Since Valentine's is fast approaching us, we decided to do a celeb will you be my valentine post. You know, what celebs would say in a valentine to they spouse, lover, jumpoff, video ho, whatever.....
Chris Brown to Rhianna
I'm sorry I hit you but your big ass shouldn't of head butted me, will you forgive me and be my Valentines?
Jay-Z to Bey
I know i aint no Nelly, or even a Craig Mack, so thank you for looking past that and marrying me...
Ashanti to Nelly
Nigga stop fucking other ho's and realize i got that good good...Always Ashanti
Nelly to Ashanti
I cant get over you fucking Irv Gotti and i KNOW altho i have no proof you let Ja hit it too, but will you be my valentine anyway....
Whitney to Ray J
De Fuck you mean i cant be on the show? Be My Valentine anyway....Love Whitney
Brad to Angelina
Please stop having and adopting all these kids, oh and be my valentine
12 years ago
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Rick Ross to Foxy Brown
Yes I was possibly involved in your arrest but im the "BOSS"..so will you be my valentine
Hugo Newman to Chrissy
If you let me longstroke your sexy Mexican self, I guarantee you'll NEVER trip over your shoelaces again! So will you be MY Valentine?!?
Biggies ghost to lil kim bitch get over it I'm dead baby-baby- happy valentines day.
Biggies ghost to charlie baltimore Bitch please I beat that ass and you still loved me-happy valentines now take this beat down.
Biggies ghost to faith evans: thanks for keeping it classy ma my son looks just like me sorry I thought you let pac hit it. - Happy Valentines day
Puffy to kim porter- You know I will give you anything you want girl you my world. - Happy valentines
Puffy to cassie- I'm not with kim I love only you, cause it's me and you, you're my addiction.
Puffy to misc. beat and skeet: girl take that take that- happy valentines day.
ok the whole Craig Mack shit KILT me!!!
Bow Wow to Soulja Boy..."eventho we been beefing...I still wanna SUPERMAN yo sessay ass"
lol lol
I crack MYSELF up!!!
~ps...will you be my valentine?
xoxo bow wow
lol lol
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