Why Wednesday

Bammy's Why's



Why you can't pay me to watch Bad Girls Club?





Why you can't get me to watch American Idol either?





Why my new favorite saying is "cut your dick off and look for your vagina"?





Why that's gonna be my comeback to everything now?

Chrissy's Why's

why its cold as hell in this office and i swear i am so sicka these fuckas NOT turning the heater on

why lil wayne aint goin to the pen till march lmao

why they talking bout he broke a tooth

why that is called stallin

why bad girls club is my shit

why i stopped watching american idol iono how many seasons ago

why i gotta get on rupaul's drag queen race

why them is the OOGLIEST queens i ever did lay my eyes on

why i sat for a good 30 mins tryna to figure out where them ho's put they dick n ball sets

why imma stop watching these shows when my kids awake cause they too nosey

why lex walked in and goes THOSE ARE MEN??????

why she said where they put they balls momma

why i just put my head down

why them bitches had me tickled pink tho

why they revered to each other as girl, and she, and her lmao

why its this one round mouth queen on there named tyra who said I HATE GOING OUT IN PUBLIC IN DRAG IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

why i was like de fuck is the point of u being drag then if u shame

why rupaul is fierece than a muthafucka

why its too cold in here so imma stop typing

2010 Why Wednesday's

Bammy's Why's

Why is Lost so damn confusing.....that's all I'm going to say on the matter

Why do I keep getting emails from online dating services, they know something I don't know?

Why I decided NOT to post my blog til Thursday cause some of you's seem HUNGRY for the why's?

Why do I love Kobe Bean Bryant and his all time high scoring Lakerness?

Why do I now have an addiction to Lil Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls?

Why I KNOW at least one of y'all remember them?

Why is there a non-straight female at my job?

Why me and her are pretty cool?

Why all the guys in the warehouse tell her how much they like, and be trying to get HER to spit game for THEM to ME?

Why they dumb as hell and ain't think she PROBABLY doesn't have their best interest at heart and MAY be trying to spit game her damn self?

Why they all just wasting their breath cause I wouldn't date not a nann one of em?

Why I'm about to go eat me one of those Swiss Cake Rolls?

Chrissy's Why's

why its so cold in here that my nose is running and my nipples are hard as lil pebbles

why i cooked bacon in the break room microwave and everybody in the office thank imma make em breakfast

why they sadly mistaken

why fa real yall i may as well be outside its so cold in here

why my bacon done got cold its so cold in here

why i like that usher and niki minaja song

why they talkin bout amber rose was in the remake of the we are the world song

why i really need to know WHY!!

why them swiss rolls are good bammy, dont they got em in chocolate and skrawberry????

why nip/tuck is a bore now

why its a good thang this the last season cause they done ran outta story ideas

why i missed bad girls club last night cause i was ironing and straight up forgot it was coming on

why i blame my kids cause it was they clothes i was ironing

why imma cop the replay

why my why's dull

why i am mad bammy talkin bout she got internet dating services sending her shit lol

why a song that was hot like 2-5 yrs ago is corny as fuck now

why some examples is its goin down by young jock and this is why i'm hot by mims

why them songs corny as fuck to me now but i jammed em hard when they came out

why i cant wait to see how hard these why's gon pop pop, POP off

Why Wednesday

Bammy's Why's

Why I thought yesterday was Wednesday?

Why sometimes I don't remember if I put on deordorant?

Why then I have to sniff my underarms to be sure?

Why I just did that?

Why I'm skrate, I smell flower fresh.

Why deordorants think women wanna smell like flowers or like baby powder or some ish?

Why that's all I got for the why's right now?

Chrissy's Why's

why imma say i like smelling like baby powder bammy, lol

why i sprinkle a taste of powder in my undies to keep me poppin fresh

why that was TMI

why ppl never call the blind boy on american idol by his name they refer to him as the blind boy

why am i sitting back in my chair chllaxin like i aint got shit to do when i got work coming out my ears

why imma need the why's to POP like New York's beach ball titties

why my daughter had these history questions i couldnt answer for homework

why i told her i would help as much as i could seeing as i slept throo all of history when i was in school

why i am glad that she dont have to turn the shit in till thursday cause out them 30 questions i may have answered 5 and iono even know if them are right

why i brought the questions to work with me so i can google the answers

why i wanna know why the teachers feel that knowing who de fuck daniel boone is or davy crockett is benefical to a student when they grown n shit

why i aint never had to answer who the fuck they were on a job application

why nobody ever ask me who they are when i call to pay my light bill

why nobody ever call and ask me who they are here @ work

why that proves my point, i dont need to remember who the fuck fought and won @ the alamo cause i dont use that shit right now today @ this moment in time

why they need to teach kids realistic shit in school

why imma save what i think they should teach kids and add em to the comment section.....

Why Wednesday

Bammy's Why's

Why I every morning I keep telling myself I'm not going to complain about my job...but then i get here and sh!t just irks the hell outta me?

Why I use to meditate every night before I go to bed but I stopped?

Why I think I need to start again but I need to do it while I sit in the car before I walk in to my place of employment?

Why is working over-rated?

Why I got a bunch of money in my wallet but I can't spend it how I want to?

Why that sucks?

Why my brother says he knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that is selling Blackberry's for under $200 bucks?

Why am I so geeked about that and I told him to hurry up and get me one before they are all gone?

Why the ish better have wi-fi though.

Why I'm finished for now.

Chrissy's Why's

why i hate ciara's new song

why it just sucks ass

why i have some concerns bout from pansies to pussies but i forgot em

why i just remembered em....

why i cant stand blue bitch ass

why i cant wait to tell shep dat shit

why i cant stand mito either

why all dem niggas in that house a bunch of girlz

why i really aint got too many why's

why i am afraid that when i bend over ppl gon see my thong if i dont move my shirt down quick nuff

why niggas here will prolly love that tho

why this one dude who work here make me wanna slap him or scream everyday

why yall why's better be betta than mine....

why i was watching that T.I. road to federal pen BS, and Tiny was on there, and her voice sounds like an annoying mouse

why that spalins why she never sang too much when she was in xscape

why she reminds me of jerry from tom n jerry

why they got some cute kids tho

Why Wednesday

Bammy's Why's

Why this whole Bammy being blocked from the innanet is really starting to piss me off?

Why because of it, our poor blog is feeling neglected and our numbers are down a lot?

Why this sh!t is just not cool?

Why Chrissy an I need to brainstorm and fix this?

Why I woke up with a headache?

Why nowadays I really don't feel like doing any kind of work?

Why I got a whole lot of why's I need to get off my chest?

Why the main one is why the why's have been slipping as of late?

Chrissy's Why's

why bammy really sound upset bout the blog tho lol

why i guess she right we need to step it up

why when i said step it up i thought of that step up 2 movie take it to da streets

why the title of that shit is dumb

why i never seent not nan one of them step up movies

why am i why'n bout shitty movies

why i am @ peace and i am shocked by it

why i aint mad bout some shit like i thought i was gon be

why i be glad when breakfast get here cause i am hunbry as all get out

why i really aint got no major why's

why imma try to think of random shit to why bout tho so these why's can get on and poppin

Why Wednesday

Bahama's Why's

- Why I'm in a foul mood already today?

- Why I need a break from this job?

-Why my ex called me yesterday?

- Why I think ex's got some kind of six sense and they get some kind of feeling that you're low and down and out and that's when they wanna worm their way back into your life?

-Why I ain't answer the phone and why I ain't gone call him back either?

-Why I missed Nip/Tuck again last night?

-Why that's all I got?




Chrissy's Why's


why i really aint got too many whys


why i hate hangovers


why i am glad there is no more liquor in my crib


why aj was in the lil school program last night, nigga just sat there barely singing the songs


why he looked bored


why i think he think he too cool for that shit


why i just burped and it was loud


why i dont wanna be fucked with today


why i know imma get fucked with tho


why keri hilson cant sing


why it sound like she sings throo her nose


why i am still trippin offa tangy e-mail regarding rayj show talking bout that girl got lego tits

Why Wednesday

I don't exactly know what happened to Chrissy today but um here are the why's...mine at least.

Bammy's Why's

Why I saw this cute white guy in Wendy's last night and ain't holla?

Why he was dreamy looking?

Why am I such a punk?

Why Nip/Tuck was funny as hell last night?

Why I think the gas pump attendant tried to holla at me this morning?

Why it was a female?

Why I can't be entirely sure but I gave her the money for the gas and she asked if i wanted anything else, a newspaper, a cappuccino, a breakfast muffin or a hood chic...

Why i SWEAR she said hood chick?

Why gay chicks always trying to hit on me?

Why i'mma just marinate on that for a second....no lesbo.

Why Wednesday

Bammy's Why's

Why I didn't get to watch Nip/Tuck last night but thanks to my ex cyber hubby I get to watch it on-line, don't you love technology? (watching as we speak)

Why even though I washed my hands like 50 times already I can't get the scent of Icy Hot out of my nasal cavity.

Why the knot on the side of my knee is about the size of a grapefruit

Why i'm not em brassed to tell yall I fell down the stairs @ work yesterday, and my knee did this weird thing

Why I don't mind if you laugh at me, I've laughed @ myself all day yesterday (while i wasn't in pain)

Why I'm going to the doctor on my lunch break and if anything is broken, I'm suing

Why I'm just bushit'n cause you really can't sue like that over here?

Why i'm done with the why's now and i'm bout to watch the rest of Nippy Tuck?

Chrissy's Why's

Why i got one why and then imma stfu cause a bish mad

Why i had a shit load of whys then my surge protector went the fuck out and everythang shut the fuck off including my heater making me mad as fuck.....

Why imma gone throw caution to the wind and re-why tho

Why i had an awesome b-day yesterday

Why almost every gift i got made me wanna cry cause they were lovely gifts

why my fav is sitting on my desk

Why my next fav is sitting on my bar @ da crib

Why its a big ass bottle of goose

Why i am still drunk

Why i watched nip/tuck last nite but a bish was so inebriated i have no clue what i was watching.....

Why dat bish on nip/tuck put a gotdamn diaper on sean

Why i was like de hell am i watching lmao

Why imma post these whys before my shit crash again.....

Why Wednesday

Bammy's Why's

Why I was so excited for Nip/Tuck last night I forgot to watch Fringe?

Why Nippy Tuck is gonna be real interesting this year, i can feel it.

Why scary movies ain't scary no more?

Why I swear if I don't read Eclipse and Breaking the Dawn soon I'm gonna google some sh!t and that will NOT be good.

Why I started to work on my short story again?

Why some of yall (CHRISSY) prolly think i'm a mess cause I ain't never finish it?

Why it's okay though cause I know I am.

Why I think I'm addicted to Lipton Brisk Iced tea Lemon flavor?

Why I can't wait to eat my chinese food for lunch?

Chrissy's Why's

Why i been done with bammy after she left me dangling with that story lol


Why i thought bammy was talking bout Michelle album when she said breaking the dawn lmao


Why i get tired of coming into a cold ass office every morning


Why a bish hungry as hell


Why imma halt my whys casue i am cold n hungry.....

Why Wednesday

Chrissy's Why's

*why imma be mad if i am the only bitch out my crew that is here today, lol (cept bobble cause i already know her ass got a good gub'ment job and she been off since Thanksgiving....)

*why i cant stand this lady and i know she know it but she stay fucking with me

*why her ass so nosy that she actually goes throo the outgoing mail

*why that shit is pathetic... how nosy can a muthafucka be?

*why imma stop why'n bout her cause she done fucked up my morning already

*why my feet cold

*why its prolly cause my ass wore peep toe heels in 47 degree weather

*why i went blank on da why's....

Bammy's Why's

Why i'm getting a lil emotional cuz this is the last Why Wednesday of the year?

Why that's like HUGE?

Why I still can't believe Chrissy and I still doing this blog thing? LOL

Why I got a major sugar high?

Why these why's better be POPPIN!

Why my roomate is MIA so i'm in my office blasting some Jay-Z?

WHY we here @ 2 Ditzy Broads want to wish everyone a safe and prosperous New Year!

Why yall better start whying now?

Why Wednesday

Chrissy's Why's

*why i am home sleeping like a momma bear in hibernation while yall reading this

*why yall can hate all day long bout that

*why i wont be back till monday

*why i did these why's Tuesday

*why i hope all of yall have a happy and safe holiday

*why imma stop whying cause i am sleepy as hell

*WAIT why i like that beyonce song diva.....

*why i betta have some gifts waiting under my cyber tree from yall when i get back, lol

Bammy's Why's


Why Chrissy know I'm hating HARD on her for leaving all alone in this world that's so cold?


Why is that last part a song but I can't remember what?


WHY am I so eff'n happy?


Why I got my Santa Hat on and hum'n Bad B!tch as I type?


Why I can't wait to see who my secret Santa is?


Why I hope these ninja's know I'm in a good mood but that sure as hell don't mean I'm doing any work?


Why all I know is,I'm leaving here @ lunch time and ain't coming back.


Why they better not mess with me and say we staying til 4?


Why this Santa hat will be used as a weapon?


Why I think that's enough why's even though I got a whole heap more?

Why Wednesday

Bammy's Why's

Why am I so sick this week?

Why does it feel like my throat is swollen?

Why I went to sleep as soon as I got off yesterday?

Why am I still sleepy?

Why I'm drinking so much Orange juice i think i'm turning orange?

Why when your sick your breath smells like chicken noodle soup?

Why i hope that ain't just me....lol

Why being sick most definitely means i'm not doing nan bit of work this week?

Why I can't believe the year is just about over, where the hell did it go?

Why the Lakers better stop playing with my emotions?

Chrissy's Why's

Why i hope Bammy feel better and i also hope i dont catch her illness throo the computer

Why I really aint got no why's but imma why bout random shit

Why old men always wanna hit on me

Why the shit is funny to me tho

Why them hos on the bad girls club a damn mess

Why i am addicted to that show now

Why i hope somebody else watch it so we can talk bout them silly hos

Why i still dont get the point of the show tho, i mean are the girls supposed to bond, change they silly ways, what?

Why imma bout to go heat up my KFC

Why Wednesday

Chrissy's Why's



*Why the news in Atlanta busted NeNe from Atlanta housewives calling her fake




*Why that shit tickled me




*Why they was like her and her hubby owe ppl




*Why i was like what nigga DON'T owe ppl tho




*Why the top i am wearing today can't control my boobage




*Why its a cute ass top my my tits keep spilling out




*Why that shit pisses me off cause big titty girls can't wear certain shit




*Why i gotta keep my scarf on and over my tits to keep em from gettin' cold




*Why my son took it upon himself to wear his jacket instead of his coat this morning




*Why i wanted to slap the piss out his ass for doing that




*Why he snuck and took the coat off and put his jacket on right before we got in the car




*Why him and his sister wanna test me @ 7:00 in the morning




*Why imma go find me some breakfast before i starve...


Bammy's Why's


*Why i'm starving too?


*Why I know some of yall like you always hungry Bammy?


*Why I ain't really got much of nothing to why about?


*Why that House episode had me crying last night?


*Why I recently discovered Last.fm and i'm in love?


*Why i uploaded my itunes libabry last night?


*Why I was shocked cuz it told me the second person I listen to most is Missy Elliot?


*Why I know they lying! lol


*Why I need to find something to eat, stat!


*Why I'm too lazy to find a pic?

Why Wednesday

Bammy's Why's

Why is work overrated?

Why is it cold in the Bahamas?

Why I think I just chipped a tooth eating this granola bar?

Why is Fringe still the best show ever!!

Why my co-worker has a full grown mustache?

Why I think I need to mention said co-worker is a woman?

Why do I neglect my "other" blog so much?

Why I think I'mma start update'n it more?

Why I said that like a month ago?

Why the why's better be on and poppin!?!

Chrissy's Why's

Why imma make sure these whys get off to a good ass start and stay that way

Why i am starving almost every damn morning

Why i am thinking bout eating this small bag of sour cream and onion chips but i can't cause i will think of bammy's roomie and lmao

Why i stole somebody coke out the fridge

Why i ain't even gon call it stolen cause shit been sitting in there for the longest, imma just call it a forgotten coke

Why imma need yall to come throo and drop some mad why's up in here cause i am fresh out

Why Wednesday

Bammy's Why's

Why I swear men go through menstruation?

Why I work with men that menstruate everyday?

Why are these people actually telling me I gotta work? the nerve!

Why I been on hold on this phone for like 10 minutes and all I hear is heavy breathing?

Why I ain't get that Kanye album yet?

Why I know when Lupe drops his last I'll prolly get it, that meaning I won't go to work?

Why I think they should just call whatever day that is a holiday worldwide?

Why am I serious about that?

Why do I smell good as hell this morning?

Why I can't remember what perfume I picked up though?

Why tomorrow when everyone is watching football and eating turkey and potato salad and stuffing my a$$ is gone be right here pissed the hell off?

Why when yall doing all that I'd appreciate it if you guys think of me? LMAO

Chrissy's Why's

Why i ain't gon be eating shit bammy all my holiday plans got fucked off so don't feel left out

Why imma be drunk from the time i get off today till monday

Why i get so tired of following my heart instead of my fucking head

Why it be so cold when i come into the office that i don't wanna even sit in my leather chair, or answer the cold ass phone

Why these ppl here better see the pisstivity in my face and leave me the fuck alone today

Why i wished i worked where ever it is Mizzy P work (shouts out to her) so i could sit @ my desk and get drunk

Why i am depressed as hell now, and sad, and pissed and just all around hate the world cause i am always getting shitted on.....

Why my why's down n out today lmmfao

Why ppl gon be reading em and be like damn Chrissy de fuck wrong with yo ass...

Why imma stfu now.....

Why Wednesday

Bammy's Why's

Why I forgot about Real Housewives last night?

Why Fringe and House was off the chain though?

Why next week they look like they are gonna be even betterer?

Why I need to go on the prowl for something to eat?

Why I'm tired of eating outdated granola bars?

Why this chick is eating white rice for breakfast?

Why is that just gross to me?

Why I don't really have nothing else to why about?

Chrissy's Why's

Why i am so hooked on polyvore now it's sad

Why i blame Bammy

Why on the real houswives i was too throo @ the end when they said Kim and her man broke up, and that Lisa hubby got dropped from the Raiders

Why i was like damn did that nigga even make the practice squad then lmao

Why Sharee know her real name is Sheryl Jenkins she just wanna be french with it

Why Kim makes me sick

Why i am done with them housewives

Why Keyshia Cole allows her family to be on tv like that

Why if i were her, i'd distance myself so far away from them fools lmmfao

Why her foster mom was auditioning for her own gospel show with all that preaching she was doin

Why Frankie man 18

Why i am not sure if that is that nigga real age, but he damn shole younfer than Frankie

Why i am all why'd out

Why Wednesday

Bahama's Why's



Why does working suck major donkey balls?



Why it was so hard to get outta bed this morning?



Why Fringe is really my new favoritist show?



Why I was tripping offa old dude actually getting the dead dude to talk?



Why I really don't feel like going and working today?



Why the only reason I'm going is so I can get my free lunch?


Chrissy's Why's


Why today my momma b-day and i ain't get her a card


Why she is the best mom cause she don't really like cards


Why she prefers for you to call and tell her happy b-day


Why Keyshia Cole a female MC Hammer taking care of Oakland lol


Why i love her damn ghetto-tastic ass show


Why i was still wondering bout that whole how she know where i work mess last night


Why i got some goodtimes why's but imma save em and share em with bobble unless she is off AGAIN today


Why i agree with Bammy work sux, but that free lunch out weight all that mess


Why i am starving and the lady in the breakroom was hooking her a whole damn breakfast up


Why she betta be glad i don't like grits or idda jacked her breakfast

Why Wednesday

Chrissy's Why's



*Why i cried off/on for like 2 hours last night cause we fuckin'WON



*Why i really have no words for how overjoyed and happy i am



*Why i woke the kids up last night and said OBAMA WON!!!! real loud



*Why they pulled the covers back over they head and told me to turn the light off



*Why i am having a party this weekend cause that is what i feel like doing....



*Why i am so happy......it's stoopid.... lol


Bahama's why's


Why I'm so happy that a black man is gonna be in the white house?


Why after he won Ohio i knew it was over?


Why I was watching the results eating some Cinnamon rolls and drooling at Keith Olbermann?


Why us Bahamians were celebrating so hard last night the power got cut off? No seriously they shut the power off on us.


Why I never thought I'd see a black man get elected president in my lifetime?


Why I'm actually looking forward to the future now?

Why Wednesday

Bahama's Why's

Why it's cold outside?

Why I woke up this morning, all the windows open freezing my a$$ off?

Why it was SO hard to get outta bed?

Why hardly no one is here? punk bishes it's only 60 something degree's

Why I love my Lakers?

Why I'm so happy basketball season is back?

Why my co-worker has some soup/souse for breakfast and I so wanna jack her?

Chrissy's Why's

Why did i get married

Why imma slap the man i married till his head do a 360

Why i answer my phone and it's a fax machine noise on the other end

Why if i answer it again and i hear that noise, i am no longer answering the phones tor the rest of the day

Why John Legend new song is just......GAY

Why Bammy need to stop talking bout it's cold in the Bahamas, lol it's an island for goodness sakes

Why my co-worker bugging me

Why it's too early fa that mess...

Why she made me forget my why's

Why Wednesday

Bahama's Why's

Why I ain't even realize it was Wednesday?

Why are the weeks going by so fast now?

Why the hell we gotta wait 3 weeks to see a new episode of Fringe?

Why I'm I eating cereal with no milk?

Why I'mma kick Tangela in her bottom jaw?

Why she knows exactly why she's getting Bruce Lee'd?

Why it just hit me, she prolly needs love more than a kick upside the head?

Why I'mma just give her rat posion slowly so she suffer's then kill her with kindness?

Chrissy's Why's



Why i ain't realized that sweet innocent lil Bam Bam has turned morbid talking bout she wanna posioning ppl





Why imma ride with Bammy and say i didn't realize today was Wednesday either





Why we having a costume party @ work and they giving out money for the best costume





Why i BETTA win





Why i hope it's alcohol @ the party





Why i bet it ain't gon be any tho





Why these muthafuckas think my lobby is a fucking meeting area





Why imma take the chairs out my lobby so they can't sit round having secret club meetings n shit when i am tryna to do shit that ain't got nothing to do with work



Why one of the engineers gon ask me if i dust the lobby





Why i told him naw i barely dust my damn house





Why dusting is Lupita and her husband Juan's job not mine





Why the cleaning lady name really is Lupita and she like 4 ft tall and be toting the hell out her vacuum cleaner, and them big ass trash bins





Why imma stop why'n so yall can get yall why's on....