Why Wednesday

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Bammy's Why's



Why first off before I say anything else the why's BETTER be poppin today?




Why I ain't really got nothing to why about though?



Why even though I don't like Valentine's Day, I painted my nails pink?



Why it's a pretty pink though



Why I want a cyber valentine's boo?



Why I'm really serious?



Why I think I should get on that ASAP before all the good cyber menez are gone?




Chrissy's Why's




why valentines day is overrated

why i got some sexy shit tho thats gon blow hubby mind

why i might end up pregnant

why thats a damn lie

why them fools on g's to gents this season even worse than last season

why they got a ying yang twin look a like on there, and a paul wall wanna be

why that damn show cracks me up

why nip/tuck is STOOPID this season

why i be smelling so muthafuckin' good

why bobble aint have faith that my ass was gon be here just cause i missed the last 2why wednesdays

why i am here and ready to get these why's on and poppin like some jiffy

why bammy doubted me too

why i should get some betta why's

why if my son tell me CAUSE IMMA MAN one mo time imma make his man ass get a job

why my daughter told me that her boy classmate and girl classmate getting each other carnations for valentines day

why i was shocked

why they too young fa that shit

why if Lex ass come home with a flower and it aint from her daddy, imma blow her whole school up

why i am dreading her getting a boyfriend

why the years flying by

why i sound like my momma

why i am done fa now

why imma why bout tangela dog in the comments section....

42 comments:

ODARA said...

why i just wanted to be first??

why i'mma be back when i got some why's???

Anonymous said...

why i think odara is our number one why wednesday fan

why thats all i got till i get back here and why on timmy real quick, lol

why billy, aka rae, aka tangela gon kill me when she see what imma say...

why i dont care

Ron Mexico said...

these are kinda funny.. don't diss Valentine's Day... cause its my birthday

ODARA said...

why i watched G's 2 Gents last night too???

why I think being fugged up is a requirement for that show???

why riff raff look like skittle tye dye flavored lab rat???

why the fact he from houston cracks me up???

why yall betta get yalls cousin???

why the lil cross eyed dude they got rid of look like a mix between neyo & a midget sticky fingaz???

why all them niggas ghey???

why A-Felon kinda cute tho???

why Dirty threw that nigga in the pool & he almost drowned???

why while he was drowning that dummy pushed his head under water even more???

why that was soooo funny to me???

why reality tv gonna be the death of me???

ODARA said...

why i'mma go ahead & get my chris brown why's out the way???

why I bet that nigga thought twice about possibly hitting her azz in the fo'head???

why if he did I know his knuckles prolly bruised & shattered???

why all the sites got a different story on what happened???

why the last one i read said he FLED the scene & took the car keys???

why the thought of that nigga fleeing the scene KILLS me???

why I can see him running the hell off???

why I can see him crumping & ticking THEN running the hell off???

why rih rih prolly hit that nigga first???

why her wounds prolly OVER exaggerated cause she light skinned???

why somebody told me c.breezy was in a gang???

why i DIED cus they said like they BELIEVED that shit???

why they colors prolly purple & canary yellow???

Ericka said...

why I believe rih rih did hit c breezy first?

why i wouldve paid to be in that car?

why i read they got out the car and was fighting in the street?

why c breezy aint realeased a statement as if yet?

why they say on the 911 tapes all you hear is a woman screaming?

why i wouldn;t have called the police?

why i dont care what ya'll think about that?

why they too much in the spotlight?

why i bet rih rih wanna call cbreezy cuz she miss him?

why her granny dun released a statement?

why i feel sorry for boff of them?

why i said I was going to get some work dpne today?

why i figured why weds was gon be a day late?

why i was wrong and NOW I aint gon get no work done?

Anonymous said...

why that fool riff raff MAKES ME ILL

why i cant get over his grill or his hair

why i wanna know how u a g when u work in a lingere shop, you are an aspiring actor, and you design clothes last time i checked that aint no g shit

why when that lost yoing yang triplet gon tell mr bentley he was thrown away by his momma mr bentley gon say so u was found in a dumpster???? why that shit kill me

why all that talk bout "my kids my life i am doing this for them" bullshit bout kilt me

why half them niggas aint seen they kids in months and they on tv fronting

why chris brown in a gang is comical

why i wanna know who in it with him, soulja boy and bow wow?

why them colors sound bout right tho odara

why they gang name is prolly just as ghey as they gang colors

Anonymous said...

why bobble doubt me being here to get the whys on and poppin then she go n forget bout em???

why imma tell ronnie HAPPY B-DAY....

why dats all i got for now....

Anonymous said...

why I never have a good Valentine's day?

why the last dude that bought me something for Vday was my stepdaddy?

why I hope he don't forget about me this year cause I aint got no prospects?

why my cyber boo better stop in and give me something?

why I wanted to go the Neyo concert Friday?

why I still might go?

why I might go out and shake my ass for Vday so I don't be stuck in the house?

why that sounds like a plan, lemme go get on that?

why I can't think of no funny whys right now?

MzPurp said...

why I can see him crumping & ticking THEN running the hell off???

why somebody told me c.breezy was in a gang???

why i DIED cus they said like they BELIEVED that shit???

why they colors prolly purple & canary yellow???
^^^^Why these why's just killt me?

Why I would try to be the HBIC of the gang just cuz the colors are purple & canary yellow?

Why I'm feeling so good today like I got some last night?

Why I ain't get none in a minute?

Why I'm fine with it tho?

Why if this was a couple months ago I woulda been angry & irritable?

Why I'm pissed I missed G's to Gents?

Why they need my boo TJones to be the host?

Why I can't wait til I get off work today?

Why I'm goin to find me some sexxy lingerie?

Why I'm also goin to get some sexy stuff to play with as well?

Why I hope he save his BIPO'ness for another time other than this weekend?

Why I'mma get in the pool or the jacuzzi this weekend?

Why I just can't wait?

504 said...

why i hate every last one of them whys up above ?

why i gave bobble such a hard time about ditching us the last 2 wednsdays, did i forget to why til now ?

why somebody had to remind me too ?

why i also forgot about the g's & gents shit ?

why i'mma have to cop the rerun ?

why every 2 weeks i'm fighting off wasps ?

why i think they renting to these damn wasps, cause one check out, another come to move in ?

why i tryna figure out how de fuck they get in here ?

why i know it ain't hard cause these some raggedy ass trailers ?

why i'm in DO NOT DISTURB MOOD today ?

why i'mma make me a paper sign ?

why ya'll think i'm lying but i'm soooooooo serious ?

why i wish i can take a leave of absence like now ?

why it's doesn't have to be too long, just 3 months is good ?

why with each song jazmine sullivan comes out with, i'm becoming less a fan ?

why i'm just bored with some wizard to oz kinda shit. with the lions, tigers, bears, pimps hos, tricks, hustlers, skeezers, tweezers & all that ?

why i'mm still say i despise pliers ?

why i'mma keep saying that til he stop making "music"...no i rather say making songs cause that shit ain't music.

why my whys are boring but dammit who cares ?

Carmen Cosmopolitan said...

WHY we still wont give people the link to our blogspot but we write everyday?

WHY folks be callin the police for dumb shyt like restaurants running out of lemonade?

WHY niccas keep lookin at my ASS?

WHY my daughter get in the front seat EVERY morning...look at me in the back and ask me WHY YOU KEEP FOLLOWING ME?

WHY I don't ever have a good explanation for her?

WHY the morning crew aint the same no more?

WHY people keep asking me to do work?

WHY my circulation in my feet feel jaded?

WHY imma go shopping for lunch and not come back?

504 said...

why cabeeeesa been making special guest appearences lately ?

why i need to know which morning crew cause they are plenty now ?

why she needs to take longer lunch breaks so she could meet n greet the new folks ?

why i'm sleepy but slept plenty ?

why i just wanna go home ?

Carmen Cosmopolitan said...

the answer is cuz u pregnant

to ALL them whys

lmao

Carmen Cosmopolitan said...

GEEMONETTI....

we makin 911 calls this morning..me and myone reader TRAYCEE....LLS

http://dronkandsober.blogspot.com/2009/02/911-is-joke.html

MissOMyGoodnezz said...

Why yall heffas so damn STUPID?

Why i wanna dump my valentine but cant until after I get my gifts?

Why Imma tell that nigga i'm on my monthly so he cant get none?

Why I wanna take Odara and Purp to the club and teach them all the ghetto dances I know?

Why will they be taking that shit back to ATL and DMV and stunt on them hoes?

Why my eyes blurry?

Why my job having a potluch tomorrow and like the true nigga i am, i aint bringing shit but napkins?

Why they move my desk to the back of the room by the window knowing my ass got ADD?

Why they know my ass dont be working?

Why I been dying to do some hoe shit?

Why I know if I call Chrissy she'll do some hoe shit wit me tho?

Why I'm done with my why's ?

Anonymous said...

Why my ass so broke im paying my cab fare in change?

why ugly boo told me im a special bitch cuz he spending alot of money on me for v-day

why i told him im a special bitch because i deal with his crazy ass

why i think mr. rogers wanna hang for v-day?

why i told him i gotta volunteer @ a homeless shelter on saturday because poor people need love too

why did i make up such a stupid lie?

why did he believe me?

why ima still ask mr. rogers for a vday gift though

MzPurp said...

Why I wanna take Odara and Purp to the club and teach them all the ghetto dances I know?

Why will they be taking that shit back to ATL and DMV and stunt on them hoes?
^^^ Why I already tol Missy I'm coming down!?

Why I don't kno when its gon be tho?

Why it's gon be sometime during the summer?

Why when I do come down we better have some fun?

Why we gon go to Chrissy & Sheppy house and ask them to come outside and play?

Why I bet Chrissy gon act like she don't kno us when we show up to her house?

Why Huby gon be lookin at us like "who deez bishes & where u meet em?"

Why my boo gon be like "Mommy, who deez hoes?"

Why I'mma be like "heeeyy boo" and he gon look at me like I'm crazy?

Why all my friends been calling me to womp womp today?

Why I don't even talk to these hoes on a reg basis but they calling me today?

Why they kno all we gon do is laugh and clown the whole convo?

Why they want bosslady to blow the house down?

Why her a** been mad all mornin?

Why that sh*t is too funny to me tho?

Why I feel so refreshed cuz I got my hair did last night?

Why I ain't ashamed to tell my cyber-frens that I ain't washed my hair in like a month?

Why I ain't wanna wash it cuz I was sick and it was too cold outside?

Why I would just flat iron my dirty hair?

Why that's gross?

Why I kno the water was prob brown last night after she washed my perm out?

Why my hair all silky and sexxy today?

Why I can't wait til BIPO run his stank fingers thru it this weekend??

Why I was tired as sh*t last night and he was in a womp'n mood and I fell asleep on him?

Why I woke up tryna add in the convo but was all loud and wrong?

Why he looked at me like I was crazy?

Why I just get out the chair and get in the bed after that?

Why he still wanted to womp me and I was knocked out?

Why he wake me up talkin bout I'm talkin to you and you sleep?

Why I laugh and drift back off?

Tangela said...

Why ya'll stay lying?

Why can't ya'll just admit that some folks ain't kyoot?

Why they be stuntin?

Why sometimes unattractive people don't know that ain't ugly?

Why I be wanting to tell them?

Why that aint nice tho?

Why somebody might think they kyoot, but I surely don't?

Why I do NOT comment if I do NOT think you kyoot if you post a pic?

Why I comment on something else in the pitch like..."Dang ol girl got some big ass gums"?

Why I hate Chrissy, Purpa, and Moochy?

Why I'm cold as fugg this morning?

MzPurp said...

why the why's done fell off like Chris Brown's endorsements?

ODARA said...

why i'm afraid OMG would take us to a ole slummish club???

why i would prolly like it tho???

why i bet they gonna play shit like "bust it wide open" and "Halllay Berrayyyy"????

why download the mixtape???

why it's in my car right now???

ODARA said...

why the remainder of my why's gonna be EFFs????

eff v-day...

eff all the bishes @ my job who celebrate v-day...

eff they niggas who gone come to my window tryna deliver some shit...

eff them getting mad when i turn they asses around & tell'em they on the wrong floor....

eff work....

eff it i ran outta eff's!!!

504 said...

why i wanna know when cabeeesa got a blog ?

why i wanna know how can she upkeep a blog & her ass ain't got nuff time to visit ?

why i'mma cop it when i get home tho ?

Anonymous said...

WHY I STOPPED READING THEM WHYS WHEN NOTCH COME TALKING BOUT HOMELESS PPL NEED LOVE TO I COULDNT TAKE NO MO'

504 said...

why i started just skipping over notch's whys cause i dunno why i be thinking she all sweet n innocent & everytime she types she proves me WRONG !?

Anonymous said...

why miss no damn well i am down fa some ho shit tho

why i dont really give a damn what club or venue we do the ho shit in s'long as we got a safe ride home

why doing ho shit will land yo ass on forensic files nowadays

why back in da day when females was doing ho shit, all they may have gotten was a bad case of da crabs

Bahama said...

why the why master is here to drop why'n knowledge on ya azzes

why i think i wrote thee funniest valentine's poem ever?

why it's gonna be unleashed on Saturday?

why i'mma go and ask Ron to be my e-boo for Valentines day?

why CARMEN ain't tell us she had a damn blog?

why i should cyber kick her azz?

why i'mma cancel her shipment of Johnnie Walker i got her?

why i think i should say no homo?

why chrissy ain't sent me the link of the comment section earlier so i coulda why'd with yall?

why i might just be why'n up in here tomorrow any damn way?

why Ri-Ri called the cops on Chris Brown?

why he shoulda known she wasn't a down chick and would call the po po at the first sign of trouble?

why i kinda feel bad for the young Ike turner in training?

why i ate lunch but i'm still hungry?

why i went downtown and was walking up and down and I swear i was sweating in places I didn't even know sweat could go?

why is it so damn HOT?

Bahama said...

why i think i'm going to why some more today?

Bahama said...

why i don't feel like working at all today?

why today couldn't be friday @ 4:30?

why it's only 9 in the morning and this fool is back eating these nasty chips, smelling up the whole office?

why i couldn't even finish eating my apple?

why window shopping sucks azz?

why i'm bored and have nothing to do?

why i really wish my innanet would stay on?

why my and chrissy ain't come up with a post idea for today?

Bahama said...

why i think i made a boo boo?

why Momo sent a e-mail about this little boy talking about god and losing love ones?

why i thought it was so sweet and touching that i sent it to some of my co-workers?

why i should mention one of the people i sent it to was my co-worker that lost her baby at the end of the year?

why i saw her crying?

why i'm too scared to ask her if it was cause of the e-mail i sent?

why if it wasn't cuz of my e-mail was why she was crying, i wanna tell her to just delete it without looking at it?

why i don't think before i do things?

Bahama said...

WHY I GOT SOME WHY QUESTIONS?

why do people wear sunglasses in bulidings where there ain't no damn sun?

why they think the sun gone just pop out from round a corner or some sh!t?

why do men think by saying shorty, or slim, or whatever other word to attract a female is really gonna work?

why are eggrolls so addictive?

why i noticed a while back that ain't no brand of liquor named after a woman?

why they either named after men, animals, or some other word?

why i wanna know why they ain't got no women liquors?

why i wanna know what society is trying to tell us by not having any brand of liquor named after women?

Bahama said...

why i think i'mma boycott all them fella's..

why i'mma still drink my GOSLARGER though?

why i think i'mma be the only one up in here why'n?

504 said...

WHY I'MMA JOIN BAMMY IN SOME THURSDAY WHYS ?

PEEP EM...

504 said...

why my boss is back from his 3 day conference & dammit i'm working like a slave AGAIN !?

why jamie foxx back on the scene ?

why i don't mind cause i like the blame it on the alky song ?

why his singing didn't survive the 90's when niggas were really singing but now in the age of t-pain & all his roger trutman followers, jamie will survive ?

why that why was kinda long ?

why i'mma continue ?

why g's to gents was funny as hell ?

why that damn nigga dirty call himself dirty ?

why i understand the 3rd ying yang reference ?

why his name should be yong or yeng or yung ?

why keisha cole's face looking different now ?

why she looks like a geisha cole ?

why i'mma get back on the "g's" for a sec ?

why dirty almost drowned that nigga ?

why it took so long for somebody to help ?

why they prolly wanted that fool to drown so he can be eliminated ?

why i'mma jump on real world ?

why that was a funny ass episode ?

why when i look at shim, all i thought about was damn this dude is really trying to work that pole ?

why i want a pole ?

why that's all i got for now ?

Bahama said...

WHY I'M HAPPY BOBBLE IS WHY'N!!!

WHY I ENDED UP DOING WORK ANYWAY

WHY I DON'T KNOW HOW YALL CAN WATCH THAT G'S TO GENTS CRAP

WHY BOBBLE DON'T KNOW THAT BLAME IT SONG BY JAMIE FOXX IS MY ISH?

WHY I AIN'T WATCHED REAL WORLD IN A FEW WEEKS?

WHY MY CO-WORKER DOWN STAIRS TOLD ME I BEEN LOOKING SIMPLE LATELY...

WHY I WAS LIKE WTF?

WHY WHEN SHE HEARD ME SHE WAS LIKE NO I MEAN YOUR HAIR?

WHY I WAS LIKE OH....

WHY I'M KINDA LIKE PURPA, ONLY I NEED A PERM IN THE WORSE WAY BUT I REFUSE TO PAY 70 BUCKS, EVEN THOUGH MY HAIR BE LOOKING BOMB AFTERWARDS

WHY WHEN THE HAIRDRESSER TOLD ME SHE WENT UP I ASKED HER, THE HELL THE RECESSION GOTTA DO WITH YOU?

WHY SHE WENT UP ON PRICES WHEN GAS WAS SKY HIGH, I'M STILL LAWST AS TO WHY SHE CHARGING SO MUCH MORE.

WHY I REALLY NEED A PERM THOUGH?

WHY EVEN THOUGH I NEED A PERM, I'M STILL A SEXY HEFFA?

Bahama said...

WHY I'LL BE BACK TO FINISH WHY'N LATER?

Raider_wifee said...

why somebody told me c.breezy was in a gang???

why i DIED cus they said like they BELIEVED that shit???

why they colors prolly purple & canary yellow???
_______

Why I couldn't read no more cause my soul is on the second level of paradise???

Why I'm whying on Thursday??

Why I don't care and might why all day cause I missed it yesterday..

Why ya'll better come back and why with me??

Tis all till I finish reading all of the earlier why's..

Tangela said...

Why I'm glad we why'n on a Thursday?

Why my I gotta friend that cracks me the fugg up?

Why he stay clowning hoes, but they all love him?

Why I be doubled over laughing at the shit he be saying?

Why I just ate a cold previously boiled egg?

Why I like the way eggs taste, but the cold part makes me gag?

Anonymous said...

Why is the whole CB/Rihanna thing blown up waaay out of proportion?

Why didn't she head-butt him?

Why do I think that Valentine's day is overrated?

Why did they remake "Friday the 13th?"

Anonymous said...

Why is the whole CB/Rihanna thing blown up waaay out of proportion?

Why didn't she head-butt him?

Why do I think that Valentine's day is overrated?

Why did they remake "Friday the 13th?"

Bahama said...

why i'm back to why some more

why my momma won some money on numbers today and she's SOOOO excited?

why i told her unless it's over $500 i wouldn't be that excited.

why i asked to borrow a dollar from her as soon as she said she won something though?

why the hell is it so eff'n hot and it ain't even summer yet?

why the hell it's so hot and it ain't even SPRING yet?

why this summer is gonna be unbearable i can feel it already

why i'm not doing no more wirk today...i'm tired!

why it sucks though cuz i'mma have to make up something for that daily log crap we do

why we gotta do that ish in the first place is beyond me...

Melissa W said...

why they think the sun gone just pop out from round a corner or some sh!t?
^^^^^ Why was that extra funny!

why am i so happy to get to why on thursday

why i wanted to why yesterday but i was out my office

why i hate to be the last one to why on why wednesday

why i think if you the last one, no one reads your whys

why i got kicked out the talk box last week

why imma go back in there like i didn't get kicked out

why my manager come in here talking about she stressed

why i really did not care

why i don't care what happens at this job b/c i know peeps don't really do any work

why if i got fired, i couldn't even be mad cuz i operate at like 50% most of the time

why i think my attitude annoys my boss, cuz I am truthful and don't care

why i'm going speed dating tonight

why am i excited but my friends are bugging out acting like they all nervous

why i'm bout to be the flyest chick in the room at the speed dating thing tonight

why I do not care what them heffas think about my outfit for speed dating, cuz i'mma look flyer than them

why am I conceited

this sh!t better work..lmao