The Dizzy Take

Friday, February 6, 2009

Okay well, we're going to try something new out on yall dizzy readers. It's called The Dizzy Take and we will be discussing one of the weeks headlines every Friday. Hope ya like it.



This first week on the Dizzy Take our subject matter is *drum roll please*






Joaquin Phonenix and his quest to be the next Vanilla Ice....I mean really? Is he serious? We shouldn't really judge him yet cuz no tracks have been release but the dude that played that punk ass Commodus in Gladiator wants to spit hot fire? GTFOH...man he shoulda came here on Freestyle Friday first and see how it's really done (LOL)....this shit is TRAGIC! What could he possibly have to rap about?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol ummmm he could rap bout how he cant get taken seriously as a rapper....

Anonymous said...

This is the one whose brother died of an overdose right? I guess he could rap about that.


And why didn't ya'll headline Etta James whipping Beyonce's ass. Now that's some tragic shit right there.

Kurt GoBang da2nd said...

**takes a deep breath**

ok, i'm going to say this because i know i'm going to regret this later like a muuhfugga, so here we go:

we haven't heard anything yet, so we should at least give him a chance.

**ducks**

this sh!t better work..lmao