Chrissy's Why's
why i was out yesterday cause the schools closed due to nasty ass weather so i was home playing uno with my babies
why i know yall dont give a shit yall just want yall why's
why imma give em to yall now tho since i couldnt yesterday
why yall prolly like why Chrissy funky ass aint just do her why's from home bish aint got a computer
why i do got one but that muthafucka super slow and a bish aint got no patience
why i enjoyed my day off tho
why its cold in my office as usual
why i think these whys gon be on n poppin today
Bammy's Why's
WHY it's hot as hell in this office?
Why the thermostat is bi-polar or something? one minute its as cold as an icle in a snowstorm then hot like i'm in breathing distance of hell...
Why i got into a fight down in the wareshouse telling them fools that KOBE BEAN BRYANT IS better than Lebanon James?
Why it's so funny to me that I call him Lebanon stead of Lebron?
Why Lebanon suits him tho?
Why i don't know how i'mma get any work done cuz my e-buddy Cookie Monster e-mail me Eclipse and I'm so happy i'm about to explode?
Why the book is so good, i stayed up extra late reading most of it?
Why as we speak I got the window up and can't wait to start reading again?
**GASP**
WHY I just realized i was so happy bout reading the book I completely forgot Nippy Tuck came on?
Why Chrissy better give me the rundown in an e-mail?
12 years ago
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why i'm happy it's why thursday?
why i woulda been happier doin my why's on the right day, but o well?
why yesterday would have been the perfect day to why all day because i ain't do an ounce of work?
why i'm conteplating doing the same thing today?
why i can't wait til fri?
why it seem like this week went by so slow?
why i'm so hyped about the weekend, i don't kno, becuase i have to work my pt gig?
why i'm done why'n for now?
why ya'll harassed me about putting up some whys ?
why ya'll don't understand my silent role in this pot'nah-ship ?
why i just talk a bunch of shit & i rolled with them from the jump tiz why i'm a silent pot'nah ?
why i'm sure they know i would eff things up ?
why i hate basketball ?
why i went to my 1st b-ball game last night ?
why i had a decent time ?
why i'mma tell bammy i saw her man ?
why i flashed him a healthy low fat milk filled boobie & my phone number ?
why i better stop for she beat me ?
why i'mma say i saw him from the nose bleeds (as my bf calls it)
why i had on my hornets colors ?
why i had on some purple tights & a turquoise shirt ?
why i showed my bf my pantyline ?
why he said that was gross & to put on a thong ?
why i told him my cheeks gonna be flapping & all the fellas gonna see cause my shirt didn't cover my boot-tay ?
why he said do the damn thang ?
why he like people to see my lil tush ?
why i'mma say i had fun ? again
why i think bobble done got finer since she preggers....
why thats good cause i wasnt fine just pretty when i was preggers
why mzp need to sthu talking bout she wanna why on the right day, heffa beggars cant be choosy lol
why i am pissed that these fuckers here visiting and i will be so muthafucking glad when they leave
why i feel a bad day coming the fuck on and i dont wanna have a bad day due to these asswipes and cuntlickers
why that was nasty
why i gotta pee
why its still cold in this fucking bldg
why 504 need to remember to take pics of babybrewingbobble and post em somewhere or an email?
why chrissy need to sthu too cuz she should have came to work anyway, she kno her responsibility is to provide WHY'S on Wednesday?..lol
why i think she gon curse me even more for that last why?
why i'mma need an update on my boo cuz i haven't heard nothin bout the kids lately?
why i don't have any funny why's today?
why mzp damn near made me choke on a chilli cheese frito talking bout i gotta respnsibility lmao
why imma give u an update on ya boo mzp
why i might have told u this, but he dont wanna hold my hand anymore when we out and about
why i was like well why not aj
why he said cause imma man
why i said nigga u 5 now give me yo gotdamn hand and lets go in this store
why last night he told me he want a new sister cause the one he got mean
why i laughed and said stop messing with her all the time
why he then gon say i cant help it its funny to see her mad
why she heard our convo ran in my bedroom kissed his ass on the cheek all sloppy like (he hate that) and said i love u too apple head
why that touched me
why 2 mins later he slapped her and she slapped his light bright ass back and the nigga arm was pink as hell
why they fighting bout drives me bonkers but they so cute and not deadly with it so they can fight as long as there is no blood loss
why i went in the breakroom yall and the same lady who womps me to death the one i cant stand in there again womping random muthafuckas bout the crackers in the snack machine
why her unecessary ass convo irks my gotdamn nerves her ass search ppl out to womp em to death
why i got so fucking mad when i walked in the breakroom for a 2nd time today to cop my fritos and coke and saw her ass in there pulling a random womp attack, i thought bout nola lil ass and her 36 cents and busted out laughing
why she looked @ me like i was nuts and said r u okay
why i say yeah and left out the breakroom so fast i damn near tripped
why i feel bad cause my oldest asked me for a quater this morning to buy a pencil, but i told her i aint have it, well not a solid one anyway, come to find out i did have 2 solid quarters in the bottom of my purse so to make it up to her imma brang her a box of stolen pencils home from work
why i am done why'n.....fa now
why I'm still hungry as donkey kong fuck due to that story I told ya'll?
why I texted it to my mama and she said I'm stupid?
why she right cause I do shit like that all the time?
why I would be hungry for lunch cause I don't have time to go home and get my card?
why I have a can of soup in my drawer for days such as these?
why I'm glad it's Friday eve too?
why me and my girls going to the spa this weekend?
why I'm getting a bikini wax for the first time?
why my lips already hurt in anticipation of this?
TMI?
why Imma get it done in the shape of a heart?
why aint nobody gone see that shit but me?
why Imma find excuses to be looking at that shit?
TMI again? LOL
why i feel bad cause my oldest asked me for a quater this morning to buy a pencil, but i told her i aint have it, well not a solid one anyway, come to find out i did have 2 solid quarters in the bottom of my purse so to make it up to her imma brang her a box of stolen pencils home from work
^^^^ Why we stealin pencils from work
Why I do the same thing when I teach my chidren's bible study class, lil okers be having job corps pencils at elementary school
Why I almost jumpe my co-worker a couple of minutes ago
why this dude got mad about ME not having HIS information
why almost came across this desk like ninja on him
why he drag the secretary into it, when that chick just trying to do her job
why his shirt is wrinkled as a motha - and a imma laugh about it all
why i'm happy it's why thursday, but was on here looking for it yesterday
why I miss ya'll rundown of Real Chance at love reunion, cuz ya'll know I don't have cable, so I gotta re-live it through 2DB
why ya'll better get to whyin about that reunion so I ca laugh
awww why are kiddies the cutest?
why is my boo so cute?..lol
why i wish i could just work from home?
why i hate getting up in the mornin?
why i think its bout time i get back serious about finding another gig?
why i can't wait til lunch?
why i got my fav thai dish?
what that bish spicyer than a mofo?
why i'mma devour it come 1pm est time?..lol
why i'm supposed to be goin out for drinks tonight?
why i'mma put myself on a two drink maximum?
why i kno i'm prob lyin cuz i ain't buyin?
why that rhymed?
why i'mma be ready for freestyle fri this week?
why imma bout to go sharpen and steal them pencils for my baby
why nola and her waxed lips need to just stop talking lmmfao
why shit sounds painful
why imma do like i been doing and shave that shit when hubby tell me its time
why if i keep thinking bout it i get mad cause nigga hid all my titty tops
why imma throw somma his raggedy ass sweats n shit in the trash
why i see a prank war a brewing tween me and hubby
why he know i am the reigning queen of that shit so he betta let me be
why chrissy and her hubby so funny?
why chrissy gon b mad when her hubby take all her draws cuz she took all his sweats?
why i can't wait for all the new reality tv coming on?
why i need to go on one of these damn shows to try to win this money?
why i prob wouldn't last from cussin everybody out?
why i'm grooving to this Motowns 50yr greatest hits cd?
why i kno 504 would kno all these songs?
why i wish Rock yo Socks was on this cd?..lmfao!
why i can't wait til the srping bc I am sick of this cold weather?
Why on the real Chance of Love (or whatever its called) the girl told Real "I'll woop your short ass"?
Why I bout died?
Why Kali was pressing Chance to make a choice?
Why he kill her and said Risky?
Why he love sooooooooo Hood?
Why she love him too?
Why them was the only good parts?
Oh I forgot...
Why (i don't know their names) but the one girl was bout ready to woop on ole crazy girl?
Why ya'll know who i'm talking about the two who were arguing bout the dead mother?
Why ole girl saod she ain't regret nothing she said cuz that's how she felt at the time?
Why I was mad as heck that Milf wasn;t there?
Why she prolly had a porno to do?
Why that run down was just for Lyssa?
Why I hope she enjoyed it?
Why that run down was just for Lyssa?
Why I hope she enjoyed it?
^^^^ Why I loved it!! THANKS!
Why I went to Erica blog and she hadn't updated that mug since July
Why I really wanna find out what happened to old LV bag dude
Why other people's live be so interesting sometimes
Why I went to get a smothie and broke my straw opening it up
Why i my straw handicapped and I gotta suck extra hard to get the smoothie out
why did that just sound real dirty
why I was ghetto and instead of getting a new straw, I cut this one I got
why I now got a little straw in a big cup
why is it colder than a penguin's butt crack in Nashville
why am i drinkin this smoothie like it's a hot summer day
why i'm in a pissy mood as usual???
why yall need to make bobble an honorary ditzy broad so she can keep the why's jumping in yalls absence???
why i had a lot of why's lined up for yesterday?
why i don't remember none of them now???
why i'm just gonna announce again that i'm in a pissy mood???
why i don't feeling like explaining why tho???
why i'mma just stfu about it now???
why i still don't like my bitch ass coworker???
why the bitch got a gold tooth???
why it look like she had it since the 60's???
why it's a open face???
why she be adjusting her wigs @ her desk???
why she a ole gutta greasy faced wig wearing illiterate skeeza???
why i might be back???
why if nobody else why after me I prolly won't be back???
why these why's not jumpin???
why i got on highwater pants?
why i only wore these pants one time then I washed them and now they highwaters?
why I realized they was highwaters this morning?
why I had time to change them bitches but I didn't cause I don't give a fugg?
why I wish a nigga would say, nickel nickel quarter quarter look who got on highwaters?
why Imma wear these bitches one more time for the road and then Imma give em up?
why I don't know what for the road mean?
why I stay doing shit for the road though?
why this last why is for the road?
Why I'm finally on time for Why Wednesdays only because ya'll a day late?
Why have I missed Chrissy immensley?
Why I know she cursing at me right now?
Why I've been M.I.A. cause blogadelphia has consummed my time and energy?
Why I know ya'll don't care?
Why I'm just going to keep whying on Friday?
Why my 51/50 coworker reported me to our boss cause I asked the heffa to keep the noise down at my cubicle?
Why the boss gave her a seod and a hearty laugh and slammed her door?
Why my boss feel like she babysitting the 51/50 bish?
Why I would have fired her the first time she fell out in the office with a tantrum?
Why the crazy coworker scared cause I'm next in line for supervisor??
Why I'm hungry as hell right now and these Ritz crackers ain't cuttin it?
Why everybody is busy in my office cept me?
Why I've been playing on the computer for the past week and ain't did shit?
Why it took me so long to come by here since I was bored to tears?
Why I know ya'll still love me though?
Why my best friend get pulled over and she ain't renewed her tags in 3 years and was shocked?
Why she write a $2000 bad check to DMV to get her tags??
Why that shit worked and she driving now??
Why I'm saving for her comissary meals now?
Tis All...
Why my twinnie Nola wear her pants so high?
why I betchu her ankles ashy too?
why wifee kill't me talkin bout her bestie?
why that sound like some sh*t my sexxy thigh Daddy would do?
why i kno bosslady been watching me bs all day?
why it take me all day just to put 15 resumes in our system?
why i been text'n on my BB all day?
why i think its funny when the ol people cuss here at my job?
why i would rather hear them cussing than pullin wedgies outta the ass?
Why I've been M.I.A. cause blogadelphia has consummed my time and energy?
^^^^^thats why yo ass miss me stay the fugg offa blogwhatsitsname and u can find me heffa....
why i am done ranting on wifee
why this been a shitty day
why i cant stop lmmfao @ nola lil tinkerbell tiny ass in highwaters
why i wish shed take a pic
why when hubby tags went out nigga just KNEW the cops had an apb out on his ass
why i was like nigga keep ya shit together and u wont have that problem
why i just say that random shit
why a nigga in partiular got me a lil pissed
why his name is slipping my mind right now
why he a tech here and he be walking round with that phone in his ear talking to his self pissig me off cause i thought for the longest nigga was crazy
why he prolly really dont be talking to nobody nigga just fronting lol
why i prob look like i'm high but i'm just stuffed?
why i was this mornin and i came in lookin like i had cried my eyes out?
why i had to make a quick dash to cvs for some visine?
why these bishes don't kno i'm sneaking out today?
why i don't care cuz i answered they funky calls all day yesterday?
why i want one of them snuggie things?
why i wanna kno if ya'll seen them commercials?
why i want one cuz u can get warm and do stuff in it cuz it got sleeves?
why i just know its gon b xtra comfy?
why all these mofo's @ work can EAT.SHIT.DIE???
why my ankles is ashy thank you very much?
why I don't care?
why I'm mad chrissy called me tinkerbell tiny ass?
why she prolly thought that shit was cute?
why I don't she make me sound like a clucker or some shit?
why yall prolly don't know what a clucker means?
why gee know?
why Imma enlighten yall and tell yall its a crackhead?
why I feel just like Odara do most days at work?
why I aint gone offer you no dumbass advice like people do me?
why Imma just co-sign with you Odara?
LET THEM COCKSUCKERS EAT. SHIT. DIE!
why me & nola need to make some lil voodoo dollz of all these asstoids @ our jobs???
why i would poke the shit outta ERR'one of them lil mofo's???
why after that I would throw them mugs in the fireplace???
why THEN I would sprinkle they ashes in a volcanic river???
why i would then repent of my sins AFTER I get full pleasure in knowing I caused them great life shattering pain???
Why is the ashy ankle convo killing me softly?
Why I'm trying to make time for all of my favorite blogs?
Why I have to schedule this shit like work?
Why I seen a man today with a Cat in the Hat head piece on trying to open a door that said closed?
Why I didn't get no pic of his clown ass?
Why I know I'm late saying this, but I caught that Real Chance at Love reunion and saw KiKi show her ass?
Why KiKi's nephew go to hubby's school?
Why nephew don't like her ghetto ass neither?
Why I wanted to do a driveby on her ghetto ass that night after telling me she lived on 79th and Holly??
Why I'm glad Chrissy cut her rant short on me?
Why Odara over there practicing Beyonce creole voodoo at work?
Why is MzPurp really high and just trying to confuzzle everyone saying she full?
Why MzPurp want a snuggie thing and all she have to do is put on a robe...?
Tis all for now...
A Day Or Two Late But Who Cares...
Why I Go Up To The Twin Towers Correctional Facility?
Why My Boo Baby Momma Was Up There To Visit My Man?
Why I Was The Better Bitch And Asked Her If She Wanna Go In With Me On My Pass?
Why She Wanna Act Dumb Like She Needed The Whole 30 Mins Wit Him?
Why I Act Dumb Back?
Why Nan One Of Us Got To Visit?
Why She Gone Tell Me I Bet Not Be Up There Next Visit?
Why I Was There Tho?
Why I Got To See His Chocolate Ass?
Why I Know She Checked The Computre To See If He Had A Visit?
Why I Dont Care Tho?
Why His Momma Been Callin Who... Me?
Why She Cant Stand His Blk Ass Babymomma Ither?
Why I'm Glad Me And Moms Finally Got Somethin In Common?
Why His Momma Just Dont Know I Rides Fo Mine?
Why He Tought He Was Gettin Out Tuesday?
Why I Tought He Was To?
Why I Had Took A Extra Long Bath Thinkin He Was Gone Call Any Minute?
Why Moms Call Me And Bust My Bubble?
Why She Say He Gotta Go To Court Next Week Again?
Why They Take Him Back To Jail?
Why They Knowin They Shoulda Stopped By My House First?
Why do I miss TDB so much?
Why am I loving this white wine?
Why did this co worker tell me on Friday that he was gonna teach me how to use Photoshop and he doesn't know how to use it himself?
Why did I want to laugh in his face?
Why didn't I just go ahead and do it?
Why do I want to go out tonight even though it's 23 degrees?
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