Bahama's Why's
- Why I'm in a foul mood already today?
- Why I need a break from this job?
-Why my ex called me yesterday?
- Why I think ex's got some kind of six sense and they get some kind of feeling that you're low and down and out and that's when they wanna worm their way back into your life?
-Why I ain't answer the phone and why I ain't gone call him back either?
-Why I missed Nip/Tuck again last night?
-Why that's all I got?
Chrissy's Why's
why i really aint got too many whys
why i hate hangovers
why i am glad there is no more liquor in my crib
why aj was in the lil school program last night, nigga just sat there barely singing the songs
why he looked bored
why i think he think he too cool for that shit
why i just burped and it was loud
why i dont wanna be fucked with today
why i know imma get fucked with tho
why keri hilson cant sing
why it sound like she sings throo her nose
why i am still trippin offa tangy e-mail regarding rayj show talking bout that girl got lego tits
11 years ago
26 comments:
why my new jam is walk that walk
why thats my shit
why i still say "zoom like fiyah" when its "zoom right by ya"
why i bet nola still say kickin that georgia pride
why she cant deny it
why i said these useless whys just so i could be 1st
why imma drop a few goodtimes whys, its been a min
why the episode was on last night when thelma was getting married
why florida kept getting interrupted by shit like sewing michaels pants, talking to wilona, consoling weeping wanda, so she couldnt get dressed
why she kept saying i got to get ready
why i was like it aint too much she can or gotta do so why she keep saying that like its gon take her hours to get dressed when i am thinking it might have taken her all of 15 mins
why all she prolly needed to do was pick that fro, and put her dress on
why i have to voice my annoyance with penny
why she was too old to be acting the way she acted on that show
why it still dont make no damn sense how wilona adopted a child and she live in the projects
why i also still dont get how keith big goofy ass walking tripping and falling over JJ fucked his leg up to the point of him not being able to play ball
why my fav episode is when keith slap the gotdamn taste outta thelma mouth and mike and jj dont do shit about it lmao
why i hope these why's amuse bobble.....
why imma why alone
why that show T.I. got on mtv is boring
why he know damn well he doing that shit cause its part of his plea deal or whatever
why tiny was on the show
why i always took up for her when ppl would be like damn she ugly
why i would be like no she not tiny cute
why after seeing her on that show, i take it all back
why some lady called 911 talking bout her 200lb monkey was attacking her friend
why the 911 operator laughed
why i in turn laughed when i heard that shit too
why that is all i got for now
why i really don't have no whys but chrissy forced me to come here
why i always why about the same thing anyway
why i know yall know its always about my job
why i play this game with our clients "How Long Can You Hold?"
why i base how long you have to hold on the stupidity of what you calling me for
why if you call and you don't know you're account number, that's a guarantedd 2 minutes
why if you get an attitude and tell me to look it up, that's an extra 5 minute penalty
why if you ask to speak to a supervisor I say, "I am the supervisor bitch."
why I'm lying but I wish I could say that
why what I really do if you ask for a supervisor is transfer you to my coworker
why she pretends to be my supervisor
why she tell those ppl she gonna reprimand me
why I die everytime
why one time this lady ask for a super and I trasnferred her to my co-worker and she asked for HER supervisor and she trasnferred her back to me
why sometimes I give a fake name
and e-mail address
lol, I'm done
why i hate nola for them why's
why she playing games with ppl
why that shit is funny tho
why my tits look smaller in this top and they normally look big in this top
why the top red
why when i wore this top last week my tits looked like melons
why today they just look like normal tits
ok why i am done why'n bout my tits
why imma why bout my phone games @ my job
why when ppl call and ask for a name i dont recognize, i transfer they ass to the corp office in tampa
why i do that cause i am too lazy to look the name up on our intranet
why the switchboard in tampa hate me for that shit
why she be sending me e-mails and typing in all caps
why i feel like she be yelling @ me
why i never answer her e-mails
why if i dont her ass will call
why when she call i tell her to hold on my other lines ringing then i never pick her back up
why this lil tirade tween me and her go on @ least 2x's a month
why the calls in the vegas office roll over to me when the receptionist not @ her desk
why she NEVER @ her desk
why i was like she gotta be a sistah cause her ass never answer her phone
why she is
why i just dump all the vegas calls in her voicemail
why me, nola, mzp, odara, all of us some fucked up ass horrible receptionists and or customre service reps.....
why imma say eff yall cause i am the only bitch why'n
why i was busy as fuck yesterday but today i aint got shit to do
why crackhead coolio was hittin on me
why biggies one mo chance came on and he said that was my favorite RECORD by him
why i was like did this nigga just say RECORD
why i was like nigga smokey robinson and the miracles had records, we call em songs
why he asked me how to say my last name cause i had to sign some shit
why he say is it Ms. or Mrs.
why i say with all the conviction in my muthafucking voice its MRS..
why he was like damn i was hoping it was Ms.
why i humored the nigga and said why?
why he said cause if it was Ms. idda asked u out
why i was like ohhhhhhhhhhhkay
why he said well what would u have said if i hadda asked u out
why i said idda said no
why he laughed and when he opened his mouth all i saw was bits n pieces if what looked like teeth
why i think he eats rocks
why i think he smoke crack rocks
Why I’m dead offa Chrissy’s wompin why’s?
Why Chrissy kill me with her dislike of Penny?
Why Penny just needed someone to understand her?
Why I bet Penny would have been the best daughter for Chrissy?
Why they would put on shows and do plays and everythang?
Why I’mma go head and agree bout that T.I show?
Why Tiny get that botox sh*t in her lips?
Why her mouth reminded me of that New Edition special they did with Bobby Brown and his saggin mouth?
Why I bet T.I. ain’t kiss her with her mout like that?
Why her mout looked like a trout’s mout?
Why that last why kil’t me over?
Why I’m still laughin at it tho?
Why I heard about that crazy monkey too?
Why I read in the paper this mornin that she gave the monkey Xanax?
Why she wrestled, stabbed (w a butcher knife), and hit him with a shovel and that lil nigga still wasn’t dead?
Why that monkey then try to attack the police officer by opening the police car door and cornering the cop??
Why the cop shot him, then the 200 pound bastard finally went back in the house to die?
Why that story is too funny?
Why NOLA & her co-worker should be slapped?
Why if that was me I would be super pissed?
Why I wish I was there to see my boo sang?
Why people call here pressing buttons n shit like we got an automated service?
Why they also call here talking like who they callin has a personal line?
Why I’mma give ya’ll an example? Caller: “Hey Susy!”, Me: Would u like to speak to Susy (in a real stank tone) Caller: “O (prob w the stuck face) Yes can I speak to Susy”...
Why I make them feel stupid?
Why I got so many why's but not enough time?
Why when I come back I'mma tell ya'll about my mornin?
why he laughed and when he opened his mouth all i saw was bits n pieces if what looked like teeth
why i think he eats rocks
why i think he smoke crack rocks
^^^why I'm DEAD offa this sh*t right here?
why if Chrissy continue to why like this today I will not come back!?
Why I got a couple G’s to Gents concerns before I get into my mornin festivities?
Why the boy with the skittle colored hair look like Hatchett-Face from Crybaby?
Why the deep voice pun-jab mc scares me? Why I feel like I should be hearing dog barks after he talks?
Why the fat dude can’t read worth sh*t?
Why Dirty/Darron hair is beyond matted?
Why he kill’t me with his emotions last night?
Why I think that “goodboy” shit gon last for a epi then he gon be back to drinkin and actin a fool?
Why I bet Twinnie got some of those colorful ass jeans Riff Raff had last night?
Why I’mma have to catch the repeat too cuz after that freesyle I couldn’t take no mo?
Why I’mma say it for the 50 thousandest time that Rif Raff’s freestyle kill’t me?
Why I think his freestyle was worse than the GRIN-DING gurl?
Why I'm mad ya'll got me watching reality TV?
Why I'm usually a follower tho?
Why I'm mad as hell at them silly hoes?
Why NO ONE told me Caviar sounds like she got cotton and cold nut glued to the back of her throat?
Why she said,"No, that's too long?"
Why for some reason I thought that shit was soooooo fun-tee?
Why I HAD to beat Timmy's funky ass this morning?
Why he decide heen wanna shit in the soggy grass but in front my fire place?
Why I dug up my fly-swatter and went to town his ass?
Why he'll know next time not to ever shit in my fuggin house again?
Why everytime I brandish the fly swatter he falls on his back, basically saying "Mama, I give up, I'm sorry, please dont kill me!"?
Why I almost felt bad, but didnt?
Why I was late to work because I stayed at home in front of the TV to hear the Chimp 911 call?
Why that dumb bitty say, "My chimp he's bashing my best friend, please help!?
Why the 911 operator say, "Who, Ma'am? Your what?"
WHy the lady yell out again, "My cHimp? He's going to kill my best friend?"
LMAO LMAo LMAO.
tangy, did u here the 911 operator stifle a laugh tho
why that was funny as hell to me
why on g's to gents when dirty or whatever his name is was like i was thrown in a dumpster and prophet bentley responds by saying u were found in a dupster, the look on his face is priceless and it kills me
why i think it was me and bobble who agreed that caviar talks like a dwaf mute tho but that gauze in the mouth is also an accurate description
why she also talk like she got a lougie in the back of her throat that need to be hawked up
why this burrito is sooooooooooo good but its huge noway imma finish it
why if i take it home imma have to hide that bitch
why i dont wanna hear no gotdamn messican jokes cause i am eating a burrito either tangela
why i'mma quit my job on my day off???
why as much as I want to I can't???
why I took off cuz my nose was stopped up & it was raining & a nigga didn't feel like gettin' outta bed???
why the reaminder of my why's gonna be about g's 2 gents???
why fonzworth was scared as fuck when riff raff went off about getting booted???
why he told security to close his door right now???
why that nigga @ the fashion show with the dreds KILT it???
why i can't even hate like i wanted to on him cuz he KILT it???
why all them ghey ass G's always end up crying???
why i thought that nigga Macho name was Nacho???
why that lil dumb nigga tried to unbotton his shirt for lisaraye???
why lisaraye was a guest on this dumb ass show???
why i'mma need her to go fill out some more applications & get a life???
why riff raff had them cross color jeans in his bag???
why thought that shit was fly???
why they went perfectly with his hair???
why i'm done for now?
why it's my turn to shine ?
why i did find bobble's whys amusing ?
why i'm sick with base in my verce ? (voice)
why i'mma get on some g's real quick too ?
why them jean shorts brought me back to junior high when niggas was selling them joints out a van/truck ?
why they had the matching shirts too ?
why i think i had one pair but not from the van/truck ?
why it was all white on the inside ?
why dirty made me tear up when i saw him cwying ?
why if he cut his hair, got that crap off his teefs & took a good baaf, i would consider going out with him ?
why rainbow brite has but 1.25 cents left in his brain ?
why he just don't serve a purpose on this erph ?
why i noticed their beginning & ending theme song is the same as ray j's theme song ?
why i need ya'll to peep game ?
why my momma called her male cat a lil bitch ?
why that tickled my soul something terrible ?
why the male cat being a bitch shut shit down fa me
why i cant stop lmmfao @ that shit
why i forgot lissa was on last nights epi
why her weaves always look like tight to deaf ass wigs
why she stay talking bout she a working actress, but she do dhit like judge punks and they fashion on reality shows
why i gotta peep the theme song comparison bobble
why i am just glad that rayj and his hos aint get a used house like the rest of em
WAIT....now that i think bout it, is the tool academy house the same as the rayj house
why they need to stop house swapping like that shit spreads germs
why them fools be so happy to just be on a damn show and in a mansion they dont notice that walls is caving in around em and tiles is falling offa shit and racks is collapsing and beds is missing matresses n shit
why i cant stop lmmfao @ the male cat being a lil bitch tho
why the biggest smile came on my face when the comment box link came up?
why I'm so happy we found a glitch in the matrix?
why i was so bored I was using the Paint thing that comes with microsoft?
bobble,
why i don't even know why she called him a little bitch because i was laughing at the way she said it so i didn't hear anything after "storm is a little bitch !"
why she had me laughing for no reason & i told her she had to stop cause i was hacking up my right lung ?
why my mom is not a real jokester (like me, thnx dad) but some things just tickles my soul ?
why i'mma have to clear something up & say there's is no comparison b'tweenx the 2 theme songs cause they are one in the same ?
why them heffas don't notice peeling paint n shit in those "mansions" ?
why i agree lisa raye's wigs be cute ?
why heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bammy !!
why I'mma be why'n up a storm now?
why i got this horrible headache that won't go away?
why my momma got me addicted to playing numbers now?
why i be gambling like I ain't got no sense?
why this week is going by so slow?
why i was so happy for the comments to come up, i ain't even read the other why's?
why i'mma do that now
why my ADD kicked in and I couldn't read past the first why?
why I'm so happy to cyber see Bobblina!!
why come my roommate don't smell like a chimney no more?
why come he stopped smoking?
why i'm so happy that i won't get lung cancer from inhale'n the smoke?
why sometimes he still smells though?
why only a handful of folks why'd today?
why that sh!t just ain't cool?
why i'm rets to go?
why these last few weeks i don't think i've worked this hard since i first came here?
why that's not kool either?
why i'm concited and exfused?
lol why that's suppose to be confused and excited?
why i'm so giddy i can't even type right?
why i don't wanna get TOO happy cause this might not last long
why i'm crossing my fingers and hoping it will though?
why i'm on cloud nine?
why bammy gon be whying like it's 1999 ?
why i wish bobble
why 1999 was a good year?
why everyone thought the world was gonna end though?
why it's funny now looking back at that?
why my head is still hurting just a smidge?
why i don't know if i got that many more why's left in me?
chrissy snow said...
why when i wore this top last week my tits looked like melons
^^^^why it sound like chrissy got 5 shirts for her life?
why ima need her to step it up?
why she wakes up, realizes its monday and knows its blue shirt day?
why on weeks like this one where she only has 4 days of work it throws off her whole schedule?
Bahama said...
why my head is still hurting just a smidge?
^^^^why this fool bammy said a smidge and im done off that?
why N0 wanna come up in here cause'n trouble? lol
why i gotta be a fool though?
why they got me getting up so damn early for work?
why i would rather work evening shift than the day shift so i can sleep in?
why every black person wants to be your friend at work when your black?
why only immigrants work in hospitals?
why i aint wanna go to work after the 1st day cuz im lazy?
why i not lazy enough to hang out with mr. rogers to get some money?
why i asked him "is this all?" when he gave me some money for valentines day?
why he bout to cut me off cuz i dont even hold his old ass hand no more?
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