You Know You Dating A Psycho When....

Tuesday, January 27, 2009




The RCOL Reunion was WACK so we aint even gon re-cap that shit we so dissapointed by it.....we decide to do a post about dating nutty psychotics, roll with it ppl....


*You know you dating a psycho when...... dude get's his hair pressed n curled...lmao i got that from Real




*You know you dating a psycho when......the girl start calling ya parents mom n dad after the 2nd date




*You know u dating a pyshco when...... the fool just stares at you and won't say nothing....that ish is creepy




*You know you dating a psycho when.......they send you 50 11 texts and email messages saying i love you....after the 1st date






*You know you dating a psycho when......you got 62 messages in ya voicemail and all of em were left in a one hour time span





*You know you dating a psycho when.....homie wears your pumps with fishnet stockings and a pink feather boa to bed...either that or he secretly wants to be a trannie





*You know you dating a psycho when......they go crazy over lil ish, like you forgot to add hotsauce to his fish dinner or when you tell your female lady friend she looks a lil fat in them jeans and her head spins round like the exorcist and she starts spewing green stuff out her mouth.





*You know you dating a psycho when.....you tell that person you dont wanna be bothered tonight cause you tired, AND THEY ASS SHOW UP ON YA DOORSTEP ANYWAY like you aint said shit....

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

you know you dating a psycho when that nigga propose marriage after the 1st time yall have relations.....

504 said...

u kno u dating a psycho when :

everytime they open their mouf, u have a NIGGA IS U SICK moment..

u tell them "i got alot of work to do, i'mma call u after lunch" & they call u 15 minutes later talking bout "whatcha doin ? just thinking about u ? u finished ur work yet?"

they leave ur house for the night but 3 hours later they still haven't left from in front ur house..

Anonymous said...

they leave ur house for the night but 3 hours later they still haven't left from in front ur house..

GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!! LMMFAO

Anonymous said...

You Know You Dating A Psycho Man When He Pops Up Everywhere You Pose To Be All The Time And You Aint Even Told Him Ish....WTF!

Anonymous said...

you know you dating a psycho when you already have male company at your house but he shows up and sits there with the two of you until the first guy leaves

Anonymous said...

Shay said...
You Know You Dating A Psycho Man When He Pops Up Everywhere You Pose To Be All The Time And You Aint Even Told Him Ish....WTF!
^^^^^^you know u talking to a psycho, when that heffa capatilizes the 1st letter in each word everytime yall hold a convo

lmao sorry shay i had to do it

bshepjr said...

*writing all this down for future reference*

Anonymous said...

lol..you know you dating a psycho when that person buys a car to come see you after the first date

you know you dating a psycho when after you have the sex that person calls you every couple of hrs talking about "oh so now that you got some you just gonna play me like that"

you know you dating a psycho when a n*gga calls you to tell you he is in your neighborhood..you say your not home..and he goes "oh its ok..ill just wait in front your your house in the car till you get here"

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Ericka said...

you know you are dating a psycho when he finds a pic of a guy kissing you on the cheek and he looks you in your own house...ALL NIGHT. While you take anap and think he's right there-then he doesn't answer your calls...so you just go to sleep and wake up in the morning and he's come unlock the door but didn't leave you YOUR keys.
Whew!!!!

You know you are dating a psycho when you go out and he as you pull in the driveway (jamming) you turn around and see his sweatshirt and his leather gloves w/mink in the inside and you say I am too drunk to argue with you and he responds, Okay come home with me and we will argue in the morning!!!

Anonymous said...

Ummm Ericka..de fuck???

You speaking from personal experience?

And you know you dating a psycho when he calls you from his work phone and says, you at home? yeah. who is that in that black tahoe parked in front your door?

achoiceofweapons said...

Pink Feather Boa...right, right Pyscho! (Smile)
Jaycee

Anonymous said...

You know you're dating a psycho when:

They take you out on a date, then says they wanna swing by the crib and take you to meet their parents who swoon all over you and wonder aloud how your children will look and already have started calling you daughter(in law)dude professes his love for you in the third person and has already started stalking you at work to take you out to lunch everyday just so ppl know that he exists. Then walks you around like you his girl and gets gully on a dude who looks sideways at you. He starts texting you day and night wanting to know your every move and starts cry like a bish when you say you want your space only after a week of dating....that's when you know you're dating a psycho...

The End

Anonymous said...

You know you're dating a psycho when he calls you and he asks you "what you are doing?" and you tell him that you're taking a bath and he says, "who are you taking a bath for?"

True story. This was a guy who I haven't seen in years and he felt the need to ask me something like that.

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