*why aint nothing major to why bout
*why i am doin these why's tho outta habit
*why dru hill played out?
*why i smell good
*why its prolly cause i bathe on a regular
*why i got a feeling the why's gon be slow
*why mariah in that new dream video bothers me
*why her ass stay tryna act hood
*why she bout as hood as lil hood on for the love of ray j
*why i be dancing @ my desk and ppl think i am crazy
*why i really dont care what they think
*why its something i am supposed to do but for the life of me i cant remember what it is...
*why i hope whatever it is it aint life threating cause i shole have no clue what i was supposed to do
17 comments:
why can’t today go by faster?
why my hands stay ashy?
why I’m just gon soak in some olive oil or something like my boo Zulu?
why I wish this week was pay week?
why I’m bordering on that broke side?
why this lady think she so slick tho?
why people so nasty?
why every time I go in this bathroom it always smells like shit?
why I got some G’s to Gents concerns?
why Blue makes me sad lookin into those sad puppy dog eyes?
why I can’t se him bein mean or gangsta cuz he too soft?
why I’m glad Protégé went home?
why he try to call them out and still ended up looking like a damn fool?
why Fahim killt me and scared that lil boy when he was tryna tell the boy don’t do drugs??
why Dirty almost piss his pants when he found out he had twins on the way?
why I bet Dirty be gettin it in?
why he ask the bish did she need money like he got it?
why I wanna see what this bish look like when they bring the gf’s on?
why I have some concerns about Bad Girls Club but I need someone to understand me first?
Why I saw that Dream video and thought the same thing about the both of them fools? Why the Dream half laughin n sh*t when he banging them pots? Why the dude from the “Who is Keri Hilson” video more hood than the Dream?
why that’s a bad thing?
why i am glad somebody sides wme watch them ho's on the bad girls club
why they was so worng for beating that gilr ass
why whitney made me sick with that IN BOSTON DIS HOW WE DO IT BULLSHIT
why i was like well gotdamn go back to boston where they keeps it ratchett then
why the girl ashley really think she cute tho
why imma get on dem fake ass g's
why i am having a hard time believing that a female would let baron aka dirty fuck her
why the thought of him in bed with me is scary as hell
why that hair alone would make me run away from his ass if i saw him coming
why blue as a gangsta funny as fuck to me
why that big tall sad cat molly ass nigga pulling drive by's and wearing doo rags round his mouth is jut comical
why that nigga cry every episode
why if i was his girl idda been dumped his ass for all that crying
why i tried to do that time management shit but i got bored and logged the fuck off
why that is what i am supposed to be doing today but my mind wanders so i said fuck it i will try again later
why yall betta get to why'n
why my boss stay yapping???
why she @ my desk right now yapping???
why I wish this bish would Mooove the fuck out the way???
why YT folks LOVE yapping about dumb shit???
why my daddy called me a racist???
why deep down in my heart I love all humankind???
why i'm not racist tho cuz I distribute my HATE evenly across all ethnicity's :o)???
why i picked today of all days to wear a gotdamn sweater????
why a bitch is HOT as HELL???
why my bladder been feeling extra weak since my cycle has been on???
why I been pissing like a pregnant woman all day???
why i'm gonna invest in some cranberry juice???
why i'm miserable???
why i hate bleeding???
why a nigga BET not fuck with me today???
why i ain't ate beef in a long time but had some last night & it tore my stomach up???
why i went to the bathroom like 5 times???
why a bitch slept good as hell tho???
why my above why's were TMI & nasty as hell but I don't give a shit???
why i'mma be back later???
This is me K@li....why this part ain't blocked today, BUT the chatbox is?
Why do i watch Bad girls club?
why i dislike AMber, but felt bad for her last night?
why I'm glad Tiff stepped up?
why all the other girls get on my nerves...
why i wana know if Tiff is actually like that in real life OR if it was for the cameras
why i wana know if y'all remember that dude Tiff was with (he called on the phone)
why i missed from Gz to gentz?
why i KNEW somethin else came on but i couldn't think
WHy i wana know how dirty was lookin tom'bout he got twins on the way?
why i BET 5 his BM/Girl is tired?
Why the bathroom always smell like shit, Purpy asked?
WHy? Because that's what them HOES is made fuh...to shit and piss...and occasionally fart? DUH
Why the toilets on my floor spit back at ya when you flush'em?
Why that causes me to stand and wipe my ass?
Why I feel like one day somebody gone see my goodies because the spitting toilet makes me stand to wipe my own ass?
Why I forgot my plug-in today?
Why that hoe smell soooo good?
Why I'm super happy?
Why I'm not stuttin' that other shit?
Why I love Timmy lil' ass?
Why he played with ALL damn night til like 'leven ish?
Why his ass can now jump up in the bar stools in the dining room and peer into the kitchen to see what i'm cooking?
Why he do that because I banned his little ass from coming in the kitchen?
Why he can't come in the kitchen because I be stepping on his ass?
Why when I do he YELPs like somebody trynig to kill his ass?
Why after he YELPs, do he look at me like the cat offa Shrek?
Why I then have to pick his ass up and give him huggies and kissies?
why was BIPO watching the bad Girls Club sh*t with me?
why he was a good boy and ain’t get on my nerves?
why that shit was allll the way fucked up last night?
why when they played the replay all I could say was “OHHH SHHIITTTT”?
why I’mma agree with Chrissy and say that nah, Amber ain’t need that type of ass whoopin?
why they had to knock her down and make her show her cat box like that?
why I’mma have to cop the rerun of the previous epi to kno exactly what happened?
why Ailea gon get that ass whooped by Boston on the reunion show?
Why Ailea lie like that and then the bitch put a smile on her face after?
why ain’t nobody say that Whitney wasn’t the one who kicked Amber, when Ailea had clearly stated that she did it and had the bruise on her toe to prove it?
Why Whitney was bout to be locked up like them bitches in Brokedown Pallace?
Why I was scared for her tho?
Why I felt sad for Amber? Why I bet she won’t be talking no more sh*t to anybody?
Why is Timmy so adorable?
Why i wana know what kind of plug in Tanagaray got?
WHy i went to the bathroom here at work...and i forgot my spray...
why i remember thas what y'all was sayin bathrooms supposed to smell like shyt (at least public ones..LMAO)
why i was like Fukk it, this the bathroom.
why do i have really bad gas?
why i can always count on odara to drop dem crazy why's
why i am dressed like i am going to a club today
why a simple switch up in pants changed my whole outfit
why i had on some SLACKS but i took the jokers off cause i realized they was kinda wrinkled
why i threw some JEANS on instead and went from pro-fessional to ho-fessional looking
why i am so glad my bosses took they ass to lunch so i can yap in peace and not hide it
why imma roll with odara and say let a nigga fuck with me today imma make em cry like macho ass was crying on from g's to gents
Yea, why i was REALLY mad they jumped her
why she do be talkin that cash shyt.
if it had been a 1 on 1 i wouldn't have gave a shyt
why Amber pissed me off how she instigated that shyt with her and KC
why last night she was just drun having fun and ended up getting her azz beat
why i wana know why they can't have no real gutta bytches on that show?
why i wana know what makes them so bad?
why i can't wait for the reunion show for bad girls club AND tool academy
Why i'm mad Chriss describin her fit tom'bout ho-fessional LMAO
Why Whitney was bout to be locked up like them bitches in Brokedown Pallace?
^^^^lmao why i died
why it wasnt that serious tho that shit be staged
why tiff and whitney aint nothing but some shit talkers
why i bet if nan bitch ran up on em they wouldnt bust a grape
why i feel the need to say niggas aint shit for the upteenth time this week
why my son told his sister she was pretty this morning and that touched my soul
why i think it was some sorta evil ploy/plot and he said it to get something out of her
why it still touched me tho cause he call her a big head meanie on a regular
why i think if we wasnt around he would call her heffas, bitches, ho's muthafuckas and all kinda other stuff
why i think she would do the same cause i swear i heard her call him an asshole one day
Why i just fount out DOra finna grow up on the show?
why they tom'bout she movin to the big city?
why they giving a preview of the "new dora" only showin a silhouette
why imma ask K if she talking bout the lil messican girl dora the explorer
why imma say her ass BEEN grown going on all t hem excursions n shit and not telling nobody so her in the city aint nothing exciting
why i wanna know if swiper gon be like a nyc pick pocketer when they move her to the city
why him as a crackhead would be betta entertainment
why lex was a die hard dora fan
why every morning her ass wake up and turn that shit up super loud
why i got sick of hearing DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLOERRRRRRRRRRR, GRAB YA BACKPACK, LETS GO, JUMP IN VAMINOS.....
why i hope bobble ready to deal with the cartoons n shit cause when lil man get bout 2 dats all she gon know
why them cartoons grow on you tho and u get nostalgic for em when the kiddies grow out of em
why i wanna know whats next if dora going to the city, is they gon go head and make barney brang his big purple ass out da closet?
why yes, Dora the explorer..LOL
why i saw the silhouette and her skirt short as hell...
why she got a big azz head and a skinny azz body
why it reminded me of a bratz doll
why u so on point tom'out Gee betta get used to cartoons
why i find myself singin those Noggin songs when Noggin ain't even on?
why is today such a DULL day???
why I missed G's 2 Gents cuz I was watching American Idol???
why I changed the part in my hair & ninjas round here act like I did something drastic???
why I'm thinking about getting my hair colored & curly this weekend???
why the curly ish would be so drastic for me cuz I ALWAYS were my har flat ironed???
why i need to broaden my horizons???
why this been a long ass week???
why I made my boo some tacos n sh*t last night right?
why this nigga ate like he got a tapeworm in his belly?
why his stomach was so full it was poked out like the lil somalies?
why he helped clean the kitchen up and everything?
why we in the bed, it’s like 1am, why this nigga talking bout “baby, I want some more tacos”?
why I told him he betta take his ass to sleep asking me bout some damn tacos?
why he like I’mma go get em in like 25 min?
why I’m like yea right nigga ur ass ain’t even gon be awake in 25 minutes?
why I tell him just lay there for a second?
why me and his ass was knocked out in 25 min?
why when he woke up he had the BG’s?
tiz all….
Why G's to Gents went to my old junior high last night?
Why me and Blue graduated from the same junior high?
Why they changed the name to middle school - has it been that long since I been in school?
Why I remember that same parkay floor cause it's where I played Rosa Parks in the school play?
Why was I so geeked about that fact last night and hubby and child just gave me a "meh" look?
Why am I so hungry I could bite a hole in a wall?
Why I don't think dry wall would taste very good?
Why I caught the Bad Girls club last night too?
Why I was really feeling how adult Tiffany was acting?
Why they stomped a mud hole in old Amber B?
Why I was mad that bitch Alia gave up her girl in the fight but didn't admit her wrong doing which did the most damage?
Why I was glad Tiffany busted her ole snitching ass out?
Why I gotta go read the rest of ya'll why's now so I can catch up??
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