Pic jacked from GoogleMe and my hubby broke de fuck up, yadda yadda moving on.....Cut to present day A BITCH GOT BUCKWILD.....then i got bored and realized niggas was fuckin nutz!! So i stopped dating so to speak and closed my legs but the shit i gotta tell yall, imma list the niggas and situations that stood out in my head and give yall a lil synopsis on each one of em once a week so yall can see what Chrissy been up to while living the SINGLE LIFE.....
J Da Dope Boy-RIGHT UP MY ALLEY YALL.....A fuckin thug to the damn fullest, i saw his ass 1st i think iono, he was prolly watchin me too all night, all i know was it took his ass long nuff to get the fuck offa that pool table and come over to me, he said some slick fly ass shit out his mouth, i played all hard like NIGGA WHATEVER he kept @ the thug shit i kept the nigga imma bad bitch steez going....lol i think he thought he could get me drunk nuff to go home with his ass, cause he kept buying me amaretto sours witch i didnt get drunk off of just sick as fuck, we exchanged numbers.....
QUESTION why niggas think u be lying when u give them yo number and they pull they phone out right in the club and call yo ass and WAIT to see yo phone light up or ring just to make sure its really yo number?????? that shit happened to me so many times....
back to the story tho.....
I was sick as fuck the next day, HUNGOVER.....i woke up late, that is all i remember, checked my phone to see the time and i had too many missed calls iono i think it was like 6 and 4 of em was from J....ughhhhh u too thirsty fa me i returned his calls eventually and we chatted over the phone a few times lol but i just got the vibe he was stoopid and that turnt me off so i never called him he kept callin me......
One weekend after like several blow offs i gave his ass, he called when i was kid-less and i was like look i am horny where u stay so i can come get it he was all taken aback n shit SHOCKED....which made me think he ain't no real thug cause why he actin all shocked cause i said i wanted some???? shit like that shouldn't shock a thug right??? i mean aint u used to capping niggas and seeing dead bodies and dealing with crooked cops and drug raids n shit???? maybe my ass watch too much tv tho....*shrugs*
he told me where he lived i got there in a lil dress and some cute shoes no drawz *wink* tell me this tho yall why i walked in to a fuckin TRAP......and by trap i mean a gotdamn dope house, it was 20's and 10's n shit all on the table all willy nilly, and a big ass bag of weed that was broke down into 20 dolla lil baggies and his, i am guessing partner in crime was sittin on the couch sleep mouth open snoring... de fuck?????? what if a nigga decide to rob yall he aint no help....
J was just dumb, i told my innanet girls all the time if he would just fuck and not talk it would be all good cause something dumb stayed coming out his mouth.....he had the nerve to call and ask me one day, in the middle of the day @ that, on a weekday to take his ass on a dope run???? NIGGA IS U SICK??? I aint finna make myself into a mule or turn my car into a fuckin getaway vehicle for yo ass, and he was serious too yall, when he said i need a favor, i was like nigga what? thinkin he gon ask some shit like can you give me directions to someplace, or can i use you as a reference so i can get this rent a center furniture set....he coming talkin bout i need you to take me to pick up dis brick from my homeboy i laffed and was like nigga is u fa real, then i said ummmm yeah imma call you later, i aint call his ass back and he aint call me back......IDIOT...He was younger than me too like by 3/4 years i think he was like 25 i cant remember, he was too old to be still asking bitches to take his ass on dope runs n shit i know that, AND HE HAD A FUCKIN FLY ASS DOPE BOY CAR....IONO WHY HE AINT JUST USE HIS SHIT TO GO COP HIS BRICK....prolly cause it was too loud n obvious he had one of them caprices that was fuckin painted like now n laters or life savers or gobstoppers or some shit with 28's that was too big for the car to even roll right.....All you down south niggas know what i am talking bout lol, that is how we roll down here, in ridiculously stupid ass cars...
Needless to say only thing i liked bout J was his washboard ass stomach and that thug-ness bout his ass, or so called thug-ness, i was fooled, cause come to think of it what thug nigga buys a female drank after drank after drank after drank and not get mad and cuss her out and say some shit like BITCH LOOK, U DONE HAD 785454546 OF THEM THANGS NOW EITHER U ROLLIN WITH ME IN MY CAPRICE, OR IMMA LEAVE YO DRUNK ASS HERE.....He wasnt the thug i thought he was yall, and even if he was he was bascially just a taste of what i had to come while dealing with dudes and the bullshit yall brang to the table....
Feel Free to bombard me with questions, i might answer em i might not, but you can still ask....lol Stay Tuned...
23 comments:
did y'all have sex in the trap house???
oh... wow.
One thing I know though, real dope boys are ambiguous as shit and the only way you'll know is if you have to, that's Deniability 101. Cool that you stepped out and tried something new though, thats what makes life.. life.
To be honest though, guys are into the chase, albeit the hunt- so im not too surprised that he was surprised that you were like, 'You, me, dick- now!', especially how you were playing elusive with the phone calls and stuff, that kinda renders our tactics useless and we'd be like, 'she'ne serious.. is she serious? damn.' It has to happen to you a few times for it to not phase.
It's funny that you expected witty banter from a 'showtime' dealer, those dudes are dumb by default.
maybe you can answer the age-old adage, from the female perspective though... what is the draw to thugs?
It's funny that you expected witty banter from a 'showtime' dealer, those dudes are dumb by default.
^^^^^^ WHY AINT NOBODY WARN ME?????
and i cant answer that question for all females ampy, for me, iono i just like a man who is thuggishm always have....
lol and yes queenie we had sex in the trap, his homeboy left and it was on n poppin, i was rushing tho cause i aint wanna be on the news cause his spot got blowed up or some shit, aint cute being caught in a trap with ya ass in the air.....
QUESTION why niggas think u be lying when u give them yo number and they pull they phone out right in the club and call yo ass and WAIT to see yo phone light up or ring
^^^^^^^^^^ from the looks of your outfit n GOACH bag he prolly was making sure ur phone wasnt cut off.you njever know.ok let me get back to the story
why he hatin when he know every GOACH bag i own he bought??????
aint cute being caught in a trap with ya ass in the air.....
WHY!!!!!!!!
Dead at this bitch thanx thanx alot
lol @ queenie, what????? i was juss sayin
I've got I hate Chrissy tshirts and matching bobby socks on sale.. Two for 1!!! LMAO!
lol..u is a crazy bitch..next min you know messicans woulda raided that shit..cuz you know they deep in the drug game..and saw your light bright ass..face down ass up..and thought u was one of them and took you back to ya motherland..mexico that is
no more sex-capes stories por favor
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