Things ALL Women need to know........

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Yup, we back, and we doin alot of shit in list form, cause hey, we copying offa other blogs, ask us if we care tho.....


So me and Bammy brainstorm from time to time, believe it or not we really want this blog back up n running, anywho bammy was like i got some ideas of lists we could do and on her idea list was THINGS ALL WOMEN SHOULD KNOW HOW TO DO.....i decided... DATS GON BE MY COME BACK POST....cause i done been in some situations in the last few months where i couldnt depend on anybody but my damn self, and that is the most humbling shit.....plus you learn alot, and its so many things i can do now, i couldnt do 6 months ago, and i think all you females need to work on doing these things below iffen u sophisticated ladies dont already know how.....






*Make some sorta dish from scratch, i dont care if its something as simple as cornbread, you aint gotta cook everythang out the damn box, i used to ALWAYS make Jiffy cornbread if i wanted some, till one day my ass aint have any in the cabinet, i had no car to go get a box, BUT......i had shit to make it homemade so i called my granny, she told me what to do i added a lil suga to it to make it sweet like jiffy, and mayne oh mayne was it good....









*Change the oil in ya own car, really, its as simple as untwisting a cap, letting the old oil drain out, and putting a bottle of new oil in, now if you a girly girl and dont want oil under ya nails or dirt on ya DKNY slacks then i suggest u wear some gloves and change into sweatpants, i took my car to get the oil changed in it back in November and it cost me 45 fuckin bucks, i watched them niggas do the shit and said FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS i can do this myself, i watched a friend of mine do his wife's car and guess what, shit still looked simple so next time i am saving myself some money and doing it my damn self....




*Drive a stick, i am only saying this cause every female in my family and beyond can drive a stick cept me, i wanna know how tho.....lol




*Scuse me for being Crass, but this is Chrissy ya talking to here, or reading rather, lol but i think every female should know in some way shape fashion or form to know how to make a man's toes curl, during sex, w/o using her catbox all the time if that mean blowing in his ear, stroking that spot right between his balls and asshole while sucking him off, or tweeking his nipples while u ride him like a cowgirl, u gotta know @ least 1 freaky ass thing to do....




*Every female should know her handbags, just like a man can be watching a football game and tell u the fuckin stats of the whole offensive line, the school they came from, the points in shit they scored, they momma and dem social security number......Me personally cause i loooooooooove Coach bags can spot a fake one a mile away, and if there are females out there like me, then when they see me they know all of mine are real....same with Gucci's, Louis, and all them other high priced ass handbags.....





*Every women should know @ least one sports star, it dont matter the sport, and u cant know him cause he been in the news lately for being a serial ho and being a scaredy cat and running from his wife so fast he crashed his car into a tree, u gotta know him cause u know he scored this many points a game, or because he won the Heisman when he was in college, or cause he MVP or some shit, not cause he used to be roomates in college wiff yo homegirl sister fren's boyfrens cousin or some shit.....Men like that kinda crap tho, if u can sit an dwatch a game with him and be like damn why he aint run the ball back, or some sorta football lingo like that there then that man think he got a winner in you even tho u was just sayin some random ass shit....
So Ladies, gon and tell us something that you know how to do, that you think the rest of the ladies of the world should know how to do to...And fellas, tell us what yall want us to know how to do so we can fake like we gon do it knowing damn well we aint.....

25 comments:

chrissy snow said...

BAM!!

Momo said...

Damnit I don't know how to change the oil....I'ma just catch the bus if I gotta do that.
Congrats on being back up & running! WHOOP WHOOP

Wade Bloggs said...

Welcome Back

Bahama said...

Wait?!? Hold the phone...does just putting oil in your car count? I mean I thinks that's sexy too. Yay!!! We back blogging bishes! Owwww

MzPurp said...

WELCOME BACK!!!

WOOP WOOP!!!!

*goes back to reading*

Im watchin you too said...

im wit u bammy. i can put some more oil in my shit but all dat about lettin it out thats a bit too much for me cuz dont u gotta slide up under dat bitch and all dat???? naw im good

Chey said...

damn lemme change my name back so niggas kno who i am

Ms. Lyssa said...

So happy ya'll back - I'm jocking extra hard over here!

Every woman should know how to put SOMETHING together and fix it if it breaks. Like at my house, I'm the friggin queen of fixing the vacuum(sp?) cleaner. Can't nobody touch my vacuum cleaner fixing skills.

Mayo said...

:kilroy:

Ampy said...

This is a nice list, very informative.
Some things you should add, be it a part two should be how to coordinate colours, how to mix bar-grade drinks, how to hunt water buffalo.. things like that. ill be staying tuned for sure

@Ampero

Anonymous said...

THIS IS GEE & YA'LL SHOULD KNOW DAMN WELL I CAN'T REMEMBER MY USER ID OR PASSWORD & I'MMA DO A NEW ONE LATER BUT....

U SHOULD KNOW HOW TO TALK SLICK SHIT IN FRONT YO MAN'S NIGGAS & STILL LOOK CUTE DOING IT....HIS BOYS SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY SHIT LIKE "I'LL TAKE GEE OF YO HANDS" (YES I WAS ON THE PHONE WHEN THEM NIGGAS WAS SAYING THAT) & YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIM WHEN HE WANNA TALK SEX SHIT BOUT YA'LL IN FRONT HIM BOYZ....IT'S ACTUALLY FUN !!

Notchie said...

Congrats ladies..

I agree on the car point..i think woman should know more about their cars..car dealers and mechanics know that women dont know shit and take advantage of that. Only they cant do that shit to me..cuz i know more about cars then alot of boys do..hell i used to race cars in my early days.

Hell yeah u better make a man toes curl..cuz if u aint knowing or wanting to do it..someone else will. And now adays u gotta watch ya man from women and men..cuz they greedy dl niggas are quick to steal ya man from ya..lol

n0days0ff said...

2 ditzy hoes is back.....soon as i decide to come back right? ima need some sort of 10 percent or royalties or something

chrissy snow said...

damn i see yall never stopped lovin us!!

i like bobble's pernt. TALK SHIT IN FRONT OF DEM NIGGAS....half the time they wanna taste anyway

why lyssa is tim da tool man lmao

and whhhhhhhhhy notch said in her early days like she 56421215 yrs old

ampy, i like u stick around lol hunting water buffalo

nodays u aint gettin shit. de fuck is my plane ticket

MzVirgo said...

Yaaay they are back!

Now I would like to add that we should know how to do the Kegel exercises for the punanny so that we can always have it tight for him. No man has to complain about how loose it is down there.

chrissy snow said...

lol @ the kegel excercises and loose booty

n0days0ff said...

chrissy snow said...
nodays u aint gettin shit. de fuck is my plane ticket
^^^^^


dont even play like that. have your ass on jetblue eating free peanuts and doing kegal exercises



what u been up to BAMMY?

n0days0ff said...
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chrissy snow said...

lmao @ nodays nerp. fuck peanuts nigga i need 1st class service, i want mixed nuts or cashews or some shit

n0days0ff said...

^^^^see i would make a joke off that but this is public. hit my email lite brite

chrissy snow said...

dis nigga just call me lite brite???? lol

notch said...

lol lol @ lite brite

Sexxy_Nay said...

OMG Hey All.....

zillz said...

good list

Raider_wifee said...

Adding to the list... know how to roll your own blunts cause as soon as you end that 6 year relationship of free blunt rolling skills - you and your swisher shouldn't have to suffer... I'm an official blunt roller now!! Woop!

this sh!t better work..lmao