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Why Wednesday
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Chrissy's Whys
*why i aint got my glasses on and i cant see shit that i am typing
*why g's to gents was boring last night
*why i still got cerns tho
*why teddy ho wanna get mad cause that nigga aint wanna claim her trick baby
*why she think teddy was gon know who in the hell the child's daddy was and she a ho
*why bentley almost got emotinal when him and fahim was talking
*why fahim bout as stoopid as iono what
*why blue momma look like an ex wnba playa
*why she came out with her best church outfit on with the matching purse
*why when she said she aint wanna embaress her son i wanted to cry cause it was obvious blue still loved her cause he had her @ the reunion anyway and she was still an embarresment in them clothes she was rocking
*why i hope my kids love me just as much as blue love his mammy
*why blue aint even care his ass aint win, that nigga was like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid a free apt and a lil change thats betta than a shelter
*why creepa still need to be reformed ole no talking ass nigga
*why i still think they needed to teach all dem niggas how to read
*why we got visitors here all week long and i hate it
*why i be glad when friday get here
*why ppl keep telling me they like my shoes when they know they ugly
*why they look like some chinese bruce lee kick ass take names typa shoes
*why they comfy than a muthafucka tho
*why cant nobody here me coming when i am walking cause they so quiet
*why this lady here visiting got the OOGLIEST coach bag
*why imma have to keep stopping my whys to play happy greeter receptionist to these ppl here
*why i know odara feel these whys
*why imma have a shitload of whys but aint nobody gon respond
*why that tickles and makes me sad all @ once
*why this blog is bout as sad as blue in the beginning of g's to gents
*why i hate it when ppl ask me to do shit they know they can do themselves
*why my big red flat just like i suspected it would be
*why imma drink it anyway tho
*why i feel a headache coming on
*why i was laughing in my sleep last night and for the life of me i cant remember what was so fucking funny
*why i bet one of the visitors here gon get fly with one of the mangers cause i aint order they picky ass a veggie try like they asked
*why i dont care, i forgot
*why yo monkey ass betta eat a bagel n hursh
*why imma wrap these whys up with this lil tid bit here
*why i went in the breakroom to get ice and 2 dudes standing round talking bout fucking cream of wheat and how it tasted like paste
*why i was like i'd hate to have to date one of these boring ass bastards
*why this man just asked me for a ball point pen
*why i said i got regular papermate pens and handed him one
*why he proceeded to rifle throo my pen cup
*why that cup is full of cheap ass pens
*why i told his ass i aint have no fucking ball point pens
*why imma have to deal with this shit all fucking day yall, pray fa me.....
Why Wednesday
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Chrissy's Why's
why i hate stress
why i am stressed too much
why i feel like the fuckin weight of the world is on my gotdamn shoulders every fucking day
why i woke up with a headache 2 mornings in a row
why nodays sent me an invitation to his blog, i get there read finna comment, nigga aint got a comment box
why i should prolly link his blog since i just mentioned him
why i am too lazy to do that tho
why i am sure yall know that nigga blog name so yall will hit him up soon
why my cuticles a mess
why me posting these whys is pointless cause no one visits our fledgling blog anymore
Bammy's Why's
why i still love our blog and our readers tho.....
why am I eating dry rice krispies, you want some???
WHY am I so ready for this LOOooong weekend?
WHY working is over-rated?
WHY I'm still looking for a suga daddy?
WHY a rice krispy just dropped down into my bra?
WHY I got some concern's about some tv shows but i'll drop em in the comments.
WHy for the last few weeks I've worked so hard it don't even make no sense?
What If.......
Monday, April 6, 2009
NEW POST IDEA, imma ask some what if questions, and i want yall to answer em in the comment section, got it?????? GOOD lets go......
what if obama aint have a plan?
what if michael jackosn hadda never had them nose jobs and skin bleachings?
what if this bitch keep asking me to smell her perfume samples?
what if i spazzed out and slapped her ass?
what if when bammy read this post, she laughs so hard she slobs or some gross shit like that/
what if her crackberry dont get service?
what if this black bassard that is a tech that works here aint have an attitude everyday?
what if his black ass got some ass?
what if i said that is what i think he need to change that STANK ASS attitude he got?
what if bobble really name da bebbie burl?
what if i told yall that danger looks like the rapper m.i.a to me?
WHAT IF...........YALL ASSES ACTUALLY ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS....LOL
Why Wednesday
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Bammy's Why's
Why I thought yesterday was Wednesday?
Why sometimes I don't remember if I put on deordorant?
Why then I have to sniff my underarms to be sure?
Why I just did that?
Why I'm skrate, I smell flower fresh.
Why deordorants think women wanna smell like flowers or like baby powder or some ish?
Why that's all I got for the why's right now?
Chrissy's Why's
why imma say i like smelling like baby powder bammy, lol
why i sprinkle a taste of powder in my undies to keep me poppin fresh
why that was TMI
why ppl never call the blind boy on american idol by his name they refer to him as the blind boy
why am i sitting back in my chair chllaxin like i aint got shit to do when i got work coming out my ears
why imma need the why's to POP like New York's beach ball titties
why my daughter had these history questions i couldnt answer for homework
why i told her i would help as much as i could seeing as i slept throo all of history when i was in school
why i am glad that she dont have to turn the shit in till thursday cause out them 30 questions i may have answered 5 and iono even know if them are right
why i brought the questions to work with me so i can google the answers
why i wanna know why the teachers feel that knowing who de fuck daniel boone is or davy crockett is benefical to a student when they grown n shit
why i aint never had to answer who the fuck they were on a job application
why nobody ever ask me who they are when i call to pay my light bill
why nobody ever call and ask me who they are here @ work
why that proves my point, i dont need to remember who the fuck fought and won @ the alamo cause i dont use that shit right now today @ this moment in time
why they need to teach kids realistic shit in school
why imma save what i think they should teach kids and add em to the comment section.....
Movies U Should Cop.....
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
BEFORE U DIE.....we compiled a list, as usual, lol here @ 2DB of movies we feel yall should watch before u leave this here earth. Maybe you have seen the ones we will list, maybe not, if not COP EM we wouldnt steer u wrong here @ 2DB, and when u done reading our list, tell us movies that you think we should cop as well, if we aint copped em already.....ok READY, SET, GO!!
CHRISSY'S PICKS
*Slingblade, this movie put cha boy Billy Bob Throton on the map, he wrote, directed, and starred as Slingblade, a man who is let out of a mental institution after like 20 some odd yrs into society, he befriends a boy blah blah, womp womp, really serious ass movie yall, tell me why i laugh like its a fucking comedy when i watch it tho.....it won some Oscars i think.....cop it
*Gone With the Wind, made into a movie by the book that was written by Margaret something or other...... COP DIS SHIT cause Scarlett was a GANGSTA BITCH in this movie she was a bonafide ho before ho was even a word. See, her ass was in love with her sister in law's man, and he aint want her, but she had another dude named Rhett who would have gave her the world but her ass was so caught up with ole boy, she aint see it, so Rhett got tired of that shit and left her muthafucking ass, AFTER he had endured her treating him like crap ANNNNNNNNNNND he got her back on top of her game n shit after the war, helped her keep her family's land n shit, this movie won like 10 Oscars.......cop it
Goodfellas, one of my fav movies, Joe pesci was a sociopath in it, Robert DeNiro was a fool in it too, and Ray Liota got like a breakout role or whatever.....based on a true story about this dude named Henry Hill who ended up being the biggest fucking snitch EVAH in the history of snitches, good ass movie tho i am almost sure Joe Pesci got an Oscar for his role in it, iono, google it and cop t he movie
*Fast Times @ Ridgemont High, lmmfao and dont cop it so u can see the girl coming out the pool and unleashing her tits out the bikini, watch it cause Sean Penn is in it playing a dude named Spicolli, who stay higher than a fucking hot air baloon FUNNY ASS SHIT.....
*Frailty, good ass psychological typa movie about this man who is raising his 2 sons to be serial killers, NO SHIT.....lol Matthew McConaughey in it, and some mo ppl that are stars in they own right, cop it if u like them movies that have u thinking one thing then it ends totally different from what u thought......
*Where the Heart Is, this movie aint win no oscars, lol iono even know if ppl watch this sides me and my daughter, its one of our fav movies bout this girl played by Natalie Portman, who has a shitty ass life, she gets pregnant by this ole nothing ass man he leave her @ a wal-mart, blah blah womp womp, long story short, her life turns out for the better, she raises her kid and the movie ends happily ever after......
BAMMY'S PICKS
In no paticular order:
Clueless (CLASSIC...lmao)
Sound of Music
The illusionist
Lord of the Rings (all of em)
Revenge of the Nerds (all of em)
Scarface
Braveheart
V for Vendetta
Steel Magnolia's
Friday
and two for good luck Reservoir Dogs (love that movie) and Kill Bill.
Maybe Monday's
Monday, March 30, 2009
Well, seeing as we aint done a post since last Wednesday, i figured it was high time we hit yall off with a fresh one.......
*Maybe me and Bammy's blog bout to just give up on us like we have it
*Maybe i shouldnt have had that nasty sausage n biscuit from mickey d's this morning
*Maybe i was hungry as hell so i scarfed that shit down like Shaggy be scarfing them weird sammiches on scooby doo
*Maybe Bammy playing with her new Blackberry, hence why her ass aint answer my e-mail
*Maybe i cant blame her, she BEEN wanting one
*Maybe i betta do my work
*Maybe this day gon go by fast and eventful, altho i doubt it
*Maybe i will stop having these nightmares with Lil Wayne in em
*Maybe i will cook today
*Maybe not......
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