I don't exactly know what happened to Chrissy today but um here are the why's...mine at least.
Bammy's Why's
Why I saw this cute white guy in Wendy's last night and ain't holla?
Why he was dreamy looking?
Why am I such a punk?
Why Nip/Tuck was funny as hell last night?
Why I think the gas pump attendant tried to holla at me this morning?
Why it was a female?
Why I can't be entirely sure but I gave her the money for the gas and she asked if i wanted anything else, a newspaper, a cappuccino, a breakfast muffin or a hood chic...
Why i SWEAR she said hood chick?
Why gay chicks always trying to hit on me?
Why i'mma just marinate on that for a second....no lesbo.
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Why Chrissy know she ain't working today ole receptionist no answering phones ass?
Why Bammy ain't got no innanet access but she posting and Chrissy sit in front of the prutah all day and I'm just now getting to why?
Why she gonna blast me for that comment?
Why I don't care though.. I'm feeling extra special cause I'm first!
Why I ended a 6 year relationship and feel better than I had in 12 years?
Why is it break ups give you so much energy?
Why that nucca still trying to get back?
Why his only response to what he was gonna do now was to say try and make it work.. *seod nucca you already tried that*
Why Bammy teasing me with her Tequila shots and Tamales?
Why I just ate some nasty Taco Hell and my stomach doing flip flops?
Why don't they have mental health days along with sick days.. you know I'm not necessarily sick, but if I come in today - it would be detrimental to everyone's physical health...
Why I need to pee and don't wanna get up?
Why I need a cigarette too?
Why is the cigarette driving me out of my seat more than my pee?
Tis all for now!
why my roomie smokie dumbfool(like smokie norful) decides to quit smoking this week?
why i been laughing at him all day cuz that fool is twitching and fein'n like a crackhead?
why i kinda sorta feel bad for him?
why he drinking EXTRA coffee like that's really gone help him forget his addiction?
why i got a massive headache?
why Chrissy better have a good arse excuse for not why'n, posting the why's and ignore'n my e-mails? lol
Why me and Bammy the only two whying??
Why I want to quit smoking but afraid to gain more weight?
Why I ain't seen none of the crew today?
Why I wanna play "I'm so lonely" while I'm whying?
Why I all of a sudden got a sad face cause ya'll not here?
Why I'm done... hmph!
Wow....I feel left out. Why is that?
why yall slipping on the why's AGAIN?
why is this becoming a habit?
why dont yall let the silent partner post?
why my head was hurting extra bad and my better half sung me a song?
why it made me feel better?
why she think she sound horrible?
why i didnt care if she did? lol
why i'm sorry wifee felt lonely yesterday but i know how she feels?
why I don't know who Charles is but i wanna know why he feels left out?
why i also wanna thank him for why'n?
why i think we do need need to get a silent partner to post?
why i have no clue who to ask...lmao
why Shep wanna be a honorary dizty broad? lol
why i really really wish i could cut up with yall throughout the day?
why you guys don't know how much i miss yall?
why i'm fixin ta cry?
why if blackberry's weren't so damn expensive i'd get one.
why it's a good thing they are cuz if i could get one, i'd prolly be in starbucks all day using it and I really wouldn't get any work done.
why i'm going to go see who Charles is?
why am I so disappointed in the messican & the bohemian???
why I wanna jack up bammys boss by his shirt collar for effing with her innanet???
why i'm in a lousy mood as USUAL???
why i HATE being a receptionist & all that it stands for???
why yall niggas better come set these why's off eventho its THURSDAY???
why imma just say EFF valentines day???
why the cold make me so ashy???
why i just discovered some gelled baby oil & it's the shit???
why i like it cause it's not all oily like the regular kind???
why it make my skin feel so moisturized & silky???
why I gotta apply that bitch like 3 times a day tho cause of the COLD???
why i'mma just say eff da POLICE???
why I feel a DRAMOODY spasm coming on???
why i'm back to address bammy's why's???
why i'm cracking up @ the dykey 7-11 chic tryna holla @ you???
why I woulda told her hold the peaches i'll have a banana???
why something similar happened to me b4???
why I was @ the grocery store & this dykey woman/man bitch asked me for directions to six flags???
why i was like ask somebody else cause i give bad directions???
why she ain't care & was like ain't it just down the highway???
why i was thinking bitch if you KNOW all of DAT then fuck off???
why then she was like are you from here & started smiling REAL hard???
why I got nervous & dropped all my shit on the ground???
why she tried to help me pick it up & I was like I GOT IT???
why I was afraid for my life???
why I thought I was gonna get raped in the parking lot???
why her dykey comrades was sitting in the car staring too???
why all that scarred me for life??
why i'mma why till my innanet cuts off?
why yall NINJA's BETTER why for the rest of the week!
why i'm serious?
why I think these people @ my job are trying to get rid of me?
why they being extra petty right now?
why it's kinda hurting my feelings?
why i'm trying to not let it bother me though it's really hard?
why i refuse to throw myself a pity party?
why i agree with deezy i'mma just say eff valentines day...
why you know what?
why i'mma do a post on valentines day titled EFF Valentines day..
why i'm serious?
why i'm still gonna wear my heart shaped earrings and necklace though?
why come the ladies room is so far away from my office? lol
why i keep saying i'mma mean mug all day at work but i can't?
why when i try, people automatically ask what's wrong cuz that is so not regualr behavior for me?
why i gotta be such a bubbly nice person all the time, cuz i tend to feel bad when ppl ask what's wrong?
LMMFAO
why is deezy trying to kilt me? lmao, lmao
why i can't understand why gay chicks are so attracted to me?
why i think i'mma get a shirt printed up that says NO LESBO on the front and STRICTLY DICKLY on the back?
why Deezy i was shocked she said hood chick all i could do was say no and fight the urge to run away?
why if i woulda ran i wouldn't have gotten my damn gas...lol
why i'mma tell bammy not to worry bout them losers on her job???
why I felt the same way @ my last job right b4 I got fired lmao???
why i know that was totally not helpful to ur situation so I won't elaborate???
why i'm ready for you to do that eff v-day post???
why i'mma have so much to add to that???
why it's like 17 degrees outside & this bish next to me STILL got on the fan???
why i'm tired of sitting next to menopausal bishes @ work???
WHY AM I SOOOOO HURT THAT BAMMY DON'T KNOW I'M THE SILENT PARTNER !?!?!
WHY I'M FIXING TO CRY LIKE IT'S A RIVER ?
WHY I GOTTA COMPOSE MYSELF & COME BACK TO MORE WHYS ? & FINISH READING THE REST CAUSE THAT WHY HIT MY HEART SOMETHING TERRIBLE ?
why it's not even really all that cold and ninja's got down jackets on and ish?
why it's like 60 something and people round here swear it's cold?
why i really gotta tinkle but i don't wanna get up?
why i just remembered a funny story one of my old co-workers told me about peeing up herself?
why she rushed into her house to make it the bathroom but couldn't make it and she said she just stood still in her living room and let the urine flow...lmao
why i was like i hope you have tile floors
why that story makes me laugh every time i think about it?
why i got another pee story but its my grammie's story?
why she was sitting in her chair, and she tensed up and was like ut-oh she got up quicker than i ever seen her move b4 and she tried to hobble to the bathroom all the while saying "i ain't gone make it, i ain't gone make it"
why that last line is like an inside family joke now?
why i'm over here crying laughing...
why they treat me like a lil kid & hide access like candy on top the fridge ?
why bambino wanna get me fired AGAIn w/ them pee stories???
why the one bout ur grammy is killing me????
why ya coworker is nasty as hell???
why if she made it that far in the house i KNOW she could've made it to the bathroom???
why she prolly peed on the carpet???
why her dog prolly thought she was marking her territory???
why Bobble thinks i ain't know she the silent partna?
why her lil arse ain't really all that silent tho?
why everybody on our e-street know's bobble's the silent partna?
why i'm is sorry she thought i ain't know?
why i did lol afterwards cuz i did know
why between bobble and Shep we just need to name this site, 2 ditzy broads, a not so silent partna and a male dizty broad...no homo?
why that name might be too long tho?
why I felt the same way @ my last job right b4 I got fired lmao???
why i know that was totally not helpful to ur situation so I won't elaborate???
^^^^
Why i'm almost positive deezy that they are trying to get rid of me..
and lol
why i'm lmao @>>> why she prolly peed on the carpet???
why her dog prolly thought she was marking her territory???
^^^ why i think she got a dog too...lmao
ut-oh
why i think my time is finish?
why the messican better why today???
why i hope she alright tho???
why i'm bout to cut my fingernails @ my desk???
why i'm ready for lunch???
whymy dramoodiness has been slightly erased by these why's???
why i think i'mma have a roast beef sammich for lunch???
why i'mma have that & a strawberry v8???
why the new flavored v8's be so GOOD???
why they taste like koolaid???
why this was nice while it lasted..but my connection is bout to kick out i think..
why i don't wanna leave?
why i must say bye now *sad face*
why i'mma send a bomb threat to bammy's boss & my only demand is gonna be to let bammy free !?
why i'm dying at Odessa's dykey story?
why she get nervous and drop all her stuff?
why i want the world to hear her & sheppy's love song?
why i have to listen to both them songs to get my day started on a good note when i get to work?
why i'm in such a dramoody mood my damn self?
why everybody wanna f*ck w/ me when i'm pre-menses?
why i wish i could just crawl into a closet and not come out?
why i think the world would forget i was in there?
why i need to get my hair done?
why i been rockin a snatchback for the last week?
why i'm gon run away...from my daddy?
why he bet not call me either?
why he gettin on my nerves somethin terrible and i wanna smack the taste outta his mouth?
why if i did smack the taste outta his mouth i would laugh after i did it?
why i wanted to smack the sh*t outta my sister this mornin?
why i hate depending on people?
why people gotta act funny when they kno u need them for sh*t?
why i'm just gon say fuck the world except the cyber world & my cyber friends?
why we need to GIVE BAMMY FREE !?
why i think i might have found a glitch in the matrix
why i hope u did ?
why i just went back and read Bammy's pee story?
why it just kilt me?
why i sympathize w/ granny tho cuz that's how i be minus the ppe'n on myself?
why i always gotta pee tho?
why it always just come at random times?
why i gotta pee b4 i leave and when i get places?
why i had a friend like that who always had to pee?
why i shouldn't have laughed at her bc now i AM her?
lol
why i'm trying not to get too excited about this?
why this might not last but i really really hope it does?
why bobble so sweet, talking bout sending a bomb threat?
why my boss might just think it's a joke and send one back to you, lol
why i agree with purpa the cyber world is better than the real one..lol
why i'm holding y breath every time i send my why's thru?
why this would be so freaking awesome if this works...
why we can carry on full blown convo's in here? lol
why i'm a little giddy? lol
why i'm glad bammy can stay and play for a lil while longer!?
WOOHOO!
why i just opened a straw and one end was closed?
why i've never seent that b4 in all of my life?
why pfunk got deformed skraws ?
why bammy is still here & i'm excited ?
why bobble better feel better today & come thru so we can get our real world on ?
why i can't let this distract me though
why i need to take a break and do some work
why i hope when i come back this will still be working...
why i'mma hold my breath til then...lol
why Purp buying her straws from crackheads???
why i'm happy Bams found a glitch???
why I hope she can why all day now???
why I REALLy am gonna why all day too???
why I gotta makeup for lost why's???
why i gotta keep applying lotion to my hands cause this cold ass weather KEEP me ashy????
why i shoulda ate breakfast???
why i was bout to post the whys but i came here and saw that bammy came throo as usual lol
why i was also gon read the whys but i decided to why 1st
why i thought i had a broke arm but i had tennis elbow thats why i aint come to work yesterday BISH WAS IN PAIN.....
why tennis elbow is really some shit called bursitis and i aint have no clue de fuck that doctor was talking bout
why i aint care tho cause they gave me 2 vicodin for pain and i was in la la land while he was yapping
why i slept all day yesterday
why when i woke up i felt like a new person
why i went back to sleep tho
why imma go read yalls why's now.....
aww, why i'm happy bammy time got extended?
why i just popped the deformed end open and put it in my ginga ale?
why i hope the deformed end don't have CARS on it?
why this man gotta be so damn loud?
why he gotta be black?
why he like one of the black people I can count on my hand that works here?
why i need to get my nails done?
why my right thumb nail broke off halfway?
why that sh*t look crazy & deformed like a eagles talon?
why i think the chinese people using cheap acrylic now bc this the second time my nails done broke all crazy like this?
why i wanna kno what happened to 8Ball & MJG?
why i think it was a bad idea for them to sign w Puffy?
why is Puffy the antichrist for anybody career?
why i'm just checking to see if this still works...
*holds breath*
why chrissy getting french & playing tennis???
why i'mma need her to clarify what the hell that is???
lmao!
WHY i'm just checking again? lol
why i'm too scared to refresh this in case something goes wrong so i gotta type something to see if it works still.
why am i so happy?
why i'mma rant about puffy w/ mzp now???
why niggas STILL signing to badboy???
why they KEEP signing to that bitch like it's NOT the plague???
why craig mack prolly still locked in his contract eventho he work @ walmart???
why i had to google the shit to see if it was a real disease odara
why if u google it and look for pics, shit looks nasty
why my elbow was all hot n shit
why the doctor said thats cause its infected
why i was like i got an std in my elbow
why when i thought that i laughed out loud and the doctor, his nurse and hubby looked @ me like no more vicodin for yo ass.....
why i'mma correct ya'll & say he's the debil ?
why he make yo dreams come true then BAM he kills yo career & steals yo soul ?
why craig mack working @ walmart is a scary thought
why if the nigga was a cashier, i'd get in another line
why if he was a part of the cleaning crew, and i was coming out the ladies room, and he was coming out the male room with that mop bucket, i'd prolly yell throw my shit in the air take off running talking bout ITS A MONSTER IN THE BATHROOMS.....
why Bammy still got access? WOOHOO!
why O killt me talkin bout Craig Mack workin at WallMart?
Why I wanna kno what happend to Black Rob, Total, & the 1st makin the band group Diddy worked with?
Why Chrissy a fool for sayin she got an STD in her elbow?
why I woulda bussed out laughin too if I was there?
why I'mma go'on head and agree w/ 504?
why he takes they soul & they talent with him?
why i'm DEAD offa that sh*t Chrissy just said, and I'm not coming back!?
why i hate chrissy cause I literally just spit my orange juice out???
why a nigga wanna pop up @ my window or call my phone ERR'time I stuff one of these crackers in my mouth???
why i didn't have enuff change on me to get what I wanted out the snack bar???
why i had to live on the edge & get some peanut butter crackers???
why they prolly old as dirt anyway???
why they prolly really expired in 95???
why i'mma just pray they not the infected ones???
why it ain't time to go home yet???
why it's not friday yet???
why this been a slow azz week???
why this been a slow azz year eventho it just started???
why i tried the refresh button and it works so i can just refresh now of i wanna.
why i'm trying to open up this defected banana boat bottle?
why the spray nozzle won't work but the top won't open
why i wanna use it though? lol
why i don't really need too but i just like spraying ish...lol
why am i still happy?
why the hell is it so quiet?
why we sould be celebrating since i can talk to yall now?
why i wanna know who's bringin the liqua?
why i also wanna know who's bringing the male skrippers?
why i gotta pee again?
why does starbucks always do that to me?
why now i'm completely distracted cuz i'm thinking bout male skrippers?
why the why's slowed down???
why yall betta get ya azzez back in her after lunch???
GIVE BAMMY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!
why i kinda regret not ironing my shirt today???
why cuz it look like i didn't iron it???
why i thought i could get away with it cuz it's been hanging in the closet for eternity???
why it still got the hanger prints in the shoulders???
why i'mma start going to bed early so I can iron @ night????
why eff that I ain't ironing shit???
why cuz a bish don't like to iron???
why i'm bout to drop some why's?
why i wish mofo's would stop tagging me on facebook for them 25 thangs?
why i'm bout to change my status to STFUTTM and them silly hoes ain't gon kno what the hell I'm talkin bout?
why i can't wait for lunch?
why i'mma heat up one of those stouffer's lasagnas and eff it up?
why i could eat lasagna every day but i would b bigger than ReRe Franklin is I did?
why my flapjacks prob wouldn't grow to her length tho?
why they done put that hat on everybody picture?
why if i knew how to use photoshop and all that other technical sh*t I would have put that hat on one of my own pics?
why i would look cute too?
why i wish today was fri?
why i'm thinkin about goin out and getting shit-faced drunk like i did last week?
why i shouldn't cuz i spent so much $$ on naked bishes & drinks that i still don't kno how much i actually spent?
why niggas can suck a big fat one?
why i hate niggas, love and VDay?
why that's my word and i'm stickin to it?
why i don't give a fluck about valentine's day and what BIPO has planned?
why i'mma act like a bish bc he's been acting like a bish?
why i just wanna b single and not even talk to any dudes bc they all become assholes at one point?
why did the why's slow down?
why i'm listenin to some old Ron Isley & R. Kelly?
why i would neva call a nigga Daddy?
why that sh*t sound so crazy to me?
why me, mzp & bam all gonna get shirts that say EFF v-day???
why i wish a dumb mofo would tell me to call him daddy???
why i agree that shit IS dumb???
why if that nigga told me I NEVA had to work again...not only would I call that nigga DADDY...I'd spell the shit out in spanish & 5 mo languages..lmao!!!
why i'm bout to rub in in that i'm gonna be off MONDAY???
why i'm so happy bout that shit???
why today still not friday yet tho???
Why I'm so happy Bammy got her innanets to get some ackrite?
Why Chrissy just made me yelp out loud talking about her std elbow?
Why Chrissy gonna need penicillin shots in her forearm?
Why Chrissy need to quit sticking her elbow in strange places?
Why MzP need to pass me some of that zagna.. I'm hungry as hell this morning!
Why bobble the little silent partner that could?
Tis all for now
why i'm back from lunch & a bish FULL???
why the itis has officially kicked in???
why the hell tangie ain't up in here whyin'???
why I wanna know if Timmy got them new J's???
why iono why i'm asking cause i KNOW he do???
why i'm afraid bam bam's innanets been cut off again since she ain't why'd no more???
why this bish old ass celly @ work sound like a mario brothers game????
why that make me wanna go blow off my super nintendo???
why the 2 games i got so DUSTY tho???
why i got street fighter 2 & yoshi's world???
why i'mma go home & see if that shit still work???
why this ish is STILL working?
why i'm still geek'd about it too?
why yall ain't making the why's as funky fresh as they should be?
why i gotta go on a diet cuz i'm broke? lol
why is that so funny to me?
why i just feel like saying EFF Valentines day?
why i know someone who's first name is Valentine?
why i'm serious?
why he named his son Valentine Jr?
why the dad is a doc and the son is a lawyer
why i need me a cyber valentine sweetheart?
why i'm gonna be searching these cold lonely e-streets for a cyber valentine's boo?
why who ever he is better get me some chocolate?
why i think i'mma make a post titled Searching for a cyber valentine sweetheart?
why i think i'd cry if no one responded though
why i know i would actually
why rejection is a scary thing?
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