Kick In tha Door....Waving the 4 - 4

We're BACK BISHES!!!

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missed us???

You like us You really like us!!

Sorry, Sally Fields moment. But we won an award!!! It's called the Certifed Honest Blogger award, cuz you know how we do, lmao!! It was awarded to us by Miss Mandii Nicole, stank ya ma'am and this is how it goes.

Rules (though us ditzy broads don't tend to follow rules)

1. When you receive the prize you must write a post showing it, together with the name of who gave it to you and link them back.
2. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs that you find brilliant in their content or design.
3. Show their names and links and leave them a comment informing them they were prized with the Honest Weblog Award.
4. Show a picture of those who awarded you and those you gave the prize to, (optional).
5. Then you pass it on.
6. The guys before me added 10 things about themselves & I'm keeping with the trend, (optional).

Here be's the the blogs we want to pass this honesty along to

1. One Ten
2. The Brother's 4
3. Kali
4. n0dayz
5. Raider Wifee
6. Tyroc
7. Drock


10 things bout us - let's see if we can tell you some stuff you might not know

Bahama

1. When I was younger I wanted to be a playboy bunny...don't ask

2.I do this leg shake thing when I'm nervous or bored.

3.If ice were a food, i'd be overweight.

4.I am addicted to chocolate, fine men and high shoes.

5.This is a really big secret for me and if you make a funny on me I will cut your tounge out..I've had a celeb crush on Dustin Hoffman for years.


Chrissy


6. i am a serial nail biter, of my own nails that is

7. i think i own about 1,000 scrunchies and or ponytail holders

8. i loooooooove ranch dressing on my steak instead of A-1 sauce

9. i have the biggest orgasms when i am on top

10. and since my partner revealed her secret weird, sick crush imma reveal mine, Tommy Lee Jones and yes that tongue cutting rule applies here as well....

Allow Us to Introduce Ourselves

This has been a long time coming, wouldn't you say? We been doing this blog thing for a while now (6 months, damn we are still infants) and we've never really told you who is who and what is what. We just dove right into it and started blogging. A few of you guys know us quite well since we were tearing things up on Bossip and some of you think you know us but you have no idea (what ever happened to that show?) So hears a little look into the Ditzy Broads that run Two Ditzy Broads.

Bahama

First I hate talking about myself, I'm not all that interesting. You might be wondering though how we came up with the name? I am ditzy because, I laugh at my own jokes and hard too, I think the word Fellatio is the funniest thing, it would take me forever to find something when I realize it was A.) right in front of my face B.) in my hand or C.) on my head, I laugh at things up to a week after I've heard it. I am Ditzy because, alot of the time I pretend like I get stuff but in reality I don't, I talk to myself all the time, I sing loud when in the car, if I find something really funny I snort. Now that you know some of why I'm ditzy here's a little more about me. I grew up in Florida (broward county..Ft. Lauderdale to be exact) my screen name is Bahama Mama ( i cut it down to Bahama) 1. Cuz i like the drink and 2. Cuz that's where I reside. I'm a nerd, I watch National Geographic for fun. I love to read and write, I have a writing blog but being that I'm lazy it's fell my the waist side, I've just recently resurrected it. I think I'm funny even if no one else does. I'm not your regular girlie girl, I LOVE sports. Saturday/Sunday/Monday you will either find me in a sports bar or at home watching a game. I shoot pool and I'm kinda good, I'm not a phone person. One of the only traits of being a girlie girl I posses is I love to shop and I like the color pink. I'm very much single and probably will be for a while since I've steered clear of Bahamian men. I think I'm the more serious one out of Chrissy and I. And that's me in nutshell, anything else just ask in the comments. That's all folks!

Chrissy

Lmao why i got to be the less serious one tho bammy? Okay imma tell ya why, i do not take myself, or anything else too seriously @ all, that's just me tho, i go from day to day with mine. I never plan for the future cause i think it's stupid to do so, hell i may be dead before the sun come up iono, BUT i am not spontaneous, i can't stand surprises, and everything gotta be organized and in it's place or imma go nuts. I am a wife and mother got 2 kids, yall know that already tho, and i don't think my kids even take me seriously as a mom, they tell me i am just way too silly,and funny to be a mommy? go effin figure.... hubby call me ditzy all the time cause fa real yall simple shit goes right over my head, always has, always will, but my man loves that lil personality quirk about me. I am extremely shy in person, which is shocking cause my job requires me to be a ppl person, and i am from 8-5 after that i turn that ppl person shit off. I am not a sports fanatic like my partner,Bammy, but i do love boxing, i tolerate all other sports cause i have no choice. I am a picture nut, i make my kids take new pics like every 6 months, and then i line my walls with the pics, ONLY i have to have em in order from their age when they took the pic. I do not have a coffee table in my living room, lol cause again i hate clutter, i hate cooking. I love to read, i got 2 bookshelves full of books, and some in my garage, and i have read every single one of em. I don't think i am a girly girl, i like to look pretty and all that shit but i never try too hard to do so, damn that sound arrogant, which i am not, lmao that's all i got for yall right now, any more questions holla @ us in the comments.....