Chrissy's Why's
*why i forgot i was supposed to be helping the sales dude put his lil folders n shit together
*why imma hurry up and do em real quick
*why they gon just be thrown together tho
*why niggas aint shit
*why nip/tuck just gettin crazier and crazier
*why the dude effin the furniture had me rolling
*why its gon be the season finale next week already and the show just came on
*why i missed from g's to gents last night
*why all i saw was the rap part and went to sleep
*why imma say niggas aint shit again
*why i really aint got no major ass why's
*why bammy busy working so she aint have no why's for me to post
*why imma let yall take it from here
26 comments:
why you skeffas aint why'n?
why is this 7am-3pm shift not working for me?
why im bout to quit my job so i can get my sleep back on?
why is mr. rogers getting on my last nerves?
why ima have to flirt real hard because i forgot its a short month and rent due in a few days?
why i wanna shop with my tax return instead of saving it??
why i already know what i wanna buy?
why i keep stealing shit from my job
why we order water by the cases and i think i single handely drunk a whole case
why its a damn aquafina water bottle on my desk air'damn day
why water go good with my starburst that is also from the job
why the starburst is the candy i am supposed to put in the candy dish and display in the front lobby
why i be taking them ho's home
why i am eating some starburst and dranking some water right now
why i wish i had a sugar daddy like notch to break my ass off
why id do something skrange for a lil piece o change
why everytime i think bout that i think bout nola and the dude she say she dont like but he bought her ass that juicy sweatsuit
why that shit so funny to me
why nola wont accept that willie is gay
why she gon retaliate by calling my boo GAYVID banner cause he a duke spokesmodel now
why its all bout that paper so he can be an scurl model if he like and not be considered gay
why i read on mto that one of them dudes from soul for real is on the run for identitiy theft
why thats just sad
why heavy d aint put them lil niggas back on
why they dance moves sucked ass tho
why its all bout that paper so he can be an scurl model if he like and not be considered gay
^^^
why that's an oxymoron?
why you can't be straight and have a s-curl? that's a rule
why chrissy the one put that s-curl in his head?
why she aint leave that shit in long enough?
why I'm tired of battling back and forth with chrissy over who the gayest?
why I give up?
You win Chrissy! Your man is the gayest!
Happy now?
why my momma coming to visit on friday
why i cant wait cause i loves my mommy
why she eat too damn much tho and i gotta go to the store b4 she get here
why she requesting shit already like we rich n shit
why she said to make sure that i have some regular chips and not some pringles cause she dont like em
why i started to say beggers cant be choosers
why i thought better of it tho cause if i hadda said that i wouldnt be typing now
why mommas mean than a muthafucka when u a kid, but when u have yo kids, yo kids think granny is the best
why that shit is FALSE
why i be telling my kids, momma dont play
why i be like she just nice to yall cause she aint gotta see yall everyday
why they think i be playing tho
why my granny was the sweetest person evr but my momma say she was mean to her
why i refuse to believe that tho
why the cycle continues
why why'n bout my family is relaxing cause they some fools
why my brother bout to get disowned
why he one of them niggas who aint bout shit
why i am glad he my brother and not a nigga that i would have to pick from the dating pool cause he aint shit
why his ho's think the sun and moon rise and set when he fucking say so
why them bitches bout as simple as some rayj bitches or some lab rats
why they think my brother got money
why that shit is comical to me and the nigga is a manager of a grocery store
why he the manager but never there
why i am done
why nola mad cause she know david aint as gay as willie
why i wish i was the female who put that s curl kit on david head
wh idda licked any excess juices offa his face if they hadda dripeed towards his eyes
why nola would go to the gay clubs with willie
why she would be his beard just so she could say i date willie from gay 26
why nola and willie gon be best friends and never lovers cause willie like boys
why nola gon hurt herself tryna to convert him
why hubby keep telling me raphael sadiiq gay
why that shit piss me off cause he not gay
why the only gay celeb i know is willie
why nola right this argument tween me and her bout who's man is gayer is getting outta hand
why imma just gon and say that she right david is gay but willie is the gayest of all
i hate chrissy
tiz all
why willie is the highest of all gays
why imma call him the gay oz
why oz was great and powerful
why that is why willie the gay oz cause he the gayest and most footeest
why he prolly got minnie ripperton cd's
why he also likes to dance to diana ross's smash hit i'm coming out when he get out the shower
why benny and the jets his jam by elton john
why he drink shit like apple martinis and long island ice t's
why i aint got no why's i just came here to get out the chitty box and the confusing convo
why shit prolly really aint that confusing its just going over my head
why i got one earring in my ear
why the other one pinched my lil lobe
why imma get outta here cause my own why's boting me to sleep
*boring
why id do something skrange for a lil piece o change
^^ WHY I CAME IN HERE FOR THIS SHIT ?
why i'mma be back with some real why's after lunch?
why the why's BETTA still be poppin'???
why she gon retaliate by calling my boo GAYVID banner cause he a duke spokesmodel now
^
WHY IS THIS WORTH IT ? LMAO !!!
why I'm tired of battling back and forth with chrissy over who the gayest?
why I give up?
You win Chrissy! Your man is the gayest!
Happy now?
^^^^
WHY I ALMOST SHED TEARS ?
why imma just do some ole random shit
why they had a lil marathon on tv1 and was showing that show south central that nobody remembers but me
why i forgot how DUMB that show was and why they took it off the air to start with
why shar jackson was on that show
why i thought them blue contacts she had were her eyes
why i noticed she aint have blue eyes on that show south central but she had em on moesha
why larenz tate could have gotten it then and he still could get it right damn nah!!
why jennifer lopez was on that show lookinf skriahgt messicano
why clifton powell the most known unknown actor was on that show
why on vh1 they doin this thang called BLACK to da future
why last night they talked bout all thangs blakc in da 70's
why they brought up goodtimes
why one of the commentators was like that song aint fit the show how is a temporary layoff a goodtime
why i died
why jj looks a muthafucking creepy ass mess
why he talking bout he aint gon say DY-NO-MITE less a nigga paying him a grip
why i bet he aint said that shit since 1994
why i could care less if he said it or not cause jj was my least fav chrecter next to penny ole annoying ass
why when she FORCER herself to cry on that show i gets so fucking mad i turns the channel
WHY BOBBLE IN THE CHITTY CHAT ACTING ALL SIMPLE ?
WHY I MISSED THE 1ST 56 MINUTES OF G'S N GENTS ?
WHY I KEEP FORGETTING WHEN IT COMES ON ?
WHY I AIN'T GOT MUCH TO WHY ABOUT ?
WHY I WHY OFFA WHYS ?
why they had a lil marathon on tv1 and was showing that show south central that nobody remembers but me
why larenz tate could have gotten it then and he still could get it right damn nah!!
^
WHY YO PUNK ASS AIN'T SHOOT ME AN E-MAIL OR SUMFIN ???
WHY I LOVEDED THAT SHOW BUT HATED THAT GIRL ON THERE ?
WHY THAT'S WHY I FELL IN LUST WITH LORENZ TATE ?
WHY I'MMA AGREE WITH U ON THAT LIL SHORT HUNK OF A MAN WIF HIS SESSY SMILE ?
WHY I WAS DREAMING BOUT THAT NIGGA FOR YEARS ?
WHY I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY THAT ?
WHY I JUST KNEW WE WERE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER ?
WHY I NEVER WATCHED "LOVE JONES" CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE HIM KISSING & WHATNOT ON NIA FRIGGING LONG ?
WHY I ALMOST DIDN'T WATCH DEAD PRES FOR THE SAME REASON ?
WHY I'M NOT ASHAMED TO SAY THAT EITHER ?
why i aint know bout it bobble till i turnt the channel and there he was with that winning smile arguring with his play momma bout a beeper
why i aint like love jones, but not cause he was kissing nia, just cause the movie was shitty
why i love dead pres tho
why him kissing on t hat one girl aint bother me cause u can tell he aint like it
why bobble aint got no shame in her game
why carrying mace might get a nigga a case
why i rhyme all the time @ the drop of a dime
why imma quote eazy e and tell yall CAUSE THE BOYS IN THE HOOD ARE ALWAYS HARD, COME TALKING THAT TRASH AND WE'LL PULL YA CARD, KNOWNING NOTHING IN LIFE BUT TO BE LEGIT.....and the reat eludes me
why imma quoute boosie and say I'M BOOSIE BAD ASS AND I ZOOM LIKE FIYAH
why that was for nola.....
Why these why’s so comical today?
Why Chrissy ain’t the only one who loved some damn South Central?
Why when that show first came on, it was also my first time getting moist bc of Larenz Tate?
Why 504 had a real life-fake love affair with Larenze?
Why I need to cop that Black show too?
Why I just feel bad bc I’m neglecting my reality shows?
Why niggas wanna hold me back from my comments and concerns?
Why this big lady got on the train this mornin & was getting up and I saw her whole crack & craters of America?
Why my eyes looked like the :shock: smiley?
Why that shit was de-scusting?
Why I don’t have not a damn thang to why about?
Why I’mma come back and drop some concerns bout G’s to Gents?
Why 504 had a real life-fake love affair with Larenze?
^^^^lmao why i need to know just exactly what a real life-fake love affair is lmgdao
why everytime i see the cant member words girl from rayj show i think bout bobble saying her hair looked like cotton candy on fire
why cotton candy on fire is funny cause i am guessing once heat hit that shit it fizzles and dissaperas
why i wonder if that what would happen if ole girl went to try and get her hair straightened
Why I said it was a real life-fake affair bc it was all in her mind, really?
Why I’m LOL at that last why cuz that sh*t don’t really make sense but I’mma run wit it?
Why are chips gonna be the downfall to my sexxy beach body?
Why I’m addicted to everything fat, good & tasty?
Why I’m putting myself on restriction next week?
Why I’m not gon drink or eat bread?
Why I’mma get BillyRae Cyrus to put me on a Timmy workout plan? lol
Why this my hour to answer the phones and I hate this sh*t?
Why these mofo’s gon stop cutting me off when I talk?
Why the next time somebody cut me off I’m just gon start all over with what I’m sayin?
Why lotion don’t like me this winter?
Why I can put it on and it be gone in the next 5 min?
Why I came in for a half-day but really tempted to take a lunch break?
Why I’mma go head and spit these why’s I shared with Chrissy earlier?
Why Mr. Bently killt me w his smile? & when he was laughin, was it me or did his teeth look a lil choppy?
Why Fahim still scare me? Why I would talk to him tho?
Why aint shit macho about Macho? Why his mannerisms r all just feminine?
Why Teddy talk like a woman?
Why JoJo look like a he in drag? Why his eyebrows shaped better than mine?
Why that little fairy named Protege kills me w them damn scarves?
Why A-Felon made a big stink over nothin?
Why the Dirty B/Daron look like ae a guilla monster when he licked that tongue out?
Why A-Felon nose look like the nose of the Kakatoo lady from Zubilee Zoo?
Why I’mma go’on head and let it be known that I’m not gonna do a lick of work today?
Why I don’t feel like doing shit?
Why I think this is a result of my pending period that’s about to show up?
Why I been feeling like a narcoleptic lately?
Why I wanna kno why all these damn planes keep falling out da sky?
Why I wanna get my travel on but now I’m ‘fraid?
Why I’m bout to start looking for a trip tho for real?
Why I wanna go to some lil island and lay out on d beach?
Why NoLA killt me last night askin to see what BIPO looked like?
Why she said he really did look like he was BIPO and just angry?
Why he is tho?
Why he my lil special BIPO who needs someone to understand him?
Why that sh*t is too funny too me?
why i'm gonna have to cosign with 504's why's about South Central???
why they had a marathon tho & they only had like 10 shows???
why i remember that show too???
why i remember his sister I think her name was Tasha & she could sing???
why she was on the Parent Hood a few yrs later???
why I got a crook in my neck???
why Larenz Tate is fyne but that nigga was busted in The Inkwell???
Why I hate his voice tho???
Why I bet yall don't remember him on Fresh Prince???
Why I only like him in thug roles like in Menace II Society???
why that nigga Kane...with the big lips...why I bet yall don't remember his ass in that Janet Jackson rhythmnation video???
why this lady just called here tryna sell some shit & I just transferred her ass to a fax machine???
why i'm moving on to G's 2 Gents???
why that nigga with the dreds from Alabama is growing on me???
why I still conclude that all of them are GHEY but I kinda like him???
why i don't care what yall say I still think A-Felon is cute???
why he made me think he even gheyer tho for tryna call that lil nigga ghey???
why he don't get that GHEY folks can't call other GHEY folks GHEY???
why I miss riff raft cuz I know he woulda KILT the freestyle lmfao???
why i'm moving right along AGAIN to Ray J???
why that bitch Danger looks DANGEROUS without her makeup???
why that Russian chic a victim of being child molested by Larry & don't know it???
why ray j KILT me whe he said they going on a ride in his COMPANY jet???
why that nigga STAY cracking jokes like that???
why I wanna know what company he talkin' about???
why his daddy a PIMP???
why me & Nola concluded that he prolly got Danger preggo????
why that bish lil'B makes me sick????
why her weave fly as hell tho???
why speaking of weaves, mayamme from ILM2 STAY keeping a fresh ass weave???
why she change that shit like 14 times in 1 show???
why her weaves be nice tho???
why chance & micah prolly do her hair in the back????
lol why i'm dying a slow death reading these whys ?
why i got sick & went home & to sleep ?
why i hate everything about colds & being sick ?
why i felt i was gonna throw up ?
why i don't approve of bobble's vacation ?
why i seen't it coming ?
why i did & always lust after lorenz tate ?
why dirty from g's n gents is cute behind the glitter n gold...i mean the hair n grills ?
why odeee kilt me talkin bout mayamme's hair ?
why is stays fresh cause bitch ain't bout to get that shit wet ?
why i bet i'm the only one gonna why today ?
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