Things that make me happy....

Chrissy's Things

• *Butter pecan ice cream bars, JOY ON A STICK

• *A weeks worth of happy faces in my sons school folder
  
  
• *new shoes

• *hubbys hugs he make me feel little, but safe when he wrap his arms around me....lol corny i know....

• *my daughter washing the dishes w/o me having to tell her, and i get XTRA happy when she wash em right....

• *Hearing my fav song on the radio while stuck in traffic......

Bammy's Things

• *Eating good ass food!

• *my blog friends

• *drinking goslarger, LMAO sorry Goldschläger

• *that feel good in the bottom of your soul music

• *right now a big ass Tylenol would make me really extremely happy

• *sleeping in

• *shooting pool and actually winning!

• *laughing til I cry

Ba-Ba-ba- Bored!

Chrissy and I are both mad bored. And can't think of a post idea to save our lives so we're just going to tell you some stuff that's been on our mind.

*Where Lil Flip @?

*Are all men dumb as hell?

*What happens if a white cat crosses ya path?

*Musiq is cute to me, there i said it, cock eye and all

*Is it a prerequisite if you are a celebrity to name your baby something stupid?

*How come money don't grow on tree's?

*Sex is over-rated (that is what i have to keep telling myself)

*Are music award shows still relevant?

Who Would You Vote For?

In honor of the election tomorrow, us ditzy broads got to thinking. And you all know what happens when we think. Anyway with all these celebrities endorsing their choice for president our minds went on what would it be like if one of them actually ran for the highest office in the land? Well let us bring you into our minds.




Beyonce
VP running mate - Sasha Fierce
Campaign Motto - Naomi Campbell walk right into the oval office.

She'll be holding mega rally's in her honor. But she'll be the only one preforming. Her platform will be everything must be glamorous. She'll help homeless people by dressing them up in House of Deron clothing.





Diddy
VP running mate-whoever he can talk down to and get away with it
Campaign Motto-Vote for diddy aka mr ciroc obama or die, and make sure you cop that Donnie Klang album or die over that too



Yall already know Diddy Xtra with it anyway he would prolly make all kinda commercials and campaign ads regarding his election, but he gon throw in some shoutouts on the side talking bout yall cop that new sean john cologne, or make sure yall get that vodka....blah blah blah





Kanye West
VP running mate-he don't need one
Campagin motto-I deserve to win so you betta pick me or imma ruin yall lives with bullshit talk and whining till the next election



I can see him on the campaign trail now, talking bout of course i wanna stop the war in Iraq but if thatshit interfere with me doing what i do then that is going on the backburner

Snoop Dogg
VP running mate - Bishop Don Juan
Campaign Motto - F#&K a B!tch

Course his platform will be to legalize weed and prolly make pimping some kind of international sport.

Lil Wayne

VP Running mate - Baby

Campaign Motto - Ya Dig?

Him and Baby gone finally come out the closet, Wayne's platform will be to pass the gay marriage laws in every state.

happy halloween

Yup today is the day when freaks come out, the goons get candy, and the goblins act a fool, lol here @ 2DB we celebrating halloween by throwing a P-A-R-T-Y...some come get ya popcorn balls and ya candy corn, and them nasty lil peanut butter candies in the black and orange wrappers and lets get this party started.......

Chrissy's Halloween Memories

*I remember my brother and older cousin decided to dress as killer something or others one halloween fa the life of me i can't remember what, i knew who they were but my friend didn't when we got to a party, they jumped out and called themslves tryna to scare us, tell me why that girl broke and ran like a runaway slave bout to get sent back to the plantation, girl ran outta her slippers she had on looking back @ me talking bout Chrissy come on, i am on the ground lmmfao, we still trip offa that right today.....

*My fav candy to get was jolly ranchers and skittles

*My momma was a nurse, her occupation, her job, her career, tell me why one halloween she was a nurse, DE FUCK how creative is that momma?

*Urban legend back in the day was that nutty ppl were sticking razor blades in candy apples and chocolate so we could never eat our candy till we got home and momma and daddy went throo it to check for "funny stuff" found out later that them niggas was checking for snickers and almond joys, fuck a razor blade they could have cared less lmao.....

Bahama's Halloween Memories

*Uh? i can't remember sh!t bout halloween..LMAO i do remember one time I got like 50 bucks, cuz folks was giving away money instead of candy. That was awesome. I also remember my brother stealing my candy..jerk...

*Fave candy was and still is - NERDS!

*I still have a scream mask, that i scared people with one halloween...

yea that's all I got, can't think of anything else. What are your memories from halloween's past?

Men are from Mars

Sometimes members of the opposite sex really IRK my last good nerve. They say and do some of the most stupid things. Take for instance this morning, I went to go get me a Ice Tea out the vending machine and this dude that "claims" to be in love with me was like " You look like your putting on weight" DA F#%K?? If you supposedly like me why same some old "you'll never get any play now" type crap? Best believe even if I thought about talking to him, that's over now. So anyway we thought we'd put together a list of the things the opposite does that makes us ponder why we even like them in the first place.

* Not thinking before you speak - Men seem to be famous for this. They say the first thing that enters their brain without even thinking of what effect it might have after it's said.

*Talking Down to me - I might look stupid but looks are deceiving! You are not better than me and I should be treated the same way you would want to be treated.

*Beating round the bush - If you like me, just say you like me. Chances are I like you back but I'm not sure if you feel the same way. So go for it, the worse that can happen is you get a fake number.

*Talking that arrogant talk-Do i look like i care let alone believe that you ballin' outta control, CAUSE I DON'T do not brag bout shit you know you ain't got, prolly never will have that is annoying as HELL...

*Nigga is you DEAF?-Cause i just spilled my life story to you and i don't think you heard NAN word. Get ya eyes offa my cleavage and we can go places baby.....lol

Throwback Thursday **Special Edition**

As you know, we here @ 2DB like to let you guys in on our thoughts as much as possible, we want yall to see, hear, and think what we think. Our thoughts today fell on the old school divas, Chaka, Aretha, Diana, Tina, and how they are still relevant (somewhat) even today, years after they was in the top spot, then our thoughts drifted to todays divas, Beyonce (aka Sasha *rolls eyes*) Ashanti, J-Hud, Alicia, and if they would be as ummm interesting, and comical (yeah i said it) as the divas of yesterday are. Here is our take, on what we think the divas of today, will be like when they are the Divas of yesterday....

Beyonce-30 yrs from now she will be damn near 60, but she gon be telling us she only 50, still on tour and having the nerve to sell tickets to her shows for 300.00 and up. Still dancing like it ain't shit when she KNOW her bones is aching. She so diva-ish now, she prolly just gon be like Tina Turner, move overseas and get an accent.....Oh, and just for added bouns, lol her sister Solange, gon be touring lil smokey ass hall in the wall clubs as a Beyonce impersonator....

Jennifer Hudson-I know all of us can already foresee she gon be another Aretha with them flapjacks hanging in them low cut dresses STILL wearing em STILL thinking she fine and STILL singing her ass off. But the public ain't gon be able to notice or enjoy it cause she gon be 60 with 60 inch top to bottom flappers hanging out.....

Mariah Carey - MC gone be 150 still wearing dasiy dukes and orthopedic christian louboutin platforms. She ain't gone have no teeth in her mouth but still thinks she can blow, singing at the elderly home with nothing but gums showing spitting out her green jello at people in the front row. She will also be trying to mack to the head orderly.

Fantasia- Married to Young Dro, both their fame and success dead and gone, he a mechanic, and she do lil guest appearances every now n then on VH1 where are they now, i love (insert decade here) show making us all depressed and sad like JJ Fad did on that recent 100 greatest hip hop songs show cause she a check n clerk @ a hotel or a greeter @ wal-mart or some shit....

Tell us what you think?

I'd Rather Be

You ever see something on TV and think to yourself that must be a cool job? I know I do all the time. So here is our list of jobs we'd rather be doing.


Bahama

Guy Fieri - Diner's Drive Through and Dives

This dude gets to EAT for a living and on top of that he gets to travel all over the United States. Can a job get any better than that??

Photographer

I love love LOVE taking pictures..And you should have a job you love right?

Martin Scorsese - Filmmaker

It seems like an interesting job telling a story through the camera lens. Stressful but interesting none the less.

Lupe Fiasco - Emcee

I'd like to be his sex slave..Don't really need a description here, do i?

Chrissy...

I always wanted to be a waitress in a club, i know not very ambitious, my momma used to do that, and we got to go to work with her during the day and she got to wear this cute lil skirt with a white top and her boobs was always out, lmao i remember thinking this job seems fun...Iono if Bammy gon be able to find a pic for this but i wanna be one of the fools @ VH-1 who comes up with them dumb ass ideas for reality shows, and the dumb ass ideas for the challenges on the physical reality shows, i got some ideas for they azz....

Ad Exec, only cause some of these commercials we see on tv STOOPID as hell, and i know i got better ideas that would make waaaaaaaaay better commercials

Let me be a co-host on the view for one day yall just one day so i can make Elizabeth Hasselbeck cry over some bullshit with her super sensitive ass....

Lastly, I would love to be a police officer, and i would only arrest or pull over men who i would wanna give some ass.....tis all

What's On Your Mind?

I'm sure you've all come to know by now that we get hella random around this place and today will be no different. So we are going say a few things that are on our minds this morning and after we are done you can let us know what's on your mind.

• Who thought it would be a good idea to give roaches wings? I mean really that's the scariest thing ever to see one of those things flying round *shudders at thought* Next thing you know them damn things are going to have fangs and we are all screwed.
  





• Is Starbucks laced with crack? I've never been one to drink coffee, i never even liked the way it smelled but a few weeks ago I tried my first Starbuck coffee and have been addicted ever since. I'm not as bad off as some people (i only go about once a week) but still how is that I've gone from not even liking coffee to starting to get the shakes when I haven't had any in a while?

• Speaking of getting any, I'm still single in case you ain't know. LOL I met a guy over the weekend, well not really met we've known each other for a few years but lost contact. I'm trying to figure out if I should give him a call or not. There's a story behind why I don't know if i should give him a call (for those of you who know refer to MN for the story) or not, but I don't feel like typing it all over again.
  
  
  


• Did anyone watch that awards show that came on last night? I didn't..After watching 300 for like the 50th billionth time (Spartans! Prepare for glory!!! AHOO AHOO AHOO) there was a House marathon on USA and House>Than any awards show.
  


• Florida State and I need to have a little talk cuz this losing thing is not what is hot in the skreets.




• Is it me or do female crackheads think they still got it? I don't get that, ya wig cocked, ya clothes filthy, and you STANK...so why you walking like you on ANTM




• Cramps suck!




• I answer phones for a living and i swear everyday i come to work and that damn phone rings i wanna slang that bitch out tha window, but i know i can't do that so i have turned the volume down allllllllll the way on the phone and i choose to ignore it lmao i feel no guilt..




• Kids need to come with instructions, i really believe if they did, less people would have em

• HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!

Happy Birthday Bobble Lou Sara Ann Chrissy Mae Big Bertha Witherspoon!!

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Can we see a show of hands as to how many people dislike Mondays?

So being that Monday's are so craptastic, we need something to cheer us up. And since we have our own blog we can do that. We are going to list some of the things that make us happy and to add a little twist we want you guys to guess which happy items belong to who, I'm sure you'd get a couple of them.

• Warm chocolate chip cookies
• Making the kiddies laugh
• Making myself laugh..lol
• my "ME" time
• Lupe Fiasco
• Looking at Dior shoes and bags ( I say looking cause YOU KNOW I can't afford em)
• Sleeping
• Warm towels fresh out the dryer
• Watching old re-runs of Family Matters
• The oogly eye stares from people of the opposite sex :-)
• Good Sex
• Peace and Quiet
• I Love Lucy re-runs
• Ivory and Dove soap, lol not the chocolate tho
• Hugs that you can feel all over ya body
• sleeping late
• hot skins
• a cold bedroom it makes me sleep better
• David Banner lol okay yall ain't gotta guess that one
• stupid tv shows like cops or cheaters cause i loooooooooove laughing @ the ppl and what they gon say
• Listening to music
• when ppl say my name right on the 1st try....

Happily Ever After

Flipping through the channels yesterday I stopped on E! and they were showing one of my favorite Cinderella movies Ever After with Drew Barrymore. I decided to watch for the 30th millionth time and a thought came to me. Well two thoughts came to me 1.) Why was no one speaking French and they were in France and 2.) Real life love isn't no even close to a fairy tale. Hollywood is mind-screwing us with these love movies, making us young naive people think love is this huge wave of emotion and with it you came overcome anything. And that once you find it you'll live Happily Ever After. Whomp Whomp that crap is not true yet we spend our lives looking for our Prince Charming but get stuck with Lamont and his two baby mommas or Richie who thinks he's king but don't know how to treat a woman like queen. So we are going to compile a list to Hollywood telling them what we want to see in love movies, so we won't spend anymore time looking for a man or woman that doesn't exist.

We want you to help us with this list, what are real things you want to see in love movies? No more of that fantasy and Cinderella story but the truth about love.

It's Friday!!!!

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So we thought this week just seemed extra long and it just dragged on and on. So we are having a party because we are ecstatic that it's the start of the weekend! So someone bring the drinks, the spades and domino table's, the boom box (do they still make those?) cause we are having a part-tay!!! And to start this party of right we bringing back freestyle Friday, so get in the booth and spit the truth.










Oh and no fighting up in here, we know how y'all black folk get when there are drinks and games involved..

In Case you didn't know

You get the idea..If you could be doing anything else instead of work, what would it be?

My Love Affair

I am Bahamian mentally with American tenancies and Floridian sensibility, lol I kinda jacked that from Lupe. I so do not fit in with my fellow Bahamians being that I spent all of my childhood in Florida but none the less I am here in the Bahamas and missing the states tremendously. I thought I would put together a list of some of the things I miss the most. I say some cause we don't have time for me to list all.

First things first, I miss the stores..Oh how i miss the stores and I'm not talking clothing stores either.I'm talking the convenience super stores like Target, Walmart, Walgreen's hell I'd even take a K-mart here. Me and my boys (i had alot of male friends refer to Why Women get on my nerves for further info) would walk round Super walmart at 2 o'clock in the morning acting stupid and playing games. Bored at the wee hours of the morning? Walmart is always open. Ain't shat open after 12 o'clock here hell try 10 o 'clock.

I'm sure you all know by now that I love FOOD! So it's only fitting I miss the chain food restaurants. We have the big names here like Mcdonald's, Burger King, KFC and Wendy's but that's it. Not many choices right?, now you understand my dilema when i say i'm hungry but have no idea what to eat. Oh, and if that isn't bad enough ain't no damn dollar menu's either. Do you know what i would do to get me some fries from Checkers,some chicken nuggets from Chic-fil-a, some chicken and rice from Popeyes, any damn thing from Long John Silver and last, a friggen nacho chese chalupa from Taco Bell? My mouth is salivating, excuse for a minute please....

The next thing I miss is how cheap everything is in the states. Gas here is still damn near $6.00 and don't get me started with how much food costs in the grocery store. Put it this way my first time going to the grocery store I came out depressed and I was like that for at least a week and a half. Clothes, electronics, bills, food, cars, everything is at least double in price here. Granted we don't have taxes but we do have duty and customs which are hella worse than taxes.

And last but certainly not least, I miss the MEN!!!!! ~sigh~ I don't really feel like talking bout it *sniffle*. Let's see how I can describe this, in the states you have a wide variety of men to choose from. Here? not so much. I honestly think I will be single and celibate for the rest of my life or until Ican move back. *sniffle*

But for now I guess visits will have to do...

And I should also add I'm proud though to be a Bahamain.

Top Ten Reasons Why...

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Feamles get on my last good nerve! I've had it up to here with some of my female co-workers.

10.Catty - Always want to fight over something or someone.

9. Talk too damn much. What? we do, why you think there are more female bloggers than there are males? Nuff said.

8.Sneaky - Pulling ghost moves to get with someone else's man or to set a fellow female up for a fall. That's just mean.

7. Two-Faces to the beast - Smile up in ya face but they are plotting behind your back or talking behind it.

6.Clingy-Just cause yo' ass struck up a convo with me in the ladies room bout how you love to make jewlery out of nickles in ya spare time, don't mean i wanna hear bout it ever again over lunch, we ain't friends, we are just forced to work together lady..

5.TMI-Why you think i wanna hear bout how your mom had to under go a bunion removal surgery, but she ain't leave the bandages on like she was supposed to now the thing infected and oozing pus and she can't walk and you gotta take her back to the doctor so they can stick a needle in her infected ass toe to keep it from falling off....now that is just way too much information if ya ask me

4.Nosy - Now just cause you told me the life story of ya momma pinky toe, don't mean imma bout to tell mine so stop digging for info you ain't striking gold here....

3.Green Eyed Monster -Women are the most jealous species on the planet. They will dislike you just cause you got a fine boyfriend and/or some Christian Louboutin pumps.

2.It's always bout them. Why you think Mya made that song? That's right it's all about you you you you you..No it's not! Think for other people heffa's!

1.They are just plain evil. I mean they make Damian look like a precious little baby.

And a special bonus, we have another reason. Dramatic - heffa you broke a nail the world is not ending you do not need to cry and scream a fill only cost bout 3 to 4 dolla's. Stop crying a river. And woMAN up!!

What if any are the reasons why females get on your nerves?

If I Were Rich

Sometimes I sit and think what if I were rich? What would I do? What would I spend my money on? And i mean extremely wealthy (Fu#K rich/let's get wealthy, who else gone feed we?) So we decided we would share our rich thoughts with you.


Now if I were wealthy I know I would be a BIG spender!





First off I would have a different car for everyday of the week..Yes I know that's a bit ostentatious, but hey? If you got it flaunt it right? Monday - something more subtle like a everyday car. I think I would go with this

Tuesday would be this

Wednesday would be this...I got a thing for trucks.

Now that we get closer to the weekend, that's when the speedsters come out. Thursday I ride around in this

Friday

Saturday

oooh i wanna reproduce with this car...*fans self*

and last Sunday..this is the church classy car day.

So those are the cars but I need to get to them right? My closet would be lined with these

and these

For those of you that might not know, those are 'Boutins and Dior shoes. I would have every pair ever made by those brands..I'm starting to hyper-ventilate. Gimme a second.

Now that is just some of what i would buy if I were rich. Now it's Chrissy's turn.

A big ass Gone With The Wind type house is the 1st thing i'd purchase, iono but when i saw that movie for the 1st time i was like i want a house with balconies and big ass steps in the living room that i can descend from and greet my guests, lol.....

One of these in a different color for everyday of the week, just cause i can...

With the matching Hermes Bag.....

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Do You Remember....

* When Girbaud jeans where the ISH....

*When gas was under 2 bucks?

*When Steve Urkel turned into Stefan Ur'kel

*When Fila's were "the must have" shoe

*When a bag of chips wasn't mostly a bag of air...

*When mexican's were a minority right along with our black asses...

*When you were famous for actually contributing to society and we don't mean sex tapes

*When lyrics meant something?

*When playstation was the best thing invented since slice cheese?

*Top this bammy, lol i KNOW bobble gon remember sega, and super nintendo....now sega with the mortal kombat game waaaaaaaay better than sliced cheese, and super nintendo with the super mario game that came with it, waaaaaaaaaay better than government sliced cheese anyday, lol.....

Top 10 Reasons.....

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.....Well dying anyway. Now Y'all know I'm a hip-hop head and, Chrissy, well Chrissy loves David Banner so yeah..... Anyway we thought we'd do a list, since we haven't done one in a while. We chose the assassination of Hip Hop and it's reasons, I mean it's getting assaulted. So here is our Top Ten reasons that hip hop is dying. Oh and I just want to say it's not dead yet hope is still alive *ahem* Lupe *ahem* Fiasco.

10.) Does anyone else feel a little dumber after listening to some of these lyrics today? I mean there has to be more in your vocabulary than Yahh and L-O. There is no thought process behind the lyrics in this already dumb world.

9.) Just about everyone is imitating someone, Hip Hop is, well was, about being original. But not now. People want to be the next Jay-z or Tupac or BIG. What happened to being yourself?

8.)This one should probably be connected to 10 but it deserves to get it's own spot. Ain't nobody saying nothing. I'd rather listen to the beat half the time than listen to someone talking fast about nothing over it. As long as the hooks kinda catchy and the beat is hot, you got a hit. Which leads to number 7.

7.) People are getting stupid, plain and simple. It could be the only logical explanation as to why some of these songs are hit worthy.

6.) Soulja Boy, need i say more?

5.) I am guessing these fools think beefs sell records, iono maybe it do, but damn the beefs they be having make all the parties involved look like lil bitches, if you gon beef, beef like a man, not like an angry female, putting tapes out of niggas crying, getting on youtube @ 50+ yrs old talking shit when you know you ain't had a hit since.....EVER

4.) The South Takeover - I'm grew up in Florida so I know about the whole southern rap thing. I'm not by any means saying it's all bad but the bad so outweighs the good. Quick name 10 emcee's from the south? (and by emcee's i mean real emcee's...Emcee's spit rhymes that uplift they people ~ KRS1)........ still waiting...(damn i actually got 8 and a half..hmm)

3.) Sex don't always sell - Why just about every song on the radio concerning hip-hop is talking about sex? I don't know if ya'll know this but um there's more to life than just sex(shocker,I know).

2.) I think this next point could tie in to number 3. Ain't no female voice in the industry which kinda sorta leads to the oversexualized lyrics. I mean I'm not saying some of the females ain't freak nasties them self but they for the most part, some of them, okay maybe one or two spit true woman stories. I think losing that has made the rap game to "thuggish". There's not much love going round, not much emotion. I mean I could be completely wrong but you know what they say.."behind every good man is a great woman" or something like that.

1.)To me in my opinion artist nowadays are focusing more on the business side than the art side. They all want to get in the game and then branch out in to other things. I'm not saying there is anything wrong with that hey do you; but while doing that they kind of lose sense of the main reason they are even able to branch out, which is the music. They have their hands or want to get their hands in so many other avenue's of entertainment that the music, the first thing and to me the most important gets lost in translation .

Now we Two Ditzy Broads ain't no Hip Hop aficionado's or nothing like that but we are lovers of good hip hop music and David Banner and these are just our thoughts. So what say you, do you agree?

You know it's hot when..

*A homless man is cooling down in a puddle of muddy rain water from the day before.

*You have the a/c in the car on and you are almost naked but you still can't get cool.


*Instead of eating a buger and fries for lunch, your eating like 5 red popsicles.



*You see people with those sweat marks, not only under their arms but round the crotch area and their back.




*You are seriously contemplating walking round your office half naked.



*All the drinks in the vending machine are gone.



*People ain't even going out to lunch, they rather wait till it's time to head home to get something to eat.




*You come out the shower and dry off but when you get all your clothes on you are wetter than when you were in the shower.




*You learn about new places on your body from the sweat draining there.





*The neighboorhood pets are damn near dead outside from the heat.





*When you fall asleep on the couch, all cool and relaxed, but you wake up in a pool of sweat





*When the parents are outside in the lil kiddie pool with the kids...





*Stock in popsicles sky rocket





*Black females are wearing they hair either in braids, or in a headscarf, cause it's too hot to sit under a dryer @ the salon, and the humidity effs with ya hairstlye anyway....