Why Friday (special edition...)

Friday, February 20, 2009

why this lil yt baby bowlegged

why when ppl come to my job now with they babies i think of odara and how she get tired of the ppl asking her do you wanna hold em

why i dont never wanna hold these ppls kids either

why i dont even like kids like that

why i got 2

why i like them tho

why a bitch bored

why i wanna know wherer rae and bobble @

why i want bammy to get her access back from them fools who employ her

why next week imma be @ work only 3 days and i am fired up bout that shit

why niggas aint shit

why i am sincere as hell when i say that

why bitches aint shit either tho

why chris beat that girl ass like that

why thats a damn shame

why i was on chris side till it dawned on me rihanna is pretty beat yp, and it wasnt a scratch on him

why this lady be womping me bout NOTHING gotdamn she irks me yall

why imma get back on chris and dem

why they had on access hollywood or some show like that chris brown BLIND stepdad

why chris done said several times that his stepdad beat up on his momma

why that shit is baffling tho

why i know i aint the only one who thought how a blind man beat yo ass?

why she aint just duck when he came a swinging

why she aint just tip toe quietly on out the house

why the blind stepdad was like it was never that bad we never fought like that then he went on to describe how he came home late one night and chris brown momma got mad

why i was like de fuck a blind man doing coming home late?

why i wanna know where he was @

why imma stfu and let yall enjoy this special edition of why's on a friday.....

17 comments:

Tangela said...

Why I had my leg heater on HIGH and that bitch blew out?

Why I'm cold as fugg right now?

Why I had some premium Planter's nuts this morning?

Why them hoes sooooo good and salty tho?

Why I then ate a banana?

Why I never eat the butt of the banana?

Why I been that way since I was a kid?

Why I tried to eat the butt the other day and threw up in my mouth?

Why that shit makes me so sick tho?

Why I also HATE eating the veins in the side of the Banana too?

Why they dont be having no taste and are sometimes bittter (the banana veins)?

Tangela said...

Awwwwww....shit

Why my janky leg heater back on in this bish!?

Why that makes me sooooo damn happy?

Why I got burnt shins for sitting so close that hoe?

Why my skin always be extra dry right there tho?

Why can no one explain why my titties feel so heavy today?

Why I pick'em up and drop'em and I thought I was gone fall down?

WHy I called my mama and asked if maybe she thought they grew?

Why I wouldnt be mad if I had a 2nd puberty growth spurt?

Why Odara don't know what getting muffed means?

Why that shit had me CTFU last night?

Anonymous said...

why imma get back on the blind beat his bitches ass stepdad real quick

why it couldnt have been me in that relationship idda been playing all kinda pranks when he felt the need to go off

why idda done some shit like project my voice and tell that nigga HIT ME I DARE YA I AM STANDING RIGHT HERE all the time tho i am in the back room somewhere filiming his ass fight the air

why i wanna know how he got chris brown mamma in the 1st place

why i wanna know what kinda game a blind man got

why i bet he was like baby peep it, i cant see, but i can FEEL yo fine-ness girl...

why i bet chris brown momma was with him cause he got a big ass disabilty check

why that check started chris' career

why he would prolly get mad and be going off on everybody in the house cause aint no dinner cooked, nigga just a yellin, and chris and his momma aint even there, they on a plane somewhere to sign a record deal

why that man check payed for they plane tickets

why God dont like ugly that is why chris in this fiasco now cause he prolly played jokes on t hat man like taking his shoes and moving em 3 inches to the left and throwing the man all off kilter....

why i am done lmmfao

Anonymous said...

Y I'm So A Bitch Today?

Y I;m Not Bout To Change Tho?

Y Am I Offically Foolywang Material Today?

Y My Human Hair Braids All Knoted Up?

Y My Eyebrows Is Hella Thick Too?

Y I Need My Feet Done So Bad?

Y Imma Leave Work Early So I Can Go To The Beauty Supply Place?

Y I Dont Know What Kinda Human Hair I Want?

Y Imma B De Ish Come 2mrw Night Tho?

Y I Want My Man To Cum Home Tonight?

Y I'm Not Gone Be Ready?

Y Imma Turn My Phone Off Til I'am?

Y I Changed My Voicemail This Morning Sayin My Phone F'd Up?

Y It's Not?

Anonymous said...

why I'm out of that bullshit ass meeting?

why I knew it was gonna be bullshit though?

why they then said that nosy yt lady is the team leader?

de fuck??

why I said we aint on no muthaphuckin team?

why the bitch that instigated the bullshit meeting aint have shit to say?

why I surely put that ass on blast though and let them know that she included us in that e-mail without our consent?

why that ho tried to kill me with her eyes?

why her eyes pierced my soul?

why I buss out laughing at the meeting and everyone looked at me funny?

why I addressed that shit that happened awhile back when my super told nosy yt lady my business and I threatened human resources on they ass?

why the president agreed with me and said that's a violation?

why the pres a lil young cute yt boy?

why he got the company from his deddy?

why I would consider effing him for a raise?

or a bonus?

or a promotion?

or just a day off?

Tangela said...

Why you stoopid as hayle?

Why its a KNOWN fact that that man got blind AFTER the fact?

Why he tried to commit suicide after she left his ass and whatever he took made his ass blind?

Why before then he used to beat that ass because he had TWO VERY GOOD EYES?

Anonymous said...

Why I pick'em up and drop'em and I thought I was gone fall down?
^^^^why i thought bout that myspace shit over on mn, that girl with them boulders she holding up....lol

Tangela said...

Why Moochy need to get on her Boss...I mean job?

Why she shoulda BEEN effed that man for a raise and a promotion?

Why she gone put it on him Tah-Mar-Ruh, and then he gone wanna marry her ass and adopt her baby?

Why that would be some awesome shit tho?

Anonymous said...

Why you stoopid as hayle?

Why its a KNOWN fact that that man got blind AFTER the fact?

Why he tried to commit suicide after she left his ass and whatever he took made his ass blind?

Why before then he used to beat that ass because he had TWO VERY GOOD EYES?

^^^^^why i aint know that

why my scenario is funny tho

why i wanna know what the hell he took and how much to make him blind??????

Anonymous said...

Y The Trynna C What Blog I Be On?

Y They Cant Catch Me Tho?

Y I'm Like Hee Hee On This Itches?

Y I Need Sum1 To Clock Me Out Today?

Y I Get Off At 3:30 But I'm Trynna Leave Round 2:30?

Y Sum1 Always Cryin At My Job?

Y Ppl Be Sayin They Feel Sick Once They Cum Within A Certain Feet Of Our Hospital?

Y Them Same Ppl Cum To Work Eraday?

Y Them Same Ppl Do Overtime Just Becuz?

Y Ppl Cum In Askin Me Dumb Questions As If I Really Care Today?

Y It Feel Like I'm The Only Black Person Here Today?

Y One Of The Nurses Is Casper's Lil Sister Round This Bitch?

Y The Other One Is Casper's Granma Round This Itch?

MzPurp said...

Why I'm DEAD offa CB and his mama rolling out to sign the record deal?

Why I hope CB don't try to commit suicide to get RhiRhi backand get his legs cut off?

Why I can see his ass now tryna do them moves on some stubs?

Why RhiRhi want his ass back anyway?

Why she on record talkin bout she want them to get back together and get passed this?

Why she looked DEAD in that pic I emailed?

Why this Cherry Pomengrante Power smoothie made by Naked is tha bomb.com?

Why I freeze one erryday and eat it like a popsicle?

Why I'm hoping to get some d i c k tonight?

why I actually miss BIPO?

why I ain't seen him since Monday, and feenin to smell his stank ass?

Why I love him despite his crazy ways?

Anonymous said...

why i need to know what hospital shay work in and is she is an actual care giver so i will never go to that facility

why beyonce song dont make sense to me

why i think we had this convo like last week tho

why i just dont get it, de fuck is she talking bout she a hustla???

Anonymous said...

Y I Hate That Song Tho?

Y Diva Aint No Version Of A Female Hussla?

Y She Be Singin Bout Sum Bullish Now Auh Days?

Y She Tombout F'n Put A Ring On It(He Did) & Husslin (She Aint Gotta Do)?

MzPurp said...

why i got some concerns bout that song too?

why if she got all them benji's she can spen do she want that nigga to have a 6 pack in da coola?

why if u got all that $$, shouldn't u be poppin champagne like its yo middle name?

why i'mma rappin fool today?

lmfao!

MzPurp said...

& to Shay...

Why these gurls gon let Bey get them set up?

Why it took Jay 6 yrs to get a ring on it?

Why it don't take that damn long to kno if u love somebody and wanna be w them?

Why Jay was prob still out there f*ckin his groupies?

ODARA said...

why i'm so late up in this bish???

why i'mma make some free c.breezy t-shirts???

why i'm too lazy to why like I wanted too???

why i'm sleepy???

why i ain't did shit today???

why i know chrissy ain't did shit either today lol????

why i'm done 4 now???

Anonymous said...

Too Purp....

Y He Prolly Was Tho?

Y She Wanna Sing Bout Da Ish After Da Fact Tho?

Y She Was Prolly Lo Key Gettin Hers Cheeks Beat To?

Y It Prolly Took J That Long To Put A Ring On It Cuz Of The Size(Did U See That Thing)?

Y Beyonce Stayed Down That Long Then Wanna Bitch Bout It Afterwards Tho?

Y, Y, Y J Sellin All The Investments After He Get Wit Her Ass Tho?

Y 40/40 Dont Even Be Crackin No Mo?

Y I Kow Beyonce Dont Know Ish Bout A Female Hussla?

Y I Just Got Out Of A Staff Meeting Wit Tha Big Bosses?

Y They Was Tombout The Internet?

Y I'm Still Laughin At Them In Hopes That They Readin This?

Y I Just Wanted To Blurt Out Ahhh Haa Catch Me If You Can?

Y Imma Laugh If They Catch Me Tho?

Y They Tombout We Can Get Fired For Unlawful Use Of The Internet & Phone?

Y I Wanna Tell Them What Bout The Nurses That Be Stealin Anti Buy Otics and Ish....

this sh!t better work..lmao