I don't want that!

Hey folks, you guys know here at 2DB we like to play games and make fun of our favorite people...CELEBRITIES...well today is no different, we got another game for you. So peep game : Gifts celeb's give to one another that the other celeb doesn't want. Here are some of our examples

Oprah tries to give Superhead her dignity back.

Every male music artist tries to give Usher his BALLS back.

Every male movie star tries to give Brad Pitt his balls AND SANITY back (come on now, i know i aint the only one who thinks he done lost his mind rasing all them kids....)

T-Pain gives Michael Jackson a hit lol

Diddy gives Jim jones some "preserving the sexy" and take a gotdamn bath tips, and a gift basket from bath n body works full of perfumed soaps, creams, and candles for his ole MUSTY ASS.....

The whole world pitches in and gives re re a bra.....

Diddy 1st baby momma gives Kim Porter a fucking clue.....she need it

Jay-Z gives Chris Brown a pimp lesson by telling him "Rihanna gon always be mine son....u can borrow her tho for the time being...."

The Charity for broke ass niggas who invested they money stoopidly, gives Dame Dash that tahoe he was leasing, all paid for, and a free turkey meal for the holidays with all the trimmings....

YOUR TURN!

Dear Santa....

What do you buy somebody that has it all????? Hell, we don't know, BUT, we here @ 2DB thought we would let yall into our wacky minds and tell yall what we think celeb dear santa letters would say....



Dear Santa,

Heavenly Father, I call upon you to help me get my life together, Lord, i need u in more ways than i can explain, my career is down the toilet, ARFF ARFF WHAT THEY REALLY WANT FROM A NIGGA.....wait, i'm tripping this is a dear santa letter, never mind i will finish it after i pray.....



Love,

Earl Simmons




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Dear Santa,

MAN DOWN, TYRA MAIL......all i want for x-mas is for Ke Ke to call me Momma, for Neffie to comb her hair, and for YC to stay the hell out my bidness cause i don't smoke drugs, all i do is smoke ciggarettes and drink, TYRA MAIL.....also Santa, please bless me with the ability to continue on doing shows for my fans, even tho i don't do nothing but show up and say TYRA MAIL and MAN DOWN.....oh, and send me some more Jordans, my fans love it when i wear those with Ke Ke's 7 jeans and then i put on Ke Ke coogi top, and her chanel belt and get my coach bag, TYRA MAIL....



Sincerely,

Frankie


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Dear Santa,

The things i would like for x-mas are my house, my cars, my tv's, my computer, my jet (ppl think i don't fly cause i am scared, not the case...) my tour bus, my 2nd husband, my grankids, my tub, my piano in my summer home, my music catalogue, Fantasia, Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul, my minks and furs, my figure i had back in 1963, my Louis Vittuion luggage set, my older sister, my pet dog, my stable of horses, my chandelier, my other piano in my winter home that was given to me by Elton John and Billy Joel, btw put them on my x-mas list too cause i miss them as well, my 5,000 gallon fish tank, ALLLLLL my grammy's that soul train award, well never mind bout that but i do want my grammys, my wig collection from 1993-1996, my backup singers that were on tour with me back in 78, hmmmm let me see, i think that is it.



P.S. my fiancee said if i just bought a bra that actually held my tits in place, or went and got a boob lift, i would find all those things i am asking for on my list, but what the hell do he know, i gotta end this letter, i just misplaced the pot of grits i was cooking when i sneezed just now and my boobs jiggled to the right......



Love The Queen of Soul

Aretha......


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Dear Santa,

All I want for christmas is for people to respect the fact that I am a SANGER! I mean just because I use auto-tune don't mean I ain't got skillz. And if you can please somehow lower Kanye West's sales on his auto-tune album I'd appreciate that, I mean I did do it first.

Thanks Santa Dawg.

Teddy Penderass Down.

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Aye Santa,

What's pimpin, pimp? Looka here son, I know this might come as a shock to you but the only thing I want for christmas is for the world not to judge me and my love for Baby. I need them to understand what's a goon to a goblin? And for you to tell 50 to get off my nutz!Ya dig?

Thanks Santa, i know u'd get me!

Weezy F. Baby

P.S No homo

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Dear Santa,

I have been a really good girl this year. I've stayed out the tabloids and the news, i've just sat back and laid in the cut. So i think it's not to much to ask for my last and final plastic surgery. Santa you know I been praying for this since my first surgery, I really really just want to look like a cat. And i'm almost there. This last surgery will put me on my way to being the purr-fect kitty cat. There even gonna give me fur!

Thanks Santa Baby,

Kimberly Jones aka The Queen Bee!

So, do you have any?

Game time!

Aight so crazy things tend to pop up in our minds, cause we are well dizzy like that. And if you know us from our over the fence days you know we use to play some pretty funny games about celebs. Well since we have our own blog now why should we stop? Here's one we've played before but resurrected it.



Celeb Class Superlatives and/or what they were (what we imagine them to be) like in high school.


Diddy - that dude that had the worst game in school and the bad breath but you couldn't tell him he wasn't the ish!

Kim Kardashian - they goody two shoes but on the low she was sleepin with everybody's man.

Mike Vick - the talented athlete who you thought would make something of themselves but later on you find out he's the neighborhood dope boy.

Britney Spears-The white girl that dates all the brothers cause she wanna know if that myth is true, she finds out that it really ain't after 2 kids, and being held back in the 10th grade, TWICE

Jermiane Dupri-the dude who DJ all the parties, and got all the good ass music before it even come out, he think giving all the new slow jams to the ladies gon give him some play, but it never do, all the girls do is say awwwwww thanks shortie and kiss him on the cheek

Pharell-the black dude who all the black people think he ain't down cause he hang with the skateboard crew that is all whiteboys...

Vanilla Ice-the white boy who hang with all the thug brothers tryna to be black talking shit like yeah homie i'm hard and when school let out he being picked up by his momma in her white ford explore getting ready to go home and eat tuna noodle casserole

Rick Ross-the fat dude that just show up to school to eat the free breakfast and lunch

Beyonce-the girl that looks and dresses like she put out but she really don't so all the dudes then go fine Kim K ole ho ass

Rihanna- the girl who been going to school in the US since kindergaten, but she still got that damn annoying ass accent 10 yrs later ans she stay pulling a hard C in history class

Flavor Flav-the class clown of course, people be like flav, gon do that dance step you be doing, we will give you a dollar, he bust out screaming yeah booooooooooooy and people be like i told yall this nigga was a fool

Polow Da Don-the dude who never wanna do his work himself so he either pay somebody to do it, cheat, or steal, and you gotta watch ya valubles round his ass

Kanye-the dude who stay fly as hell in all the new gear, but don't nobody ever say nothing out the way to his ass cause he will throw a damn fit in a min..

What the Easter Bunny bring you?

Sunday is Easter ppl, and the Easter Bunny is in full effect handing out wishes and dreams to all in need, here is a list me and my partner in blogging came across that has certain celebrities, and what the easter bunny brought to them. Now this list is confidential, lmao that is why we posting it for yall to read.....ENJOY

Usher-he got his balls back....

Mariah Carey-she got a closet full of clothes and dresses that actually FIT..

Lil Wayne-he got his pride back since he lost it when that bottle got thrown @ his ass

Kelly Rowland-she got Beyonce's career, but for one day only...

Rihanna-she got Jay-z, as her man out in public for the world to see and know....

Ginuwine-he got his career, beats, and producer/BFF Timbaland back from Justin Timberlake

Bow Wow-he got his wish granted when the world decided to take his lil ass seriously and stop laughing @ him and his tirade's and fits he be throwing then wanna air that shit on BET as if we care.....

Bobby Brown-he got a reunion tour with New Edition, and he was equally as happy when he was told he could get naked and hump the stage, other group members, audience members, roadies and whatever else crossed his path w/o getting charges brought up against him for it....

Snoop Dogg-he got the answer to why his daughter don't look NOTHING like him.....