If They Werent Famous....

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Yall know what it is, we haven't played this game in awhile, what we do,is we tell yall what we think celebs would be doing for a living if they WEREN'T famous....


Chris Brown-A baby daddy and beat all his baby momma's and he's stay in the club winning money offa dance contests


Plies-He would be that lil rude ass nigga that work in like a cell phone store, and he never come over to help you, and when you ask him for help he give you vague ass answers n shit, and he always talking on his own cell phone while ignoring you and yo needs....


Ashanti-I see her as one of them girls who be passing out free shots of alcohol in the liquor stores tryna to get you to buy it....



Jay-Z would be a dboy



Lil Wayne would be a comedian, up on stage cushed out his mind and be the only one laughing at his jokes.



Rick Ross would be a mall security guard, chasing all the lil bad azz kids who steal something but he can't run fast or long cause he got asthma, so he got a plan to tell em they can steal whatever they want but he wants to get paid in fried chicken and snickers bars


RayJ-Still @ home on his momma couch with numerous ho's calling the house and his momma steady yelling TELL THEM BITCHES TO STOP PLAYING ON MY PHONE.....


Nick Cannon-Working @ the mall saving up his money so he could buy a beat machine and make wack ass demos....



Rihanna-one of Chris Brown's baby mommas getting her ass beat and she steady saying shit like i cant leave him he need me to help him get his dancing career on track....


OK, YALL TURN......

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beyonce' would be working in a clothing factory and stealing the gold lame' material to start her own clothing line collection

TI would be the national spokeperson for the NRA

504 said...

bobby brown would be that nigga in front the liquor store doing his michael jackson impression for anything in a brown paper bag & holding a pickle jar full of shit n piss

Anonymous said...

bobby brown would be that nigga in front the liquor store doing his michael jackson impression for anything in a brown paper bag & holding a pickle jar full of shit n piss
^^^^^^i cant stand you....tiz all

Bahama said...

LOL!!

let me see if i can think of any more...

Bahama said...

Nelly - he'd be that ghetto dude you always see in the club with bad breath and a gold grill talking bout "what it dew shorty?"

50 - the neighborhood bully, stealing teenagers lunch money and beating em up

snoop - that ninja who always high, coming out the house with a blunt in hand and house slippers on everywhere he goes.

Anonymous said...

Puff Daddy Look Like He Could Be A Good Car Sales Man

Faith Evans Look Like She Can Do Some Mean Cornrolls

00CANNON said...

Y'all are funny!!! I got one! I like the comment about me! If y'all were famous! You would have more comments on your website! LOL

Anonymous said...

@Nick
If you were famous, you wouldn't have time to be commenting on blogs.

Bahama said...

LMAO..what in the hell?

this sh!t better work..lmao