get how a female loose her mind over some dick
why that aint never happened to me
why i might just need some dick and dont know it
why i dont feel horny tho
why we always end up talking bout sex
why tangela ass aint here yet
why bobble aint either
why imma just stop checking for them hefas cause bobble prolly feels ill due to the baby bobble and tanglea prolly sore from working out
why imma go play me a room escape game cause a nigg done got bored
why i got my period again..it just came too effing weeks ago?
why its messing up my sex flow?
why it really aint..ill just lie and say its over when its really not?
why the place look like a murder scene when we finish sexing when i got my period?
why i still cant find no job?
why the only people called me about a job was somplace offering a damn internship?
why i told them my broke life was an internship for kids who think school isnt for them?
why the place look like a murder scene when we finish sexing when i got my period?
^^^^^ why that is funny to me
why you talking like it be bloody handprints all over the walls n shit
why sex on ya cycle is nasty to me tho
why i wouldnt wanna clean shit up
why it would feel nasty n gushy
why hubby wouldnt go fa that noway
why imma tell notch she gon get a job, she just gotta wait till the right one come along
why that was lame advice tho wasnt it notch lol
why you prolly like bish stfu i need a job now a bitch gotta eat
why imma still say you gon get a job, and its gon be one u actually like
why i still feel dramoody???
why i need a energy drink???
why imma tell chrissy thats some awesomely great advice???
why i ain't neva liked a job I had tho???
why men think all bishes use kotex???
who the fuck uses kotex tampons???
why kotex like the broke down hoopty of the tampons???
why the bathroom @ work only got kotex???
why i don't think they even still make kotex???
why ima need nigga to know that tampax pearls are the shiiiiid?
why if I eva hear a nigga say kotex again ima stab him???
why i'm dying @ NOLA's murder scene???? hahahahha
why imma apologize for bringing up kotex's & shit!
why i say EFF ALL tampons cept for playtex cuz well we sell them but still...
why tampons scare me?
why i've never used one?
why am i sharing this with yall? lmao
Why I come here at 9am PST and there are 32 gotdamn WHY's?
Why I look cute for the 3rd day in a row?
Why one of my resolutions was to leave the house looking like the Diva I am?
Why I been keepin' it up?
Why I started using this wax on my ends and that shit is FIYAH!?
Why I was so fuggin itchy-bay yesterday?
Why one of my other resolutions was to stop cussing so much?
Why is shit one of my fave cuss words tho?
Why is the Eff bomb also tho?
Why should I just get some out for the day: phuck phuck phuckity phuck face phunk phucking phuckery!?
why ima tell bammy a horror story I heard about a tampon when I come back from lunch????
why she need to get hip to the game tho???
why once you use one you will NEVER go back???
LOL
why deezy wanna scare me more?
Why Odara ol slave owning ass acting siddity over some damn tampons?
Why don't hoes know COTTON IS COTTON IS COTTON?
Why I buy whatever is the cheapest because I know in the end ALL them hoes going down the toilet?
Why therefore if Kotex is the cheapest then THAT is what I will buy?
Why I dont fugg with Kotex pads tho?
Why I dont even wear them bloody diapers, but I'm juss saying them hoes is thick?
Why in jr high my best friend mama wasnt cool like my mama and made her wear them bloody diapers?
Why one day this fine boy named James came and touched her booty and felt ALLLLLLLL that diaper in his hands and no ass?
Why that nigga YELPED out loud in the gymnasium?
Why I had to close my eyes and pray to keep from laughing and losing my best friend?
Why after that incident I had to bring her some damn tampons to school?
Why we had a special locker that kept all our "grown woman" shit in?
Why our grown woman shit consisted of tampons, wet ones, black eye liner, glitter pens, beepers, and doritos?
Why I'm watching this Rock Of Love Bus bs?
Why I wanna kno how de fuck these bishes got that damn drunk in 10 min?
Why I died a lil when that DJ gurl pulled out her rap on some "Genital Herpes" & "Gohnorea" info sheets?
Why that black gurl look like an alien mixed w a lil Naomi Campbell?
Why I think I can't spell too good today so please do mind if I mispelled a couple words here in my why's?
Why them too drunk bishes fell out on stage?
Why them nasty skanks on the stage made a porno outta that concert?
Why alla them gurls, cept for a few, look like they got some sh*t?
why they must be a tad bit wild for it to look like a murder scene?
why I just get a DARK colored towel?
why one day my father said something about telling one of his girl to just grab the towel?
why i threw up a lil in my mouth?
why my daddy is fine?
why did two of my fake cousins screw him?
why they real first cosins?
why he took one to floria?
why he took the other to wherever the mall of america is?
why they both think they trip was better then the other one?
why i cussed both them nasty skeezes out?
why my dad only 46?
why yall was prolly thinking he was super old?
Why I Had Said I Wasn Gonna Why Today?
Why I'm Up In Here Doin It Anyways?
Why I Started My Biology Class On Monday?
Why The Teacher Is So Tiny?
Why He Talk Tiny Too?
Why I Was Sitting In The 2nd Row And Still Couldnt Hear Ish He Was Sayin?
Why I Sat In The First Row Yesterday And Still Couldnt Hear Ish?
Why I Feel Like Startin Him A Collection To Get Him A Microphone?
Why It's A Bunch Of High School Students In My Class?
Why They So Dumb?
Why I Had To Do Lab With One Of Them Yesterday?
Why He Didnt Know Ish?
Why He Write In Pen After The Teacher Said To Use Pencil?
Why He Kept Askin Me If I Was Mad At Him?
Why I Stood Up From My Seat And Stood Over Him The Whole Lab?
Why I Felt Like The Teacher?
Why I Wanted To Put My Hand On My Hip And Tap My Foot?
Why He Was Makin Me So Mad?
Why I The Chixx That Was In My Group Had Drama?
Why She Wanna Talk About Her Momma During Lab?
Why I Was Like Shut Up Already?
Why At The End Of The Lab I Got Real Mad And Snatched They Papers And Asked Them What Time They Plan On Comin In 2mrw?
Why I Know They Was Like She A Bitch?
Why Imma Let Them Know That I Plays No Games When It Comes To My Science Classes?
Why I Gotta Go Now Cuz I Gotta Finish Up My Homework?
Why I Miss Yall Tho?
WHY LADYBUG Wasnt Even Trynna Hear My Story Earlier?
Why She Gone Read About It Tho?
why i hang around a bunch of dumb ass bytches
why i know that a few of them want my dip but i would cut they throat
why this one super bytch that claim to be my best friend tried to come on to my dip the other day
why i still haven't said anything to her yet
why i no if i stop talking to her the bytch would commit suicide
why i told the bytch to get therapy a long time ago
why i think she may have been abused as a child that's why she has issues now
why my dip don't see a problem with her tryin to come on to him and was like "you just have to trust me".....wtf
why i had to stop myself from stabbing his ass
why i needed to vent, i'm glad i got that off of my chest
why I feel like my day has gone to the shitter now that bosslady is back?
why she couldn't just stay home?
why she come back and the first thing that came outta her mouf was huuuuuufffff?..lmfao
why I'm convinced now that that's just how she breaths?
why this bish just come in here tryna sell some sh*t?
why she tryna b extra friendly?
why she reminds me of them damn bishes that I'm watching on Rock of Love?
why I'm so ready for lunch that I think my stomach is about to attack itself?
why my boss asked me what was wrong with me?
why i say nothing?
why i bet he can tell i don't wanna be up in here today, so much so that its making me look depressed..lol?
why bosslady gon b pissed when she see me turn this Rock of Love show back on?
why I don't care cuz I'll b officially on my lunch break?
why I don't kno what I wanna eat?
why I think I'mma go'on head and swipe this giftcard I got for domino's?
why is some HOT wings calling my name right about now?
why outta all the shit in tangy's grown woman locker...the BEEPER thru me off the most???
why err'body thought a ninja wit a beeper was the shit???
why my sis use to own one that had a 1-800 number???
why even the thought of a pager remind me of that scene in menace II society when Kaine was in class reading the digits off his beeper???
why I'm gonna have to object & say that all cotton ain't the damn same???
why Kotex cotton feel like wool covered in heavy duty paper towels???
why that shit is NOT ok???
why erika got kissing cousins???
why my mama use to make me go to all the family reunions cause she was like u need to meet all ya cuzins so you won't marry one???
Why I come back in here and ya'll talkin bout periods
Why ya'll talkin smack about KOTEX though
Why is Kotex Tampons all I use and them Pearls can go kick rocks
Why Kotex pads are bad for business though
Why I get angry when grown chicks ain't never used a tampon before.
why I wanna buy you box, ship it to you, and change ya life
Why sexin on your period seem like the nastiest thing though
why I ued to have a friend who old dude used to only wann do her when she was on the monthly
why he used to eat her out too on her period
why that made me throw-up a little.
"why he used to eat her out too on her period"
^^^^^^^^^^
why i'm gone recommend ms. lyssa to be temporarily banned for giving me that mental pic...
eeeeewwwwww... LMAO!!!!
Why ya'll pure souls, cleansed by lambs get so scared when folks mention periods and sex?
Why I feel stank once again?
Why sex during menstruation eases my cramps and I wish a FOOL would deny me my rights to stage a massacre in my own damn bed?
Why ya'll pure souls, cleansed by lambs get so scared when folks mention periods and sex?
Why I feel stank once again?
Why sex during menstruation eases my cramps and I wish a FOOL would deny me my rights to stage a massacre in my own damn bed?
^^^^^^^^^
Why is that Hilarious to me?
Why you wanna stage a massacre in yo house
Why is the 's' button sticking on my keyboard
why i realized how many words i ue with the letter 's' in them
why i gotta push the 's' button extra hard when i'm typing
why i think i got granola bar crumbs in my key board
why my co-workers leave to go see a dude about some 'hot' flat screen TV's
why they stay buying 'hot' items with no serial numbers
why black people the first to buy some illegal stuff, but get made when they tuff get stolen
Why Lyssa, cause it ease my phuckin cramps, thats why?
Why I make sure I lay a black towel down tho so I phuck my sheets up?
Why I never get on top because I tried that once and it looked like Cold Case file up in that B!tch!?
i'm soooo glad Ike is muslim!
i'm soooo glad Ike is muslim!
^^^ DEADED!!!!
Why Isaac ain't no damn muslim?
WHy muslims aint afraid of no blood?
Why I wanna know whats you excuse now, Oh Holy Pure One?
Why One Of My Ex's Didnt Mind Engagin In Bloody Acts Once A Month Wit Me?
Why I Didnt Care Cuz He Turned Me On So Much These Legs Was Open 24/7?
Why That Ish Hurt Afterwards Tho?
Why It Feel Like Yo Ish Done Split Open?
Why I Aint Found Nobody Since Him To Do That Ish?
Ike is an "Nontraditional" Muslim!
why de fuck these whys turned into a bloody massacre?
lmmfao why i am not @ all surprised billy sexes while she messes
why her trollop ass is mo trollop-ish than i am
why i was the trollop till she bust on the scene
LMAO.
WHy you suck at why's?
WHy you should be banned for NOT playing by the rules?
Why Im now in a pissy mood?
Why it's prolly cuz I aint ate since breakfast?
Why I did good and ran three miles this morning?
why i prolly suck right now cause a bish sleepy
why you need not worry bout my why'n
why you betta worry bout timmy and his dyslexic doggie j's
why everytime i picture them shoes in my mind i giggle
why they look like some shoes u put on a parapalegic puppy
why i aint even see a jump man on me
why timmy go to the park to ball with the other dogs and they clown on his j's
why they never pic his ass to be on they team
why i am done fa now cause a bish mind done got cloudy from sleep
why I hate yall and I aint whying no more?
why Ms. Lyssa gone be mad at me b/c I've never used a tampon?
why I don't want no plastic stuck up my cooch all day?
why it's a moot point cause I don't get cycles no more?
why I don't know what murder scene Odara talking about?
why I just won "Triflin Employee of the Month"?
why I'm proud of that?
why my plaque is on a sheet of legal pad paper?
why I know yall jealous of that?
why my main goal at work is to see how many clients I can piss off without getting caught?
why today was probably my laziest day ever at this job?
why I aint do shit all day?
why I've been lying telling people I would follow up and call them back?
Follow up deez nuts!
why was this the longest week ever?
why im so happy tomorrow is friday?
why im a day late and its thursday?
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